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#201 - themuffinmaan (06/25/2012) [-]
2 Kings 2:23-24 (New International Version)   
From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!"   
   
He turned around, and looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord.   
   
Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
2 Kings 2:23-24 (New International Version)
From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!"

He turned around, and looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord.

Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
#191 - mrsuperblackjack (06/25/2012) [-]
mfw I check and thats in there
#186 - iamphoenix (06/25/2012) [-]
I always look go the bible when I need can't English.
User avatar #184 - pwnfrnzy (06/25/2012) [-]
There's no reaction image I have that accurately explains how I feel about this post.
Seriously, what the **** ?
User avatar #177 - hulikaani (06/25/2012) [-]
**hulikaani rolls 90** dubs **********
#176 - anonymous (06/25/2012) [-]
Those are the kind of people that give christians a bad reputation, half of them think that god is a mere wish granting fairy.
User avatar #173 - Churchandtex (06/25/2012) [-]
When need advice, I just look go the bible, too.
User avatar #170 - usarnaem (06/25/2012) [-]
I can totally fap to this.
#166 - themoe (06/25/2012) [-]
Its funny how the athiest know soo much more about the bible than actual christians
User avatar #179 to #166 - desuforeverlulz (06/25/2012) [-]
Reading the Bible cover to cover is what made me an atheist.
#178 to #166 - verby (06/25/2012) [-]
Not really, Christians take the Bible in historical context, and learn from it's teachings. Which is why using quotes from Leviticus is invalid in arguments, since Christ's teachings>Moses' Law.
#195 to #178 - jacksonguitarist (06/25/2012) [-]
Leviticus is in the bible, therefore it is valid?
#197 to #195 - verby (06/25/2012) [-]
Yeah but Christians don't follow those laws because they conflict with Jesus' teachings. Basically, Jesus is the Constitution and Moses' Law is a law that conflicts with it. Jesus takes precedent.
#204 to #197 - mezuki (06/25/2012) [-]
so what you're saying is Christians only listen to the good parts of the bible
#205 to #204 - verby (06/25/2012) [-]
Did you read what I just said? Jesus' Law is above Moses' Law because Jesus is a Deity and Moses is a prophet.
#207 to #205 - mezuki (06/25/2012) [-]
yes but both of there teachings are in the bible and the bible is supposed to be the completely true and perfect
#209 to #207 - verby (06/25/2012) [-]
I don't recall anyone ever saying that to me. In any case, the Old Testament is regarded more or less as a history book, not a lesson, though lessons can be taken from it. I admire Thomas Jefferson, but I would not own slaves o.O
#198 to #197 - jacksonguitarist (06/25/2012) [-]
That sounds very confusing from my standpoint but I understand a little better now.
#169 to #166 - anonymous (06/25/2012) [-]
"Know thy enemy." - Sun Tzu
#174 to #169 - anonymous (06/25/2012) [-]
no thats a ******* green day song, ******

what the **** kinda artist is name sn tzu anyway
User avatar #192 to #174 - dorgan (06/25/2012) [-]
You have to be the stupidest ************ ever to walk the face of the internet
or just a equally stupid troll
#190 to #174 - irokk (06/25/2012) [-]
Are you.....   
   
I don't......   
   
*sigh*
Are you.....

I don't......

*sigh*
#185 to #174 - anonymous (06/25/2012) [-]
Your the ******* ****** . Green Day are **** band. Sun Tzu isn't part of music anyway, you fcukin idiot. **** off fagot go play your cod or ******** fag.
#182 to #174 - klondikemonster (06/25/2012) [-]
Your comment warrants no intelligent response.
Your comment warrants no intelligent response.
User avatar #168 to #166 - goonmcnasty (06/25/2012) [-]
I'm an atheist and I know sweet FA about the bible, nor do I care.
#164 - wegotabadasshere (06/25/2012) [-]
**wegotabadasshere rolled a random image posted in comment #9264 at Pokemon **

MFW Confirmation quote
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User avatar #214 to #159 - ranzoray (06/30/2012) [-]
Is that Hitler in a tux?
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User avatar #157 - Bacula ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
I don't believe in anything.


Prepared for red thumbs.
#155 - anonymous (06/25/2012) [-]
Don't say anything bad about the bible or god on FJ. Red thumbs like crazy. Bible loving ******* ..
#194 to #155 - offspring (06/25/2012) [-]
Made me laugh. I smell summer in this one..
User avatar #149 - rel (06/25/2012) [-]
"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
User avatar #145 - Shinai (06/25/2012) [-]
Damn, I need to start reading the Bible.
User avatar #137 - semiseirous (06/25/2012) [-]
Leviticus 20:13, "Kill all gays."
#161 to #137 - mattsfriend (06/25/2012) [-]
"If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They will surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them." Leviticus 20:13
#151 to #137 - Spikeydeath (06/25/2012) [-]
let me remind you the old laws such as leviticus are gone, they matter not since jesus died
#163 to #151 - pulu (06/25/2012) [-]
So if some things said in the bible don't matter anymore because jesus is not around. How about 10 commandments? Those old laws are gone, lets go stealing and killing people!

Or is it just that dissing gay people isn't something you can stand up to anymore? Same as killing anyone who work on sundays and all other ridiculous commands god gives in bible...
#180 to #163 - verby (06/25/2012) [-]
Jesus said to love your neighbor as you love yourself. I don't think lying cheating and stealing really meets that criteria. Neither does killing gay people.
User avatar #162 to #151 - semiseirous (06/25/2012) [-]
There is no old law because "God" doesn't change his mind about anything, since he's all-knowing.

"And also the Glory of Israel will not lie or change His mind; for He is not a man that He should change His mind."

1 Samuel 15:29 NASB
#183 to #162 - verby (06/25/2012) [-]
*sigh* He didn't change his mind, the Israelites were supposed to recieve the Law of Christ after their exodus, but they pissed God off so he decided to make them deal with the Law of Moses, and have Christ come when they were ready.
User avatar #141 to #137 - drganja (06/25/2012) [-]
Pretty sure this is a joke, but they didn't even have a word for gay in the bible days
User avatar #153 to #141 - drganja (06/25/2012) [-]
A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.
User avatar #146 to #141 - semiseirous (06/25/2012) [-]
"If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."
User avatar #152 to #146 - drganja (06/25/2012) [-]
Then Judah said to Onan, “Go in to your brother’s wife and perform the duty of a brother-in-law to her; raise up offspring for your brother.” But since Onan knew that the offspring would not be his, he spilled his semen on the ground whenever he went in to his brother’s wife, so that he would not give offspring to his brother. What he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD, and he put him to death also.
User avatar #150 to #146 - drganja (06/25/2012) [-]
"You have six days each week for your ordinary work, but the seventh day must be a Sabbath day of complete rest, a holy day dedicated to the LORD. Anyone who works on that day must be put to death."
User avatar #148 to #146 - drganja (06/25/2012) [-]
"And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do."
User avatar #135 - lightninghedgehog (06/25/2012) [-]
"Suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence"

1 Timothy 2:12
#132 - Luffy91 (06/25/2012) [-]
**Luffy91 rolled a random image posted in comment #5896841 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw It's a real verse
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