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#5 - pyrothermal (06/25/2012) [-]
23:19! We've got a 23:19!
#188 to #5 - sweateagle (06/25/2012) [-]
too much win
too much win
#37 to #5 - jellybob (06/25/2012) [-]
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#90 to #37 - dicksmashersupreme (06/25/2012) [-]
what am i watching?
#9 to #5 - allamericandude (06/25/2012) [-]
Have fun being top comment.
Have fun being top comment.
#10 to #5 - yiffsforlyfe (06/25/2012) [-]
So you're saying the egyptians shaved their genitals too? No wonder they were carving sex scenes on the walls
User avatar #18 to #10 - slone (06/25/2012) [-]
priests plucked every hair from their bodies
and cleopatra couldnt grow pubic hair

so yea kind of
#103 to #18 - spyronos (06/25/2012) [-]
How would we know that?
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User avatar #6 to #5 - psykotic (06/25/2012) [-]
Holy crap that made me laugh so much...
#15 to #5 - BorderPatrol (06/25/2012) [-]
It's the little things that count. And this, this is gold.
It's the little things that count. And this, this is gold.
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#59 - sweetdickwilly (06/25/2012) [-]
Ezekial 25:17

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides of the inequities of the selfishness and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill shepards the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
User avatar #81 to #59 - killedkenny (06/25/2012) [-]
SAY "WHAT" AGAIN
#55 - daelril (06/25/2012) [-]
No man whose testicles have been crushed or whose organ has been cut off may become a member of the Assembly of God.

Deuteronomy 23:1
#209 to #55 - anon (09/17/2013) [-]
then why are there circumcisions?
#16 - mynippelshurt (06/25/2012) [-]
okay " just look go the bible" WHAT DOES THIS EVEN
#26 to #16 - condormcninja (06/25/2012) [-]
Wut...
Wut...
#19 to #16 - AnonsForSure ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #21 to #16 - sodapops (06/25/2012) [-]
Well, have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
#25 - pjotor (06/25/2012) [-]
#54 to #25 - anon (06/25/2012) [-]
Team Fortress 2 irl.... :O
#75 - gravediggernalk (06/25/2012) [-]
"I've just whipped your ass!" Austin 3:16

amidoinitrite
User avatar #76 to #75 - gravediggernalk (06/25/2012) [-]
"You sit there and you thump your bible and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere. Talk about John. 3:16, Austin 3:16 says: I've just whipped your ass!!"

For those that care.
#129 to #102 - spikes is cool ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #118 - NecroBearRAWR (06/25/2012) [-]
Just look go the bible
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#84 - Hyoukin (06/25/2012) [-]
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to just look go the bible?
User avatar #85 to #84 - MikeLit (06/25/2012) [-]
I gave you a thumb out of sheer pity for your lack of knowledge with regards to the English language.
User avatar #87 to #85 - Hyoukin (06/25/2012) [-]
...and I give you a thumb out of sheer pity, for your lack of knowledge of sarcasm, and old memes.
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#104 to #84 - sandle (06/25/2012) [-]
Yes i am aware, "That's the joke", but i really wanted to use this reaction image
User avatar #157 - Bacula (06/25/2012) [-]
I don't believe in anything.


Prepared for red thumbs.
User avatar #23 - zombiebacon (06/25/2012) [-]
This may be a repost, but I remember ******** myself laughing when I checked the bible and found it.
#186 - iamphoenix (06/25/2012) [-]
I always look go the bible when I need can't English.
#14 - ragingbrony ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
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#164 - wegotabadasshere (06/25/2012) [-]
**wegotabadasshere rolled a random image posted in comment #9264 at Pokemon **

MFW Confirmation quote
User avatar #149 - rel (06/25/2012) [-]
"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
User avatar #100 - Cainamogel (06/25/2012) [-]
"For the customs of the peoples are vanity. A tree from the forest is cut down and worked with an axe by the hands of a craftsman. They decorate it with silver and gold; they fasten it with hammer and nails so that it cannot move."
Jeremiah 10:3-4
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Yet most biblical religions still celebrate Christmas with a tree. Hmmm...
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