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Animal myths 3 (rp). So now I put these up now, i know they all arent morbid, but I had a lot ask me to put these up. And yes of course I am advertising my busi

So now I put these up now, i know they all arent morbid, but I had a lot ask me to put these up.
And yes of course I am advertising my business, so if you wanna buy a custom made pokemon card wallet, go here:
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Animal Myths 3
A young woman was at the beach one day and she thought she felt a
bug in her ear, she couldn' t find anything, so forgot about it. A few
days later she went to see a doctor because of a severe ear ache, he
checked her out and decided she must have an earwig- a small bug
deep in her inner ear. He said it was too deep to remove, she' d have
to wait for it to come out the other side. A few weeks later she found
a nasty looking bug on her pillow, put it in a jar and took it to the
doctor to see if that was it. He said it was, but the bad news is it was
a female and it had laid eggs.
Echo
If a duck is standing on the edge of a cave or cliff facing another
cliff and quacks, it will not echo.
The Dog' s Dinner
an authentic Chinese meal. In the restaurant they couldn' t make
any sense of the menu, so they tried to get the waiter to decide using
hand signals and expressions. They also needed some scraps for
their poodle, who went with them everywhere. The waiter finally
seemed to get the idea, and took the dog into the back. In a little
while, the waiter returned to their table with the and
roasted.
Loyal Dog
A man and his wife have a little baby. One day, the man is caring for
the baby while his wife is out shopping and he hears a noise outside.
He leaves his dog to watch over the baby while he goes out to see what
the problem is. After chasing off a man, the man goes back inside to
find the baby crib full with blood and the dog under the crib with
blood all over its muzzle. Thinking that the dog killed his baby, the
man becomes enraged and kills the animal with a baseball bat. Only
then does he look on the other side of the crib. There he finds his
baby lying on the floor dead, a knife in one hand and some kind of
alien communication device in the other. The couple' s baby had been
replaced by a hostile extraterrestrial civilization, and would have
killed the man upon his return had it not been for the brave actions
of his loyal dog.
when i first read this i thought it was bullshit. Then i saw there were
reports of this happening in 1960 and family claimed til the day they
died that that is what happened. Not only that, but an autopsy it
showed that the baby had organs different from humans.)
no i Klimt have the reprint i made this a while back and its not on the other one either. just mil with the turtur.
Spiders
On average, people will eat 8 spiders each year just in there sleep.
Not to mention the amount of spiders that are accidently put in the
food you eat.
Stomach aches
The father of a teenage girl was growing more and more worried
that his little girl' s stomach seemed to be growing. Over and over
she swore she couldn' t be pregnant but her father was suspicious
because of how much time the girl was at the beach. Finally he took
her to the hospital when she started complaining about stomach
pain. The doctor confirmed she wasn' t pregnant, it appeared to be a
tumor or growth of some kind, he said an operation was necessary
immediately. Octopus eggs are microscopic, and they assumed the
girl must have swallowed some while swimming.
Depressed dog
A young man was waiting in the nightrise apartment of his new
girlfriend waiting as she finished getting ready for their date and he
decided to play with her frisky little dog. He began throwing the
ball for the dog and accidentally bounced it out and over the
balcony, without a thought the dog followed. The man had no idea
what to do or say when his date came out of the bathroom ready to
go, she didn' t seem to notice the dog' s absence. At dinner the man
commented "You know, your dog seemed a little depressed this
evening."
Most of these myths came from warphead. com
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#1 - ICanThePowerr
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(06/24/2012) [-]
I can't imagine hitting my dog with a baseball bat ;_;
#8 to #1 - anon id: 3b9710db
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Mind if I hug him?
User avatar #361 to #1 - blasthurrdurr
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aww, a German shepherd. i understand why you couldn't hit your dog. he/she's really cute, my German shepherd died 2 years ago.
User avatar #364 to #361 - ICanThePowerr
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I slap him around and wrestle with him all the time.
It's just such a blunt hit with so much force. I just imagine his blood curdling high pitched squeal that he makes when he's in pain.
And I'm sorry about your shepherd. Mines about 2 years old.
User avatar #374 to #364 - blasthurrdurr
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it breaks my heart when i think of dogs getting tortured.
what's his name BTW?
User avatar #375 to #374 - ICanThePowerr
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Bandit.
User avatar #376 to #375 - blasthurrdurr
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pretty awesome name
#28 to #1 - haydn
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I'll hold mine for you
#3 to #1 - crazyflac
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#356 to #3 - robinka
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ive been looking for this one ******* picture for weeks now, words cannot describe how thankfull i am. i will now thumb up everything you love
#254 to #3 - anon id: 24d86907
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#62 - bluemotherfingoak
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(06/25/2012) [-]
How horrifying!
User avatar #5 - northyrn
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(06/24/2012) [-]
If you swallowed octopus eggs they would be broken up by the stomach acid. But if she had a wide gaping vagina....
User avatar #103 - fantomen
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(06/25/2012) [-]
Ok, let's debunk these *******.
1 bug in the ear.
It's not possible for a bug to crawl into your inner ear, because your eardrums are in the way. And even if you (like me) had your eardrums blown out by an explosion the bug can't crawl in one ear and out the other, because the ears aren't connected that way.

2 A duck's quack doesn't echo.
It does, it's been proven several times. Including one time when they brought ducks into cathedrals.

3 dog for dinner. this is an old one. it's been around since like the 50s.
of course it's possible, but it's likely just a myth.

4 loyal dog.
Ok, here's an interesting one. It's based on the true story of Guinefort the dog.
Back in France during the 13th century a knight decided to leave his dog guarding his baby while he went hunting for the day.
When he returned from the hunt, he found the baby was not in it's crib and the house and the dog covered in blood. Naturally he though the dog had eaten his baby, so he took his sword and cut the dogs head off. After the dog died he hear the cries of his baby from the other room. When he investigated he found the baby unharmed along with a large dead snake that the dog had killed. When he realized that he had killed his dog for protecting his baby he was distraught. He went to the church to apologize to God. But when the priests heard about it they made the dog a saint. Saint Guinefort protector of children.

4. you're not likely to eat bugs in your sleep, unless you count inhaling microscopic mites. But on the other hand if a small spider was to fall into your pot of pasta sauce. How would you know?

5. this is complete ********. Octopus eggs aren't microscopic, and need perfect conditions and constant care to survive and hatch. They would instantly die in the hostile conditions of your stomach. There are however parasites which can cause things similar to the myth. Sleep tight.

5. this is an old joke. I've seen it in like 2 TV shows and a move. Probably just ********.
User avatar #307 to #103 - crayoladildo
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Too add on to 4. It is legal in England ( and most other countries, I assume) for a relatively large amount of insect to be in any meal, and most foods contain some.
User avatar #169 to #103 - furyofthestorm
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Thanks for clearing up the earwig one, I might sleep tonight.

And Saint Guinefort is a cool story.
#129 to #103 - Ombra
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User avatar #105 to #103 - whomadewho [OP]
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do you know what a myth is right
User avatar #106 to #105 - fantomen
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Yes, obviously. But you can use reason to turn most myths into ********.
#109 to #106 - whomadewho [OP]
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no, but thats not what a myth is.   
a myth is something told as atrue, although the conditions may seem out of the ordinary, but rather it is true or not is unknown.   
so debunking these is irrelevant and redundant.   
   
just saying though, im not getting mad with you trying to seek the proof, but in myths its hard to say because of so.
no, but thats not what a myth is.
a myth is something told as atrue, although the conditions may seem out of the ordinary, but rather it is true or not is unknown.
so debunking these is irrelevant and redundant.

just saying though, im not getting mad with you trying to seek the proof, but in myths its hard to say because of so.
User avatar #114 to #103 - gameshredder
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alright, why are the myth busters on FJ?
User avatar #27 - cyannat
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The ears aren't connected, so it couldn't possibly come out the other side without killing the girl.
User avatar #190 to #27 - phantomrose
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I think it meant wait for the bug to come BACK THROUGH the same ear...but just with poor wording, because I thought the same thing at first.
User avatar #228 to #190 - hemming
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"Back out the other side" There's no argument, the myth clearly states it comes out of the other ear.
User avatar #92 to #27 - fantomen
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and there are ear drums in the way preventing the bug from getting to the inner ear in the first place.
User avatar #147 - cinematicbrix
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The bug one is complete ********.

What the hell, "you'll have to wait for it to come out on the other side"?
THE **** is wrong with that doctor?
#150 to #147 - yudodat
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Would you rather let it come out the other side or make him do the operation and potentially mess up your brain or even kill you?   
   
Yeah, think of logic before you question something.
Would you rather let it come out the other side or make him do the operation and potentially mess up your brain or even kill you?

Yeah, think of logic before you question something.
User avatar #381 to #150 - cinematicbrix
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And if he wouldn't be the one doing the surgery if he would be able to mess up, would he?
User avatar #385 to #381 - yudodat
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If there is something deep inside your ear cavern that has probably manifested itself past the ear cavern then if you try to remove there is a good chance that YOU WILL BE BRAIN DAMAGED!
P.S. people that are completely deaf in one ear can still faintly hear a noise when it comes through the other ear.
User avatar #388 to #385 - cinematicbrix
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I am talking about an expert surgeon. If someone could mess up they wouldn't let him do the surgery. I should know, my brother's been in about 5 surgeries, all that needed his face to be taken out, so they could move all his frontal skin forward. They also had to open up his head and put in a shunt to stop the Hydrocephalus he had when he was 3 years old. He would have died otherwise, and he suffered no side effects, besides being my brother.
#389 to #388 - yudodat
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You win this round.....
#155 to #150 - anon id: 079be00e
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But how can it come out the other side, there's something called an ear drum and also brain inbetween both ears?
#157 to #155 - yudodat
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if you look at the brain you can see both ears connect eventually just not straight through.This explains why when you hear something through one ear you slightly hear it in the other ear.
User avatar #380 to #157 - cinematicbrix
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No, you slightly hear it from the other ear because the other ear is barely 20 centimeters from the other
#351 - agooodname
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elderly couple takes a trip around the world and brings along their dog, thats total ********
elderly couple takes a trip around the world and brings along their dog, thats total ********
User avatar #355 to #351 - nucularwar
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yeah, who the **** brings their dog to China? that's just asking for it.
#4 - yoandrefj
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(06/24/2012) [-]
guys face when he saw the dogs muzzle covered in blood
#130 - paulohd
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(06/25/2012) [-]
The baby alien one seems legit.
#271 - thatguycrow
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(06/25/2012) [-]
First one: i have a bug in my ear, ill have to wait for it to come out the other side