something fresh. decided to try to make a funny for you guys. ml u IT WOULD BE OKAY TO DRIVE HOME THAT NIGHT, AFTER ALL, SHE ONLY HAD 3 PINTS. SURGEONS DID ALL

something fresh

something fresh. decided to try to make a funny for you guys. ml u IT WOULD BE OKAY TO DRIVE HOME THAT NIGHT, AFTER ALL, SHE ONLY HAD 3 PINTS. SURGEONS DID ALL

decided to try to make a funny for you guys

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User avatar #47 - wtftitsorgtfo (06/25/2012) [-]
she reminds me of trix yogurt lol
#48 to #47 - anon (06/25/2012) [-]
i see what you mean
#51 to #47 - Sammiches (06/25/2012) [-]
You're right haha xD
#44 - ragingbrony (06/25/2012) [-]
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I guess the other doctors didn't find it funny...
User avatar #2 - INeverAdmitIt (06/24/2012) [-]
Her songs suck ass, but I think i speak for every guy here when i say that we'd all love a go on/in her.
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#13 to #10 - anon (06/24/2012) [-]
i was going to thumb you up but then i saw the bending picture
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User avatar #32 to #2 - Natelawl ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
it's feel like a giant hole in a barbie then rapidly stroking the dick in the hole
User avatar #127 to #32 - cripplecrawler (06/29/2012) [-]
i want your text
#39 to #2 - weinerdick (06/25/2012) [-]
Who would have sex with a troll doll
#15 to #2 - tailsx (06/24/2012) [-]
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User avatar #31 to #2 - wynterdust (06/25/2012) [-]
No. No you don't. I can't speak for others here but I prefer women, not...whatever that is.
#79 to #2 - fuckingjigsaw (06/25/2012) [-]
How dare you lie when you speak for me
How dare you lie when you speak for me
#12 to #2 - joffen (06/24/2012) [-]
you mean rape her
#23 to #2 - turtleback (06/25/2012) [-]
I'de go down on it
I'de go down on it
User avatar #8 to #2 - antigravitycake [OP](06/24/2012) [-]
id rather be dry humped by a wild boar. less chance of catching something
#9 to #8 - joeygriffiths (06/24/2012) [-]
A boar you say?...
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#87 to #7 - anon (06/25/2012) [-]
May I ask why not? Take away the stupid personas she does for her music and she's really hot.
#94 to #87 - lawuser (06/25/2012) [-]
Take a look at this

Just take a good, solid look at this
User avatar #92 to #87 - bothemastaofall (06/25/2012) [-]
Yeah I also fap frequently to manequ- NO **** THAT
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User avatar #52 - imapatheticbanana (06/25/2012) [-]
She actually used to be pretty :o
Her music sucks though nevertheless..
User avatar #11 - zarnvendk ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
Haven't seen that much plastic since Legoland
#27 to #11 - gonz (06/25/2012) [-]
*Michael Jackson
#37 - secretlywheatbread (06/25/2012) [-]
I'm so sorry, but I hate Nicki Minaj with such a passion, it hurts.
I honest to god wish that some god out there; Allah, Zeus, FSM, whatever, would just SMITE her.
I really ******* hate her.
Jimmies Rustled status: 100%
#109 to #37 - scottyy (06/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #50 to #37 - mcstorms (06/25/2012) [-]
When people ask me what I think of her I say, I want to punch her in the face with a spiked gauntlet that explodes with the intensity of a super nova.
#93 to #50 - anon (06/25/2012) [-]
Looks like someone beat you to it :'D
#40 to #37 - TonHyukOTP (06/25/2012) [-]
I feel the exact same way. I'm filled with a sense of compassion toward you in regard to our mutual struggles.   
Also, why is it secretly wheat bread? Do you need to trick people into eating wheat bread?
I feel the exact same way. I'm filled with a sense of compassion toward you in regard to our mutual struggles.

Also, why is it secretly wheat bread? Do you need to trick people into eating wheat bread?
User avatar #49 to #40 - mcstorms (06/25/2012) [-]
I know exactly what episode that is I need a life
User avatar #41 to #40 - secretlywheatbread (06/25/2012) [-]
I used to have an account on here and my friend decided as a joke to delete it >_>
I dunno... I just like secretlywheatbread. It's better than audball, which I use on other sites.

I should have gone with Sir Monty, but hey, secretlywheatbread was funny to me, and since I'm half hispanic, I look white sometimes but I'm hispanic on the inside, blah blah blah.

I'm just weird.
But I hate most of what passes for "music" nowadays.
User avatar #43 to #41 - TonHyukOTP (06/25/2012) [-]
My musical tastes are eclectic to say the least and almost certainly not up your alley. I'm satisfied in our mutual dislike of Minaj, though, even if that is all we will ever share musically speaking.

So, was it your mom our your dad who hopped the fence? And do you try to look white, or does that just happen? I'm white. All white, like Irish and German and WHITE. Nobody would ever think I was another race than that. Is there a name for people who are half hispanic, like how black-and-white folk are called mulatto? I'm assuming, of course, that it's still PC to call someone mulatto. Lord knows the trouble I got into when someone decided to rudely inform me that "midget" is no longer a socially acceptable word. :/
User avatar #45 to #43 - secretlywheatbread (06/25/2012) [-]
I don't have a specific genre.
I listen to a lot of music.

My dad's Dominican and my mom's Irish.
I was really pale most of my life, living in the city, but now that I live in the metro-Richmond area, I get out A LOT and I'm actually pretty dark.
I just call myself a mutt.
**** that **** , being PC's too mainstream, yo.
(I am a loser!)
User avatar #53 to #45 - TonHyukOTP (06/25/2012) [-]
You don't sound like a loser, from what I've discerned in the short time I've known you. But then again, maybe you are and I just don't know it yet. Not matter. I'm a loser myself.

I've never been "mainstream", in the sense that I do what I want, when i want, regardless of social norms. Sometimes the things I do end up being the things that are mainstream, simply by coincidence. And I don't give a **** . It's kind of just... whatever to me, you know?

So do you speak Spanish and whatnot? And have like the classic dark hair/eyes of the Dominican people? It must be weird in your house, like a culture clash. My mom and dad are both half Irish and half ******************************** , so there was never a separation of culture for me (though if a problem had ever arisen, my mother's norms would have won out since my dad moved out when I was like 8).

And music. Yeah, I listen to various genres, mostly foreign stuff, not because it's "non-mainstream" to listen to foreign music, I just like it more. Music pretty much dominates my life.
User avatar #54 to #53 - secretlywheatbread (06/25/2012) [-]
Music is key to a good time.
I'm adopted; My adopted mom and brother and older sister are Puertorican.
My mom's actual kids are all Puertorican.
My sister and I (who is my half sister) aren't.
I am, like I said, Dominican and Irish, but she's Italian and Irish.
And all of us can speak Spanish, and yea, I have the brown eyes and hair.
When I'm at home, it's a mainly Hispanic feel, and everywhere else, I feel white.
User avatar #56 to #54 - TonHyukOTP (06/25/2012) [-]
Wait, I'm... Lost. Alright. So... You're adopted, you have two Puertorican siblings who are your adoptive mother's blood-related children, and you have a half-sister on your father's side, also adopted by the Puertorican lady (aka your mom)? Is that accurate? Sometimes I get confused by stuff. Insert joke about thinking being a man's job and how I should get back in the kitchen.

Anyhow, yo hablo only like a tiny little bit of Espanol, and only what I learned in school plus a handful of swears from my old next door neighbors the Vasquezes. Plus a little Francais. And some 한글 (Korean). Minor amount of Japanese as well, but I could never focus on learning that particular language because of the difficult writing system. I kind of always wanted to be raised bilingual but instead I have the whitest, most American family ever who only know one language, are all white like ghosts (we get crispy in the sun in like 5 minutes), and generally lack any type of real culture outside of some mild Irish pride that presents itself in the form of listening to the Dropkick Murphys and eating corned beef and cabbage on St Patrick's Day (plus drinking whiskey until we sing old Irish drinking songs and then pass out).
User avatar #57 to #56 - secretlywheatbread (06/25/2012) [-]
My real parents? Haven't seen them since I was 4.
My adopted mom raised 4 adopted kids:
-My older sister, who is Puertorican
-My younger brother, who is Puertorican
-My younger sister who's Italian and Irish (my half sister)
And her actual 3 kids, who are all Puertorican.

User avatar #58 to #57 - TonHyukOTP (06/25/2012) [-]
Okay, yes, I think that was where I was getting confused, I couldn't tell if the other PR kids were other adoptees or blood relatives. Now I get it. Sorry about your family situation, man. That blows. But you know, as long as your PR mom is cool **** then all's well that ends well. Do you remember being adopted and stuff, or were you too young?

I'll be honest, drinking in my house used to be so much fun when I was a teenager, but now that i'm an "adult" and my dad is a "reformed alcoholic" it's just kind of a drag. Still, life goes on with or without binge drinking once a year in honor of St Patrick, whom we honor because... Uh... You know, I have no ******* clue what exactly he did. Do you? :/ Maybe he drank a lot? Seems to be the running theme.
User avatar #59 to #58 - secretlywheatbread (06/25/2012) [-]
I remember so yea, it's nice.

And I dunno. With the way pot and I are going, I might be doing it at an older age like that.
User avatar #65 to #57 - muguno (06/25/2012) [-]
im Puertorican :l
User avatar #66 to #65 - secretlywheatbread (06/25/2012) [-]
That's pretty badass.
Puertoricans are some of the best people I've ever met.
User avatar #67 to #66 - muguno (06/25/2012) [-]
It's good to see that some one got to meet some actual puertorican's not the poser gheto kids that live in puerto rico which they are a pain
User avatar #68 to #67 - secretlywheatbread (06/25/2012) [-]
Southside Richmond is filled with those type of people but I also used to live in South Bronx so I met a lot of decent people.
User avatar #70 to #68 - muguno (06/25/2012) [-]
but atleast those really love know where they came from the others that are in the island mostly known as "cacos" they act like they are the biggest **** ever, and now with all the killing in the island for that reason they put puerto icans in movies as bad people, drug addicts/dealers, killers, etc. thanks to most people in the island, I ave been disapointed at times to be one, but I shall never let my roots go nor be contaminated by them
User avatar #71 to #70 - secretlywheatbread (06/25/2012) [-]
PR needs to get it's **** straight.
But yea, y'all are some cool people.
User avatar #72 to #71 - muguno (06/25/2012) [-]
true that

we are always making a party out of anything and looking for a good laugh, it's really great to know that some people do think that
#61 - corruptdog (06/25/2012) [-]
Wild NICKI MINAJ used sing.
But it failed.
User avatar #82 to #61 - antigravitycake [OP](06/25/2012) [-]
looks more like a subspecies of snooki to me
#20 - jonathancurtwright (06/25/2012) [-]
lol i remember when nicki minaj was black
#24 to #20 - thamuz (06/25/2012) [-]
lts black??
#85 - grantanater (06/25/2012) [-]
dude, this should be in morbid, seriously.
dude, this should be in morbid, seriously.
#29 - mascolino (06/25/2012) [-]
dont care. would still **** her.
#64 - heytheremister (06/25/2012) [-]
That's my entire argument.
User avatar #105 to #64 - threeeighteen ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
Still wouldn't **** her.
#112 to #64 - anon (06/25/2012) [-]
is that on the top of her pubichair?
#75 to #64 - Haane (06/25/2012) [-]
Well then.....I'd still hit that.
User avatar #69 to #64 - cubanwhiteman (06/25/2012) [-]
Either duct tape her mouth, or shove something in there, and would consider smash.
User avatar #30 - urbanvibes (06/25/2012) [-]
niki minaj is actually very beautiful bad music but yeah
User avatar #63 - jellyman (06/25/2012) [-]
As much as I hate her music, I'd still **** her
#98 - wheeljack (06/25/2012) [-]
it's not all bad
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User avatar #76 - ganju (06/25/2012) [-]
if you ask me she would look waaaay better without that haircut and the makeup that makes her face look like a crushed up lolipop
#62 - oxadelore (06/25/2012) [-]
Your username is a lie that defies gravity. Nice.
Your username is a lie that defies gravity. Nice.
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User avatar #114 to #110 - fuzzyballs (06/25/2012) [-]
because she makes a ******* of money that way
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User avatar #116 to #115 - fuzzyballs (06/25/2012) [-]
but then all the teenagers wouldn't like her, and what group spends the most money on music?
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#55 - ddylann (06/25/2012) [-]
shes pretty hot
#73 - anon (06/25/2012) [-]
FJ logic : "If you dont like the music I do then get out

Then you go ahead and bash religious people,governments and media for enforcing their beliefs on you. ******* hypocrites.
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