"Women". And when you DO give a it's like a big dry desert... Every girl I've ever dated left me for guys who treated them like and cheat on or dump them. justice feels good.
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#55 - gmarrox (06/25/2012) [-]
Every girl I've ever dated left me for guys who treated them like **** and cheat on or dump them.




**** justice feels good.
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#186 - twasmelool (06/25/2012) [-]
Meanwhile, how to get a girl to like you in Japan.
Meanwhile, how to get a girl to like you in Japan.
#192 to #186 - executorchunk (06/25/2012) [-]
**executorchunk rolled a random image posted in comment #25923 at Slice of Life thread II ** LMAO well that's not a turnoff
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User avatar #27 - BlakMetlSoul (06/25/2012) [-]
If her legs are green like that I'm not touching her.
#77 - zdshdci (06/25/2012) [-]
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#168 - dedaluminus (06/25/2012) [-]
Girls react this way, and go for douchebags over nice guys because what they really want, and, unfortunately, what douchebags come closest to, is a real man. Someone who respects his woman utterly, and would never do anything to hurt her, but isn't afraid of being decisive and a little bit dominant. Someone who would do anything for his woman, but has his own stuff going on and prioritizes rather than dropping everything to dote on them. Someone who actually brings some emotional and physical stability to the relationship. It's a sad time that the closest most guys get to being a loving, caring, masculine gentleman is "swagger."
User avatar #193 to #168 - idancethefoxtrot (06/25/2012) [-]
I always thought it was because they got the notion in their heads that when a guy makes fun of a girl, it means that specific guy likes that specific girl, some residual thing from childhood, and that that translates into outright abuse being "love" later in life. But that's just what I've heard. Maybe both are true.
#203 to #168 - taterbombs (06/25/2012) [-]
i am taking this to my heart...so close to my heart....so close. even though i have a great relationship and a great daughter. but a pointer or two helps!
#243 to #168 - anon (06/07/2013) [-]
It did seem legit; until you brought up "Swagger."

You still haven't found the meaning to it, but you can completely define how the female brain works while in development?
That's quite interesting.
But to me, being able to see passed the obvious ploy, you just seem like a young man who lost his high-school/middle school Girl Friend/ or better yet, a girl that you admired, to someone with a higher ranked social status.
A Typical kid Teenage kid with typical teenage interests, that a typical teenage female of the same class would have more typical things in-common with.
If you're not being the typical teenage kid of your social status; or not going above and beyond that by taking the extra step and actually learning the trends or being ahead of what's cool at the time; if not having the ability to make things cool yourself; Then you're probably not going to get lucky and land the baddest bitch in your class bud.
I don't think it's the females entirely.
#202 to #168 - breathor (06/25/2012) [-]
GIRLS go for the douchebags.

WOMEN go for real men.

also women have no idea what they want...
#172 to #168 - aaaahhhhhhhh (06/25/2012) [-]
You have provided the most valid resolution I have ever read on the internet...
#106 - okayguyftw (06/25/2012) [-]
And now we wait for this to be roll'd
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#115 to #106 - thepressto (06/25/2012) [-]
**thepressto rolled a random image posted in comment #256 at Devilish Drink **
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #646 at Facebook (1) **
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at True Story. **
#142 to #106 - killerblue (06/25/2012) [-]
**killerblue rolled a random image posted in comment #132 at Animated GIFs ** rolling because 			****		 you.
**killerblue rolled a random image posted in comment #132 at Animated GIFs ** rolling because **** you.
#150 to #106 - eryomama (06/25/2012) [-]
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#174 to #106 - rossdabigboss (06/25/2012) [-]
**rossdabigboss rolled a random image posted in comment #293 at Cat Logic ** challenge accepted
#185 to #106 - anon (06/25/2012) [-]
*roll image*
#129 to #106 - rufflebus (06/25/2012) [-]
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**superswagsurfer rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Life Lesson **
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#112 to #106 - anon (06/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #127 at Darn you, Diglett. **
#113 to #106 - anon (06/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #6351781 posted by PremiumRoast at FJ Pony Thread ** :
Once I was sucking a bunch of dicks upside down and they only let me breathe every few seconds, the immense amount of pleasure plus the lack of oxygen gave me a wicked head rush.
User avatar #131 to #113 - shavethewhales (06/25/2012) [-]
**shavethewhales rolled a random comment #197 posted by bcov at What sorcery is this? ** :
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User avatar #120 to #113 - meganinja ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
**meganinja rolled a random comment #560 posted by squishynacho at What the Hell 2 ** :
thats how i feel when my friends call them troll faces. i get this firey feeling in the pit of my stomach and i wanna kick something.
Wow i didn't know OP made many comments.
#76 - ragingbrony (06/25/2012) [-]
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Her legs got all grassy...
#16 - hebs (06/24/2012) [-]
works everytime
#14 - jokersaysamuseme (06/24/2012) [-]
**jokersaysamuseme rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at I need to try this sometime ** Yep, pretty much.
#23 to #14 - anon (06/25/2012) [-]
Well...I can't think of a more relevant roll.  Good on you, sir.
Well...I can't think of a more relevant roll. Good on you, sir.
User avatar #182 - whiteyswag (06/25/2012) [-]
>like a chick
>she's not into me
>I REALLY like her
>can't get over her
>depression
>finally grow some nuts and say " **** it, I don't care anymore"
>she gets all butthurt and asks why I don't care
>don't respond, thinking girls like the chase
>she flips **** because I won't answer her
>Feelsgoodman

tl;dr bitches get what they deserve
#189 to #182 - executorchunk (06/25/2012) [-]
Story of my life   
> liked chick   
> she liked me back   
> We dated a long time   
> Thought she was the one   
> Breaks up with me because shes a lesbian   
> Depression   
> Writes about it on funny junk from time to time   
> Finally got over it after realizing I don't need a dumb woman to be happy
Story of my life
> liked chick
> she liked me back
> We dated a long time
> Thought she was the one
> Breaks up with me because shes a lesbian
> Depression
> Writes about it on funny junk from time to time
> Finally got over it after realizing I don't need a dumb woman to be happy
#60 - angelojuusan (06/25/2012) [-]
**angelojuusan rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Cruise with a friend ** My girlfriend.
#63 to #60 - bentense (06/25/2012) [-]
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#11 - zstarr (06/24/2012) [-]
That description made me laugh more than it should have.
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#132 - anon (06/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #149 to #132 - eryomama (06/25/2012) [-]
and then of course there's the movie
#133 to #132 - jetmb (06/25/2012) [-]
Unfortunately this is only book 1 out of a 7 book series.
User avatar #154 - awesomesauce (06/25/2012) [-]
My favorite is when women get angry at you, get this...Women get angry at you, for being angry at them.

it's official, men always lose.
User avatar #123 - endface (06/25/2012) [-]
Dem some gross ass legs, ***** .
#1 - anon (06/24/2012) [-]
ugh... I went on 9gag earlier to remind of their faggotry. I saw this and this was on there yesterday. You sir, are a new kind of low. Get off funnyjunk.
#3 to #1 - anon (06/24/2012) [-]
how about... NO
how about... NO
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User avatar #8 to #1 - ivoryhammer (06/24/2012) [-]
You know that half the stuff on front page of this site was on 9gag the day before right?
User avatar #50 to #1 - yipkendu (06/25/2012) [-]
This was on front page weeks before, also.
#87 to #1 - anon (06/25/2012) [-]
Ugh. 9gag owns everything posted on their website. It's people like OP that ruin funnyjunk because they repost the 9gag rage faces and then get us in trouble.

Seriously...
Shut the **** up. Nobody cares. It's on the front page because multiple somebodies liked it. **** you. You're a cunt. Nuff said.
User avatar #136 to #1 - Forfunaccount (06/25/2012) [-]
People need to shut up about where things came from and realize that things are either funny, or not.
A lot of 9Gag's stuff is funny, a lot of our stuff is funny. Some is crap some isn't.
Besides. THIS IS THE INTERNET. One of the internet's primary purposes is to share photos and such.
User avatar #5 to #1 - machinegecko (06/24/2012) [-]
>to remind of their faggotry
Seems legit.
#219 to #5 - noones (06/25/2012) [-]
I go on both so......
User avatar #238 to #219 - theannoyingFJguy (06/25/2012) [-]
don't say that here, it's like runescape, everyone says "i don't use that"
#176 - milkshakerz (06/25/2012) [-]
Hey, don't like women and their 			****		? Come to the gay side! No periods! No mood-swings! No PMSing! No nasty pads! All you need to do is send me pictures of yourself naked and you're in!
Hey, don't like women and their **** ? Come to the gay side! No periods! No mood-swings! No PMSing! No nasty pads! All you need to do is send me pictures of yourself naked and you're in!
#228 to #176 - anon (06/25/2012) [-]
sounds ****** legit!
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