skyrim. Don't know if repost. WINDOW SHOPPING Just looking never hurt anybody wait, so ya We - l Telling me This. Today i finally finished doing everything important on my main character. Did all quest lines, thieves guild special jobs, brother hood contracts, got all the m
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#120 - breakfastlunch (06/24/2012) [-]
Skyrim logic
User avatar #165 to #164 - thanksgivingturkey (06/25/2012) [-]
Sorry, it was bugging me.
#177 to #165 - HarvietheDinkle (06/25/2012) [-]
I approve.
I approve.
#53 - ilogixjuanker (06/24/2012) [-]
In oblivion it's illegal
and they ALWAYS catch you
User avatar #83 to #53 - stocxt ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
That's why you level up your sneak really high



Or just enchant some clothes to make a chameleon suit
#18 - xbenas (06/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #82 to #18 - piclemaniscool (06/24/2012) [-]
I try to give them the chance to run/stop attacking. I use the disarm shout, then just stand there, sometimes I heal them if they plead for mercy.

Nut they always find the nearest dagger and continue trying to kill me, so I end them. Undead is a different story. I'm doing good by releasing their souls back to oblivion
User avatar #32 to #18 - sefercil (06/24/2012) [-]
hell, unless you run through it and they all attack first, then yes. yes you are. hehehehe...
User avatar #40 to #18 - corundum (06/24/2012) [-]
I sneak through and shoot people with arrows. They don't even get a chance to fight back.
#119 to #40 - breakfastlunch (06/24/2012) [-]
Always makes me laugh when this happens
User avatar #121 to #119 - corundum (06/24/2012) [-]
Level 100 sneak + sneak rolling = quick and undetectable
#126 to #121 - breakfastlunch (06/24/2012) [-]
And with the perk that makes daggers do 30 times normal damage, you can oneshot pretty much ANYTHING. With 100 sneak, they never see you coming.

I don't even need to sneak--Nothing can actually hurt me at this point, even on the highest difficulty. It's just really fun to snipe them and see them go "I must be hearing things." "Must have been nothing." "Mind must be playing tricks on me."
User avatar #127 to #126 - corundum (06/24/2012) [-]
For some reason, when I cut someone's throat, everyone in the room suddenly sees me.
#128 to #127 - breakfastlunch (06/24/2012) [-]
That's very strange... How could they possibly notice you when you butcher one of their friends and they scream and bleed everywhere.   
   
Huh...
That's very strange... How could they possibly notice you when you butcher one of their friends and they scream and bleed everywhere.

Huh...
User avatar #129 to #128 - corundum (06/24/2012) [-]
I prefer arrows. They don't break my cover immediately. And I can pickpocket guards to get infinite steel arrows or take advantage of a glitch to get infinite daedric ones.
#131 to #129 - breakfastlunch (06/24/2012) [-]
Whenever I have to assassinate someone in a town for a quest,  I go REALLY far back and snipe them with an arrow--nobody notices it and your bounty never rises.   
   
Works in Fallout: New Vegas, too.  I was once locked out of New Vegas for some strange reason and the Securitrons were glitched and did not act as if it was locked, so I went all the way back to the far gate and sniped one of them, then looted his key.  Nobody attacked me.  Works like a charm.
Whenever I have to assassinate someone in a town for a quest, I go REALLY far back and snipe them with an arrow--nobody notices it and your bounty never rises.

Works in Fallout: New Vegas, too. I was once locked out of New Vegas for some strange reason and the Securitrons were glitched and did not act as if it was locked, so I went all the way back to the far gate and sniped one of them, then looted his key. Nobody attacked me. Works like a charm.
User avatar #133 to #131 - corundum (06/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, if you leave before the guards find you, you should be fine. I instantly fast travel back to Dawnstar, usually.

And isn't it annoying to listen to that corpsy bitch for a minute every time you want an assassination mission?
#117 - odio (06/24/2012) [-]
happened yesterday:
>play skyrim
>marry ysolda
>doing this quest where you drink with a guy and wake up in markarth
>quest tells me to talk to ysolda
>she says she sold me a wedding ring and i was about to marry someone else
>gets mad and wants me to get it back
>wtf
User avatar #105 to #75 - hillbillyninja (06/24/2012) [-]
that made me laugh quite loud
#108 - mrmamric (06/24/2012) [-]
Whenever I try to pickpocket something when someone is starign DIRECTLY at me.
#130 - kotos ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
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User avatar #28 to #21 - MurphyUK (06/24/2012) [-]
From that picture I can tell you are a scary man.
#29 to #21 - fooljamable (06/24/2012) [-]
its khajit i think, but i know them feels
#58 to #21 - mrsirandsir (06/24/2012) [-]
I always kill them after they insult me, then everyone is out to kill me.

MFW everyone tries to kill me
User avatar #43 to #21 - kumabear (06/24/2012) [-]
Its the same for Red Guard, they call me out on my race at like every turn
User avatar #50 to #43 - PoopyFaceTomatoNos (06/24/2012) [-]
If I find your hand in my pocket, im cutting it off.
User avatar #52 to #50 - kumabear (06/24/2012) [-]
the funny thing is I'm not a high sneak, pickpocket or lock picking class, i just murder people in towns i don't care about and take all their ****
#67 to #21 - gcaboose (06/24/2012) [-]
I feel happy when someone doesn't insult my charecter, aldo she is a sneaky sneaky thief
User avatar #30 to #21 - sefercil (06/24/2012) [-]
hell yeah it's bad. the only time they admire another race is when they say people from (hammerfell?) have curved swords. curved. swords. they're like, woah baby.

so i feel like as a wood elf i would be treated like **** if i went with the imperials, but ulfric is an asshole, just plain selfish, and i don't like the stormcloaks and their racism.

i wish you had a quest line to obliterate the thalmor in the most vicious and bloody way possible. perhaps a revenge quest...ehehehe
User avatar #81 to #30 - randomserb (06/24/2012) [-]
I'm a Nord, and I thought about fighting for Ulfric. Talos IS a god, and he deserves to be revered like one.
However, Ulfric's reasons are selfish, and he wouldn't be able to defend Skyrim against the Aldmeri Dominion alone.
The Empire is just under the grip of Mer, but once that grip loosens, Talos will rise again.
Long live the Empire!
#87 to #81 - sefercil (06/24/2012) [-]
heck yeah! and if the stormcloaks and empire actually worked together by faking a winner (empire, seeing as how they have better chances of surviving under the thalmor's gaze), they could have worked together in the end with surprise attacks on the thalmor to unite skyrim once and for all. it would be a tough decision.

ulfric is an ass and an idiot, but if him and general tulius has worked together in secret (despite the losses; sacrifices must be made in this case. no avoiding it) and decided the stormcloaks needed to lose (in other words withdraw and make it seem as though ulfric and his battle planners were wounded in an attack) the stormclaoks could have blended into society again until they were reassembled and prepared to attack in groups the major-places-the-thalmor-reside-in. they could clear skyrim of their influence.

if the stormcloaks were able to get off their high horse long enough, they could even help the empire rid it's own lands of the thalmor. especially with the help of the dragonborn.

the dragonborn should have been able to unite them both with their legendary power. maybe even help train others to form a mission of true justice brought by the gods, in the form of the thu'um. how long would a dragonborn live? a long time i think...look at all the other dragons.
they iz old ya'll.

pic related. enlarge, it's gorgeous o_o
User avatar #92 to #87 - randomserb (06/24/2012) [-]
It's not as simple as uniting the two sides. Ulfric had a cause he fought for, and he would never give up his claim to the High King's throne.
User avatar #104 to #92 - sefercil (06/24/2012) [-]
true, true, but if he had brains he would realize the thalmor were the problem. yes, the empire bowed and ground their muzzles in the earth like pathetic dogs, but they had reason to. just as skyrim's children meant something to the nords, the empire's children meant something to the empire. they did not want any more conflict. the sides did not have to be united forever. they could have been united to eliminate the thalmor. the dragonborn could have gathered evidence of how the thalmor were twisted.

and if the dragonborn thought they needed to "convince" the jarls or higher-ups in the empire, they could have. some people, despite how rich they may be from coins earned by sneaky pathetic ways, don't want to die. the dragonborn could have even gained riches from the adventures they had to convince others to their side. just for this one mission. then as the stormcloaks helped the empire rid themselves of the thalmor, the nords could have skyrim for themselves.

otherwise the dragonborn could have hired many fighters and even gathered the people that owed them their lives to fight for them. they could have grown until they could have taken over the majority of skyrim. then they could make deals with the two sides and eliminate every thalmor agent sent their way until they were prepared to take up arms against the thalmor from bought forces of the stormcloaks and empire. it would take a long, long time. but it's an idea.

all just an idea xD
User avatar #112 to #30 - zibbiezone (06/24/2012) [-]
Well, there will be some new DLC, so you might get what you want.
User avatar #41 to #21 - kyrill (06/24/2012) [-]
haha, khajit problems. I'm a Nord. everyone loves me
User avatar #31 to #21 - ummie (06/24/2012) [-]
Now you know how it is to be black
#134 - anon (06/24/2012) [-]
Fallout: New Vegas FTW
User avatar #137 to #134 - shitshitshit (06/24/2012) [-]
**** you, fallout 3
User avatar #139 to #137 - elitetroll (06/24/2012) [-]
there both good you fool!
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User avatar #10 to #7 - mochidrake (06/24/2012) [-]
funny comment. It's Alduin btw
#25 to #7 - PlagueDoctor (06/24/2012) [-]
MFW the thought of a dragon named Alzheimer
#13 to #7 - comradewinter (06/24/2012) [-]
Apparently you didn't kill Alzheimer, because you still have it.
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#33 - crossbone (06/24/2012) [-]
MFW checking a female in skyrim
MFW checking a female in skyrim
User avatar #1 - Narwhalsareawesome (06/24/2012) [-]
Today i finally finished doing everything important on my main character. Did all quest lines, thieves guild special jobs, brother hood contracts, got all the masks, deadric quests, divines quest, all house, all shouts etc etc. I then decided to go on my level 9 for a bit and saved over my main character. :(
User avatar #4 to #1 - isellrape (06/24/2012) [-]
I... I'm so sorry.
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User avatar #35 to #1 - sefercil (06/24/2012) [-]
**** man. NOW TO START AAAAAALL OVER! ;_; but at that point, unless you are going to try out mods on pc that are hardcore, there is nothing left to do except fight a bunch of floppy weenies. like in twilight princess i got link everything. all hearts, items, everything. and now i have no reason to play ._. except to kill as a wolf *w*
User avatar #63 to #1 - aesguitar ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
you do know you can load a previous save if you don't overwrite every single save you make
User avatar #3 to #1 - thebuzza (06/24/2012) [-]
I know that feel bro... Happend with my khajjit. cried buckets
#22 to #1 - cantxcxstraight (06/24/2012) [-]
That sucks bro. I did the same things. Those thieves guild jobs can be a bitch. Like when you actually finish everything and get the guildmaster armor. It was my least favorite thing I have done on there. But I new save every time I save. I currently have 604 saves.
User avatar #26 to #1 - jigglepuff (06/24/2012) [-]
Tragic tale my friend, tragic indeed...
#6 to #1 - BGinsanity (06/24/2012) [-]
It's okay take some solace in the fact that the new dlc comes out in two days!!!
#24 to #6 - cantxcxstraight (06/24/2012) [-]
I am masturbating as we speak brotheran :D
User avatar #36 to #6 - sefercil (06/24/2012) [-]
**** ...it does? **** ...i need money...
#5 to #1 - mkaymkay (06/24/2012) [-]
Oh **** post that in morbid...
User avatar #9 to #1 - wheteverlol (06/24/2012) [-]
this is why i keep 3 different saves of every character and save everytime over a different one . I've been playing offline rpg games all my life and there is nothing worse than saving over sth you wanted, or getting corrupted files
#8 to #1 - gryx (06/24/2012) [-]
Unless all of your saves were autosaves, you can still go back to your old character. Only way you lost your main is if you only saved once in the entire game and that's impossible. Pretty sure this to applies non pc too.   
gif unrelated.
Unless all of your saves were autosaves, you can still go back to your old character. Only way you lost your main is if you only saved once in the entire game and that's impossible. Pretty sure this to applies non pc too.
gif unrelated.
User avatar #38 to #8 - dlerp (06/24/2012) [-]
naw :/ it's only pc
#118 to #38 - breakfastlunch (06/24/2012) [-]
I have something like 50 saves--If the game glitches or some **** , I can start from way before the potentially glitchy quest/questline that I'm on. Saved my hide once or twice.

Pretty much makes Narwhalsareawesome's situation nearly impossible.
#123 to #38 - iroyalzz (06/24/2012) [-]
Are you sure, it auto-saves all the time on my xbox.
Are you sure, it auto-saves all the time on my xbox.
User avatar #178 to #123 - dlerp (06/25/2012) [-]
But the autosaves overwrite eachother
User avatar #179 to #178 - iroyalzz (06/25/2012) [-]
Hmm that's weird considering I have over 50 saves on my first character and I don't remember saving that many times.
User avatar #180 to #179 - dlerp (06/25/2012) [-]
Was that sarcasm? Whatever, maybe it's different between xbox and playstation. I thought console might have been universal, but maybe not.
User avatar #2 to #1 - supremetaco (06/24/2012) [-]
Cool story, bro.
User avatar #113 to #102 - HarvietheDinkle (06/24/2012) [-]
pretty much my avatar for the last 2 years
#34 - moldybreadcrumb (06/24/2012) [-]
This is the best post i've seen here in a while.
This is the best post i've seen here in a while.
#146 - zanxoo (06/24/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#153 to #146 - boypyro (06/25/2012) [-]
GET YOUR GROVE ON SOLDIER
User avatar #155 to #153 - XxRAVAGExX (06/25/2012) [-]
THESE MEN WORK HARD AND PLAY HARDER. Skyrim gamer poop. i laughed so hard.
#42 - guiguito (06/24/2012) [-]
never played the elders scrolls, should i buy a pirate copy of skyrim for 7 bucks?
or should i download the first two so i get the history?
#77 to #42 - karnovski (06/24/2012) [-]
i bought skyrim only because of freaking patches that never stop coming out. Game is 100% ****** consolish port with poor graphics, retarded interface and ******** of bugs. But it's a freaking open-world first-person RPG. In other words - worth it, even if skyrim is so streamlined comparing to morrowind and oblivion. True uberoldfags are still playing Arena and daggerfall and think that daggerfall is da best. I haven't played first 4 games and it' would be hard for me after skyrim... i guess.
User avatar #78 to #42 - chituat (06/24/2012) [-]
Get Morrowind, Oblivion, THEN Skyrim. The first few before that dont have much going on.
User avatar #100 to #42 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
You should start with Arena, Daggerfall, Battlespire and the others first.
User avatar #151 to #100 - guiguito (06/25/2012) [-]
playing arena now, ****** so cash, reminds me of ultima underworld, so i nostalgia'd
User avatar #116 to #42 - PedoBearsAcomin (06/24/2012) [-]
No you should buy the games legally ALL OF THEM
User avatar #48 to #42 - smokinhigh (06/24/2012) [-]
First two? Pfffft, Skyrim is the fifth game!
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User avatar #74 to #72 - guiguito (06/24/2012) [-]
-walk down the street, buy game, play or
-search for game, find one link that haven't been taken down, get virus, **** bitches

dude that game is 2 dvd, it would take forever to download
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User avatar #80 to #79 - guiguito (06/24/2012) [-]
steal? cmon, it's not like i am a robber or something
User avatar #86 to #80 - MrChef (06/24/2012) [-]
Skyrim:

You need to login to view this link

If your going to pirate do it properly.
User avatar #49 to #42 - megamanfan (06/24/2012) [-]
you dont need to get the 3rd and 4th ones, but i recommend buying it. support PC gaming and all that.
User avatar #54 to #42 - hxhostile (06/24/2012) [-]
Get oblivion first. If you play Skyrim you won't be able to appreciate oblivion
User avatar #55 to #54 - guiguito (06/24/2012) [-]
seems about right, i will look for it
User avatar #56 to #55 - hxhostile (06/24/2012) [-]
I think if you download the game of the year edition it comes with 2 dlcs
User avatar #57 to #56 - guiguito (06/24/2012) [-]
any idea where i can get it?


for lets say, free?
#64 to #60 - guiguito (06/24/2012) [-]
thanks dude, allow me play the song of my people in thanksness   
   
i lol'd at requirements: mouse, keyboard
thanks dude, allow me play the song of my people in thanksness

i lol'd at requirements: mouse, keyboard
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User avatar #88 to #54 - newbiedoobiedoo (06/24/2012) [-]
What are you talking about? I played Skyrim first, then played Oblivion and I feel it was way better than Skyrim. It took a little getting used too, of course, but I fell in love with Oblivion.
User avatar #94 to #88 - hxhostile (06/24/2012) [-]
Good for you.
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