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Hentai Rules

Hentai Rules. Message me if you think of more, I still have several left though. I will give you deds if you do decide to send me one you though of.. The Rules

Message me if you think of more, I still have several left though. I will give you deds if you do decide to send me one you though of.

The Rules of Hentai
So we all know the meme, ''I' seen enough
hentai...," so I have ta ken the time to compile 10
rules that apply to the world of Hentai.
L If there are two characters who dislike each
other, they will have sex.
ii. All guys will have a large penis,
All girls who are virgins will think their male
counterpart' s penis is "the biggest they' ever
seen!" Since they' re virgins, this is probably true.
This, of course, still doesn' t detract from how
stupid it sounds.
9. If there is a sexually repressed character anywhere
in the series, they will observe or take part in a sexual
act and immediately become a individual.
a. If that character is a boy, he will have sex with
the person he either hates the most "OR"
secretly harbors feelings for.
b. If that character is a girl, she will become a sex-
starved nymph and bang everyone in sight, unless
she harbors feelings for another character, in
which case she will simply become that
character' s personal sex toy.
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User avatar #37 - OoJesusoO (06/23/2012) [-]
11. NO ONE USES PROTECTION!
User avatar #44 to #37 - sherly (06/23/2012) [-]
No one gets STD.
User avatar #38 to #37 - angelojuusan (06/23/2012) [-]
11a: No one gets pregnent.
User avatar #83 to #38 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (06/23/2012) [-]
Me and you obviously are into very different hentai.
User avatar #222 to #83 - piclemaniscool (06/24/2012) [-]
Ever seen the one where the guy fists the girl's asshole till the baby comes out?

Oh dear god, is THAT what I've been reading? it sounds much worse when you try to describe it...
User avatar #282 to #276 - piclemaniscool (06/24/2012) [-]
It probably doesn't help that it was his sister.
User avatar #133 to #38 - doldis (06/23/2012) [-]
Not true. There are MANY times more preggo hentai than preggo porn. I avoid the **** like the plague, but its quite common in fact.
User avatar #362 to #133 - angelojuusan (06/24/2012) [-]
Allow me to clarify-no one gets pregnent over the course of the hentai. There are exceptions, I know, and they stand out for being exceptional.
User avatar #363 to #362 - doldis (06/24/2012) [-]
Well, there's usually no seeing the pregnancy progress, but there's plenty of it where the girl is gangbanged and becomes pregnant, with a couple pictures at the end with her being actually pregnant.

I can't remember any particular examples right now, but something by Carn might be a good bet.
#40 to #38 - gladiader (06/23/2012) [-]
you too, bro
x'D
#46 to #40 - quadroller (06/23/2012) [-]
A few days ago, you gave me one of these... I thought I was special   
   
   
   
   
mfw
A few days ago, you gave me one of these... I thought I was special




mfw
User avatar #59 - sublemon (06/23/2012) [-]
11. Every male character ejaculates like a Colt
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User avatar #336 to #65 - trojanmannn (06/24/2012) [-]
11. b
Every Colt ejaculates over a gallon of semen.
User avatar #48 - tailsx (06/23/2012) [-]
13. No black people exist
#57 to #48 - anon (06/23/2012) [-]
Oh god... I never realized that.
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#2 - johnturdell (06/23/2012) [-]
11. Rape is a pleasant way to introduce yourself in the hentai-verse.   
   
group introductions are especially common
11. Rape is a pleasant way to introduce yourself in the hentai-verse.

group introductions are especially common
User avatar #84 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (06/23/2012) [-]
11. Every Japanese man ejaculates 3 gallons of tapioca pudding
User avatar #43 - molestedshepard (06/23/2012) [-]
12. The man will be able to cum as many times as is needed without even slightly losing power in his erection.
User avatar #47 to #43 - tailsx (06/23/2012) [-]
I can prove you wrong on that one
#14 - vigorion (06/23/2012) [-]
You must have done a lot of HARD research for this.
#24 to #14 - vikingfaen (06/23/2012) [-]
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#51 - navystone (06/23/2012) [-]
Rule #14 The girls are never fully willing till about half way through
#200 - liamiji (06/24/2012) [-]
I think I left my oven on... In nswf. I have to go.
I think I left my oven on... In nswf. I have to go.
User avatar #210 to #200 - garymuthafuknoak (06/24/2012) [-]
not safe work for?
User avatar #211 to #210 - liamiji (06/24/2012) [-]
I'm smrt I swear.
#204 to #200 - mothertrollbegood (06/24/2012) [-]
ALRIGHTIE THEN
ALRIGHTIE THEN
User avatar #61 - mcderfenschmirt (06/23/2012) [-]
Rule #69: If a girl is being raped, she will hate it at first but then start to love it.
#70 - sovietghost (06/23/2012) [-]
complete the drawing, post results

be creative..
#230 to #70 - rosapi (06/24/2012) [-]
As creative as I am at approx 3 am.
#75 to #70 - Nails (06/23/2012) [-]
sorry i-i dont... really know.....
#76 to #70 - ultrarobbie (06/23/2012) [-]
what have I done
User avatar #23 - RoyalMillard (06/23/2012) [-]
CTRL + SHIFT + N
#28 to #23 - jsilver (06/23/2012) [-]
it took me a second but when i got it i cracked up and got weird stares from costumers at work.....
#33 to #23 - anon (06/23/2012) [-]
I don't get it...?
User avatar #73 to #33 - heytheremister (06/23/2012) [-]
Incognito, anon. Incognito.
User avatar #25 to #23 - testbug (06/23/2012) [-]
What you did there, I see it.
User avatar #34 to #25 - arsyro (06/23/2012) [-]
But the browser history doesnt
#45 to #41 - arsyro (06/23/2012) [-]
I am so sorry
I am so sorry
User avatar #233 to #45 - pizzaweed (06/24/2012) [-]
every night I imagine that little incognito man crying himself to sleep after seeing what I was looking at..



And then I think about what I was looking at, and the process starts again
#97 to #87 - spawnconnery ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#202 to #97 - blarto (06/24/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #228 to #202 - spawnconnery ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
Ah yes, the mushrooms.
#329 - anon (06/24/2012) [-]
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081204030848AA50PAE
Here now you don't have to wait for him to copy-paste the rest of it.
User avatar #339 to #329 - misterobotunicorn (06/24/2012) [-]
Nice one anon :)
#284 - pedoburrito (06/24/2012) [-]
MFW hentai
#266 - CXJokerXD ONLINE (06/24/2012) [-]
3 more for yah   
   
Rule #11: The female will always have a full blown orgasm.   
   
Rule #12: The male will usually ejaculate gallons of semen at a time.   
   
Rule #13: If the boy ejaculates inside of the girl without a condom, the chances of her getting pregnant is 1/100.
3 more for yah

Rule #11: The female will always have a full blown orgasm.

Rule #12: The male will usually ejaculate gallons of semen at a time.

Rule #13: If the boy ejaculates inside of the girl without a condom, the chances of her getting pregnant is 1/100.
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