lawls any one?. comp of silly jokes . People are too soft these days. The other day I was telling someone a few " mama Cokes: when suddenly I started getting ca
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comp of silly jokes

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People are too soft these days. The
other day I was telling someone a
few " mama Cokes:
when suddenly I started getting
called an insensitive bastard.
That' s the last time
I visit an orphanage.
My boss asked me to work through
my lunch break today.
I shouted. "You tucking bastard! I
come in at 8. 30 and don' t get
thanks tor it, work till 6 at night
and don' t get thanks tor it. while
lazy bastards like you leave at 2
Just to play golf all tucking after-
noon!"
Then I emailed him back and said.
Sure boss, no problem"
The Boomerang.
A Frisbee tor ginger kids.
I' iust added Princess Diana as a
friend on the wok.
I don' t think she has any games for
it though. because she' s always on
the dashboard.
What' s the similarity between
immigrants and sperm?
Thousands come but only one will
work.
I was about when my
dad caught me drinking.
I said. "Dad. honest it' s the first
time."
That' s a lie" he replied. "No one
ever gets caught at doing anything
the first time."
so later that night. I went out and
raped someone.
statistically... 9 out to people
enjoy gang rape.
News headline: 'Woman dies from
lack of iron'
Maybe next time I tell one to do the
ironing. she' ll tucking listen.'
My girlfriend' s a pornstar.
my will she be pissed when she
finds out.
I was raping a woman last night an she
screamed "Nor. THINK OF MY
CHILDREN'."
***** bitch.
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#219 - anonymous (06/24/2012) [-]
Sickipedia comp whoo! :DDDDDDDDDD
i totally havent seen all of these jokes on sickipedia or anything roflmoaoxDDD
User avatar #214 - redcookiemonster (06/23/2012) [-]
for all the butthurt fags complaining about the BLACK PLAGUE joke, he said AIDS because it was started by black people
#210 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 310** **** yea , dubs.
User avatar #212 to #210 - lorenzohe (06/23/2012) [-]
**lorenzohe rolls 044** You're thinking of trips... You tripped on your trips do you want my trips? Or will I trip on my trips like you tripped on your trips?
#209 - kusherboy (06/23/2012) [-]
**kusherboy rolls 94**
**kusherboy rolls 94**
#206 - ednaeoj (06/23/2012) [-]
what's the difference between black people and sperm?

-only one in a million works
User avatar #205 - corundum (06/23/2012) [-]
The Black Plague wasn't a name for anything.
#218 to #205 - anonymous (06/24/2012) [-]
Black plague, or Black death, was another name for the bubonic plague.
#211 to #205 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
That is true, it was called The Black Death
User avatar #213 to #211 - corundum (06/23/2012) [-]
Or just "The Plague."
#204 - lorenzohe (06/23/2012) [-]
To all the complainers about reposts.    
   
Its funnyjunk get use to it.
To all the complainers about reposts.

Its funnyjunk get use to it.
#202 - ishotthedeputy (06/23/2012) [-]
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't have sex with a sandwich before I eat it.
#199 - cartrman (06/23/2012) [-]
**cartrman rolled a random image posted in comment #6163909 at FJ Pony Thread **
MFW lol
#195 - myrupsaple (06/23/2012) [-]
"I failed my history test today... Apparently the Black Plague was not just an old name for Aids."

Doesn't that mean whoever wrote the test was racist, and in that situation, shouldn't have failed? Can someone explain to me tell me if I'm wrong?
#196 to #195 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
Question- "What is the Black Plague?"

His answer "An old name for AIDs"

Hence, failure.
#197 to #196 - myrupsaple (06/23/2012) [-]
Man, I am a bad person... I was thinking it was linked to racism and black people. Someone hand me my ticket to hell...
#207 to #197 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
no dude, you're right
the answer given was racist because the test taker implied that in the past, AIDS was only transmitted by black people.
#200 to #197 - mmajunkie (06/23/2012) [-]
How the hell have you never heard of The Black Plague?!
#201 to #200 - myrupsaple (06/23/2012) [-]
I have heard of it, but I just thought the joke was leading to something racist.
#194 - theturtletrolley ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
This was a repost but it was a good repost so thumb for you :D
#193 - benedicto ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #192 - nightmaren ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
On thursday I was studying for my history exam, and I was reading through an old test I did, and there was a picture of some starving jews, with their ribs showing and all that **** , it was kind of disturbing, and I thought to myself "Now those are some hungry hungry hebrews" And I lol'd hard, and then I realized how awful that was.
#189 - dkbrony (06/23/2012) [-]
These two cracked me up the most.
#187 - newmemebringsjoy (06/23/2012) [-]
Isn't this font called "Hobo STD"?
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#180 - buttplugmaster (06/23/2012) [-]
I give no real 						*****					 about this being a repost but I really like this gif. Good comp, made me lol.
I give no real ***** about this being a repost but I really like this gif. Good comp, made me lol.
#179 - Immachargin (06/23/2012) [-]
I would make a Princess Diana joke, but it would just crash and burn.
I would make a Princess Diana joke, but it would just crash and burn.
#175 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
"The boomerang. A frisbee for ginger kids."

I don't get that at all.
User avatar #198 to #175 - noahnicholson (06/23/2012) [-]
cuz gingers have no friends so they need something that comes back to them
User avatar #185 to #175 - ghirahn (06/23/2012) [-]
No friends
User avatar #181 to #175 - pointblanc (06/23/2012) [-]
y'know cos,no one plays with them
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