lawls any one?. comp of silly jokes . People are too soft these days. The other day I was telling someone a few " mama Cokes: when suddenly I started getting ca funny Hitler
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lawls any one?. comp of silly jokes . People are too soft these days. The other day I was telling someone a few " mama Cokes: when suddenly I started getting ca

comp of silly jokes

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People are too soft these days. The
other day I was telling someone a
few " mama Cokes:
when suddenly I started getting
called an insensitive bastard.
That' s the last time
I visit an orphanage.
My boss asked me to work through
my lunch break today.
I shouted. "You tucking bastard! I
come in at 8. 30 and don' t get
thanks tor it, work till 6 at night
and don' t get thanks tor it. while
lazy bastards like you leave at 2
Just to play golf all tucking after-
noon!"
Then I emailed him back and said.
Sure boss, no problem"
The Boomerang.
A Frisbee tor ginger kids.
I' iust added Princess Diana as a
friend on the wok.
I don' t think she has any games for
it though. because she' s always on
the dashboard.
What' s the similarity between
immigrants and sperm?
Thousands come but only one will
work.
I was about when my
dad caught me drinking.
I said. "Dad. honest it' s the first
time."
That' s a lie" he replied. "No one
ever gets caught at doing anything
the first time."
so later that night. I went out and
raped someone.
statistically... 9 out to people
enjoy gang rape.
News headline: 'Woman dies from
lack of iron'
Maybe next time I tell one to do the
ironing. she' ll tucking listen.'
My girlfriend' s a pornstar.
my will she be pissed when she
finds out.
I was raping a woman last night an she
screamed "Nor. THINK OF MY
CHILDREN'."
Kinky bitch.
...
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User avatar #23 - iforgetwhattosay
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(06/23/2012) [-]
hey man that hitler one is way out of hand. my grand father died in a concentration camp.
User avatar #122 to #23 - revisandbutthead
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(06/23/2012) [-]
People are surprised when I say that my grandparents are both Holocaust survivors. I don't know why, most of the officers survived.
#52 to #23 - brehon
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(06/23/2012) [-]
here if you ever need the thread
User avatar #53 to #52 - iforgetwhattosay
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(06/23/2012) [-]
i didn't even get the joke from there, but thanks i guess.
User avatar #24 to #23 - iforgetwhattosay
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(06/23/2012) [-]
he got drunk and fell off his watch tower.
User avatar #16 - madeyoulooknana
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(06/23/2012) [-]
How can you tell when your sisters on her period?





Because your dads cock will taste like blood.
#66 to #16 - anon id: bf26d318
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(06/23/2012) [-]
How can you make a 12 year old cry twice?

Stick your bloody dick in her teddy bear.
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User avatar #49 to #31 - milkandmore
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Wow. Incest, necrophilia and bestiality all in one line.
I'm impressed.
#217 to #31 - madeyoulooknana
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this
this
#82 - anokata
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#73 - unsuspectingspy
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(06/23/2012) [-]
The whole comp, OP? Not enough dicks sucked today?
#203 to #73 - fuckingjigsaw
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#87 - gmarrox
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(06/23/2012) [-]
What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?



Their last great hit was the wall.
#136 - lordofthenash
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Come on people!
Come on people!
#208 to #136 - spidermanrapeskids
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Inb4 are you not rustled
Inb4 are you not rustled
#216 to #208 - lordofthenash
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I dare say, my jimmies remain intact and unrustled.
I dare say, my jimmies remain intact and unrustled.
#137 to #136 - lordofthenash
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#141 - adisunanonymous
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This is what FJ is about.
#109 - macarlo
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