lawls any one?. comp of silly jokes . People are too soft these days. The other day I was telling someone a few " mama Cokes: when suddenly I started getting ca funny Hitler
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lawls any one?

lawls any one?. comp of silly jokes . People are too soft these days. The other day I was telling someone a few " mama Cokes: when suddenly I started getting ca

comp of silly jokes

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People are too soft these days. The
other day I was telling someone a
few " mama Cokes:
when suddenly I started getting
called an insensitive bastard.
That' s the last time
I visit an orphanage.
My boss asked me to work through
my lunch break today.
I shouted. "You tucking bastard! I
come in at 8. 30 and don' t get
thanks tor it, work till 6 at night
and don' t get thanks tor it. while
lazy bastards like you leave at 2
Just to play golf all tucking after-
noon!"
Then I emailed him back and said.
Sure boss, no problem"
The Boomerang.
A Frisbee tor ginger kids.
I' iust added Princess Diana as a
friend on the wok.
I don' t think she has any games for
it though. because she' s always on
the dashboard.
What' s the similarity between
immigrants and sperm?
Thousands come but only one will
work.
I was about when my
dad caught me drinking.
I said. "Dad. honest it' s the first
time."
That' s a lie" he replied. "No one
ever gets caught at doing anything
the first time."
so later that night. I went out and
raped someone.
statistically... 9 out to people
enjoy gang rape.
News headline: 'Woman dies from
lack of iron'
Maybe next time I tell one to do the
ironing. she' ll tucking listen.'
My girlfriend' s a pornstar.
my will she be pissed when she
finds out.
I was raping a woman last night an she
screamed "Nor. THINK OF MY
CHILDREN'."
Kinky bitch.
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#82 - anokata (06/23/2012) [-]
**anokata rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Party **
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#87 - gmarrox (06/23/2012) [-]
What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?



Their last great hit was the wall.
#2 - anon (06/22/2012) [-]
You reposted an entire comp?

**** off you ******** .
#136 - lordofthenash (06/23/2012) [-]
Come on people!
Come on people!
#208 to #136 - spidermanrapeskids (06/23/2012) [-]
Inb4 are you not rustled
Inb4 are you not rustled
#216 to #208 - lordofthenash (06/23/2012) [-]
I dare say, my jimmies remain intact and unrustled.
I dare say, my jimmies remain intact and unrustled.
#141 - adisunanonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
**adisunanonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #737 at Reaction Images **

This is what FJ is about.
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#140 - thespicy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#143 - Loppytaffy (06/23/2012) [-]
Frisbee for who now?
User avatar #16 - madeyoulooknana (06/23/2012) [-]
How can you tell when your sisters on her period?





Because your dads cock will taste like blood.
#66 to #16 - anon (06/23/2012) [-]
How can you make a 12 year old cry twice?

Stick your bloody dick in her teddy bear.
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User avatar #49 to #31 - milkandmore (06/23/2012) [-]
Wow. Incest, necrophilia and bestiality all in one line.
I'm impressed.
#155 - xsnowbanex (06/23/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#119 to #115 - anon (06/23/2012) [-]
i know i do
#55 - jakerfv (06/23/2012) [-]
You have no idea how long this has been in my folder.
#73 - unsuspectingspy (06/23/2012) [-]
The whole comp, OP? Not enough dicks sucked today?
User avatar #214 - redcookiemonster (06/23/2012) [-]
for all the butthurt fags complaining about the BLACK PLAGUE joke, he said AIDS because it was started by black people
#204 - lorenzohe (06/23/2012) [-]
To all the complainers about reposts.    
   
Its funnyjunk get use to it.
To all the complainers about reposts.

Its funnyjunk get use to it.
#202 - ishotthedeputy (06/23/2012) [-]
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't have sex with a sandwich before I eat it.
#180 - buttplugmaster (06/23/2012) [-]
I give no real 			*****		 about this being a repost but I really like this gif. Good comp, made me lol.
I give no real ***** about this being a repost but I really like this gif. Good comp, made me lol.
#179 - Immachargin ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
I would make a Princess Diana joke, but it would just crash and burn.
I would make a Princess Diana joke, but it would just crash and burn.
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