lawls any one?. comp of silly jokes . People are too soft these days. The other day I was telling someone a few " mama Cokes: when suddenly I started getting ca
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comp of silly jokes

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People are too soft these days. The
other day I was telling someone a
few " mama Cokes:
when suddenly I started getting
called an insensitive bastard.
That' s the last time
I visit an orphanage.
My boss asked me to work through
my lunch break today.
I shouted. "You tucking bastard! I
come in at 8. 30 and don' t get
thanks tor it, work till 6 at night
and don' t get thanks tor it. while
lazy bastards like you leave at 2
Just to play golf all tucking after-
noon!"
Then I emailed him back and said.
Sure boss, no problem"
The Boomerang.
A Frisbee tor ginger kids.
I' iust added Princess Diana as a
friend on the wok.
I don' t think she has any games for
it though. because she' s always on
the dashboard.
What' s the similarity between
immigrants and sperm?
Thousands come but only one will
work.
I was about when my
dad caught me drinking.
I said. "Dad. honest it' s the first
time."
That' s a lie" he replied. "No one
ever gets caught at doing anything
the first time."
so later that night. I went out and
raped someone.
statistically... 9 out to people
enjoy gang rape.
News headline: 'Woman dies from
lack of iron'
Maybe next time I tell one to do the
ironing. she' ll tucking listen.'
My girlfriend' s a pornstar.
my will she be pissed when she
finds out.
I was raping a woman last night an she
screamed "Nor. THINK OF MY
CHILDREN'."
Kinky bitch.
...
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Submitted: 06/22/2012
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#2 - anonymous (06/22/2012) [-]
You reposted an entire comp?

Fuck off you shithead.
User avatar #23 - iforgetwhattosay (06/23/2012) [+] (9 replies)
hey man that hitler one is way out of hand. my grand father died in a concentration camp.
User avatar #24 to #23 - iforgetwhattosay (06/23/2012) [-]
he got drunk and fell off his watch tower.
User avatar #16 - madeyoulooknana (06/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
How can you tell when your sisters on her period?





Because your dads cock will taste like blood.
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#82 - anokata (06/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**anokata rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Party **
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#73 - unsuspectingspy (06/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The whole comp, OP? Not enough dicks sucked today?
#87 - gmarrox (06/23/2012) [-]
What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?



Their last great hit was the wall.
#136 - lordofthenash (06/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Come on people!
Come on people!
#141 - adisunanonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
**adisunanonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #737 at Reaction Images **

This is what FJ is about.
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User avatar #12 - eonsmashface (06/23/2012) [+] (5 replies)
it took me a while to get the 9 out of 10 people enjoying gang rape one.

good job OP.

you's funny guy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - eonsmashface (06/23/2012) [-]
I haven't seen it before.
it made me laugh.
OP's.
Funny.
guy.
#143 - Loppytaffy (06/23/2012) [-]
Frisbee for who now?
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#204 - lorenzohe (06/23/2012) [-]
To all the complainers about reposts.    
   
Its funnyjunk get use to it.
To all the complainers about reposts.

Its funnyjunk get use to it.
#133 - sabbykat (06/23/2012) [-]
This is the first post that has made me laugh out loud today, so everyone please...STFU and enjoy the funny.
This is the first post that has made me laugh out loud today, so everyone please...STFU and enjoy the funny.
#115 - annaisocoolike (06/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#55 - jakerfv (06/23/2012) [-]
You have no idea how long this has been in my folder.
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