lawls any one?. comp of silly jokes . People are too soft these days. The other day I was telling someone a few " mama Cokes: when suddenly I started getting ca
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lawls any one?

comp of silly jokes

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People are too soft these days. The
other day I was telling someone a
few " mama Cokes:
when suddenly I started getting
called an insensitive bastard.
That' s the last time
I visit an orphanage.
My boss asked me to work through
my lunch break today.
I shouted. "You tucking bastard! I
come in at 8. 30 and don' t get
thanks tor it, work till 6 at night
and don' t get thanks tor it. while
lazy bastards like you leave at 2
Just to play golf all tucking after-
noon!"
Then I emailed him back and said.
Sure boss, no problem"
The Boomerang.
A Frisbee tor ginger kids.
I' iust added Princess Diana as a
friend on the wok.
I don' t think she has any games for
it though. because she' s always on
the dashboard.
What' s the similarity between
immigrants and sperm?
Thousands come but only one will
work.
I was about when my
dad caught me drinking.
I said. "Dad. honest it' s the first
time."
That' s a lie" he replied. "No one
ever gets caught at doing anything
the first time."
so later that night. I went out and
raped someone.
statistically... 9 out to people
enjoy gang rape.
News headline: 'Woman dies from
lack of iron'
Maybe next time I tell one to do the
ironing. she' ll tucking listen.'
My girlfriend' s a pornstar.
my will she be pissed when she
finds out.
I was raping a woman last night an she
screamed "Nor. THINK OF MY
CHILDREN'."
***** bitch.
...
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Submitted: 06/22/2012
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#2 - anonymous (06/22/2012) [-]
You reposted an entire comp?

**** off you ******** .
User avatar #23 - iforgetwhattosay ONLINE (06/23/2012) [+] (9 replies)
hey man that hitler one is way out of hand. my grand father died in a concentration camp.
User avatar #24 to #23 - iforgetwhattosay ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
he got drunk and fell off his watch tower.
User avatar #16 - madeyoulooknana (06/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
How can you tell when your sisters on her period?





Because your dads cock will taste like blood.
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#82 - anokata (06/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**anokata rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Party **
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#73 - unsuspectingspy (06/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The whole comp, OP? Not enough dicks sucked today?
#87 - gmarrox (06/23/2012) [-]
What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?



Their last great hit was the wall.
#136 - lordofthenash (06/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Come on people!
Come on people!
#141 - adisunanonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
**adisunanonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #737 at Reaction Images **

This is what FJ is about.
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User avatar #12 - eonsmashface ONLINE (06/23/2012) [+] (5 replies)
it took me a while to get the 9 out of 10 people enjoying gang rape one.

good job OP.

you's funny guy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - eonsmashface ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
I haven't seen it before.
it made me laugh.
OP's.
Funny.
guy.
#143 - Loppytaffy (06/23/2012) [-]
Frisbee for who now?
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#204 - lorenzohe (06/23/2012) [-]
To all the complainers about reposts.    
   
Its funnyjunk get use to it.
To all the complainers about reposts.

Its funnyjunk get use to it.
#175 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
"The boomerang. A frisbee for ginger kids."

I don't get that at all.
#155 - xsnowbanex ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
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#55 - jakerfv (06/23/2012) [-]
You have no idea how long this has been in my folder.
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