Men. Hope's not a damn repost.. Anonymous (( lolled) Women have the most difficult lives; we have to: Shave our underarms- Shave our legs. Wax our privates- Wor
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Anonymous (( lolled)
Women have the most difficult lives; we have to:
Shave our underarms-
Shave our legs.
Wax our privates-
Worry about facial hair.
Shape our eyebrows.
Stress over our hair length.
Spend hours straightening or curling our hair.
Have to take time to put on makeout.
Constantly worry about our figure.
Suffer the first time we make love.
Bleed once a month for a week.
Give our all to prove we' re just as capable as men.
Carry a baby in us for 9 months.
Give birth.
Spend outrageous amounts of money on ‘Fashionable clothes.
Freak out over how attractive we are.
Deal with sexist comments.
Sorry guys, but don' t say **** about how being male is so hard, you tion' t have to deal with any of those things.
Anonymous (( leled) 06: :.
Men have to listen to your **** .
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User avatar #41 - tehbagels (06/22/2012) [+] (28 replies)
"shave underarms" personal choice
"shave legs" personal choice
"wax privates" personal choice
"worry bout facial hair" so do guys, can't have an ugly beard
"shape our eyebrows" you look like a dumbass with shaped eyebrows and its again a personal choice its not required

"spend hours straightening or curling hair" personal choice LEAVE IT NATURAL!
"take time putting on makeup" personal choice again, plus you don't need to cake it on 3 inches thick

"constantly worry about figure" i'll give you that
"suffer the first time we make love" does it really suck that much?
"bleed" i'll give you that one too
"give our all..." reminding us about being unequal doesn't help your situation either
"carry a baby and give birth" if it sucks so much WHY THE **** DO YOU DO IT MORE THAN ONCE!?!?! I don't here guys saying they wanna get kicked in the nuts again

"spend money" REALLY!?!!? you gotta be ******* kidding me? Who forced you to buy those clothes?

"freak out over..." welcome to life bitch

"deal with sexist comments" and others have to deal with racism too STFU and deal with it. the world sucks, wear a god damn helmet and push through.


There's only 2 legit arguments in that entire ******* thing
#175 - crossbone (06/23/2012) [-]
MFW "spend outrageous amounts of money"

i wonder whose money is that?
User avatar #15 - gatodelfuego (06/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
no you don't
no you don't
no you don't
so do men
no you don't
so do men
no you don't
no you don't
so do men
questionable
...alright, you get that one
no you don't
no you don't
no you don't
no you don't
sorta so do men
so do men...like this one.

Do women seem to understand that having a child isn't a requirement for life? They always talk about it like it's this huge burden they've been given and have no other option.
#283 - thequickster (06/23/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Alright I'm going to go down 1 by 1 on this list and see if I do this or general male population does it.
1. Shave legs/privates/underarms, well men have to shave facial hair quite frequently, and most guys also shave their privates too. I'm not including shaping eyebrows, we don't have to but some do.
2. Stress over hair length, the **** you talking about? You get it a certain height, and then you curl and do your thing. If a guy has a difference in hair between an inch to half an inch it's noticeable but for girls it doesn't matter much.
3. Make-up, oh well, you have to do that.
4. Constantly worry about figure? Some guys actually go to the gym and work their asses off, I personally go to the gym 5 days a week for 1-2 hours while I'm there, I'm not complaining because I look good and I stay healthy.
5. Suffering the first time you guys make love, well, every other time then that you won't be bitching.
6. Bleed once a month, you have a point there.
7. You don't have to prove **** .
8. Carrying a baby, fine you have another point.
9. Give birth, you act like no one goes through difficult pain in their lives but woman.
10. No one says you have to waste a **** ton of money on 'fashionable' clothes, I know plenty of stores that has great clothing and isn't ridiculously overpriced, not my fault you don't know where to look.
11. Freak out about attractiveness, that can go with number 4.
12. Deal with sexist comments, everyone gets picked up, race, sex, physical qualities, and lots more, quit your bitching.

tl;dr, Guys have **** to do too, quit your bitching.
User avatar #480 - DaCoolKid (06/23/2012) [+] (9 replies)
This is ******** . Women don't have to do most of this crap. Nowadays, I think we have it easier. I mean, we got boobs, society accepts us in dresses, and things as such. Guys have more "gender rules" that they are expected to follow. I'm a femenist (bring on the red thumbs) but these aren't "struggles", this is ******* whining.
#357 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"shave our underarms" Similar to trimming pubes.
"shave our legs" not as hard as shaving your balls.
"Wax our private" not as bad as kicked in the balls.
"worry about facial hair" Men with jobs do.
"shape our eyebrows" not as hard as shaping pubes
"stress over hair length" not as bad as stressing over penis length (or lack of)
"spend hours straightening and curling hair" Again, pubes.
"Constantly worry about figure" again, penis length.
"Suffer the first time we make love" Try suffering with blueballs
"Bleed once a month for a week" We have to hear it twice as loud as you're feeling it... Shut up already.
"give our all to prove we're just as capable of men" Come on, girls... You're giving yourselves too much credit. That was either my money or your daddy's you bought your designer bag with, not your hard work.
"Carry a baby in us for 9 months" Refer to 2 quotes before this. I'm surprised most monogomous men still have their hearing... or sanity.
"Give birth" again.. kicked in the nuts
"spend outrageous amounts of money on "fashionable" clothes" Are you kidding me? Are you telling me the girls giggling and bouncing down the mall with their 15 shopping bags each are really miserable? How is this even a complaint? That's your choice, bitch.
"freak our over how attractive we are" Again, choice.
"deal with sexist comments" Better than dealing with your crazy asses.
#39 - anonymous (06/22/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I'm a girl, I watch horror films, never wear dresses or make-up. find 'get back in the kitchen' jokes hilarious, play Skyrim, Minecraft ect;. don't actually give a **** about my weight, (hyper-speed motabolism, i;m actually slightly underweight) very rarely ever straighten my hair as it's naturally straight, find high heels pointless considering i'm naturally tall, don't expect a boy to text me every single second of the day, would never dream of telling someone to turn their xbox off and spend time with me (i'd play with them) never wear fake tan. ever. I don't bitch over facebook and talk lyk diss all the timeeeeeee (i luff you bayybeeeeeeee xoxoxoxoxoxox together for 1 week omg we're gunnah b 2getha 4evAH and evahhh<3<3,3<3,3) Oh, and I don't bitch about womens rights and how awful it is to have to shave a few times a month.


Still waiting for wedding proposals....
#40 to #39 - dakoolbean (06/22/2012) [-]
And this phenomenon ladies and gentlemen, is called the "She Bro." She is commonly bisexual, enjoys hanging out with guys because she hates women, and gets friendzoned frequently.
#27 - playpus (06/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)
No girl actually has to do any of those things. Fine, we're the ones who have to carry a baby for nine months and eventually pop it out, but hey, guess what? Having a child is not mandatory in any way. Even having your period is avoidable to a certain extent.
You don't HAVE to do ANYTHING. Am I sick of bitches complaining about all the **** they "have" to do? **** yes.
#392 - madeyoulooknana (06/23/2012) [-]
Female here, 80% of the 						****					 she just listed is all self inflicted. Besides the gender equality issues, we women create a competitive atmosphere around ourselves. Some say it boils down to primal urges and instincts, to attract the best mate for ourselves we try to out do each other, stand out as much as we can, etc etc. I call 						********					, When I want to be noticed, I'll get attention. I have boobs. The End.    
   
   
   
tl;dr BOOBS.
Female here, 80% of the **** she just listed is all self inflicted. Besides the gender equality issues, we women create a competitive atmosphere around ourselves. Some say it boils down to primal urges and instincts, to attract the best mate for ourselves we try to out do each other, stand out as much as we can, etc etc. I call ******** , When I want to be noticed, I'll get attention. I have boobs. The End.



tl;dr BOOBS.
#478 - microbrony ONLINE (06/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Non of the stuff on this list is stuff you HAVE TO DO.
#506 - arcusofbrambles (06/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
See, you keep saying "Have to," and that's really not true. You don't "have to" spend house straightening or curling your hair. You don't "have to" constantly worry about your figure, and often times shouldn't. You don't "have to" freak out over how attractive you are. You CHOOSE to.

Granted there are a few things that are unavoidable, like the period or the childbirth thing for those who want children. But most of those are just petty things you stick upon yourselves and then bitch about later.
#486 - cloukora (06/23/2012) [-]
You HAVE to spend outrageous amounts of money on fashionable clothes?
#326 - jalaven (06/23/2012) [-]
But being a male IS so hard.
#278 - petal (06/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
It didn't hurt the first time I 						******					, although I did masturbate a lot before that.
It didn't hurt the first time I ****** , although I did masturbate a lot before that.
#164 - blargmode (06/23/2012) [-]
I loled at "Give our all to prove we're just as capable as men"

If you have to give your all to to show you're as capable as us lazy ******* , then you're not as capable as us lazy *******
#124 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
why why why do these kind of girls make us other girls look retarded.
I am girl myself and dont do most of this **** .

okay so I shave my underarms.
I only shave my legs when it is summer, when it's winter I let them grow into a furry coat.
my private is the god dame lost woods.
why would I worry about facial hair?
I have never touched my eyebrows with tweezers.
I let my hair grow as it likes.
nope
I do not use makeup.
I've never worried about my figure.
I am still a virgin.
I only bleed for 4 days.
I accept that some things men do better than women, just as some things women do better than men.
a baby is not heavy at the beginning and we get free from work, so we cant complain that much
I use clothes that are comfy not fashionable.
????????
I think that they're just funny.

so pleas guys dont think that alle girls are like this.
some off us have brains in our heads and not air.

#132 to #124 - slumberdonkey (06/23/2012) [-]
You only shave in the summer? That's kinda gross....
#488 - keoburt (06/23/2012) [-]
why would i say being a man is hard, being a man isn't hard it's awesome!!
why would i say being a man is hard, being a man isn't hard it's awesome!!
#378 - DoggyBouncer (06/23/2012) [-]
OP! Great news! It's a repost...
#135 - warimthree (06/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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