Men. Hope's not a damn repost.. Anonymous (( lolled) Women have the most difficult lives; we have to: Shave our underarms- Shave our legs. Wax our privates- Wor
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Men. Hope's not a damn repost.. Anonymous (( lolled) Women have the most difficult lives; we have to: Shave our underarms- Shave our legs. Wax our privates- Wor

Hope's not a damn repost.

Anonymous (( lolled)
Women have the most difficult lives; we have to:
Shave our underarms-
Shave our legs.
Wax our privates-
Worry about facial hair.
Shape our eyebrows.
Stress over our hair length.
Spend hours straightening or curling our hair.
Have to take time to put on makeout.
Constantly worry about our figure.
Suffer the first time we make love.
Bleed once a month for a week.
Give our all to prove we' re just as capable as men.
Carry a baby in us for 9 months.
Give birth.
Spend outrageous amounts of money on ‘Fashionable clothes.
Freak out over how attractive we are.
Deal with sexist comments.
Sorry guys, but don' t say **** about how being male is so hard, you tion' t have to deal with any of those things.
Anonymous (( leled) 06: :.
Men have to listen to your **** .
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#283 - thequickster ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
Alright I'm going to go down 1 by 1 on this list and see if I do this or general male population does it.
1. Shave legs/privates/underarms, well men have to shave facial hair quite frequently, and most guys also shave their privates too. I'm not including shaping eyebrows, we don't have to but some do.
2. Stress over hair length, the **** you talking about? You get it a certain height, and then you curl and do your thing. If a guy has a difference in hair between an inch to half an inch it's noticeable but for girls it doesn't matter much.
3. Make-up, oh well, you have to do that.
4. Constantly worry about figure? Some guys actually go to the gym and work their asses off, I personally go to the gym 5 days a week for 1-2 hours while I'm there, I'm not complaining because I look good and I stay healthy.
5. Suffering the first time you guys make love, well, every other time then that you won't be bitching.
6. Bleed once a month, you have a point there.
7. You don't have to prove **** .
8. Carrying a baby, fine you have another point.
9. Give birth, you act like no one goes through difficult pain in their lives but woman.
10. No one says you have to waste a **** ton of money on 'fashionable' clothes, I know plenty of stores that has great clothing and isn't ridiculously overpriced, not my fault you don't know where to look.
11. Freak out about attractiveness, that can go with number 4.
12. Deal with sexist comments, everyone gets picked up, race, sex, physical qualities, and lots more, quit your bitching.

tl;dr, Guys have **** to do too, quit your bitching.
User avatar #327 to #283 - dogwars (06/23/2012) [-]
For 10, Don't we have to end up buying their clothes anyways?
#290 to #283 - questionquota (06/23/2012) [-]
True dat, awesome wallpaper for you
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User avatar #296 to #283 - widerbubbles (06/23/2012) [-]
i will help you out here with some points.
3. they don't need to wear makeup, they look better with very little or none, not caked with makeup
6. we have to put up with them and listen to them bitch while they do
9. getting kicked in the balls actually hurts more than childbirth, and their body can't stand the pain (even though it is less) so to survive their body must release painkiller like chemicals into their body
12. there are also stupid feminists ("we wan't equality! now hold the door for us and carry our stuff because we are women!")
User avatar #303 to #296 - pukingrainbows (06/23/2012) [-]
Not to mention, carrying a child to term and giving birth is a choice. Lots of kids need adopted
User avatar #298 to #296 - thequickster ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
Exactly. On top of that, they bitch about not getting a high enough pay when guys almost pay for everything. Dates, dinner, ridiculously priced birthday presents, etc. Plus we need to get way more haircuts then they do with their long ass hair. Woman just are too oblivious to see, both sexes are different, but they both have somewhat similar **** to do. Makeup/doing their hair is practically the equivalent to me going to the gym, takes around the same amount of time.
User avatar #299 to #298 - widerbubbles (06/23/2012) [-]
also, friendzoning. the nice guys get friendzoned while the girls go after the assholes and then we have to listen to the girls complain after they get their heart broken or they get cheated on
#322 to #299 - anon (06/23/2012) [-]
Awesome thread. I was going to add something, but I think it's all been said...
User avatar #328 to #299 - dogwars (06/23/2012) [-]
How a guy gets out of the friend zone:
1.) Accept the reality of the situation.

No begging or pleading for her to give you a chance. She made a conscious decision to not be anything more than friends with you, and no amount of convincing will change her mind. Instead, we’re going to approach the situation by working on her irrational and illogical side. Don’t withdraw yourself, but you’ll do much better if you start putting less focus on her and more focus on you at this stage of the process.

2.) Improve yourself.

There is no single person in this world who can’t use a touch of self-improvement. Start lifting weights. Start eating healthy. Learn something new. Try out some sports. Get that adrenaline pumping through your veins. Trust me, you’ll feel much better about yourself and gain more self-confidence, and you’ll look better in the process (if you decide to work out).

3.) Have fun with other people.

You cannot and should not put all your eggs in one basket, EVER. Start meeting some people. Your friends have friends who have friends of their own — work different social circles. Meet girls and learn how to flirt well. Ironically, the more women you meet, the better you will do with the girl you’re trying to escape the friend zone with. The more jealous she gets, the better.

4.) Ask her out on a Non-Date.

Now the game begins. If she’s hesitant to go out with you on one-to-one basis, start asking her out on Non-Dates. A Non-Date is basically a get-together where you ask her to accompany you doing something that you would do anyway. Something like picking up some books, buying some new clothes, etc. She’s more likely to go with you than if you ask her to go to dinner.
Cont. in next reply.
User avatar #331 to #328 - dogwars (06/23/2012) [-]
5.) Flirt with her.

The number one reason guys can’t get out of the friend zone is because they don’t realize that it’s a matter of sexual attraction; or rather, the lack of it. So start teasing her playfully. Start with playful compliments until you can eventually move on to flirting that’s more sexual in nature. If I notice that she put on some perfume, my favorite line is, “You cannot wear that perfume around me any more, because I’m afraid that one of these days I won’t be able to hold control myself and do something BAD.”

6.) Emphasize your sexuality.

If you failed to make a move before, then you can’t be Mr. Touchy all of a sudden — she’ll know what your doing. Start slow with casual touches on the arm, or the small of her back. Then graduate to hugs. If she talks about other guys, then talk about other girls and be very graphic. Make sure that she knows that you are a man who doesn’t repress his sexual urges (it’s okay!).

7.) Make your move.

If you do steps 5-7 well enough, you will find that you’ll be gradually escalating. Your flirting becomes more sexual by nature, she starts being touchier with you, and your dates become more serious. By the time that this happens, you have done well. To accomplish your mission of getting out of the friend zone, you MUST make your move. There is no way in hell that she is going to be making the first move, but she will be giving you hints that it’s okay to do something now. Do not be a fool and miss this second chance! When opportunity knocks, open the door and pounce on it.

How a girl gets out of the friend zone:

1.) Show him your tits.

2.) Refer to step 1.
User avatar #469 to #331 - questionquota (06/23/2012) [-]
(For getting out of the friend zone with gay men see, "Sex change operations and you")
#392 - madeyoulooknana (06/23/2012) [-]
Female here, 80% of the 			****		 she just listed is all self inflicted. Besides the gender equality issues, we women create a competitive atmosphere around ourselves. Some say it boils down to primal urges and instincts, to attract the best mate for ourselves we try to out do each other, stand out as much as we can, etc etc. I call 			********		, When I want to be noticed, I'll get attention. I have boobs. The End.    
   
   
   
tl;dr BOOBS.
Female here, 80% of the **** she just listed is all self inflicted. Besides the gender equality issues, we women create a competitive atmosphere around ourselves. Some say it boils down to primal urges and instincts, to attract the best mate for ourselves we try to out do each other, stand out as much as we can, etc etc. I call ******** , When I want to be noticed, I'll get attention. I have boobs. The End.



tl;dr BOOBS.
#506 - arcusofbrambles (06/23/2012) [-]
See, you keep saying "Have to," and that's really not true. You don't "have to" spend house straightening or curling your hair. You don't "have to" constantly worry about your figure, and often times shouldn't. You don't "have to" freak out over how attractive you are. You CHOOSE to.

Granted there are a few things that are unavoidable, like the period or the childbirth thing for those who want children. But most of those are just petty things you stick upon yourselves and then bitch about later.
User avatar #513 to #506 - poutinesalad (06/23/2012) [-]
...and we dont HAVE to listen to their **** , but I like vaginas and vaginas don't get wet unless we listen to them.
#517 to #513 - ltsreno (06/23/2012) [-]
**ltsreno rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Army ** SO GOD DAMNIT LISTEN ON WE WILL!
**ltsreno rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Army ** SO GOD DAMNIT LISTEN ON WE WILL!
#486 - cloukora (06/23/2012) [-]
You HAVE to spend outrageous amounts of money on fashionable clothes?
#478 - microbrony (06/23/2012) [-]
Non of the stuff on this list is stuff you HAVE TO DO.
#482 to #478 - kierano (06/23/2012) [-]
THANK you. I couldn't agree more with you.   
I mean the first 10 aren't necessary. (number 10 can be resolved by 'manning up')   
11-15 aren't necessary either.
THANK you. I couldn't agree more with you.
I mean the first 10 aren't necessary. (number 10 can be resolved by 'manning up')
11-15 aren't necessary either.
#164 - blargmode ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
I loled at "Give our all to prove we're just as capable as men"

If you have to give your all to to show you're as capable as us lazy ******* , then you're not as capable as us lazy *******
#175 - crossbone (06/23/2012) [-]
MFW "spend outrageous amounts of money"

i wonder whose money is that?
User avatar #15 - gatodelfuego (06/22/2012) [-]
no you don't
no you don't
no you don't
so do men
no you don't
so do men
no you don't
no you don't
so do men
questionable
...alright, you get that one
no you don't
no you don't
no you don't
no you don't
sorta so do men
so do men...like this one.

Do women seem to understand that having a child isn't a requirement for life? They always talk about it like it's this huge burden they've been given and have no other option.
User avatar #20 to #15 - italianrambo (06/22/2012) [-]
thank you
#488 - keoburt (06/23/2012) [-]
why would i say being a man is hard, being a man isn't hard it's awesome!!
why would i say being a man is hard, being a man isn't hard it's awesome!!
#378 - DoggyBouncer (06/23/2012) [-]
OP! Great news! It's a repost...
#333 - clingyotter (06/23/2012) [-]
As a fellow female, bitches who complain about this **** send me off the handle.
You don't actually have to shave your underarms, legs (Get a really good razor if you feel like you have to, then you wont have to do it every week), wax your pubic hair (You can trim it for goodness sake), worry about facial hair, or shape your eyebrows.
Who the **** worries about the length of your hair? That just sounds weird as **** to me.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO YOUR HAIR OR PUT MAKE UP ON.
If you don't want to worry about your figure, then DON'T.
My first time didn't hurt I don't know where this bitch is coming from.
Periods really aren't that bad once you get used to them, then again I don't get cramps or anything else other than the bleeding.
Shut up.
This pisses me off the most. If you purposely get pregnant, don't complain about how horrible pregnancy is because you knew damn well what you were getting in to, you dumb ass.
Birth is probably horrible but if you don't want to go through that how about, DON'T GET PREGNANT, and adopt.
You don't have to do that you idiot. There are plenty of places that sell good clothes for reasonable prices.
What.
Stop being over sensitive.

Pic unrelated.
#337 to #333 - anon (06/23/2012) [-]
you expect me to read all this, ***** ?
okay,ill read it.
User avatar #339 to #333 - littleseatoytle (06/23/2012) [-]
i agree completely. And you are right. I dont care for my period but it doesnt kill me inside every month. I hate when girls complain about being a girl. Be proud that you can give birth! I'd love to see a guy shoot a baby out his penis and want to do it again!
#55 - gasm (06/23/2012) [-]
I'm a male swimmer and have shaved my legs, arms, pits, etc. several times.

It isn't that hard.
User avatar #41 - tehbagels (06/22/2012) [-]
"shave underarms" personal choice
"shave legs" personal choice
"wax privates" personal choice
"worry bout facial hair" so do guys, can't have an ugly beard
"shape our eyebrows" you look like a dumbass with shaped eyebrows and its again a personal choice its not required

"spend hours straightening or curling hair" personal choice LEAVE IT NATURAL!
"take time putting on makeup" personal choice again, plus you don't need to cake it on 3 inches thick

"constantly worry about figure" i'll give you that
"suffer the first time we make love" does it really suck that much?
"bleed" i'll give you that one too
"give our all..." reminding us about being unequal doesn't help your situation either
"carry a baby and give birth" if it sucks so much WHY THE **** DO YOU DO IT MORE THAN ONCE!?!?! I don't here guys saying they wanna get kicked in the nuts again

"spend money" REALLY!?!!? you gotta be ******* kidding me? Who forced you to buy those clothes?

"freak out over..." welcome to life bitch

"deal with sexist comments" and others have to deal with racism too STFU and deal with it. the world sucks, wear a god damn helmet and push through.


There's only 2 legit arguments in that entire ******* thing
User avatar #297 to #41 - furfee (06/23/2012) [-]
I agree with you but would you really want a girl who's covered in body hair because she doesn't shave?
User avatar #324 to #41 - EdwardNigma (06/23/2012) [-]
"Constantly worry about figure" Or you can not care. And men have that too since many women will only go for a guy that works out so men worry about looking good for women.

So it's only one argument, and even then, not a good one.
User avatar #532 to #41 - megawatt (06/23/2012) [-]
being a bro, i agree, but i gotta point out, a women is rewarded for being pregnant, men are not.
theoretically, if the only way you could ever get a pet is a swift kick to the nuts, would you do it?
User avatar #80 to #41 - qazzuiop (06/23/2012) [-]
and doesn't birth control help with the monthly bleeding too?
User avatar #102 to #80 - greendreamy73 (06/23/2012) [-]
Some do, some don't.
It depends on what kind your insurance/doctor gives you.
User avatar #86 to #41 - bizzarenight (06/23/2012) [-]
someone give this guy a medal...
#101 to #41 - greendreamy73 (06/23/2012) [-]
I am a girl, and I agree with almost everything you said.   
Girls complain way too 			*******		 much about pointless 			****		 that isn't a big deal in the first place.    
Shaving underarms takes about 2 seconds in total. Legs take about 2 minutes each if you do it nice. I don't understand why those would even be considered difficult enough to complain about.   
Yeah, it does suck to have sex for the first time, but thats ONE TIME. After that, its fine.   
Bleeding doesn't even suck that much, plug it up, and change it in a few hours. Big deal.
I am a girl, and I agree with almost everything you said.
Girls complain way too ******* much about pointless **** that isn't a big deal in the first place.
Shaving underarms takes about 2 seconds in total. Legs take about 2 minutes each if you do it nice. I don't understand why those would even be considered difficult enough to complain about.
Yeah, it does suck to have sex for the first time, but thats ONE TIME. After that, its fine.
Bleeding doesn't even suck that much, plug it up, and change it in a few hours. Big deal.
User avatar #53 to #41 - Greengreda (06/23/2012) [-]
Shaping eyebrows is usually just getting rid of stray hairs, it's not like they're doing hair art work in your eyebrows.....
#93 to #41 - Afterlife (06/23/2012) [-]
i can't really remember if this was a dream or not, but in my freshmen year of Health, i think the ironically hot sex ed teacher told us there was a birth control shot where it stops your period. not sure.
#146 to #41 - spartanswimmer (06/23/2012) [-]
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#56 to #41 - mdauch (06/23/2012) [-]
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#441 to #56 - conordalymcr (06/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #52 to #41 - kinsanity (06/23/2012) [-]
Though I hate girls that complain about how we "have it harder", I have to admit that there is a reason women have more than one child. It's rewarding to give birth to something and then raise it and have it love you. I mean, yes, she could adopt, but it probably wouldn't be the same.
#74 to #41 - AkatsukiNekoJr (06/23/2012) [-]
Plus, not talking about you personally, what if a man out there wanted a family with his wife? Of course she's going to go through pain to bring another child into the world, doesn't mean she likes it. It pisses women off when men complain about them being out of commission for a few days after.    
 We're pushing a baby's body out of a hole your penis feels snug in.   
That's like a man pushing out a baseball out of his urethra, just so he can play baseball.   
Sure some women take that excuse way too far, but that doesn't mean you guys should be a jackass just because a woman complains about/after childbirth.
Plus, not talking about you personally, what if a man out there wanted a family with his wife? Of course she's going to go through pain to bring another child into the world, doesn't mean she likes it. It pisses women off when men complain about them being out of commission for a few days after.
We're pushing a baby's body out of a hole your penis feels snug in.
That's like a man pushing out a baseball out of his urethra, just so he can play baseball.
Sure some women take that excuse way too far, but that doesn't mean you guys should be a jackass just because a woman complains about/after childbirth.
User avatar #332 to #74 - EdwardNigma (06/23/2012) [-]
Aha, but, men do get kicked in the balls at LEAST once or just fall and hit their balls really hard at least once in their lives. Not all women have babies.

And, though you will probably say "It doesn't hurt as much as child birth", seriously. It is hard to explain how painful it truly is. Once, I accidentally hit my balls on a pole I was trying to climb up for some reason. My legs slipped and the pole and my nether regions collided. Although I managed to stop it being a really hard hit because I managed to lower and close my legs a bit, it still really hurt.

The smallest collision can make a mans balls ache. A woman kicking a man in the balls with all her strength, seriously, I can't even imagine that kind of pain.

Don't say child birth is so much worse, because really, the argument is invalid because neither side can prove the amount of pain. There is a unit of measurement or whatever for pain, as well. Though, no one ever believes there is a pain measurement. So that argument doesn't work. (Though, i think, a unit of pain can exist. SImply by measuring how many units of pain people can handle. It could be 100 for some, 1000 for others, whatever, you catch my drift.)
User avatar #443 to #332 - scarletspider (06/23/2012) [-]
According to my math, giving birth would be something like a man pissing out an object with a diameter of approximately 3 inches. Such as a baseball.

*cringe*
#369 to #332 - AkatsukiNekoJr (06/23/2012) [-]
Well, I think a man can get a small idea of child-birth pain, a lot of it could be described as similar pains a man can feel as well.   
Contractions: Imagine pulling a painful muscle, over and over again. Rather then your leg, it happens around the stomach and can last more then twenty-four hours, and doesn't stop till we get that little sucker out.    
Dilation: Probably the hardest thing to imagine for a guy. The most a (normal) man deals with similar to this is kidney stones I suppose, but you've seen a young baby's head right? It's cone shaped when they finally come out, but still, that thing is opening up a usually one inch hole up for something about six inches big. Big ass kidney stone right?   
 For some women, it's not so bad. An hour of contractions, a few pushes, and boom baby. And women have the option of a numbing shot, but that is incredibly painful. You can imagine this easy; a shot into your spine, and it travels up your back.    
Getting your nuts kicked is painful, and probably are sore for a good amount of time.   
Some people can just deal with pain better, be it getting kicked in the nuts to child birth.   
I will admit, men can experience getting hit in the nuts much more then a chick can give birth.
Well, I think a man can get a small idea of child-birth pain, a lot of it could be described as similar pains a man can feel as well.
Contractions: Imagine pulling a painful muscle, over and over again. Rather then your leg, it happens around the stomach and can last more then twenty-four hours, and doesn't stop till we get that little sucker out.
Dilation: Probably the hardest thing to imagine for a guy. The most a (normal) man deals with similar to this is kidney stones I suppose, but you've seen a young baby's head right? It's cone shaped when they finally come out, but still, that thing is opening up a usually one inch hole up for something about six inches big. Big ass kidney stone right?
For some women, it's not so bad. An hour of contractions, a few pushes, and boom baby. And women have the option of a numbing shot, but that is incredibly painful. You can imagine this easy; a shot into your spine, and it travels up your back.
Getting your nuts kicked is painful, and probably are sore for a good amount of time.
Some people can just deal with pain better, be it getting kicked in the nuts to child birth.
I will admit, men can experience getting hit in the nuts much more then a chick can give birth.
#398 to #369 - EdwardNigma (06/23/2012) [-]
The time I said I slightly hit my testicles, I should mention, I felt literally sick. The 			****		 gets so bad, you want to vomit.   
   
I don't know, like I said, it's impossible to tell. Plus, I've never had Kidney Stones. Not even sure what the 			****		 they are.
The time I said I slightly hit my testicles, I should mention, I felt literally sick. The **** gets so bad, you want to vomit.

I don't know, like I said, it's impossible to tell. Plus, I've never had Kidney Stones. Not even sure what the **** they are.
User avatar #45 to #41 - lilnuggetbob ONLINE (06/22/2012) [-]
"deal with sexist comments" like you said other deal with racism, and everyone with a religion is a basic target for troll, just as much and sometimes even more than blacks, and women, and at in the open, if a guy slaps a woman once - assault jail for 10 years
woman brutally beats a guy for an argument? -self defense -nothing / 1 year
not saying i hate women, i love my mother, just saying this bitch is an idiot
now if she lived in the Middle East where women are treated like dogs she would have a reason to whine.
#64 to #41 - AkatsukiNekoJr (06/23/2012) [-]
When it's a girl's first time, your penis is pushing through and breaking though skin. Some girls it's not so bad, but for others it really can be,
When it's a girl's first time, your penis is pushing through and breaking though skin. Some girls it's not so bad, but for others it really can be,
#365 to #64 - anon (06/23/2012) [-]
The hymen is usually broken before first penetration. Usually through sports or other activities. Also, it's not painful.
#368 to #365 - AkatsukiNekoJr (06/23/2012) [-]
I don't know what you've heard/dealt with. It can be broken in other activities, and it can be broken painlessly. But those with a full hymen....you're ripping skin away from skin.
I don't know what you've heard/dealt with. It can be broken in other activities, and it can be broken painlessly. But those with a full hymen....you're ripping skin away from skin.
#495 to #64 - anon (06/23/2012) [-]
Incorrect. Contrary to popular belief, the hymen is never 'broken', in fact it doesn't go all the way across the vaginal opening, how would a virgin wear a tampon otherwise? It's more like a circular ring of skin that gets stretched, which is why it is painful for some the first time, but it can be stretched doing other activities like horse riding or doing the splits.
#496 to #495 - AkatsukiNekoJr (06/23/2012) [-]
Well, I don't know about the other stuff, but a tampon isn't suppose to go that deep, usually anyways.
Well, I don't know about the other stuff, but a tampon isn't suppose to go that deep, usually anyways.
User avatar #459 to #64 - mikli ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
Its only one time though
User avatar #483 to #459 - AkatsukiNekoJr (06/23/2012) [-]
Well yeah, but just getting the point across that we're not being wimps. Just that there's a reason for pain the first time.
#154 - anon (06/23/2012) [-]
The things listed in the picture above are a result of the pressures of society and apply to every person (regardless of gender). These pressures are all equal in magnitude, but are also different for every person. In my neighborhood in particular (considered a ghetto) these pressures include
being tough
never showing weakness
doing drugs (not just weed) and drinking alcohol
getting girls
sticking up for your ' ******* (which includes getting into physical fights)
stealing
If the males in my neighborhood don't do these things they aren't considered 'cool', just like a women wouldn't be considered cool if she didn't shave her legs or facial hair. As said before these pressures change for everybody one guy would feel just as pressured to join an athletic team, as a guy who would be pressured to fight another who insulted him. No gender is a victim here people men and women both have a hard time dealing with societal norms.
User avatar #480 - DaCoolKid (06/23/2012) [-]
This is ******** . Women don't have to do most of this crap. Nowadays, I think we have it easier. I mean, we got boobs, society accepts us in dresses, and things as such. Guys have more "gender rules" that they are expected to follow. I'm a femenist (bring on the red thumbs) but these aren't "struggles", this is ******* whining.
User avatar #497 to #480 - iliketires (06/23/2012) [-]
Stop making my brain hurt. A feminist that is cool and logical? I'm watching you....*narrows eyes*.......*respectively*
User avatar #500 to #497 - DaCoolKid (06/23/2012) [-]
It's only because I'm actually an extraterrestrial from the planet Xormu-95.
User avatar #502 to #500 - iliketires (06/23/2012) [-]
I've never met an alien before! Do you guys have grilled cheese sandwiches there?
User avatar #503 to #502 - DaCoolKid (06/23/2012) [-]
Yes! In fact, Xorma-95's society has evolved to where we have grilled cheese sandwhich trees.
User avatar #508 to #503 - iliketires (06/23/2012) [-]
Amazing. I don't think I should've been humanity's spokesperson for asking an alien questions.
User avatar #511 to #508 - DaCoolKid (06/23/2012) [-]
No, this is fun. Others usually ask boring and simple questions, such as: "How does your economy work?" or "How did you perfect Democracy?". Silly humans
User avatar #512 to #511 - iliketires (06/23/2012) [-]
Being human is lame, you should change me into something not human, like whatever your species is.
User avatar #518 to #512 - DaCoolKid (06/23/2012) [-]
That would require a painful vampire-like process that could take weeks if it even works.
User avatar #549 to #518 - iliketires (06/23/2012) [-]
It would be worth it. Have you met the majority of humans on Earth? If not, don't bother.
#278 - petal (06/23/2012) [-]
It didn't hurt the first time I 			******		, although I did masturbate a lot before that.
It didn't hurt the first time I ****** , although I did masturbate a lot before that.
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