Title. Mind Blown.. Wudnt, Bl ". so Because in a damn Begitu. .. what if your head explodes where's your 7 seconds then?
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Mind Blown.

Wudnt,
Bl ". so Because in a damn
Begitu. .
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#47 - ThePleasureman (06/23/2012) [-]
Nope, you have a massive DMT trip because your brain is flooded with it when you die. Thats why people "see God" when they have near death experiences.
User avatar #50 to #47 - dudu (06/23/2012) [-]
Near death experience?
I didn't see **** man. You just die, everything gets blank, so shove your God seeing experiences up your ass, lol.
User avatar #52 to #50 - ThePleasureman (06/23/2012) [-]
The whole seeing god thing is caused by a massive psychedelic trip caused by Dimethyltryptamine. If you did have a near death experience (which i doubt) your pineal gland is probably pretty calcified so your brain didn't flood with DMT. Its scientifically explainable, there's no god you arrogant **** .
User avatar #46 - chucklesTC (06/23/2012) [-]
But then wouldent you Just Keep going into the next dream cycle every time you died
so you would just relive your life forever....
User avatar #48 to #46 - ThePleasureman (06/23/2012) [-]
thus limbo
User avatar #44 - zapgod (06/23/2012) [-]
because i don't know whats going to happen next
#43 - realmatureguyhere (06/23/2012) [-]
What if life has no objective meaning and Nihilism is Truth?
What if we just lived life for the possibility of joy and happiness in our future?
What if everyone realized that life is just a ride, like Bill Hicks said?

We are One /watch?v=4Z9WVZddH9w
#41 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
Anytime I get high, I feel like I'm simply watching a rerun of my life, like in depth looking at my memories and I get incredibly sad...huh...
User avatar #40 - moc (06/23/2012) [-]
it would make sense >.> considering that i keep getting moments of Déjà vu
#39 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
But wouldn't you start remembering the point in life at which you started remembering your entire life? From there, it would start going all Inceptiony.
#36 - misledzach (06/23/2012) [-]
Well, in that case, i kinda wanna kill jb and obama.
User avatar #32 - ritsuka (06/23/2012) [-]
i was watching how i met your mother
and i like how they saw you only see the things you love
User avatar #29 - amonahan (06/23/2012) [-]
Yes.
#23 - sandwicheater (06/23/2012) [-]
Actually, we dream in real-time, it just seems as if our dreams go fast because we have several dreams a night throughout the 5 cycles of sleep, we actually have 3-4 dreams a night depending how long we sleep. These dreams usually end abruptly and usually we only remember the last one, sorry to ruin the post for you...
User avatar #27 to #23 - mookiez (06/23/2012) [-]
Okay, You sound a lil knowledgeable about dreams. I never remember My dreams, Ever. Maybe I'll remember 5 in a year. Any tips for remembering dreams? Kinda frustrating when One can't remember their own dreams.
User avatar #49 to #27 - ThePleasureman (06/23/2012) [-]
take nootropics like Alpha brain
User avatar #22 - newfalcon (06/23/2012) [-]
I actually think about this a lot......
User avatar #21 - megamanfan (06/23/2012) [-]
i would just fastforward ot where i have sex
#28 to #21 - mookiez (06/23/2012) [-]
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But I'm still a pathetic virgin.
User avatar #20 - chronostix (06/23/2012) [-]
can YOU remember pain? go ahead try.
#24 to #20 - imthepunkkid (06/23/2012) [-]
Yes, i have a rare, well not extremely rare, disorder that lets me, it is pretty amazing

I can remember Feelings, Scents, and Taste

Inb4 ******** , it only last a second and i haven't mastered it yet, but a small chunk of humans have this ability
User avatar #31 to #24 - mookiez (06/23/2012) [-]
Remembering taste. hhmm. Haven't had any strawberry's in a while. Remembering powers activate. I have a photo graphic memory, adhd, and mild autism. SO I have my share of awesome disorders as well.
#25 to #24 - rockstarownage (06/23/2012) [-]
wait.....i can't tell if you're being sarcastic or serious......
#26 to #25 - imthepunkkid (06/23/2012) [-]
Exactly
Exactly
#37 to #26 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
What the hell is that thing.
What the hell is that thing.
User avatar #45 to #37 - brohaa (06/23/2012) [-]
good lord man this is ******* scaryyyy uhhhghghgghgghh ._.
#42 to #37 - realmatureguyhere (06/23/2012) [-]
Poughkeepsie Tapes It's a mockumentary on a serial killer
That's one of the few scary scenes; I can't stand seeing anyone in pain
#18 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
pic related
pic related
#17 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
Freddy kruger approves
#15 - anonymous (06/22/2012) [-]
Well we can assume the memory is replied really fast, but what if you die after 1 minute of life. Your life would be reviewed with a speed of 7 times slower than normal time.
Wut..
User avatar #1 - kirkbot (06/22/2012) [-]
what if your head explodes
where's your 7 seconds then?
User avatar #2 to #1 - epicalania (06/22/2012) [-]
wait, if your head DOSNT explode, then what if when you replay your life you and up back at those seven minutes and you replay again, so that in reality you die after 7 minutes, but you never realise becuase you are living in an infinite loop, but not really becuase your just seeing an infinite loop, and after thousands of times you start to remember things, like you know the future, and this is what causes deja vu, and eventually you can tell the future, cuasing you to act differently, so you are now starting to dream instead of reliving the past, and eventually the entire thing is a dream, a random dream, and nothing is the same as last time, that is why you can no longer tell the future, and these dreams are actually paralel universes created by a being of the original or "real" universe, but you cant know that becuase every other one is really a dream, so they cant interact, but there is an infinite number of universe, and they all came from (not immediatly but inevitably) from the same "real" universe, so there is only a dream within a dream except for that first oine, which will eventually be dreamed by someone else from another universe, becuase every time a person dies from any universe another one sprouts eventually, and there is only so many things that can change, millions and billions of things can, but it is a fin ite number,and becuase the original has been "re-dreamed" then the people in that universe will do the same things, eventually, creating the same universe as the old ones, which would be the same, leading to the original again, creating an infinite loop, of UNIVERSES, and that is why miracules happen, becuase someone died and has started to alter the universe, and this also means that the whole of time, and the whole of millions of universes is squeezed into the last 7 minutes of the first person to die EVER, this would repeat itself with other people in the original universe, as well as with other and all sentient beings, creating universes,
User avatar #3 to #2 - epicalania (06/22/2012) [-]
where dinosuars still exist, and dogs can fly, and this means that god could exist, he could be the only person in the "original" universe, meaning he did create all of us, and this would mean that all religions are correct, becuase everybody to dream a dream leading towards our universe is someone who helped create our universe, so ALL religions are correct, ass well as atheists who beleive that the universe just happeed, which the original one did.becuase of this all of time actually lasts 7 minutes and also an infinite amount of time,and that everyone, everywhere, and everything exists becuase gods head DIDNT explode, meaning that we are alive becuase of pure chance, supporting atheism again, and that means we should be thankful that the "original" death didnt happen by explosions that destroyed the head, meaning we should create peace so as to help create the perfect universe in the eventual future,meaning that whoever dreamed our universe obviously lived a violent life, becuase, of what he/she dreamed, meaning that we really have no hope, and that we really where created all the same, meaning we should try for world peace, and we should try to prolong life, but give into the inevitability of death with comfort, knowing that we are in fact, immortal, and we will create untoild numbers of universes, you might even be the one who dreams of the "original" universe again, this could mean that all of creation was made by you, meaning that you made everybody, including yourself, meaning that we should worship you as someone who is worth our respect and our deferance, but we do not know who that is, so we should give our respect and deferance to any and everybody, and hope that they give us the same. this theory suggests that everything, everyone, and ev erywhere where all made randomly and for the specific perpose of creatin g everything showing that we are all in our own way, gods, meaning that we should all be nice to one another, this shows that we are way of

User avatar #5 to #3 - epicalania (06/22/2012) [-]
the course creation planned for us, meaning we are also technically "satan" or whoever you personally beleive as the perason of devine punishment, meaning that we are both perfect and damned, meaning we are truly "human" showing that we are exactly what we are meant to be and therefore perfect, and if you could prove that you where perfect, how would you expect others to treat you? would you treat them the same if they where perfect? no matter your answer, that is what you where intended to be like, meaning that you are perfect, and as such so is everyone else, meaning that you should mtreat them as such, and they should treat you as they would someone perfect, but they do not, this shows ignorance, meaning that they are meant to be ignorant of this, showing that even gods are not perfect, but to return to the point bei9ng made, if the head IS destroyed, then the most likely thing to happen is that they die imediatly, destroying countless, thousands of worlds, and slaying untold numbers of people, who where never meant to exist, but could of if we had just put down our weapons, used oyur heads that can create universes, and talked, we could cuase joy for entire universes, you could show mtrue compassion, for not one person, but for every person who ever has, is and ever will be, making you the ultimate person, who gave the ultimate sacrifice of giving up their lives (becuase you could in all likelyhood die) to give people a chance at happyness, which would, in my eyes, be the mark of the perfect person.
User avatar #9 to #5 - epicalania (06/22/2012) [-]
Please only replie to the third one, i would like to keep these together, although i think i will post them
to spread towards a wider audience
User avatar #16 to #9 - manueldomingues (06/23/2012) [-]
but who created the first person to die?

if we are created by this one "person" who is the first thing to die, what created her? or her environment?
User avatar #55 to #16 - epicalania (06/24/2012) [-]
i dunno, maybe the infinite loop created itself
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User avatar #11 to #10 - epicalania (06/22/2012) [-]
dude, i did my best, i was playing minecraft, on Skype with no microphone and typing this all at once, dont complain, most of the spellings ok, and the grammars not that bad, just really, really long sentences. which is grammatically correct, just uncommon.
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User avatar #38 to #12 - epicalania (06/23/2012) [-]
whatever, copy it into word and rewrite if you want, i dont care, if you dont want to bother, **** off
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#4 to #3 - kirkbot (06/22/2012) [-]
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> I am god
User avatar #7 to #4 - epicalania (06/22/2012) [-]
read them all
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