A horrible life.... (Nope). Life" Somewhere in the USA" When I was born, Inspected a life full of happiness. A world without evil, only peace and love. Ithought avi
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Life"
Somewhere
in the USA"
When I was born,
Inspected a life full
of happiness. A world
without evil, only
peace and love.
Ithought my mother
would love me as much
as my brothers
and sisters.
And that i could play with my father games
he would show me.
But they killed my father
gruesomer.
I was forced to watch
the beheading and from
that pointe had ht-
mares. ...every
we away you orphan
l Tour mother is new mine [l
Sometimes strangers would
come along and do weird
things to my mother.
Back then, I didnt know what
sex was.... or what people
meant with "whore" when they
saw my mother.
When i grew up, my life was a whole
tragedy.
While my mother slept with many cocks,
I realized she layed always eggs after a
while.
Those were the eggs of my brothers and
sisters, and she always tried
to put them in the cages of the other
chickens.
If they noticed it, she had to take the
eggs back and rise these childrens
without any love.
Just her passion for big cocks,
Calf
Maybe my dad was only one of the many
lovers this slut had. And she was the
reason for this horrible life I had.
Ishould be with my father.
He was the only one who could make
me smile.
I wanted to visit him. .forever....
Some of the other chickens told me
of a way you could cross to visit my
father.
First I thought it was a lie, but then
i gave it a try,
And thats why
the chicken
crossed the road
Yeah.... everything makes
by Megafeel
Fitr Pr more l
haet- therer teu' -.
mfw you just skip
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#171 - likeamoss
Reply +179 123456789123345869
(06/22/2012) [-]
Someday.................somehow..................somewhere..............for some reason.......................someone will roll this.................and when that day comes...........i will have achieved victory
#173 to #171 - welshash
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(06/22/2012) [-]
**welshash rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at Black Magic ** Here you go
#300 to #171 - pablotheescobar
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#309 to #171 - dubstrips
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#394 to #171 - anon id: c775b85c
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(06/22/2012) [-]
*roll image*
#376 to #171 - goodguygregmazz
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(06/22/2012) [-]
**goodguygregmazz rolled a random image posted in comment #183 at Remember this? ** might as well give it a try
#249 to #171 - stubbernaut
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(06/22/2012) [-]
Gives a whole new meaning to the term chicken breast...
#172 to #171 - likeamoss
Reply +106 123456789123345869
(06/22/2012) [-]
And this
#265 to #172 - julesk
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(06/22/2012) [-]
she layed always eggs

wat?
#207 to #172 - ratherfastblackman **User deleted account**
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User avatar #39 - trippypunchline
Reply +124 123456789123345869
(06/22/2012) [-]
Wow, that was the best why did the chicken cross the road story I have ever heard... that was pretty damn good
#48 - elvisestamuerto
Reply +53 123456789123345869
(06/22/2012) [-]
someone will roll this... also good job OP
#53 to #48 - torchrose
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(06/22/2012) [-]
.....I must save that....I don't know why....
#109 to #48 - extremistavenger
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(06/22/2012) [-]
This **** needs to stop, already 3 of these,
"HEY GAISE, LETS ALL ROLL FOR THIS FUNY IMAGE!" on the highest rated of this page
You assholes aren't funny, creative, and you deserve no thumbs for posting the content in the comment section with no alterations.
I swear Batman, the days when everyone rolled for dubs were way better than nowadays were all you faggots have to do is type "roll picture" and block up the comments, preventing several other users and I from seeing decent, funny comments.
/rant
In b4 I get red thumbed for not liking the most annoying, useless feature of FunnyJunk.
User avatar #196 to #109 - nogphille
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(06/22/2012) [-]
i hope your comment gets rolled...
#429 to #109 - elvisestamuerto
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(06/22/2012) [-]
Chill out and enjoy the internet you're missing the fun
#115 to #109 - anon id: 11fd0a1f
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/22/2012) [-]
Agreed
#116 to #115 - extremistavenger
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(06/22/2012) [-]
Thank you, Anon.
You are kredit to funny.
#120 to #116 - anon id: 11fd0a1f
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(06/22/2012) [-]
People will thumb down, but like it matters. They can thumb either way, it's not like they'll affect us irl.
#122 to #120 - extremistavenger
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(06/22/2012) [-]
No offense, but how are people going to tell if I'm actually talking with an anon or playing samefag to just get my point across?
#379 to #122 - anon id: 85c7433f
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(06/22/2012) [-]
People don't seem to understand that if you click hide all You hide all comments from that IP. You're not samefagging which makes you that much cooler!
damn I forgot to log in. Aw who gives a ****.
#321 - frozenpickle
Reply +42 123456789123345869
(06/22/2012) [-]
mfw chickens ****
#160 - phantomseeker
Reply +29 123456789123345869
(06/22/2012) [-]
mfw I saw the road
mfw I saw the road
User avatar #236 - fluttersparkle
Reply +27 123456789123345869
(06/22/2012) [-]
if the mother loved 'big cocks' i guess his father loved herr 'chicken breasts'.......anyone? anyone? no? okay.....
#324 - thisismahusername
Reply +23 123456789123345869
(06/22/2012) [-]
I'll just leave this here
User avatar #352 to #324 - Mawxter
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/22/2012) [-]
Someday, someone will roll this. And it will be glorious.
#409 to #352 - anon id: 1b328c52
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(06/22/2012) [-]
Gee you are so creative. Here bathe in these green thumbs you ******* sexy genius.
#363 to #324 - infested
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(06/22/2012) [-]
one day, somebody will roll that...
#331 - dinkcool
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#17 - hydromatic
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(06/21/2012) [-]
And also.. If someone rolls this.
#118 to #17 - anon id: 11fd0a1f
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(06/22/2012) [-]
Seriously, cut this **** out.