A horrible life.... (Nope). Life" Somewhere in the USA" When I was born, Inspected a life full of happiness. A world without evil, only peace and love. Ithought avi
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A horrible life...

(Nope)

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Life"
Somewhere
in the USA"
When I was born,
Inspected a life full
of happiness. A world
without evil, only
peace and love.
Ithought my mother
would love me as much
as my brothers
and sisters.
And that i could play with my father games
he would show me.
But they killed my father
gruesomer.
I was forced to watch
the beheading and from
that pointe had ht-
mares. ...every
we away you orphan
l Tour mother is new mine [l
Sometimes strangers would
come along and do weird
things to my mother.
Back then, I didnt know what
sex was.... or what people
meant with "whore" when they
saw my mother.
When i grew up, my life was a whole
tragedy.
While my mother slept with many cocks,
I realized she layed always eggs after a
while.
Those were the eggs of my brothers and
sisters, and she always tried
to put them in the cages of the other
chickens.
If they noticed it, she had to take the
eggs back and rise these childrens
without any love.
Just her passion for big cocks,
Calf
Maybe my dad was only one of the many
lovers this slut had. And she was the
reason for this horrible life I had.
Ishould be with my father.
He was the only one who could make
me smile.
I wanted to visit him. .forever....
Some of the other chickens told me
of a way you could cross to visit my
father.
First I thought it was a lie, but then
i gave it a try,
And thats why
the chicken
crossed the road
Yeah.... everything makes
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Submitted: 06/21/2012
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#171 - likeamoss (06/22/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Someday.................somehow..................somewhere..............for some reason.......................someone will roll this.................and when that day comes...........i will have achieved victory
User avatar #39 - trippypunchline (06/22/2012) [-]
Wow, that was the best why did the chicken cross the road story I have ever heard... that was pretty damn good
#48 - elvisestamuerto (06/22/2012) [+] (9 replies)
someone will roll this... also good job OP
#321 - frozenpickle (06/22/2012) [-]
mfw chickens ****
#160 - phantomseeker ONLINE (06/22/2012) [-]
mfw I saw the road
mfw I saw the road
User avatar #236 - fluttersparkle (06/22/2012) [-]
if the mother loved 'big cocks' i guess his father loved herr 'chicken breasts'.......anyone? anyone? no? okay.....
#324 - thisismahusername (06/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I'll just leave this here
User avatar #299 - textextdoubletext (06/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Whenever I hear "Why did the chicken cross the road?" I think of a *********** solution which ruined my childhood.


It's not talking the sides of the road, it's talking about life and death, man. It was a suicide.



He crossed the road to get to the OTHER SIDE.



Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
#17 - hydromatic (06/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And also.. If someone rolls this.
#202 - YUSEIWHAT (06/22/2012) [-]
Wow, I both laughed and had some feels. Well done. xD
Wow, I both laughed and had some feels. Well done. xD
#204 - muuuuuuuuuuh (06/22/2012) [-]
<mfw chicken rape
#275 - hylebus ONLINE (06/22/2012) [-]
#224 - iameli (06/22/2012) [-]
Did... did I just watch chicken porn?
#167 - hyeroshi (06/22/2012) [-]
I had a hard feel going on, but when it hit the stoners my feel left with any other emotion I had.
#82 - mrgoodbunny (06/22/2012) [-]
It was a funny post until you decided to fag it up with weed at the end.
#192 - ortonja (06/22/2012) [-]
I see what you did there.
User avatar #170 - rodm (06/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Why the **** do i have a boner.
#4 - anonymous (06/21/2012) [+] (6 replies)
wow, this chicken porn made me hard as ****
#35 to #4 - Cheyne (06/22/2012) [-]
It really raised your cock eh?
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