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#111 - TehTy
Reply +40
(06/22/2012) [-]
Okay, here's my wish.
After much consideration, my wish that, for one day.
Only one day.
When people ate anything, not matter what it was, they inexplicably said "nom" with absolute no control.
No matter where in the world you were, no matter how loud or quite you ate, you would have to say "nom" while eating.
Just imagine. In hours it would become an epidemic. There would be news reports over such a small thing, acting like it's the most important thing in the world. There may even be hysteria. But in the end, nobody would get hurt, nobody would benefit from it, and nobody could explain it.
Ontop of that, the next day, nobody would have any idea what the **** happened to them yesterday that made the say "nom", and all they now know is that they don't do it today. People would wonder for days, months, even years or centuries on why that ONE day, they HAD to say "nom"
And I would sit back an watch it all go down.
#170 to #111 - randomlunchbox
Reply +2
(06/22/2012) [-]
Or make it into a holiday were it happens annually.