Title. I have never laughed that much. Period, ever.. Cl Anonymous (/ 11( leled) : 33 No. 86997261 ress up as plague doctor. down the street to Mcdonalds. 1/ al OP
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Title. I have never laughed that much. Period, ever.. Cl Anonymous (/ 11( leled) : 33 No. 86997261 ress up as plague doctor. down the street to Mcdonalds. 1/ al

I have never laughed that much. Period, ever.

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Cl Anonymous (/ 11( leled) : 33 No. 86997261
ress up as plague doctor.
down the street to Mcdonalds.
1/ alk in and palliate the counter.
blond girl turns around and screams.
en my deep mice.
5 . fiend down then leap onto the counter.
s'. 5 down the register and .
kiu Braise my hands in the air
storms from behind seme machines with a pissed offload.
elite a Md spin and kick seme fat kids the ground.
You are fat. You do not need this."
my hat at the manager andjust offere counter.
earn fer deer and see this bitch./ hot girl.
senior year of high school.
is eating seme fries and stops and stares at me with a epin mouth.
Reprint to her.
bag full effaces and slap hurwitz them.
screams as he grabs me-
and slap him adress the face.
me- Male of brown skin"
earn out of store alter I sparta kicked the deer.
earn heme and walked back with out my costume.
the sign with the rte dogs shut.
eta plague the Cross out thing en it.
AOL
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Views: 69473 Submitted: 06/21/2012
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#3 - tehrealfluttershy
Reply +157
(06/21/2012) [-]
One question I wonder here. Where the hell does anyone get a legit plague doctor suit?
#4 to #3 - sergejkarkarov
Reply 0
(06/21/2012) [-]
do it yourself?
#347 to #3 - bchilaxin
Reply +1
(06/22/2012) [-]
I've got a series of images describing how to make your own i think from creepypasta
1/4
#348 to #347 - bchilaxin
Reply +1
(06/22/2012) [-]
2/4
#349 to #348 - bchilaxin
Reply +1
(06/22/2012) [-]
3/4
#350 to #349 - bchilaxin
Reply +1
(06/22/2012) [-]
aaaaaand 4/4
#352 to #350 - theoriginalzombie
Reply +1
(06/22/2012) [-]
Do I look like a rocket scientist?
#353 to #352 - bchilaxin
Reply +1
(06/22/2012) [-]
my thoughts as well, just trying to help out
#10 to #3 - iridescent
Reply +139
(06/21/2012) [-]
You need to login to view this link they've got fast delivery too.
#23 to #10 - satyrn
Reply +131
(06/21/2012) [-]
I clicked it. You had one idiot excited for about three seconds :(

#36 to #32 - whitcher
Reply +10
(06/21/2012) [-]
That one's a bit... gimp-y.
#42 to #36 - mjdjoy
Reply +16
(06/21/2012) [-]
...Yes
...Yes
#92 to #10 - anon
Reply 0
(06/22/2012) [-]
successful troll is successful.
#87 - doctrine
Reply +80
(06/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#289 - chubbybunnies
Reply +75
(06/22/2012) [-]
>be me, 10 years of age
>a little hefty
>be poor
>only get food when goes to school
>eat as much as i can to stay healthy
>be walking home
>find a 5 dollar bill
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>never get icecream family cant afford it
>see mcdonalds
>go order a mcflurry
>get one bite
>crazy crow comes into store
>kicks ice cream from my hand
>calls me fat
>MFW
#105 - tibialun
Reply +39
(06/22/2012) [-]
>Guy in stupid costume walks into my local McDonald's
>Setting there on my latptop, look up to see weird **** going down
>Guy screams out PURRRRIIIFFFFFFYYYY and everyone starts yelling
>Guy flips his **** knocking over register by jumping on counter
>Guy does a cool spin move, and kicks a frosty out of a fat kid's hand
>Manager comes out trying to grab him
>Guy in costume slaps him, and kicks open the door running out after slapping a girl with her order of fries
>MFW
#167 to #105 - Athiest
Reply +7
(06/22/2012) [-]
> McDonalds
> Frosty
#196 to #167 - tibialun
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(06/22/2012) [-]
#5 - corundum
Reply +4
(06/21/2012) [-]
I still don't understand why the hell plague doctors wore bird masks...
#20 to #5 - chuckstein
Reply -6
(06/21/2012) [-]
The long nose was made so they could spiritually inhale the disease out of the infected people.
#16 to #5 - rudeboyfrenzy
Reply -1
(06/21/2012) [-]
They also believed that the scary mask would repel evil spirits and demons
#13 to #5 - onefifthcooler
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#21 to #5 - techketzer
Reply +21
(06/21/2012) [-]
They put flowers and nice smelling herbs into that beak because back then people thought diseases were transmitted by foul smells.

Which is somewhat accurate, seeing that most things that smell bad also can spread disease, but they took the smell part too literally.
#6 to #5 - geobeo
Reply +34
(06/21/2012) [-]
they believed that diceases spreads from the air so they put herbs in their masks to protect them from diceases

(sorry for the bad english)
#7 to #6 - corundum
Reply 0
(06/21/2012) [-]
But... why not a more simple mask?
#19 to #7 - doombunni
Reply +2
(06/21/2012) [-]
The long beak was filled with herbs and didn't block vision, that's about as simple as you can get.
#8 to #7 - geobeo
Reply +1
(06/21/2012) [-]
no idea... its probably something historical.
#64 to #7 - zombiebacon ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/22/2012) [-]
Some also believed that through a scary outfit, you could scare the disease out of them. The herbs also helped because they were working around a ton of dead, rotting bodies. Before you ask why they thought disease could be scared out, doctors be crazy.
#9 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(06/21/2012) [-]
The herbs go in the beak.
#11 to #7 - irishlawyer
Reply -5
(06/21/2012) [-]
probably for the irony, as birds spread diseases
#14 to #7 - carchariasthefurry
Reply -15
(06/21/2012) [-]
>disease spreads through air
>birds fly through the air
>birds aren't getting the disease
>therefor, birds would make the perfect doctors, because they can't get the disease
>they pretend to be birds
>so they can be the perfect doctors
#17 to #14 - corundum
Reply +24
(06/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#18 to #17 - carchariasthefurry
Reply 0
(06/21/2012) [-]
It's a guess, okay?
#22 to #18 - aabye
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#97 to #14 - numfortytwo
Reply 0
(06/22/2012) [-]
i don't care if it was wrong, it was ******* hilarious
#127 - mathcow
Reply +30
(06/22/2012) [-]
This one still holds my spot of favourite
#300 to #127 - kirliathehedgehog
Reply 0
(06/22/2012) [-]
this one is my favorite
#131 to #127 - IceViper
Reply +1
(06/22/2012) [-]
the descriptiveness of that post is what makes it so ******* hilarious
#156 to #127 - adambombgoesboom
Reply +1
(06/22/2012) [-]
perfect. just perfect.
#142 to #127 - jettaelas
Reply +2
(06/22/2012) [-]
Funniest thing I have ever seen. Thank you.
Funniest thing I have ever seen. Thank you.
#134 to #127 - biograde
Reply +5
(06/22/2012) [-]
brilliant
#53 - matttimm
Reply +28
(06/22/2012) [-]
"PURRRRIFFFFYYYYYYYYY!"
"PURRRRIFFFFYYYYYYYYY!"
#31 - ishalltroll
Reply +27
(06/21/2012) [-]
"Unhand me. Male of brown skin"
#226 - trollzorr
Reply +23
(06/22/2012) [-]
Unhand me male of brown skin, ****** brilliant
#84 - ragingbrony ONLINE
Reply +22
(06/22/2012) [-]
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