Man Card. A discussion between some of my facebook friends. I don't drive you home, TMS.. Evan- Men! I need signatures in a petition to revoke Matthew' s man ca
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Man Card

A discussion between some of my facebook friends.

I don't drive you home, TMS.

Evan-
Men! I need signatures in a petition to revoke Matthew' s man card
after his attendance of a the Direction Concert last night. Please
Support the Cause.
Unlike - Comment . Follow Post - hours ago new ms Angeles
sh 2 others we taus.
Sarah-,- he went to one direction and i didn‘ t....
what is going on in this world
Hi hours ago- Unlike -
Lucasyo' seen this before. it' s a rare
neuro degenerative male condition known " Relinquish
idem. Eberyone, please try to be supportive. This is
a dreadful affliction that affects thousands of Americans each
year- Sadly, treatment options are quite limited. lithe disease
hasn' t progressed, rehabilitation with quality music can often
do the trick., However, concert attendance is one symptom of
the advanced stage of the ailment. I' m afraid there is nothing
we can do for our friend Sour. Matt only has a few days
left before his ipod is lled with boy bands, ****** Btas RAM,
and bubblegum pop. Raising awareness is key. Don' t let other
good men in your life fall prey to this terrible disease. Start a
Jazz, metal, or classical outreach program in your
neighborhood to help potential victims before the illness has
a chance to set in.
9 hours ago , Unlike - nit 5
II Eano ‘nu. my good friend, have just won the
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#6 - Womens Study Major (06/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
So you can watch MLP, no problem. Attend a concert, you're a faggot? Funnyjunk logic.
User avatar #10 to #6 - vicsix ONLINE (06/20/2012) [-]
No, a good majority of people o funnyjunk believe all bronies are faggots.
#34 - choclategum (06/20/2012) [-]
"						******					 90's R&B"
" ****** 90's R&B"
#7 - mclaughlinar (06/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
... I kinda like them



***** catchy yo
#14 - jetmb (06/20/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Just listen to some motha ****** gangsta rap and go hard in da paint ***** and bust in somebodies and **** somebodies bitch and drank somebodies drank and then bust that ***** in the mouth with yo glock matic *****
#23 - popadoo (06/20/2012) [+] (6 replies)
What if he likes One Direction? I know I, and most people here, don't. Why is that reason to mock someone for liking it?
#37 - supamonkey (06/20/2012) [-]
"Push ten cc's of Judas Priest stat!"
User avatar #81 - blokrokker (06/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I've literally never heard of One Direction. Just putting that out there.
User avatar #79 - narlydude (06/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I love how all the moralfag hypocrites who love MLP who claim you can like whatever you want are going: "HURR DURR WE TAKE YOUR MANCARD, HAHA THIS GUY WON THE INTERNET, ARENT WE RANDOM? LULZ, YOLO"

If he wants to like something with no artistic value its up to him.

Thumb me down all the **** you want

+3
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#2 - somedudeandahobo (06/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
He will be missed
He will be missed
User avatar #45 - glamoiglia (06/20/2012) [+] (14 replies)
Some people don't take music that seriously and are okay with simply, contrived music that will get old quickly. They don't care that it doesn't satisfy you, and you look like an asshole for criticizing it.

At work last night, a coworker was playing some Pop music, and I swear, the chorus only had four or five notes in it. I was going to point it out, but then I remembered "this guy probably can't hear that there are only four or five notes in it, and enjoys it regardless. I'd just be acting like a dick."
#44 - bookinninetynine (06/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
They're insecure,
They know what for.
When their songs play,
I just walk out the do-o-or.
I don't Know why
they even try.
'Cause when they do,
They make me wanna cry-y-y.
Their songs were written by a gay computer,
A gay computer that wants to date yo-ou
(Chorus)
Oh-oh-oh and by the way they're too old for you,
So why do you even think they'll go out with you?
So don't you say "Harry's mine!"
Cause it won't be true.
You dont know-o-ow
You dont know they're terrible.
If only you saw what i could see,
You'd understand why i hate them so horribly
Right now i'm looking at them and i can't believe
You dont know-o-ow
You dont know they're terrible. oh oh
That's what make them terrible
#65 to #44 - anewswens (06/20/2012) [-]
I hope you copy and pasted that, cuz if not, you worked way too hard on that buddy.
User avatar #66 - theplankof (06/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
woah woah woah......2 Evans in a row! i guess i have a popular name :3
User avatar #77 to #76 - theplankof (06/20/2012) [-]
no way....that Evan is a badass
User avatar #55 - Tyranitar (06/20/2012) [-]
Had no problem with them until teenage girls kept requesting their same goddamn song to be played on the radio 6 times in a row while I was on the bus and the driver wouldn't change the station.

I don't give a **** if she doesn't know she's beautiful
User avatar #51 - Aspirin (06/20/2012) [-]
I don't follow show-biz news (thank **** I don't)... what's One Direction?
User avatar #11 - sweetnothings (06/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
and if he was willing to sacrifice his hearing for two hours while he took the girl he's been crushing on/ in a relationship with then would he be awarded more manliness points?
User avatar #84 - zhitman (06/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
> Implying jazz metal and classical are the only good music genres
#62 - Womens Study Major (06/20/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at Title ** canyoudiepls.
User avatar #38 - thekinganon (06/20/2012) [-]
Lauryn Hill crappy 90's R&B? I dont think so.
#13 - Womens Study Major (06/20/2012) [-]
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant
"If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honor.

Not from this album....but there's some ******* music for ya.
#3 - JustTheTip (06/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**JustTheTip rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Beating Heart ** what the **** is one direction? and no im not googling it
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