Man Card. A discussion between some of my facebook friends. I don't drive you home, TMS.. Evan- Men! I need signatures in a petition to revoke Matthew' s man ca
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Man Card

A discussion between some of my facebook friends.

I don't drive you home, TMS.

Evan-
Men! I need signatures in a petition to revoke Matthew' s man card
after his attendance of a the Direction Concert last night. Please
Support the Cause.
Unlike - Comment . Follow Post - hours ago new ms Angeles
sh 2 others we taus.
Sarah-,- he went to one direction and i didn‘ t....
what is going on in this world
Hi hours ago- Unlike -
Lucasyo' seen this before. it' s a rare
neuro degenerative male condition known " Relinquish
idem. Eberyone, please try to be supportive. This is
a dreadful affliction that affects thousands of Americans each
year- Sadly, treatment options are quite limited. lithe disease
hasn' t progressed, rehabilitation with quality music can often
do the trick., However, concert attendance is one symptom of
the advanced stage of the ailment. I' m afraid there is nothing
we can do for our friend Sour. Matt only has a few days
left before his ipod is lled with boy bands, ****** Btas RAM,
and bubblegum pop. Raising awareness is key. Don' t let other
good men in your life fall prey to this terrible disease. Start a
Jazz, metal, or classical outreach program in your
neighborhood to help potential victims before the illness has
a chance to set in.
9 hours ago , Unlike - nit 5
II Eano ‘nu. my good friend, have just won the
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User avatar #84 - zhitman (06/20/2012) [-]
> Implying jazz metal and classical are the only good music genres
User avatar #86 to #84 - princenarnode (06/20/2012) [-]
better than pop and boy bands for sure lol
User avatar #87 to #86 - zhitman (06/20/2012) [-]
Of course, I just feel a little left out for being an EDM-fag. Maybe it's just me being a whiner
User avatar #90 to #87 - princenarnode (06/20/2012) [-]
well I can appreciate (not necessarily like) music that isn't rap hip hop pop or boy bands , you know tht kind of deal.
User avatar #81 - blokrokker (06/20/2012) [-]
I've literally never heard of One Direction. Just putting that out there.
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User avatar #82 to #81 - sunice (06/20/2012) [-]
First I heard about them was when they copied the Abbey Road album cover and I instantly hated them for it
User avatar #79 - narlydude (06/20/2012) [-]
I love how all the moralfag hypocrites who love MLP who claim you can like whatever you want are going: "HURR DURR WE TAKE YOUR MANCARD, HAHA THIS GUY WON THE INTERNET, ARENT WE RANDOM? LULZ, YOLO"

If he wants to like something with no artistic value its up to him.

Thumb me down all the **** you want

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User avatar #83 to #80 - elitetroll (06/20/2012) [-]
i agree, also those ******* could have made rea;l music and those pop loving ***** could have all liked real music if all the pop ******* started making real music.
#75 - eruptinganus (06/20/2012) [-]
I agree with most of this post but 90's R&B was not rubbish
User avatar #66 - theplankof (06/20/2012) [-]
woah woah woah......2 Evans in a row! i guess i have a popular name :3
User avatar #76 to #66 - kingrayne (06/20/2012) [-]
It's the same Evan both times.
User avatar #77 to #76 - theplankof (06/20/2012) [-]
no way....that Evan is a badass
#62 - anonymous (06/20/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at Title ** canyoudiepls.
User avatar #55 - Tyranitar (06/20/2012) [-]
Had no problem with them until teenage girls kept requesting their same goddamn song to be played on the radio 6 times in a row while I was on the bus and the driver wouldn't change the station.

I don't give a **** if she doesn't know she's beautiful
User avatar #51 - Aspirin (06/20/2012) [-]
I don't follow show-biz news (thank **** I don't)... what's One Direction?
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#48 - funkmasterflex (06/20/2012) [-]
One Direction doesn't really bother me, their songs are catchy as **** O_O
User avatar #45 - glamoiglia (06/20/2012) [-]
Some people don't take music that seriously and are okay with simply, contrived music that will get old quickly. They don't care that it doesn't satisfy you, and you look like an ******* for criticizing it.

At work last night, a coworker was playing some Pop music, and I swear, the chorus only had four or five notes in it. I was going to point it out, but then I remembered "this guy probably can't hear that there are only four or five notes in it, and enjoys it regardless. I'd just be acting like a dick."
User avatar #52 to #45 - goldenpotato (06/20/2012) [-]
I dunno, it just irritates me.
User avatar #57 to #52 - glamoiglia (06/20/2012) [-]
It irritates me, too. But unless someone's playing Nicki Minaj, I'm not going to say anything.

Well, or the "Hip-Hop" that isn't even poetic or rhythmic. The kind that is just arhythmic, monotonal mumbling. I can't think of an example, but I've heard a lot of it.
User avatar #59 to #57 - goldenpotato (06/20/2012) [-]
I think I know what you mean, low-talking over a amateur beat. Right?
User avatar #60 to #59 - glamoiglia (06/20/2012) [-]
Yeah. People are lowering their bars for what they find entertaining in music, I guess. Or the music industry is lowering people's bars for them so they don't have to try as hard to make a new song that sells big.
User avatar #61 to #60 - goldenpotato (06/20/2012) [-]
"Simple things entertain simple minds."

I'd say it's more of the latter.
User avatar #63 to #61 - glamoiglia (06/20/2012) [-]
But the industry has a role in making the minds simpler, I think, since they choose what the popular music is.
User avatar #64 to #63 - goldenpotato (06/20/2012) [-]
True, true. Back when, people just made music, and if people liked it it became popular. Back when music was better.
User avatar #67 to #64 - glamoiglia (06/20/2012) [-]
I wouldn't say better. Actually, I'd argue that some music today is more creative than some of the most respected music in the 60's and 70's.

Also, lots of stupid music was made back then, but it's all forgotten. Still, the industry's process wasn't as refined for marketing what people would buy. Music almost always sold by albums, so they'd be making a good amount of money whether someone liked one song on an album or all the songs on an album. These days, the industry has to adjust because people can just buy one song at a time.
User avatar #68 to #67 - goldenpotato (06/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, that is true. I think I only said that because a lot of the music I listen to is older. I mean, not all of it, but a lot of it.
User avatar #69 to #68 - glamoiglia (06/20/2012) [-]
That's how it was for me, but now I mainly listen to music made within the past decade or so. The earliest I go is late 80's/early 90's Shoegaze.
User avatar #72 to #69 - goldenpotato (06/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, me too. A lot of 90's gangsta rap and some earlier classic rap. The occasional funk as well, which can't be too old.
User avatar #71 to #69 - goldenpotato (06/20/2012) [-]
"Shoegaze"?
User avatar #74 to #73 - goldenpotato (06/20/2012) [-]
I like it.
#44 - bookinninetynine (06/20/2012) [-]
They're insecure,
They know what for.
When their songs play,
I just walk out the do-o-or.
I don't Know why
they even try.
'Cause when they do,
They make me wanna cry-y-y.
Their songs were written by a gay computer,
A gay computer that wants to date yo-ou
(Chorus)
Oh-oh-oh and by the way they're too old for you,
So why do you even think they'll go out with you?
So don't you say "Harry's mine!"
Cause it won't be true.
You dont know-o-ow
You dont know they're terrible.
If only you saw what i could see,
You'd understand why i hate them so horribly
Right now i'm looking at them and i can't believe
You dont know-o-ow
You dont know they're terrible. oh oh
That's what make them terrible
#65 to #44 - anewswens (06/20/2012) [-]
I hope you copy and pasted that, cuz if not, you worked way too hard on that buddy.
#78 to #65 - bookinninetynine (06/20/2012) [-]
i worked on that many moons ago
i worked on that many moons ago
User avatar #38 - thekinganon (06/20/2012) [-]
Lauryn Hill crappy 90's R&B? I dont think so.
#37 - supamonkey (06/20/2012) [-]
"Push ten cc's of Judas Priest stat!"
#34 - choclategum (06/20/2012) [-]
"						******					 90's R&B"
" ****** 90's R&B"
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#23 - popadoo (06/20/2012) [-]
What if he likes One Direction? I know I, and most people here, don't. Why is that reason to mock someone for liking it?
#56 to #23 - goldenpotato (06/20/2012) [-]
Because opinions.
Because opinions.
User avatar #41 to #23 - hnicole (06/20/2012) [-]
Because this is the internet, and for some reason, that's how it works around here.
I'm sure if I were 13 again, I'd probably like them.
#39 to #23 - ilovegir (06/20/2012) [-]
Because they suck.
#25 to #23 - anonymous (06/20/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6157193 at FJ Pony Thread ** i bet you do like them you pony ******* gay ****
User avatar #28 to #26 - theavatarspupil (06/20/2012) [-]
.........................loving and tolerating bitches
#14 - jetmb (06/20/2012) [-]
Just listen to some motha ****** gangsta rap and go hard in da paint ***** and bust in somebodies and **** somebodies bitch and drank somebodies drank and then bust that ***** in the mouth with yo glock matic *****
#58 to #14 - goldenpotato (06/20/2012) [-]
Gangsta rap isn't that bad.

Ever heard of N.W.A., Eazy-E? B.G. Knocc Out & Dresta The Gangsta? Even Ice-Cube is pretty good.

If you actually listened to any artists worth mentioning, maybe you would like it.
#91 to #58 - jetmb (06/20/2012) [-]
I don't like gangsta rap because it does't resonate with me. I enjoy Tech N9ne, Hopsin, Lil' Wayne, some Drake, 8 Ball & MJG (could be gangsta rap, but I don't get that vibe when listening), UGK, Eminem, Tyga...
User avatar #93 to #91 - goldenpotato (06/21/2012) [-]
But I really don't like Lil' Wayne or Drake, they're too Pop for me.
User avatar #92 to #91 - goldenpotato (06/21/2012) [-]
I'm Spanish, of course it doesn't resonate with me, but I like it. It's real, and to the point. I keep hearing people say Tech N9ne is good, I'm pretty sure I listened to them at one point.
#94 to #92 - jetmb (06/21/2012) [-]
I like Lil' Wayne's use of figurative language. A few examples: "I talk **** , so I guess I defecate to conversate;" "I nearly drowned in the ***** , so I swam to her butt;" "Woman of my dreams; I never sleep, so I can't find her;" "I leave'm dead in the livingroom: LIVINGROOM, get it;" "Karma is a bitch, but just make sure that bitch is beautiful (good deeds);" "Today I went shopping and talking is still cheap;" "Eat her till she cry, call it wine and dine."

As for Tech N9ne, he's the number 1 independent rapper. His beats are amazing and the mastering is too. The fact that he tells his life through a mic to people who are complete strangers is great too. Most of the time he doesn't diss anybody except himself because he knows that he puts himself in the positions he's in. Unlike other rappers. Not only that, but some of his songs like Real Killer picture him as some psycho, but the song itself is about how he is against abortion, but if you don't listen and think; you miss the meaning.
User avatar #21 to #14 - dinopoopsicle (06/20/2012) [-]
I cried at glock-matic of laughter thumb for you sir
#15 to #14 - sexypotato (06/20/2012) [-]
I really hope youre kidding
#16 to #15 - jetmb (06/20/2012) [-]
Yes I am. I hate gangsta rap.
#17 to #16 - sexypotato (06/20/2012) [-]
Thank god... I need to spend less time on facebook, some people truly are retarded
Thank god... I need to spend less time on facebook, some people truly are retarded
#20 to #17 - anonymous (06/20/2012) [-]
ay ***** **** you ***** i kill yo ass wit my nine straight my *****
#29 to #20 - theavatarspupil (06/20/2012) [-]
made me think of this
#13 - anonymous (06/20/2012) [-]
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant
"If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honor.

Not from this album....but there's some ******* music for ya.
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