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Use the Force

Use the Force. Don't run with light sabers. Come on, we'd all accidentally kill someone if we got one of these. Subscribe and Friend . Hmm. I wonder what this i

Don't run with light sabers. Come on, we'd all accidentally kill someone if we got one of these.
Subscribe and Friend

Hmm. I wonder
what this is. A
flashlight maybe?
IT' S A REAL
f. YA." Just think of
could have
with this!
With this lightsaber, I shall rule the
Hey, what does this
button do?
SUBSCRIBE FIND FF': Iel' Iel .
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#59 - YourAnalProbe (06/19/2012) [-]
Lightsabers don't make you bleed, because they cauterize the wound.

Just kidding, only posted because five people below said that and I am a bandwagoning faggot
#317 to #59 - fuckingjigsaw (06/20/2012) [-]
mfw that picture
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#89 to #59 - sachumo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#70 - yowhatsup (06/19/2012) [-]
>mfw I thought he said "a fleshlight maybe?"
User avatar #132 to #70 - cortanix (06/19/2012) [-]
Wait, he didn't say that?
User avatar #76 to #70 - heartlessrobot (06/19/2012) [-]
Imagine if he tried using it like one and it turned on.
#188 to #187 - yipkendu (06/19/2012) [-]
**yipkendu rolls 55**
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#209 to #195 - austinschut has deleted their comment [-]
#252 to #204 - slowerbread (06/19/2012) [-]
I just read this for the first time. I absolutely love it.
User avatar #257 to #252 - redwolfradolf (06/19/2012) [-]
IKR?
#264 to #257 - slowerbread (06/19/2012) [-]
It is just so perfect. I got serious feels.
User avatar #266 to #264 - redwolfradolf (06/19/2012) [-]
and it gets feelier
#268 to #266 - slowerbread (06/19/2012) [-]
I almost cried at one point. I'm waiting for the next one to be posted.
User avatar #269 to #268 - redwolfradolf (06/19/2012) [-]
same here.
#270 to #269 - slowerbread (06/19/2012) [-]
I showed it to one of my friends and without reading it, he deemed me a "retarded furfag"...
User avatar #272 to #270 - redwolfradolf (06/19/2012) [-]
sucks bro.
ever read "freefall"?
#274 to #272 - slowerbread (06/20/2012) [-]
No, is that another one of the same author?
#281 to #274 - slowerbread (06/20/2012) [-]
I checked it out and realized I have tried it before. I don't care for the style of the content. Twokinds was perfect
User avatar #377 to #281 - redwolfradolf (06/20/2012) [-]
understandable.
#192 to #188 - anon (06/19/2012) [-]
Nice.
#108 - Forfunaccount (06/19/2012) [-]
The lightsaber isn't parallel.
My OCD will kill me.
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User avatar #176 to #172 - Forfunaccount (06/19/2012) [-]
I mean that it's not straight.
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#203 to #179 - anon (06/19/2012) [-]
No. Supplementary means it adds up with its other angle to ninety degrees. A supplementary lightsaber would look like an L.
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User avatar #183 to #179 - Forfunaccount (06/19/2012) [-]
Well........yes. But I was thinking that the two lightsaber parts would touch if they were to go in both directions. So I only focused on what you said about parallel.
My apologies.
#135 to #108 - candyskeleton (06/19/2012) [-]
Here, have a new one.
#110 to #108 - robopuppy (06/19/2012) [-]
terribly sorry, old chap.
#182 - spyderbro (06/19/2012) [-]
He got Darth Mauled...
User avatar #213 to #211 - redwolfradolf (06/19/2012) [-]
oh ME....
#216 to #213 - spyderbro (06/19/2012) [-]
oh yea.
oh yea.
#271 - I Am Monkey (06/19/2012) [-]
You wouldn't be bleeding because the lightsaber would cauterize the wound.
/nerd
User avatar #306 to #271 - swagadile (06/20/2012) [-]
i was thinking the same thing. a thumb for you sir
User avatar #273 to #271 - robopuppy (06/19/2012) [-]
you might wanna check the conversations on this in the comments, you know, if you wanna be outnerded.
#215 - supermegasherman (06/19/2012) [-]
False: the lightsaber would sear the wound. no blood would be present.
User avatar #218 to #215 - robopuppy (06/19/2012) [-]
I would like you to read one of the debates below, there has actually been a conclusion reached on this issue.
User avatar #220 to #218 - supermegasherman (06/19/2012) [-]
i didn't read the comments yet, i guess i should do that now
User avatar #222 to #220 - robopuppy (06/19/2012) [-]
it's quite an interesting discussion.
#288 - cometfire (06/20/2012) [-]
**cometfire rolls 04**
#112 - extremezone (06/19/2012) [-]
*alternative
#341 - gatodelfuego (06/20/2012) [-]
I couldn't resist
#295 - cannedsmarties (06/20/2012) [-]
**cannedsmarties rolled a random image posted in comment #261 at Not For Kids ** MFW I stab myself with a lightsaber...
#120 - iamzombie (06/19/2012) [-]
fixed for you Men In Black fans
User avatar #142 to #120 - retrochris (06/19/2012) [-]
Wouldn't it be cooler if 1st pane = 3rd pane?^^
#149 to #120 - thisismahusername (06/19/2012) [-]
To infinity and beyond!
User avatar #207 to #149 - killerliquid (06/19/2012) [-]
I only realized after i read it....
#125 to #120 - grogovic (06/19/2012) [-]
This image has expired
MIB Thread pls.
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User avatar #78 to #77 - robopuppy (06/19/2012) [-]
Congrats, that is probably my new favorite piece of "fan vandalizm" on one of my comics.
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#326 - docxy (06/20/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#330 to #326 - anon (06/20/2012) [-]
kk so whats the name of this show?
User avatar #333 to #330 - sineztro (06/20/2012) [-]
Venture brothers, its the episode where they have a garage sale
#332 to #330 - anon (06/20/2012) [-]
i even thumbed this can you please tell me so i can watch it
#336 to #326 - anon (06/20/2012) [-]
MONARCH HENCHMEN'S REACTION...
#167 - iseeafaggot **User deleted account** (06/19/2012) [-]
Edited it...
(may have to enlarge)
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#350 - Z A H A (06/20/2012) [-]
If a light saber hit you you would not bleed from the wound for it would instantly clot the wound.

just sayin
User avatar #351 to #350 - robopuppy (06/20/2012) [-]
There's actually been a discussion about this in the comments that prove that statement wrong for this kind of wound. Just sayin
User avatar #354 to #351 - Z A H A (06/20/2012) [-]
how? its a light saber... the immense heat from that controlled area would burn the wound instantly, which would cause the blood to clot
User avatar #359 to #354 - robopuppy (06/20/2012) [-]
yes, and it would be so sudden to so many important arteries that there would be a bursting of some further up since a lot would be clogged this would cause bleeding further away than the area a lightsaber could cauterize.
User avatar #362 to #359 - Z A H A (06/20/2012) [-]
that would cause internal bleeding, hence his bleeding from the mouth, but from the actual wound it would still cauterize
User avatar #363 to #362 - robopuppy (06/20/2012) [-]
it could cause the skin to burst if you cut off enough exits
User avatar #364 to #363 - Z A H A (06/20/2012) [-]
but the laser doesnt have the power to push, just **** up what it touches, there wouldn't be any pressure from when the laser opens it would just cut through
#387 to #364 - anon (06/20/2012) [-]
User avatar #365 to #364 - robopuppy (06/20/2012) [-]
first off a lightsaber isn't a laser it is a plasma beam. Second the blood would cause the arteries to burst, your heart would still pump and there would be no other way out.
User avatar #369 to #365 - saltpower (06/20/2012) [-]
But the blood wouldn't come out that fast with the light saber inside him.
User avatar #375 to #369 - robopuppy (06/20/2012) [-]
it would burst out of other places because of the pressure,
User avatar #376 to #375 - saltpower (06/20/2012) [-]
He was bleeding out of the hole he was stabbed in.
#366 to #365 - Z A H A (06/20/2012) [-]
i doubt the arteries would have enough pressure to pump out of the burned cauterized wound.    
Path of least resistance.   
   
Arguing over the internet is pointless, you have your opinion and i have mine.    
   
i bid you a good day
i doubt the arteries would have enough pressure to pump out of the burned cauterized wound.
Path of least resistance.

Arguing over the internet is pointless, you have your opinion and i have mine.

i bid you a good day
#356 to #354 - anon (06/20/2012) [-]
I think you mean cauterise.
User avatar #357 to #356 - Z A H A (06/20/2012) [-]
yeah yeah, too tired to care about grammar on the internet right now
#390 to #351 - anon (06/20/2012) [-]
Darth Maul got cut in half and he didn't bleed. (though he did exhale some evaporated blood)
User avatar #391 to #390 - robopuppy (06/20/2012) [-]
If you haven't noticed, Lucas tried to make the earlier movies less gory. And to even try and use them them for accuracy to counter the original trilogy (where there is blood when limbs are cut off) is a disgrace to IV,V, or VI.
#325 - Yojimbo (06/20/2012) [-]
I've seen all the Star Wars movies more times than I can count, and my first guess was that it was a dildo. DAMN YOU INTERNET, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!
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