What bendingtime has taught me.. This is a description. A poor one at that, but still.. As someone who has never seen a single episode of either Avatar or Korra korra Bendingtime avatar fuck your cabbages Bolin mako tenzin tags amon
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What bendingtime has taught me.. This is a description. A poor one at that, but still.. As someone who has never seen a single episode of either Avatar or Korra

This is a description. A poor one at that, but still.

As someone who has never seen a single episode
of either Avatar or Korra, all my knowledge of
these two shows comes from posts on the inernet,
generally here on Funnyjunk. This is what I'
learned so far...
This buff eskimo chick with the
power to control all but one of the
elements used to be a super
powerful bald asian kid in a past
life with blue arrows in place of
any form of body hair, excluding
his Honest Abe beard once he grew
Don' t know much about this guy,
except that people like to mess
with some scene where he has
some flowers and a red ferret-
looking thing on his shoulder. Also
that one lady
messed with his zipper. Speaking
of which.
Lin is the chief of police,
or something like that.
Also, do not search Lin,
Korra without safesearch
on. She had a relationship
with Tenzin, and her
Amon equalized her mother was a blind girl
recently. Now you all named Toph.
hate him again.
W _ 7* Amon is basically Hitler.
t y He equalizes benders
d and doesn' t afraid of
anything, Also benders
killed his family,
possibly ******* up his
face in the process. Not
sure on that part. He
thought it was funny.
Ditto for Make. Alla
know is he kissed Korra
in that one scene that
made Bolin seek out the
comfort of his ferret,
and bends fire.
Tenzin is the son of Aang. He
bends air, and his son is obsessed
with being a leaf for some reason.
He is one of the only air benders
alive, other than his son.
That is the extent of what l know about the charactors
tram thi miss. hope you enjoyed it, I might make one
about what iv: learned about the
this site in the future, Then again Fm lazy as hell, as I
might just say **** it / ariane
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#5 - lebestusernameever (06/18/2012) [-]
You forgot Lieutenant; and how he always ***** everything up.
User avatar #189 to #5 - swiiftninja (06/19/2012) [-]
Or as Bolin would say "Moustache Man!"
#92 - DietBrisk (06/19/2012) [-]
this did it for me
User avatar #23 - gamerase (06/19/2012) [-]
"His son is obsessed with being a leaf"

I laughed. Hard.
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#124 - mdawgsome **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#81 - gildemoono (06/19/2012) [-]
Damn, those are some solid observations.
Damn, those are some solid observations.
#155 - camerel ONLINE (06/19/2012) [-]
for someone that has never seen the show. hot damn that was good.    
asami cant bend, but she is dating mako.
for someone that has never seen the show. hot damn that was good.
asami cant bend, but she is dating mako.
User avatar #156 to #155 - beamersmack **User deleted account** (06/19/2012) [-]
Also Tenzin's daughters and new son (Roan? Rohan? Dont know how to spell it) are airbenders.
#167 to #156 - betterguygreg (06/19/2012) [-]
Did someone say Rohan?
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#75 - sidathon (06/19/2012) [-]
For someone who has never seen the show... you're actually not that far off!
For someone who has never seen the show... you're actually not that far off!
User avatar #119 to #75 - pinkythepie (06/19/2012) [-]
Ive seen everything here being posted like 20 times each.
except that the 2 guys following korra bends fire. I didn't know that **** .
#68 - deslider (06/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #58 - polop (06/19/2012) [-]
he doesnt BEND the leaf, he IS the leaf.
#165 - anon (06/19/2012) [-]
#69 - theaveragejoe (06/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #106 to #69 - jimbobji (06/19/2012) [-]
I'm not interested much by the series.... But why does he want.. me(?) to be a leaf?
User avatar #109 to #106 - drgreen (06/19/2012) [-]
there was a maze of sorts korra had to go through and in order to get through unscathed she had to be like the leaf that tenzin blew through the maze. She had to be lose and light on her feet to succeed almost riding the air currents you could say.
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#51 - RandomDoofus (06/19/2012) [-]
> Funny
> Intelligent
> Funny
> OC
> Funny

Did I accidentaly leave funnyjunk or something?
This can't be the FJ I know.

User avatar #70 to #51 - husvagn (06/19/2012) [-]
where's that gif from?
#71 to #70 - anon (06/19/2012) [-]
Check It out W/ Steven Brule. It's on Adult Swim
#89 to #51 - fuckinfuckinfuck ONLINE (06/19/2012) [-]
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#115 - Syfen (06/19/2012) [-]
I laughed my ass off at "He thought it was funny"   
I thank you for that   
I hope us Korra fans aren't bothering you, I really enjoy the show, and the Last Air Bender, but I don't really like seeing this sight bogged down with it either.   
I wish people were more frugal with their thumbs (especially when people complain about skips, seriously, it wasn't good enough for a green thumb, wasn't bad enough for a red TAKE A NEUTRAL VOTE DAMNIT) and not just thumb up something based on what their medium of the joke is.   
i.e. I give Pony posts a chance cause some of them make me laugh, but for the most part they don't   
a lot of Korra posts are pretty stupid, and people complaining about them are even worse   
anyway, point is, sorry, from my end at least, for getting to a point where you know that much about something you don't even care about   
P.S. GIF related, cause this GIF is ALWAYS related
I laughed my ass off at "He thought it was funny"
I thank you for that
I hope us Korra fans aren't bothering you, I really enjoy the show, and the Last Air Bender, but I don't really like seeing this sight bogged down with it either.
I wish people were more frugal with their thumbs (especially when people complain about skips, seriously, it wasn't good enough for a green thumb, wasn't bad enough for a red TAKE A NEUTRAL VOTE DAMNIT) and not just thumb up something based on what their medium of the joke is.
i.e. I give Pony posts a chance cause some of them make me laugh, but for the most part they don't
a lot of Korra posts are pretty stupid, and people complaining about them are even worse
anyway, point is, sorry, from my end at least, for getting to a point where you know that much about something you don't even care about
P.S. GIF related, cause this GIF is ALWAYS related
User avatar #120 to #115 - devryn (06/19/2012) [-]
i wouldn't care about all the LOK post if 80% of them weren't spoilers (this might be an exaggeration, that's just how it feels)
User avatar #121 to #120 - Syfen (06/19/2012) [-]
what I do is if I'm on on sat/sun, the first LoK post I see I'm like **** , and go watch the episode online, I mean, I'm on FJ, it's not like I was gunna be productive with my time anyway
User avatar #122 to #121 - devryn (06/19/2012) [-]
I have only seen the first episode the day it came out and i've been meaning to watch the rest but i never have any time.
User avatar #125 to #123 - devryn (06/19/2012) [-]
yeah i know the site i'm just super busy all the time
User avatar #126 to #125 - Syfen (06/19/2012) [-]
well, I hope you get some time, the show's well written, and god damnit Pro-bending is badass.
were you a A;LAB fan?
User avatar #127 to #126 - devryn (06/19/2012) [-]
yeah i loved LAB i even read the books and stuff. i liked the first episode of LOK and from what i've seen on here it sounds really good. but anyway i have to get back to doing what i'm supposed to.
User avatar #128 to #127 - Syfen (06/19/2012) [-]
good luck, this is FJ, you know you can't resist
also,
finish that ****
watch LOK
??????????
Profit
User avatar #130 to #128 - devryn (06/19/2012) [-]
haha im probably going to keep working till im finished throughout the next few days with minimal sleep so i can make time this weekend so i don't get pissed whenever i come on here.
well thanks for the talk.
User avatar #131 to #130 - Syfen (06/19/2012) [-]
any time, best of luck
User avatar #116 to #115 - Syfen (06/19/2012) [-]
site*
#205 - tomhefailin (06/19/2012) [-]
you are ready. join us
#170 - auesis ONLINE (06/19/2012) [-]
Damn near close to perfect, congrats.

Amon's entry was brilliant, too.
#173 - kaarle (06/19/2012) [-]
Doesn't afraid of anything, eh?
#59 - Faindragon (06/19/2012) [-]
I rarely thumb but this?

This was golden!

For some reason I couldn't stop laughing at "Amon is basically Hitler".
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#211 - thisisryan (06/19/2012) [-]
"Dont search lin korra without safe search" does it anyway
#157 - unncommon (06/19/2012) [-]
You're close enough.
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