Movie Logic: Part Two. THANKS YEH I KNOW THERE ARE TYPOS. Apologies for the controversy behind #2 in the last one. I am hanging my head in shame. (Part 1: /funn
x
Click to expand

Movie Logic: Part Two

Movie Logic: Part Two. THANKS YEH I KNOW THERE ARE TYPOS. Apologies for the controversy behind #2 in the last one. I am hanging my head in shame. (Part 1: /funn

THANKS YEH I KNOW THERE ARE TYPOS.
Apologies for the controversy behind #2 in the last one. I am hanging my head in shame.
(Part 1: /funny_pictures/3807705/Movie+Logic/ )
Anyways, hope you like this one

Suggestions welcome for part 3. Getting hard to think of :L

MOVIE
lellele
PART TWO
like ‘Hue - owe, If
1. Nobody in a movie ever uses an toilet. Ever.
unless It' s in comedy.
2. lights in movies mainland noises
when van turn them on
3. Ilium at will in in limb in a movie, van can
cam! on lighting by tearing " liar! oi van: shin
and my It around the wound.
l ll mm are ill a movie in France, the
titterl Towel will he in the hack Ill even! shat.
5. If van Merlin access someones t:
autumn! in an mania. their is usuallu
their nets name.
ii. If than is an in an Millie. It will .
I If you an can in a manic. It will exapmle illgal
an lime llama Ball.
it Nobody was an mouse in an movie. You Mil make
the summer lie W smashing may at
the keyboard.
9. ll someone with an Iritis, thew
start transmitting: static.
ill. ll than is a fight ill a movie
between the main gun and a Mall Ill
tham will some at him one ll! one
ht " orderly Hashim. 30 he can deal Willi them.
Love from %
...
  • Recommend tagsx
+6841
Views: 129137
Favorited: 344
Submitted: 06/18/2012
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites submit to reddit

Comments(538):

[ 538 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#34 - foshizzlefriend (06/18/2012) [-]
In regards to the first one...I beg to differ, this ******* guy had to crap every other minute
User avatar #153 to #34 - drowsap (06/18/2012) [-]
It's funny because I watched that movie yesterday
#370 to #34 - sovietleg (06/19/2012) [-]
and in the movie SHAFT
User avatar #430 to #34 - fukkendragonite (06/19/2012) [-]
2nd best film ever, beaten only by Reservoir Dogs.

That changes all the time though, can't make my mind up which one I prefer! :P
#313 to #34 - theheartship (06/19/2012) [-]
Well... Everytime he crapped, something terrible happens
User avatar #105 to #34 - sweetdickwilly (06/18/2012) [-]
I'd argue that some parts of this movie are ******* hilarious.
User avatar #108 to #105 - foshizzlefriend (06/18/2012) [-]
Definetely, "Ah man, I just shot marvin in the face." Best line ever...
User avatar #111 to #108 - sweetdickwilly (06/18/2012) [-]
"God damn that's a pretty ****** good milkshake". Favorite movie ever.
User avatar #366 to #34 - GoodGood (06/19/2012) [-]
it was a satirical comedy
User avatar #395 to #34 - Fangsniper (06/19/2012) [-]
Just in case you guys don't know this, in Pulp Fiction, Vince dies due to his drug addiction. The reason he spends so much time in the toilet is because he is a heroin addict, and his spending time in the toilet is what results in his death, in the end.
#425 to #395 - anon (06/19/2012) [-]
Just to add to that, heroin is an opiate and opiates constipate you.
#497 to #395 - chubbylittlemonkey (06/19/2012) [-]
I remember vince getting shot by bruce willis after talking a **** .
User avatar #94 to #34 - gradualbillcosby (06/18/2012) [-]
One of my all time favorite movies regardless of genre.

To me it might have been the movie that resurrected John Travolta's career and helped him become the superstar that he is todapple.

Him and Samuel L's chemistry was absolutely perfect, especially in their ability to talk casually in such high drama situations.

They are proof that you dont have to yell and scream to be an intimidating character, but that you just have to be a little jealopuudinsweatercool calm and collective.

The movie was so smooth and low key, which to me, was the main factor in its zoppp swap boom ban gzam boo gabb zippty bop....uhhhh.....boppity.
User avatar #102 to #94 - foshizzlefriend (06/18/2012) [-]
Couldn't agree more...And although travolta's death was extremely distressing...I kind of liked it how the story just carried on as if he was just a nameless henchman. Quentin tarantino is without doubt my favourite director ever, followed closely by guy richie...zippidy bop
#36 to #34 - uncleredonk (06/18/2012) [-]
I love Pulp Fiction, thank you.
#41 to #36 - foshizzlefriend (06/18/2012) [-]
Best film ever, My favourite bit..
Best film ever, My favourite bit..
#244 to #36 - anon (06/19/2012) [-]
Here take this one.
Here take this one.
0
#406 to #36 - anonycunt has deleted their comment [-]
#22 - mrparkinglot (06/18/2012) [-]
+1 for you !
User avatar #77 - ZenMacros ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
#6, I just watched Clear and Present Danger today and the helicopter didn't explode.

Me: 1
Atheists: 0
#82 to #77 - anon (06/18/2012) [-]
Oh it exploded. Just after the cameras were turned off.
User avatar #87 to #82 - ZenMacros ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
Dammit. I guess there really are no exceptions.
User avatar #25 - sillabeast (06/18/2012) [-]
I like how you show that one scene in the matrix.. when like 2 minutes later, literally all of the agents jump on him and are fighting him at once. wat.
User avatar #294 to #25 - xXthabeastXx (06/19/2012) [-]
And in Ip Man the guy fights ten ************* at once. But that's only because Master Yip is a ******* badass.
User avatar #60 - centraiu (06/18/2012) [-]
You can operate a computer with just a keyboard.
User avatar #62 to #60 - vatra (06/18/2012) [-]
I was going to say this, your comment was the first i saw though, lol.
User avatar #67 to #62 - centraiu (06/18/2012) [-]
lol Idk i'm just sayin. I usually do it all the time
User avatar #69 to #67 - vatra (06/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, I usually do too, easier than the damn finger pad on a laptop, I just meant I didn't want to post the exact same thing right above your comment haha.
User avatar #72 to #69 - centraiu (06/18/2012) [-]
lol I totally agree and yeah I know lol. Thank you for not reposting :D
#74 to #72 - vatra (06/18/2012) [-]
No problem mate!
User avatar #76 to #74 - centraiu (06/18/2012) [-]
I'd post some witty pic with this but I just got a new laptop and therefore my folder is empty
User avatar #81 to #80 - centraiu (06/18/2012) [-]
Added that one
#8 - evanistheman (06/18/2012) [-]
Well with the light one, usually lights in big areas make loud sounds turning them on, like in gyms and large stores.  Other than that this comp is hilarious!   
>Also what happens in movies.
Well with the light one, usually lights in big areas make loud sounds turning them on, like in gyms and large stores. Other than that this comp is hilarious!
>Also what happens in movies.
-2
#181 to #8 - pokemonstheshiz has deleted their comment [-]
#288 - apoctica (06/19/2012) [-]
Exception to number 1
-3
#301 to #288 - prisonerofreality **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#291 to #288 - anon (06/19/2012) [-]
and another one. How coincidental that both die.
#349 - satexas (06/19/2012) [-]
Everything explodes in movies. Everything.
Everything explodes in movies. Everything.
#376 to #349 - dilcuthb (06/19/2012) [-]
Directed by Micheal Bay.
#260 - ragingbrony (06/19/2012) [-]
This image has expired
The hero's body is always ready.
#99 - whiteyswag (06/18/2012) [-]
He used a toilet....





TO KILL!!
#498 - WhatIsGwaning (06/19/2012) [-]
#11 anything is possible in the matrix
#11 anything is possible in the matrix
#402 - RandomDoofus (06/19/2012) [-]
I skipped and went another few posts forward, but then I felt bad and returned to thumb you.
#517 - gsabs (06/19/2012) [-]
beg to differ on number 10
+15
#353 - rgtdgc **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#275 to #274 - JohnTheRipper (06/19/2012) [-]
**** ****** !!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN!!!!!
#279 to #275 - anon (06/19/2012) [-]
There is no need to point out OP's hige mistake.
#281 to #279 - JohnTheRipper (06/19/2012) [-]
yes there is.
yes there is.
#285 to #275 - anon (06/19/2012) [-]
Hige, you say?
#286 to #285 - JohnTheRipper (06/19/2012) [-]
no. i didnt say. move it along, anon.
no. i didnt say. move it along, anon.
#586 - thevegiz (06/19/2012) [-]
I have also noticed that no one sneezes. Not a single time unless they are sick
User avatar #600 to #586 - xsexyxxsauceyx (06/19/2012) [-]
Or unless there's some substance of importance that makes them sneeze.
#308 - steamwhistler (06/19/2012) [-]
Point number 7 is false, The helicopter in Lethal Weapon never exploded.
User avatar #312 to #308 - mcderfenschmirt (06/19/2012) [-]
Same as the helicopters in Jurassic Park 1 and 2.
+1
#323 to #312 - admlnisafaggot **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#278 - SneakersGirl (06/19/2012) [-]
... my password is my pet's name.
... my password is my pet's name.
User avatar #289 to #278 - Zonk (06/19/2012) [-]
You have a dog? What's his name?
[ 538 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)