Irish wristwatch. Say the title three times fast.. The ultimate watch How it works Go to a pub, order Ti. beer and impale the receipt on the spike Iii' the cent Irish wristwatch Say the title three times fast The ultimate watch How it works Go to a pub order Ti beer and impale receipt on spike Iii' cent
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Irish wristwatch. Say the title three times fast.. The ultimate watch How it works Go to a pub, order Ti. beer and impale the receipt on the spike Iii' the cent

Say the title three times fast.

The ultimate watch
How it works
Go to a pub, order Ti. beer and
impale the receipt on the spike Iii'
the center of the dial
than
FL D
KNIT
Whenever you need to know what
time it is, just look at the receipt.
If you think the watch is slow, just
order another beer.
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#50 - yourdadsdad
Reply +70
(06/18/2012) [-]
The title, the title, the title.
#129 to #50 - tulioandmiguel
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#70 to #50 - shitshitshit
Reply +1
(06/18/2012) [-]
i just broke my mouth ******
#174 to #70 - somepervert
Reply +2
(06/19/2012) [-]
mouth ******?
*mouth, *******
#173 to #70 - somepervert
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#51 to #50 - evilfederation [OP]
Reply +11
(06/18/2012) [-]
well played, smartypanus
#1 - wrigcon
Reply +58
(06/18/2012) [-]
#103 - doctorlea
Reply +55
(06/19/2012) [-]
It's a good concept, until the man passes out on his watch.
#130 to #103 - fadetometallica
Reply +7
(06/19/2012) [-]
THE SPIKE GROWS TEN TIMES ITS NORMAL SIZE
#6 - onefifthcooler
Reply +40
(06/18/2012) [-]
add placement lol
#102 - selfdenyingbeggar
Reply +29
(06/19/2012) [-]
title title title
#116 - AznPeople
Reply +25
(06/19/2012) [-]
Thanks, I do need a new watch.
#121 to #116 - ajmackerz **User deleted account**
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#120 to #116 - moustachioman
Reply +12
(06/19/2012) [-]
But, that hemorrhoids problem still persists.
#65 - Cambro
Reply +21
(06/18/2012) [-]
>Own irish wristwatch   
>get beer muscles   
>get pissed when you can't say to your friends that you are wearing an "irish wristwatch" clearly.   
>they call you marble mouth   
>You backhand them with the spike   
>Stabbed friends eye out   
>Now in jail   
>Worst product ever.
>Own irish wristwatch
>get beer muscles
>get pissed when you can't say to your friends that you are wearing an "irish wristwatch" clearly.
>they call you marble mouth
>You backhand them with the spike
>Stabbed friends eye out
>Now in jail
>Worst product ever.
#81 to #65 - reapersgrave
Reply +3
(06/18/2012) [-]
#34 - donkeyking
Reply -1
(06/18/2012) [-]
Wait, I'm kinda confused. Anyone wanna explain it to me?
#57 to #34 - fuckyoualll **User deleted account**
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#55 to #34 - AkatsukiNekoJr
Reply +2
(06/18/2012) [-]
**AkatsukiNekoJr rolled a random image posted in comment #3627 at Pokemon **
Irish people are known for drinking. Most receipts have the time from when it was printed. You place the receipt on the spike after drinking. Obviously when you're done with your drink and look at the 'watch' it'll be 'slow' because it was from the time the drink was purchased earlier. To keep it 'current' you drink again, and you get another receipt with the current time. It's to keep you drinking.
#164 to #55 - donkeyking
Reply 0
(06/19/2012) [-]
Thank you, I appreciate you being civil
#42 to #34 - ninex
Reply +20
(06/18/2012) [-]
I can explain, But i won't.
I can explain, But i won't.
#9 - miwauturu
Reply +18
(06/18/2012) [-]
Until you're so drunk that you stab yourself or someone else on it.
#12 to #9 - anon
Reply 0
(06/18/2012) [-]
things could get nasty when wearing a wristwatch with that sharp spike.
use a paperclip instead!