Irish wristwatch. Say the title three times fast.. The ultimate watch How it works Go to a pub, order Ti. beer and impale the receipt on the spike Iii' the cent
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Irish wristwatch

Irish wristwatch. Say the title three times fast.. The ultimate watch How it works Go to a pub, order Ti. beer and impale the receipt on the spike Iii' the cent

Say the title three times fast.

The ultimate watch
How it works
Go to a pub, order Ti. beer and
impale the receipt on the spike Iii'
the center of the dial
than
FL D
KNIT
Whenever you need to know what
time it is, just look at the receipt.
If you think the watch is slow, just
order another beer.
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User avatar #50 - yourdadsdad (06/18/2012) [-]
The title, the title, the title.
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User avatar #70 to #50 - shitshitshit (06/18/2012) [-]
i just broke my mouth ******
User avatar #174 to #70 - somepervert (06/19/2012) [-]
mouth ****** ?
*mouth, ****** *
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User avatar #51 to #50 - evilfederation (06/18/2012) [-]
well played, smartypanus
#103 - doctorlea (06/19/2012) [-]
It's a good concept, until the man passes out on his watch.
User avatar #130 to #103 - fadetometallica (06/19/2012) [-]
THE SPIKE GROWS TEN TIMES ITS NORMAL SIZE
#1 - wrigcon (06/18/2012) [-]
#102 - selfdenyingbeggar (06/19/2012) [-]
title title title
#31 - TheBagelMonster (06/18/2012) [-]
Hmmm you seem like someone who drinks a lot! how about I get you something sharp and make you put it on your wrist.
Hmmm you seem like someone who drinks a lot! how about I get you something sharp and make you put it on your wrist.
#6 - onefifthcooler (06/18/2012) [-]
add placement lol
#76 - anon (06/18/2012) [-]
Which watch do I get...?
#116 - AznPeople (06/19/2012) [-]
Thanks, I do need a new watch.
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#120 to #116 - moustachioman (06/19/2012) [-]
But, that hemorrhoids problem still persists.
User avatar #74 - downstrait (06/18/2012) [-]
get drunk, acquire sharp impaleable objects. Yeah sure, seems fun, what could possibly go wrong?
User avatar #167 to #74 - capslockftw (06/19/2012) [-]
impales receipt, too drunk to read
#112 - annaisocoolike (06/19/2012) [-]
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#65 - Cambro (06/18/2012) [-]
>Own irish wristwatch   
>get beer muscles   
>get pissed when you can't say to your friends that you are wearing an "irish wristwatch" clearly.   
>they call you marble mouth   
>You backhand them with the spike   
>Stabbed friends eye out   
>Now in jail   
>Worst product ever.
>Own irish wristwatch
>get beer muscles
>get pissed when you can't say to your friends that you are wearing an "irish wristwatch" clearly.
>they call you marble mouth
>You backhand them with the spike
>Stabbed friends eye out
>Now in jail
>Worst product ever.
#146 - foreverawkward (06/19/2012) [-]
This could easily back fire when the guy passes out and the head lands on the tip of the watch....

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#194 - terrorrizor (06/19/2012) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #103 at you ** The title three times fast.
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User avatar #188 to #159 - iaintevenrustled (06/19/2012) [-]
For me it was "Irish wrishrosh". Anyone else?
#142 - badwolfdestruction (06/19/2012) [-]
I can't even say it once slowly.
I can't even say it once slowly.
#97 - jakeuk (06/19/2012) [-]
I have never gotten a receipt for beer in a pub. EVER.
#9 - miwauturu (06/18/2012) [-]
Until you're so drunk that you stab yourself or someone else on it.
#12 to #9 - anon (06/18/2012) [-]
things could get nasty when wearing a wristwatch with that sharp spike.
use a paperclip instead!
#178 - executorchunk (06/19/2012) [-]
Me trying to say the title three times fast
Me trying to say the title three times fast
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