Omegle. OC. What guys on omegle expect girls to do once visiting the site: Must came an icea The reality of what girls think after visiting omegle: I never want
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#1 - anon (06/18/2012) [-]
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#3 to #1 - mastermonorail ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
<--- Hfw
#8 to #3 - anon (06/18/2012) [-]
*SFW



not hfw, she is a girl
User avatar #10 to #8 - honkan (06/18/2012) [-]
She face when? Its still Hfw, for Her face when.
#16 to #10 - anon (06/18/2012) [-]
it's "She's Face When"

examples:
MFW (My Face When) not mine
SFW (She's Face When) not her

cuz: The car is mine... so it's her car, but with face it's MY and SHE'S (this is not "she is")
#26 to #16 - anon (06/18/2012) [-]
****** you stoopid
User avatar #25 to #16 - yamadragon (06/18/2012) [-]
The **** ?
User avatar #24 - MurphyUK (06/18/2012) [-]
I was on chatroulette once and I figured all of the people wanking would just skip me since I am a dude, I got to one guy and he just sat there wanking, he did not stop it scared me.
User avatar #38 to #24 - automatonicbard (06/18/2012) [-]
Did you have sound turned on?
If yes then if you would've listened closely you would've heard him whisper "this is for you."
User avatar #31 to #24 - TheWayneAdams (06/18/2012) [-]
You probably scared him.

He was having a nice wank, then you showed up and started watching him.
User avatar #51 - Whetstone (06/19/2012) [-]
There's women on Omegle?!
#70 to #51 - anon (06/19/2012) [-]
i just go on and make e very one sammiches
User avatar #54 to #51 - ilolulol (06/19/2012) [-]
I always have long chats with woman you just need to look
User avatar #72 to #51 - firstpost (06/19/2012) [-]
If you save the game before you encounter one, their may be a better chance to capture the rare specimen.
User avatar #58 to #51 - kabizus (06/19/2012) [-]
I've only encountered one. They're a rare species, but when you come across one make sure you don't scare it!
User avatar #67 to #58 - usernameisshinobi (06/19/2012) [-]
Just like a shiny Pokemon, your odds are 1 in 8192.
#44 - doctorgiano (06/18/2012) [-]
**doctorgiano rolled a random image posted in comment #5736976 at FJ Pony Thread ** MFW I have actually gotten lucky on Omegle
#75 to #44 - skuser (06/19/2012) [-]
**** your life bro
#107 to #44 - doctorgiano (06/19/2012) [-]
Makes a commentary that makes him seem gay, makes it to the top 80 and gets two favs
#83 to #44 - paelaer (06/19/2012) [-]
**paelaer rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at Bad News **
User avatar #78 to #44 - vacillantfall (06/19/2012) [-]
Omg. I had a great laugh.... What a roll dude.
#69 to #44 - mrsockz (06/19/2012) [-]
Oh god that was a perfect roll
User avatar #45 to #44 - doctorgiano (06/18/2012) [-]
FML........
#48 to #45 - mcronq (06/19/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#47 to #45 - anon (06/18/2012) [-]
I'm going to type LOL so you know I laughed for your missery.
#53 to #44 - tulimarito (06/19/2012) [-]
**tulimarito rolled a random image posted in comment #5774594 at FJ Pony Thread ** lol
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User avatar #32 to #22 - TheWayneAdams (06/18/2012) [-]
All three at the same time.

Whip out your dick and demand she reveal her breasts to you, then talk about your interests.
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User avatar #35 to #33 - TheWayneAdams (06/18/2012) [-]
Mix it up.

Hey, I really like pokémon, this is my dick, show me your tits.

This is my dick, I love films, my favourite film is Sixth Sense, show me your tits.

Show me your tits, wanna see pictures of my cat? This is my dick.
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#88 to #35 - tethesis (06/19/2012) [-]
This man is a hero.
User avatar #2 - cleverguy (06/18/2012) [-]
don't understand what girls even do on omegle. all of them skip right away. if they don't want to talk to guys, what are they there for? maybe they just wanna see six-packs
User avatar #9 to #2 - Skriver (06/18/2012) [-]
i skip when pp.
User avatar #11 to #9 - cleverguy (06/18/2012) [-]
well that's understandable, but that's not what i do, just sayin'
#18 to #2 - anon (06/18/2012) [-]
Typically due to the amount of penises being whipped out after connection, most girls skip until they see something
a) funny, like a dog puppet
b) a girl
User avatar #49 to #2 - velutluna (06/19/2012) [-]
i dont. even if i know the guy is horny, i'll just tell him im not and have a conversation
User avatar #109 to #49 - cleverguy (06/19/2012) [-]
you should try going on omegle horny, even if you don't remove clothing, you can give some poor sap some satisfaction.
User avatar #110 to #109 - velutluna (06/19/2012) [-]
But I'm hardly ever horny lol
User avatar #111 to #110 - cleverguy (06/19/2012) [-]
well then omegle is probably not for you. idealistically, one probably should NOT go there if one is not in the mood for sexual things
User avatar #112 to #111 - velutluna (06/19/2012) [-]
I've actually met some really interesting people who turned into my friends from Omegle. I'm just hardly ever horny. and when I am, my boyfriend handles that. Omegle isn't just for horny people ya know
User avatar #4 to #2 - legalloli (06/18/2012) [-]
I skip when the first thing I see is "ASL" or "Horny guy looking for girl"
User avatar #12 to #4 - cleverguy (06/18/2012) [-]
fair enough, but i don't do that
#65 - Majestical (06/19/2012) [-]
Ok guys, I'll give you the quick and dirty regarding us women on video sharing sites. It's extremely rare to find a girl willing to expose her breasts to satisfy your tit-hunger (Since the majority of you lot are like rabbits in heat) but that's not always the case, especially when you find a group of 2 or 3 girls sharing 1 cam. (Usually on the chat website for the lols as they pass through a sea of dicks, thus are more comfortable for exposure). Women who are seen by themselves in the cam are usually shy and want a decent conversation, unless their "50/50" face/body rule is changed to your advantage. (If you see more than 50% boobage than their face, give it a few seconds to see if she just has her cam positioned wrong. If not, she is giving you an obvious signal.) Hope this helps~
#93 to #65 - entorin (06/19/2012) [-]
Thank you for you're wisdom, for that
Thank you for you're wisdom, for that
#7 - piketchup (06/18/2012) [-]



My experience of visiting Omegle
#14 - mustis (06/18/2012) [-]
MFW i go on omegle and actually make somebody do the hamburger
MFW i go on omegle and actually make somebody do the hamburger
#30 - anokata (06/18/2012) [-]
**anokata rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Maybe Bolin does have a chance **
#39 - haxorman (06/18/2012) [-]
<-- What its like going on omegle
User avatar #46 to #39 - akkere ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
...Who MADE this?
#104 to #94 - dragontaming (06/19/2012) [-]
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They've made this is as well
User avatar #106 to #105 - dragontaming (06/19/2012) [-]
I'll never forget the day twin Moleotta's ****** the Twin Towers down
#41 - pappulogic (06/18/2012) [-]
Mfw everyone skips me
User avatar #68 to #41 - redwolfradolf (06/19/2012) [-]
IKR?!!!?!?!?
#28 - auesis ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
Like 90% of &quot;next&quot;s, I ended up looking at some chubby dude beating it off. I went to click next but my cursor was slightly off and I didn't notice so it took me a few seconds, and that just made it even scarier because he just grinned at me without stopping.   
   
...Thank god I found someone that I could just talk to normally a few attempts later.
Like 90% of "next"s, I ended up looking at some chubby dude beating it off. I went to click next but my cursor was slightly off and I didn't notice so it took me a few seconds, and that just made it even scarier because he just grinned at me without stopping.

...Thank god I found someone that I could just talk to normally a few attempts later.
User avatar #5 - urbanvibes (06/18/2012) [-]
i always talk to girls on omegle just dont do the horny guy routine act normal and have a conversation and make em like u enough to get nudes :P
#17 to #5 - anon (06/18/2012) [-]
You sure meet a lot of whores for them to get naked in one day.
User avatar #27 to #17 - urbanvibes (06/18/2012) [-]
i dont consider them whores women have a sex drive to
#21 - ekesss (06/18/2012) [-]
i love mulan
i love mulan
#23 - dragontaming (06/18/2012) [-]
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#37 - Protomix (06/18/2012) [-]
I see a woman naked except for a towel...standing next to a horse. Well, if you need me, i'll be on omegle,
I see a woman naked except for a towel...standing next to a horse. Well, if you need me, i'll be on omegle,
#86 - pedoburrito (06/19/2012) [-]
**pedoburrito rolled a random image posted in comment #498 at Depression Feels ** what i saw on omegle
#63 - grogovic (06/19/2012) [-]
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**grogovic rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Nintendo. ** I went there, i typed in 'Cyber' and then whenever they asked my age i said 7, 11, and 14 LOL it is the best place for you to imrpove your trolling skills.
#42 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (06/18/2012) [-]
big ol titties
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