What guys should know. . 16- Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they' re attracted to you, but are afraid that they' ll be showing too
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16- Usually, when a girl is
sarcastically mean to you, it
means they' re attracted to you,
but are afraid that they' ll be
showing too much
17. when a girl " upset and wants
you to listen, she wants you to
listen. She doesn' t need you to
hi it or tell her how to. She
just wants you to listen.
18- Violent statements like "If that
guy keeps looking at you, Elm
going to tear his head of!“ are
appealing.
This " my first post, tell me if you
like it.. trust me , these are no joke,
E got this straight out of my
girlfriends mouth.
IEA get
that damn thumb
someday!
...
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Submitted: 06/17/2012
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User avatar #14 - cuntism (06/18/2012) [+] (7 replies)
LOL it's like reading a 14 yo's diary, what is this **** ?
#65 - ShaunG (06/18/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Okay, let's point out the ******** ones.

2: Just because girls also have a dirty mind, that doesn't mean they won't be more attracted to somebody who is subtle and suave, rather than a blundering idiot.
3: Just because a guy is bothering her, you can't just hit him. That's called battery (or assault, depending where you live).
4: Obviously. If you do flirt with their mum in her presence, you are a pig.
7: Why not ask for head? If you're in a comfortable sexual relationship, you should express your wants just as much as her.
8: You can burp/fart whatever, it's natural. Just don't make it a joke, and excuse yourself.
9: No. Girls are not always right. Moreover, she will not appreciate your lack of backbone. If she is wrong, be polite, but don't back down. You also have a say in the relationship.
12: Not true, girls are aware that nice guys exist. (Side note - girls hardly date 'nice guys' because that usually translates to needy).
14: You're right, some girls just drop hints. However, some girls are more aggressive too. Don't stereotype.
18: If your girlfriend thinks this, she is needy. She has to learn that not every guy wants her, and she shouldn't want that.

These came straight out of your girlfriends mouth? Dump her. She is, more than likely, a horrible person.

I'm not claiming to be an expert with girls, but this list is just ridiculous.
#172 - fhbsdtmd (06/18/2012) [-]
this is all amazing information, if you're in middle school
this is all amazing information, if you're in middle school
#89 - zeecan (06/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This is the single biggest display of beta 						********					 i have seen since the reddit days   
I know im going to get a 						****					 load of red thumbs for this but whoever thumbed and favorited this is a 						*******					 retard   
ALL GIRLS ARE DIFFERENT MORONS
This is the single biggest display of beta ******** i have seen since the reddit days
I know im going to get a **** load of red thumbs for this but whoever thumbed and favorited this is a ******* retard
ALL GIRLS ARE DIFFERENT MORONS
#24 - TuhRainbowLlama (06/18/2012) [-]
Number 9. "Always right"?   
...   
 "ALWAYS RIGHT"!?!
Number 9. "Always right"?
...
"ALWAYS RIGHT"!?!
#53 - kallyj (06/18/2012) [-]
but number 15, what if Brenda likes you and only asked whether you liked Ashley because she wanted to know whether she should move on? If you secretly liked Brenda, you've now blown your chances with her, and Ashley may not even like you at all.
This comes from a girl who knows that girls pretend to ask for their friends but really ask for themselves.
TL;DR maybe it was Brenda who wanted you
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#166 - uberugo (06/18/2012) [+] (12 replies)
NOPE 						*******					 NOPE. THIS 						****					 IS NOT GETTING FRONT PAGE, WE'RE TAKING THIS POST DOWN NOW.
NOPE ******* NOPE. THIS **** IS NOT GETTING FRONT PAGE, WE'RE TAKING THIS POST DOWN NOW.
#178 to #176 - spangle (06/18/2012) [-]
You're 16? Minimum age is 18! You rule breaker!
#120 - kirkbot ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
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>be nice
>get head

User avatar #56 - mesocorny (06/18/2012) [-]
this is what happens when a 14yo gives dating advice.
#139 - allow (06/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#9
if girls are always right
why dont they get max scores on every test?
#137 - pewdiepiebitch (06/18/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I am a female.
I do not mind burps,farts, etc.
We all do it, it happens.
I enjoy talking dirty when I am in the mood and have no problem doing so for my partner.
Not all females like or dislike what this post says.
I don't think all guys are dicks.
Females are not always right.
I like a good listener but that doesn't mean I am just going to dump all of my ****** problems onto my boyfriend for him to hear.
I am perfectly capable of handling my own situations.
I personally don't mind jealousy. It's normal we all feel it. Too jealous however would bother me.

TLDR: Not all girls think like this or are like this.
User avatar #380 - fetacheese (06/18/2012) [-]
brenda is a slut
#150 - kagetaka (06/18/2012) [-]
when you can go to clubs and drink legally this becomes 100% irrelevant.
#606 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
1. Only ******** show up uninvited.
2. Everyone's got a dirty mind.
3. The Jews bothered Hitler. Does that give his Nazi's the right to kill them?
4. But Stacy has a pretty hot mom.
5. Than by your logic, she should just be a ******* .
7. I do for you, you do for me.
8. If you still think it's cool to run around burping and farting, you're too young to be in a relationship.
9. There's a 50/50 chance women are wrong.
10. Then why the **** are they alright with us having a dirty mind if we can't speak it?
13. Everyone want's to walk around with a sexy partner. I am not going to **** Jabba the Hutt just because of his "personality".
15. Brenda's a bitch and will probably post that **** on Facebook. Bitch's love Facebook.
16. **** . That.
17. If I'm going to listen to her bitch for an hour, I'm going to give her my opinion on the situation.
18. Violent statements are retarded and start **** that didn't need to get stirred.
And if all this came out of your girlfriends mouth than by your logic, we don't understand it.
Now to enter this ******** through my ************** machine
Beep-boop-beep-boop
The results are in:
Sir, you are indeed, whipped. Whipped worse than Tyrones great great grandpa.
You are also probably a closet homosexual.
#476 - shamefulhumor (06/18/2012) [-]
My mother takes advantage of Rule 8,
Mom farts smell like tragedy rapped in rotten bacon.

MFW Mom fart hits the Nostrils.

User avatar #269 - MagicalJesus (06/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Yeah, because every girl on this earth is the exactly the ******* same. It's not like different girls have different personalities or anything.
User avatar #260 - midnightdove (06/18/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Um...im a chick and I don't agree with half of this.
#1 - Not all of us do. Not even half of us do. Many women are very shy about their appearance, and feel uncomfortable just running around the house almost nude. Most women also have siblings and parents to worry about, so unless they are a nudist family, then no.
#2 - There's a certain...extent...to that
#5 - Bull **** . Women say that all the time to anybody. Most dumb bitches say it just to get the person talking to shut their trap. So guys, go ahead. Some women understand that when you say that, you are being polite enough to try and listen/respond.
#7 - Only sluts will do that
#8 - Yeah, it can be gross, but hell. Its a bodily function. If you say something like "excuse me" after it (no matter how bad it stinks), i say its fine.
#9 - A good relationship calls for each person to being able to admit if he/she is wrong, not just saying that the woman is always right and whatnot.
#10 - Hold up. Some of us are ***** like that. (at least i am...)
#12 - Not at all. Those are called attention whores. The ones who post **** like "OMG I jst wan 1 gii 2 prov thm allll rong" I happen to have a lot of male friends who have no interest in my ****** .
#14 - Some girls will, some won't. It all depends on how outgoing they are to the world and you.
#15 - And sometimes, that little trick is just used to humiliate a guy. Sure, there's a chance that he question is innocent and based on affection, but on the other hand, girls are bitches and can turn your "Yeah, I like Ashley" into something horrible for you.
#18 - WAT. Not at all. 'Less the chick is being pimped. Violence isn't looked on favorably. What's looked on favorably is being honest, noble, and gentleman-like. Yes. Those are also called the "nice guys". But GUESS WHAT. After the bitches that deny you are filtered out, a girl that's right for you will come shining through. (translated as 'patience')

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User avatar #555 - subaqueousreach (06/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
OP I've learned a couple things while dating:

Every girl is different in what they like, just as guys are. Treat each scenario as you approach it with caution, there's always a chance you can slip up.

Some women don't like and overly aggressive males.
Some women actually do enjoy talking dirty.
Some women want you to help them fix their problems.
Some (surprisingly) are okay with being wrong.

But the most important lesson I've learned while dating:

Never take advice from women about women.
#365 - soneka (06/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I almost never thumb posts down... but this made me furious.   
Especially number 3. Being a guy does not mean you have to act like some 						*******					.   
And the rest are pure 						********					 so whoever made this should preferably swallow something pointy and sharp.
I almost never thumb posts down... but this made me furious.
Especially number 3. Being a guy does not mean you have to act like some ******* .
And the rest are pure ******** so whoever made this should preferably swallow something pointy and sharp.
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