What guys should know. . 16- Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they' re attracted to you, but are afraid that they' ll be showing too
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What guys should know

16- Usually, when a girl is
sarcastically mean to you, it
means they' re attracted to you,
but are afraid that they' ll be
showing too much
17. when a girl " upset and wants
you to listen, she wants you to
listen. She doesn' t need you to
hi it or tell her how to. She
just wants you to listen.
18- Violent statements like "If that
guy keeps looking at you, Elm
going to tear his head of!“ are
appealing.
This " my first post, tell me if you
like it.. trust me , these are no joke,
E got this straight out of my
girlfriends mouth.
IEA get
that damn thumb
someday!
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User avatar #14 - cuntism (06/18/2012) [-]
LOL it's like reading a 14 yo's diary, what is this **** ?
#580 to #14 - anon (06/18/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #290 at New Idea ** mfw
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #290 at New Idea ** mfw
#512 to #14 - anINTENSEginger (06/18/2012) [-]
Why is this on front page?
User avatar #337 to #14 - jaquewells (06/18/2012) [-]
This is 15 year old ******** .
#249 to #14 - dafunkad (06/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #627 to #249 - cuntism (06/18/2012) [-]
God damnit I hate myself right now. I've been here a while and the whole time I never got the whole giddyness over thumbs and even mocked it a little bit in my head.

But I'm so happy at this...I am so disappointed with myself :P
#628 to #627 - dafunkad (06/18/2012) [-]
haha, i know that feel  ^^    
   
gif related, mfw i first reached top 10 in comments    
   
But your comment was exactly what i was thinking while i was reading this content, and i was wondering how this 			****		 got frontpage.   
And plus it was funny     
   
(i'm not english my grammar is in progress)
haha, i know that feel ^^

gif related, mfw i first reached top 10 in comments

But your comment was exactly what i was thinking while i was reading this content, and i was wondering how this **** got frontpage.
And plus it was funny

(i'm not english my grammar is in progress)
#65 - ShaunG (06/18/2012) [-]
Okay, let's point out the ******** ones.

2: Just because girls also have a dirty mind, that doesn't mean they won't be more attracted to somebody who is subtle and suave, rather than a blundering idiot.
3: Just because a guy is bothering her, you can't just hit him. That's called battery (or assault, depending where you live).
4: Obviously. If you do flirt with their mum in her presence, you are a pig.
7: Why not ask for head? If you're in a comfortable sexual relationship, you should express your wants just as much as her.
8: You can burp/fart whatever, it's natural. Just don't make it a joke, and excuse yourself.
9: No. Girls are not always right. Moreover, she will not appreciate your lack of backbone. If she is wrong, be polite, but don't back down. You also have a say in the relationship.
12: Not true, girls are aware that nice guys exist. (Side note - girls hardly date 'nice guys' because that usually translates to needy).
14: You're right, some girls just drop hints. However, some girls are more aggressive too. Don't stereotype.
18: If your girlfriend thinks this, she is needy. She has to learn that not every guy wants her, and she shouldn't want that.

These came straight out of your girlfriends mouth? Dump her. She is, more than likely, a horrible person.

I'm not claiming to be an expert with girls, but this list is just ridiculous.
User avatar #213 to #65 - daelril (06/18/2012) [-]
(Side note - girls hardly date 'nice guys' because that usually translates to needy).

Could explain this further? Who is needy?
#264 to #213 - anon (06/18/2012) [-]
anyone who calls themselves a nice guy. the "nice guy" is the guy who gets friendzoned and complains about it and never gets over it. it is just about everyone on this site who has complained about "omg shes so ungreatful i did all this for her and she just ignored me for some asshole" that usually translates to needy and also means theyre trying to shove gifts into her until sex falls out. it doesnt work like that. "nice guys" are rarely nice guys.
User avatar #287 to #264 - daelril (06/18/2012) [-]
Thank you kind anon, may pussies flock to your dick
User avatar #493 to #287 - ruckallthefules ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
I love this expression. I will proceed to favourite your comment.

Also: may a squadron of beautiful vaginas may find their way to your crotch by days end
#619 to #264 - thebestperson (06/18/2012) [-]
The main mistake of nice guys is that they fall head over heels for a girl and give her everything. A girl shouldn't be given everything right away,or she won't appreciate it. Get to know her.Show interest,tell her,even,that's great,even if the girl doesn't see you that way,once you tell her,she will try. But don't be stuck on her. Girls love a challenge,that's why there are so many girls who like d-bags- they make it hard for them. I'm not saying that a guy should make a girl's life hell to make her like him, but giving her the stars right away won't work either. Make her try to talk to you as well, not just the other way around. Make her miss you, even miss your friendship,it'll gradually lead her to the conclusion that she actually does want you around her.   
   
I'm a girl,this is my personal opinion and nothing more. Just thought I'd share.
The main mistake of nice guys is that they fall head over heels for a girl and give her everything. A girl shouldn't be given everything right away,or she won't appreciate it. Get to know her.Show interest,tell her,even,that's great,even if the girl doesn't see you that way,once you tell her,she will try. But don't be stuck on her. Girls love a challenge,that's why there are so many girls who like d-bags- they make it hard for them. I'm not saying that a guy should make a girl's life hell to make her like him, but giving her the stars right away won't work either. Make her try to talk to you as well, not just the other way around. Make her miss you, even miss your friendship,it'll gradually lead her to the conclusion that she actually does want you around her.

I'm a girl,this is my personal opinion and nothing more. Just thought I'd share.
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#76 to #65 - thebestperson (06/18/2012) [-]
The ninth one is genius and this is coming from a girl. A guy who's too passive isn't just attractive in any way.
The ninth one is genius and this is coming from a girl. A guy who's too passive isn't just attractive in any way.
#53 - kallyj (06/18/2012) [-]
but number 15, what if Brenda likes you and only asked whether you liked Ashley because she wanted to know whether she should move on? If you secretly liked Brenda, you've now blown your chances with her, and Ashley may not even like you at all.
This comes from a girl who knows that girls pretend to ask for their friends but really ask for themselves.
TL;DR maybe it was Brenda who wanted you
#172 - fhbsdtmd (06/18/2012) [-]
this is all amazing information, if you're in middle school
this is all amazing information, if you're in middle school
#120 - kirkbot (06/18/2012) [-]
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>be nice
>get head

User avatar #56 - mesocorny (06/18/2012) [-]
this is what happens when a 14yo gives dating advice.
#24 - TuhRainbowLlama (06/18/2012) [-]
Number 9. "Always right"?   
...   
 "ALWAYS RIGHT"!?!
Number 9. "Always right"?
...
"ALWAYS RIGHT"!?!
#139 - allow (06/18/2012) [-]
#9
if girls are always right
why dont they get max scores on every test?
#89 - zeecan (06/18/2012) [-]
This is the single biggest display of beta faggotry i have seen since the reddit days   
I know im going to get a 			****		 load of red thumbs for this but whoever thumbed and favorited this is a 			*******		 retard   
ALL GIRLS ARE DIFFERENT MORONS
This is the single biggest display of beta faggotry i have seen since the reddit days
I know im going to get a **** load of red thumbs for this but whoever thumbed and favorited this is a ******* retard
ALL GIRLS ARE DIFFERENT MORONS
#230 to #89 - anon (06/18/2012) [-]
Reddit days?
#606 - anon (06/18/2012) [-]
1. Only assholes show up uninvited.
2. Everyone's got a dirty mind.
3. The Jews bothered Hitler. Does that give his Nazi's the right to kill them?
4. But Stacy has a pretty hot mom.
5. Than by your logic, she should just be a lesbian.
7. I do for you, you do for me.
8. If you still think it's cool to run around burping and farting, you're too young to be in a relationship.
9. There's a 50/50 chance women are wrong.
10. Then why the **** are they alright with us having a dirty mind if we can't speak it?
13. Everyone want's to walk around with a sexy partner. I am not going to **** Jabba the Hutt just because of his "personality".
15. Brenda's a bitch and will probably post that **** on Facebook. Bitch's love Facebook.
16. **** . That.
17. If I'm going to listen to her bitch for an hour, I'm going to give her my opinion on the situation.
18. Violent statements are retarded and start **** that didn't need to get stirred.
And if all this came out of your girlfriends mouth than by your logic, we don't understand it.
Now to enter this ******** through my pussy-synopsis machine
Beep-boop-beep-boop
The results are in:
Sir, you are indeed, whipped. Whipped worse than Tyrones great great grandpa.
You are also probably a closet homosexual.
User avatar #611 to #606 - trollchildxy (06/18/2012) [-]
Sir, you need to create an account because if your going to post **** like that, it would be nice to have someone other than Anon to thank.
#630 to #611 - anon (06/19/2012) [-]
I've been posting funny comments for years as Anon. All I care about is the funny.
User avatar #636 to #630 - trollchildxy (06/19/2012) [-]
THEN GO BACK TO 4chan YA ANON BASTARD! But no, seriously, props friend.
User avatar #555 - subaqueousreach (06/18/2012) [-]
OP I've learned a couple things while dating:

Every girl is different in what they like, just as guys are. Treat each scenario as you approach it with caution, there's always a chance you can slip up.

Some women don't like and overly aggressive males.
Some women actually do enjoy talking dirty.
Some women want you to help them fix their problems.
Some (surprisingly) are okay with being wrong.

But the most important lesson I've learned while dating:

Never take advice from women about women.
User avatar #557 to #555 - subaqueousreach (06/18/2012) [-]
**** typo'd all over that first point:

****Some women don't like overly aggressive males.
#585 to #555 - fiskars (06/18/2012) [-]
Agreed with "Never take advice from women about women." That is the most stupidest thing someone could do.
#365 - soneka (06/18/2012) [-]
I almost never thumb posts down... but this made me furious.   
Especially number 3. Being a guy does not mean you have to act like some asshole.   
And the rest are pure 			********		 so whoever made this should preferably swallow something pointy and sharp.
I almost never thumb posts down... but this made me furious.
Especially number 3. Being a guy does not mean you have to act like some asshole.
And the rest are pure ******** so whoever made this should preferably swallow something pointy and sharp.
User avatar #381 to #365 - slowyourtroll (06/18/2012) [-]
thats what i came down here to say. i stopped at 3 and didnt keep reading cause number 3 is complete ******** . if you hit a guy and he doesnt hit you back then congrats, you found a good guy who doesn't hit girls and and you just punched him in the face, and if he hits you back then way to go, you attract scumbags. its a lose/lose situation
#550 - Sandisky (06/18/2012) [-]
OP said it himself
#442 - loloreo (06/18/2012) [-]
today i learned funny junk is made up of 12 year olds
#451 to #442 - anon (06/18/2012) [-]
You needed this post for that?
User avatar #453 to #442 - leyssens (06/18/2012) [-]
I discovered that when the ' ************** channel appeared.
#20 - shfiftyfive (06/18/2012) [-]
I didnt know my hand had so many emotions.
#578 - krazykarl (06/18/2012) [-]
Well THANK GOD someone put female advice on Funnyjunk

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#569 - youmadeguise (06/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #562 - eaglEEE (06/18/2012) [-]
Things I've learned from this post:

-Girls are all the same
-if they ever joke around with you they automatically wanna **** you
-They love violent guys that feel the need to kill everyone
-You are not allowed to burp, fart or do anything similar because they'll kill you

Yeah... thanks OP, if only things were this simple.
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