Meanwhile in an alternate universe. . ere s Tyrone He said he doesn' t want any chicken. You sure Tyrone? Yes I am positive. Thankyou for the kind inquiries. Ho Meanwhile in an alternate universe ere s Tyrone He said he doesn' t want any chicken You sure Tyrone? Yes I am positive Thankyou for the kind inquiries Ho
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ere s Tyrone He said he doesn' t
want any chicken.
You sure Tyrone?
Yes I am positive. Thankyou for
the kind inquiries. However, it
seems I am rather in the mend
for a nier en}: of tea.
I will disestablish
sentret with you
all later.
erkel( a' be trippin
fa awizzle
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#17 - blackbriar
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#61 to #17 - anon id: f8dab299
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You took a picture of your monitor.
You took a picture of your monitor.
#123 to #61 - thatsmellysmell
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Kinda looks like Instagram
#62 to #17 - anon id: ddf49e52
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Translation attempt:
Hello, I am twenty years old and I am just trying to make it in the rap game, but the world does not love anyone, so you need money to make things happen, if you understand. So, I am posting this resume to find work, I have lots of skills that can help to make your company successful, if you know what I mean. People like me are looking for work, but unlike them I am not interested in hourly wages, and would prefer a salaried position with pay upfront.
Here is a partial list of my skills:
I can roll a blunt, even in the rain
I can count money faster than a trained bank teller
I can disconnect a car stereo in nine seconds
I can stab people twenty-two times in a minute
I convinced my probation officer to love me
I didn't go to school, but I dropped in for the free lunch program
I can dance an incredible "dougie" dance
I can cover a three block distance in thirty seconds, even with two thirty-two inch screen televisions in tow
#310 to #17 - anon id: 8b646117
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6940 at Anime & Manga **
User avatar #386 to #17 - drainbramage
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I have to admit, it's quite impressive that he was able to run 3 blocks in 20 seconds with 2 32 inch flat screens.
User avatar #151 to #17 - radsteriii
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22 stabs per minute is ******* slow....
#192 to #151 - anon id: 70df4f68
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It's a stab every 3 seconds.
Let's assume the victim is struggling.
How fast can you stab a struggling victim?
They claw at your eyes and ****.
And kick you in the nuts.
It's ******* annoying.
He deserves a medal for stabbing them 22 times.
... I mean...
Cheery-o, I'm going to go golfing with my mates and get some fish and chips.
User avatar #319 to #192 - thewhimsicalfox
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You could stab someone nearly once a second, after a short while they'll pass out or die. Once that happens, you can make up some time.
#58 to #17 - rimramrom
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there are ******* in Canada?
#385 to #17 - manbearpiglet
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#295 to #17 - daaaniel
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User avatar #180 to #17 - somer
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weird how he correctly spelled stabs per minute
#150 to #17 - taternutz
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#27 to #17 - spangle
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User avatar #110 to #17 - piclemaniscool
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22 stabs per minute is approximately 1 stab every 3 seconds. Does it really take him 3 seconds just to move his arm forward and back?
User avatar #160 to #110 - dapianoman
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Considering the person would most likely be struggling, I guess yeah.
#189 to #110 - captainrattrap
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Because this is totally the most legit thing I've seen on the internet...
YFW
User avatar #244 to #110 - davyjoneslocker
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i would imagine that it would take longer to get the first couple in and then it would get easier as you went...
#323 to #244 - anon id: 946cf7d1
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Personal experience?
#22 to #17 - hakusprite **User deleted account**
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#18 to #17 - doctorlea
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#97 to #17 - chazstopher
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Lost it at 22 SPM
Lost it at 22 SPM
#5 - mynameishiiiiiiiii
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Kind of funny how,slowly but surely, This universe will become reality as more young white kids think they're black every day...
User avatar #6 to #5 - srapture
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Black people will never have such a large vocabulary with 3+ syllable words.
#7 to #6 - seanessytheking
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Sir, I take offense to such accusations! You would be surprised at how many African American people have an extensive vocabulary and a pleasant vernacular. Don't be so expeditious to adjudicate a person of my color, we can surprise you if you allow us.


Na'mean playa?
User avatar #10 to #7 - srapture
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I'm not serious. Racism is funny :)
User avatar #47 to #7 - mrbeany
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I'nah wutcha mean.
User avatar #8 to #7 - myllamaispurple
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what about floccinaucinihilipilification
User avatar #39 to #8 - taxation
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I am white, and what is this?
User avatar #87 to #39 - myllamaispurple
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floc·ci·nau·ci·ni·hil·i·pil·i·fi·ca·tion [flok-suh-naw-suh-nahy-hil -uh-pil-uh-fi-key-shuhn]
noun. the estimation of something as valueless.
ex.There's a little bit of floccinaucinihilipilification going on here.
User avatar #95 to #87 - taxation
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As in "facebook is a large crock of floccinaucinihilipilification?" Damn, I'm gonna use that in a conversation sometime, just to **** with people. Thanks man!
#42 to #7 - anon id: 12da41b9
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When did you move from Africa??
#64 to #6 - neggies
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Watermelon?
#21 - urghseventysix
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And maybe then.... he went SWIMMING...   
   
OR EVEN WENT TO WORK
And maybe then.... he went SWIMMING...

OR EVEN WENT TO WORK
#213 to #21 - werslty
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And after that he went home and spent time with his kids.
#63 to #21 - flipoutt
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User avatar #44 to #21 - clownsplosion
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Let's not get too crazy here.
#11 - CopiousConcept
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#12 to #11 - CopiousConcept
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User avatar #46 to #12 - crabberson
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Make this a movie about Oprah stealing people's bodies with her worm face body thing.
User avatar #75 - trolljunkusa
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Thats not an alternative world. At least the place I live

The blacks are civil, and rich

The whites on the other hand, trashy as ****, and are all on welfare

Maybe that is because I live near Pasadena Maryland.
#77 to #75 - anon id: 120ad69f
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You write in such a manner

I start wondering what is going on

Are these lyrics

Or am I mistaken?

I will never know.
User avatar #79 to #77 - dbanks
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Well, Anonymous

Can't you see that this must be

A written haiku.
#78 to #75 - anon id: beac5401
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Because the Northern Slaves were educated.
#201 to #75 - whtkid
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Yea, i hate it that all the poor people in my town are white. They seem to really have it out for us Rich people, burning lower case Ts on our lawns for "Get out of town". It's so upsetting that their are no kids who have money, like my family, for me to play with.

Pic related, it's me.
User avatar #88 to #75 - thehans
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i live in north east MD where everyone is trashy as ****
User avatar #92 to #88 - liukang
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Pg county right here
User avatar #96 to #92 - penistar
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Even though I live in Virginia, Takoma park and parts of Baltimore are complete **** hole based on my experiences being there.
User avatar #85 to #75 - penistar
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Shall we call the blacks there ************?
#158 to #85 - captainkoolaid
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How about black people?
User avatar #163 to #158 - penistar
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I like this.
#76 to #75 - bgbba
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In New Hampshire, we tend to get only one kind of trash: the white kind. I mean it is somewhat unfair to say, since we're 93.9% white, but to my knowledge, all the blacks, asians, and hispanics in my community are somewhat wealthy. As opposed to the masses of rednecks and white trash who have kids left and right and live off of welfare while flying a Confederate flag. What cracks me up about these Confederate Afficionados is that their ancestors died for the Union, not the Confederacy. Ah well.
User avatar #81 to #76 - jettripleseven
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relatively though, we're an incredibly wealthy, sheltered state
User avatar #248 to #81 - bgbba
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Oh absolutely. We're the best to raise kids in, did you know that? I love this state, I wouldn't have the white trash any other way. It wouldn't be NH if there weren't rednecks.
#225 to #76 - anon id: 30f24607
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That's nothing compared to the masses of Blacks, Asians and Hispanics that do exactly that EVERYWHERE ******* ELSE.
#362 to #225 - anon id: a3aa6f8e
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It's ok whitey, I don't think your necks red.

*pats anon*
#23 - ewowo
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#274 to #23 - drcorman
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atleast he is positiv. HIV POSITIVE!
atleast he is positiv. HIV POSITIVE!
#34 to #23 - therepoststrangler
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User avatar #242 to #34 - ewowo
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Lol, never seen yjat one before.
User avatar #275 to #242 - ewowo
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That * one. **** that was retarded
#68 - FelipeRuiz
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This is possibly our future if white kids continue to refer to each other as ******
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#365 to #102 - anon id: a3aa6f8e
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How is what you said racist? The only way it could be few'd like that, is if you implied "speaking trashy" to black people. Since you did imply that, sir, I think you may be a racist.

But honestly, who cares how they speak. It may be seen as idiotic, but trust me, they"ll grow out of it.
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#292 - ovencat
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nice.   
a story of white *******.
nice.
a story of white *******.
User avatar #322 to #292 - mrantony
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aka wiggers
#204 - Hase
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Haha I wonder if he's going to pick Diablo 3 or go to Junior Prom
#218 to #204 - terrorrizor
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**terrorrizor rolls 275** You are ******* awesome.
#230 to #204 - DeLaGunA
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ahah you just made me laugh
#206 to #204 - delitedperv
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******* well played, sir.
******* well played, sir.
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User avatar #45 to #41 - mrhumperdoodle
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Please do.
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#50 to #48 - fuzzyyeti **User deleted account**
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Jesus christ **** it.
Jesus christ **** it.
#55 to #50 - anon id: 77b9a355
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Bitch, don't tell me what to do.
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#51 to #48 - thehornyduck
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that was a story, not evidence.
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#53 to #52 - thehornyduck
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sorry i really qdont care anymore, its weird that you feel the need to prove yourself to this site.
sorry i really qdont care anymore, its weird that you feel the need to prove yourself to this site.
#56 to #53 - fuzzyyeti **User deleted account**
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I just don't understand how people can't believe the possibility  that someone can be called Tyrone,and happens to be black and really likes bikes. -.-
I just don't understand how people can't believe the possibility that someone can be called Tyrone,and happens to be black and really likes bikes. -.-
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