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Funny Quotes. I LOVE CASSY<br /> <br /> My favorite Rodney Dangerfield quotes, I wanted to share them with all of you. If you have any other ones le

I LOVE CASSY<br />
<br />
My favorite Rodney Dangerfield quotes, I wanted to share them with all of you. If you have any other ones leave a comment with it.<br />
Credit for the idea goes to my buddy cameronchase and his post: /funny_pictures/380047/Pictures+with+Words/

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A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over,
there' s nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home."
l came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in
some cement and felt another hand."
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a
toastbeard a radio."
l have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats
l looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it."
l remembering time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece
of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."
l told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a
psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing
a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke
Tm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don' t know if
I' m coming or going."
it wasn' t for I' d have no sex life at all."
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked
me as a friend."
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a
second opinion. He said ookay, you' re ugly too.' "
My uncle' s dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in
the electric chair."
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always
found them."
l tell ya, I' m not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker, I dropped my
pants... she dropped her price."
I told my psychiatrist that I was suicidal. I have to pay in
advance, now..."
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #45 - Happiness
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(04/24/2010) [-]
Depressing yet funny jokes.... my mind has been ******
User avatar #37 - patriotic canadian
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(04/24/2010) [-]
"i asked my dad if i could go to the zoo, he said they would call if they wanted me"

one of my favorite dangerfield quotes :D
User avatar #59 to #37 - Blakichu
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(04/24/2010) [-]
i didvided bannana by cat and got chuck norris
User avatar #41 - TopazJack
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(04/24/2010) [-]
I tell ya, I drink too much. I went to the doctor and took a urine test, there was an olive in it.
User avatar #6 - jessmcboss
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(04/23/2010) [-]
i read it all in his voice
User avatar #50 - DjRook
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(04/24/2010) [-]
Damn thats pretty kickass! there's funny in funnyjunk now!
User avatar #1 - cameronchase
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(04/23/2010) [-]
Haha. Rodney Dangerfield FTW! lol.
User avatar #49 - imjustapostman
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(04/24/2010) [-]
@ the last one, if you were ugly or had a small dick wouldn't the hooker want to higher the price?
User avatar #48 - ZombieSmile
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(04/24/2010) [-]
Dude these are awesome! You've put the funny in FunnyJunk!
User avatar #42 - cameronchase
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(04/24/2010) [-]
User avatar #11 - gazoogo
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(04/23/2010) [-]
haha i read it in his voice
#12 to #11 - anon id: adeb4d35
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(04/23/2010) [-]
I totally did the exact same thing!