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I LOVE CASSY<br />
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My favorite Rodney Dangerfield quotes, I wanted to share them with all of you. If you have any other ones leave a comment with it.<br />...more »

I LOVE CASSY<br />
<br />
My favorite Rodney Dangerfield quotes, I wanted to share them with all of you. If you have any other ones leave a comment with it.<br />
Credit for the idea goes to my buddy cameronchase and his post: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/380047/Pictures+with+Words/

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Rodney ,
Comedian/ Actor
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A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over,
there' s nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home."
l came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in
some cement and felt another hand."
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a
toastbeard a radio."
l have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats
l looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it."
l remembering time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece
of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."
l told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a
psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing
a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke
Tm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don' t know if
I' m coming or going."
it wasn' t for I' d have no sex life at all."
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked
me as a friend."
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a
second opinion. He said ookay, you' re ugly too.' "
My uncle' s dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in
the electric chair."
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always
found them."
l tell ya, I' m not a sexy guy. I went to a ****** , I dropped my
pants... she dropped her price."
I told my psychiatrist that I was suicidal. I have to pay in
advance, now..."
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#67 - Cuupcaakee **User deleted account** (04/24/2010) [-]
Hahaa i liiked all Of theem !! =)
User avatar #66 - BlackieChan (04/24/2010) [-]
rip rodney:'(
User avatar #64 - Lawliett (04/24/2010) [-]
"Some people like tits, not me. I'm an ass man. Wanna know how? I guy came up to me once, told me, "you're an ass, man!"
+1
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User avatar #61 - CaptainCapone (04/24/2010) [-]
I was walking down the street when i got ran over by a mobile library i started to scream and they looked and told me to be quiet that this was a library i get no respect- Rodney Dangerfield
User avatar #60 - LuckierKmart (04/24/2010) [-]
I get no respect
User avatar #58 - BrotherOfSquiggly (04/24/2010) [-]
cool can you make another one please!?!?!?
User avatar #57 - bdevils (04/24/2010) [-]
may he rest in peace
#56 - jonki (04/24/2010) [-]
MOAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!
#55 - anonymous (04/24/2010) [-]
Wait....wouldnt she UP the price??
User avatar #63 to #55 - jilliesttheilliest (04/24/2010) [-]
It's a typo D:
User avatar #53 - ScottishPirate (04/24/2010) [-]
haha good laugh
#52 - anonymous (04/24/2010) [-]
thumbs up if you read in his voice!!! haha
User avatar #50 - DjRook (04/24/2010) [-]
Damn thats pretty kickass! there's funny in funnyjunk now!
User avatar #49 - imjustapostman (04/24/2010) [-]
@ the last one, if you were ugly or had a small dick wouldn't the ****** want to higher the price?
User avatar #48 - ZombieSmile (04/24/2010) [-]
Dude these are awesome! You've put the funny in FunnyJunk!
User avatar #45 - Happiness (04/24/2010) [-]
Depressing yet funny jokes.... my mind has been ******
#43 - anonymous (04/24/2010) [-]
when i get high, your wife gets low...
User avatar #41 - TopazJack (04/24/2010) [-]
I tell ya, I drink too much. I went to the doctor and took a urine test, there was an olive in it.
#39 - anonymous (04/24/2010) [-]
the game
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