Damn Japanese are smart. .. Our teachers would let us listen to music during tests so I just made some audio files of myself with all the relevant material for the test. Damn Japanese are smart Our teachers would let us listen to music during tests so I just made some audio files of myself with all the relevant material for test
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User avatar #8 - Zeigh
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(06/16/2012) [-]
Our teachers would let us listen to music during tests so I just made some audio files of myself with all the relevant material for the test.
#149 to #8 - anon id: fc678cc1
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(06/17/2012) [-]
We were allowed to listen to iPods, so during my math test I casually googled how to solve the problem. I did it somewhat slowly just so she wouldn't catch on that I was googling. It looked like I was searching for a song to listen to.
#177 to #8 - aysonator
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(06/17/2012) [-]
People doing that got them banned in my school... Were not even suposed to have them outside of tests. Most teachers dont really mind if your at lunch ut some wont even let you listen in the corridors. I dont mind my school but that rule is ********
User avatar #36 to #8 - runeception
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(06/17/2012) [-]
wow.. why have i not.. ******* thought... of this ****! We get to listen to music whenever the teacher is not.. teaching, as in when we do our own work and our teacher is just going around bragging about his ''new'' iphone 4s
#28 to #8 - slashtrey
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(06/17/2012) [-]
Wow. Your teachers are retarded.   
   
I just bring this kid with me to tests.
Wow. Your teachers are retarded.

I just bring this kid with me to tests.
#33 to #8 - sladedd
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(06/17/2012) [-]
Why have I never thought of this...
#45 to #33 - iworkforlaughs
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#176 to #33 - atothenus
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User avatar #23 to #8 - seniorpokeman
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(06/17/2012) [-]
thats why teachers in my school dont let us use ipods :/
User avatar #24 to #23 - TheNorwegianSmurf
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(06/17/2012) [-]
same
#15 - grampian
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(06/16/2012) [-]
teachers face when all the students are drinking juice with headphones in
teachers face when all the students are drinking juice with headphones in
#116 to #15 - BroadSword
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#54 - xkxixnxdx
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(06/17/2012) [-]
My accounting professor told me a story once where he allowed students to use one full sheet of paper for the test. What ever you could fit on the paper you could use for the test. So before the test a student put a full sheet of blank paper on the floor. The student asked the professor to come over and stand on it. The professor didn't help, but I thought it was quite clever.
User avatar #2 - zoef
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(06/16/2012) [-]
That amount of homework on their desks o.o
holy ****
#17 - Kratos
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(06/16/2012) [-]
How i passed Algebra II

Teacher was alergic to chalk(i know wtf right)
Bang together earasers
Steal exam copy from bag
Tell ******* i took back ****** homework
Do exam at home
TEll parents its homework and have them proof it
During exam wait till the end to go for a pencil in you bag and switch the exam
Final grade 95

My teachers Face When he saw the worst student got the highest grade
#18 to #17 - anon id: 6494b214
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(06/16/2012) [-]
cool story bro tell it again
#19 to #18 - anon id: b7fa6cf8
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How i passed Algebra II

Teacher was alergic to chalk(i know wtf right)
Bang together earasers
Steal exam copy from bag
Tell ******* i took back ****** homework
Do exam at home
TEll parents its homework and have them proof it
During exam wait till the end to go for a pencil in you bag and switch the exam
Final grade 95

My teachers Face When he saw the worst student got the highest grade
#30 to #19 - lemonquartz
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(06/17/2012) [-]
how did you only get a 95?
User avatar #37 to #30 - youngfearless
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(06/17/2012) [-]
unless he wanted to make it really obvious that he was cheating, it was smart of him to do that
#38 to #30 - ishalltroll
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(06/17/2012) [-]
HFW
User avatar #168 to #30 - ViXi
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His parents proof'd it but that still doesn't guarantee its all correct 100%
#32 to #19 - anon id: 93b2191e
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(06/17/2012) [-]
cool story bro tell it again
#202 to #17 - douwethaman **User deleted account**
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User avatar #227 to #202 - Kratos
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(06/19/2012) [-]
Rank oo!
#165 to #17 - verbalhighfive
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(06/17/2012) [-]
Seems as if you're intelligent enough to pull off the great "Heist of the Exam Answers," so why not just apply yourself?


(Hugely hypocritical statement)
User avatar #225 to #165 - Kratos
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(06/18/2012) [-]
Ur right


But im a serious procrastinator and it was 10th grade, i had no scope of life
#61 - bigdogmt
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(06/17/2012) [-]
so did someone else decide to whip their hidden phone out too just to take a picture of this?
#83 to #61 - anon id: 9e8571bf
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(06/17/2012) [-]
its like when you're watching porn that looks legit like being caught cheating, but then realize that the camera was moving around a lot so there had to be a cameraman and its fake :(
#58 - dgaff
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(06/17/2012) [-]
Yes.... very smart indeed.......
Yes.... very smart indeed.......
#63 to #58 - rooftoilet
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(06/17/2012) [-]
MFW this gets funnier every time I look at your image.
MFW this gets funnier every time I look at your image.
#71 to #58 - harddick
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(06/17/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#68 to #58 - foxxyfox
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(06/17/2012) [-]
I want one.
#85 - sgc
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(06/17/2012) [-]
mfw some asshole swiped a copy of the final exam in bio that he did not study all year round and used his class time to draw tribal **** into a notebook.
he took the exam home, filled in all the wrong **** because he is a dumbass
got high before the exam
failed the ******* thing even though he cheated on it
User avatar #113 to #85 - eight
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(06/17/2012) [-]
I don't mean to be a pickle fart here but you say "dumbass got high before the exam." I just want to point out that this is very discriminatory. You imply that people who get high = dumb-asses. This may be true in some cases, but for others, it chills them out, calms them down and allows them to focus. That being said, all manner of things we put into our bodies vary in effects. Some people can't ingest sugar or caffeine products before a test or they will be completely unable to pass with a satisfactory grade.
#164 to #113 - xscarredx
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(06/17/2012) [-]
It's not discriminatory at all. He called him a dumbass, then on a completely unrelated note that he said he got high before the exam, because it contributed to the story.

The point I'm making here is that sgc said he was a dumbass who happened to get high before the exam, not that he was a dumbass because he got high before the exam (though I'd classify most people who do that a dumbass, just saying).
User avatar #221 to #164 - eight
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(06/17/2012) [-]
Some of the smartest people in the world smoke Marijuana on a regular basis.
User avatar #91 to #85 - mistressluna
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(06/17/2012) [-]
He will probably get a good job and have a nice quite life inside a middle class home
User avatar #12 - nalenthi
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(06/16/2012) [-]
To cheat in an exam:

-Roll up paper notes and stuff it in a chunky pen
-If multiple choice, discuss a code with your friends in either taps, coughs or blinks AKA 2 coughs= A 3 coughs= B etc.
-what that guy is doing
User avatar #21 to #12 - theflamingotrigger
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(06/17/2012) [-]
COUGH COUGH
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COUGH COUGH COUGH
...
COUGH
...
"DO YOU NEED A DRINK OF WATER?"
User avatar #78 to #21 - samxdaxman
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(06/17/2012) [-]
no im fine.
*next questions answer is e*
cough cough cough cough cough
"GO GET A ******* DRINK!"
User avatar #210 to #21 - nalenthi
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(06/17/2012) [-]
GOOD YOU CAN ANNOY PEOPLE AND CHEAT AT THE SAME TIME. Usefulness x2!
User avatar #53 - schecterxgee
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(06/17/2012) [-]
Because the white headphones dangling from your head aren't ******* obvious.
#84 to #53 - anon id: 9e8571bf
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(06/17/2012) [-]
they arent connected to his juice box, or his phone for that matter