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random rage comic. teh description? click for detail i lied everytiem. Me, derpin at my "Derp, you need to get em more" I haven' t done anything productive all

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i lied everytiem

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Me, derpin at my "Derp, you need to get em more"
I haven' t done
anything productive all day" "What sheet-: 11 do, mom?"
No, yota hurt yourself" "No, youll hurt yourself'
Shooting? "Community service?"
I want yon home as seen as we get home
feom school, new clubs"
No, youll get raped"
Okay, what is there to do then?"
Join a club at school'?"
I don' t know, what do we like?"
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Submitted: 06/16/2012
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#4 - qup (06/16/2012) [-]
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#222 - anon (06/17/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #460 at Fuck this ** my sex face
#245 to #222 - anon (06/17/2012) [-]
Somebody please add a Brazzaers Logo
#223 to #222 - justakewldewd (06/17/2012) [-]
That Slither movie had a cartoon remake?
That Slither movie had a cartoon remake?
#144 - discardedslinky (06/17/2012) [-]
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User avatar #145 to #144 - Yojimbo (06/17/2012) [-]
Awesome Gif! Green thumb!
#147 to #145 - banush (06/17/2012) [-]
related to your comment
related to your comment
User avatar #99 - lemonborg (06/16/2012) [-]
"Community service?"

"No, you'll get raped."

Wat
User avatar #116 to #99 - mistressluna (06/16/2012) [-]
Because you're out on the side of the highway probably not near any stores or anything someone can just come and snatch you up
#123 to #99 - maestroxevous (06/17/2012) [-]
Ahaha! The best part. :)
#119 to #99 - anon (06/16/2012) [-]
BECAUSE *******
#163 - girlonfire (06/17/2012) [-]
Sports   
Problem- "You'll hurt yourself."   
Solution- Join a sissy sport like bowling or billiards.   
Shooting   
Problem- "You'll hurt yourself."   
Solution- They have a 			********		 of safety regulations at a shooting range. You would have to be Bad Luck Brian to get hurt.   
Community Service   
Problem- "You'll get raped."   
Solution- Volunteer at a day care center or a nursing home.   
Join a Club   
Problem- "I want you home after school."   
Solution- Slap your mother. She seems like an over-protective bitch.
Sports
Problem- "You'll hurt yourself."
Solution- Join a sissy sport like bowling or billiards.
Shooting
Problem- "You'll hurt yourself."
Solution- They have a ******** of safety regulations at a shooting range. You would have to be Bad Luck Brian to get hurt.
Community Service
Problem- "You'll get raped."
Solution- Volunteer at a day care center or a nursing home.
Join a Club
Problem- "I want you home after school."
Solution- Slap your mother. She seems like an over-protective bitch.

#170 to #163 - anon (06/17/2012) [-]
Sports   
problem to solution: he drops the bowling ball on his hand   
   
shooting   
Problem to solution:he suicides   
   
community service   
problem to solution: those toddler get very aggresive and raape him as a team   
   
join a club   
problem to solution: she has a gun.
Sports
problem to solution: he drops the bowling ball on his hand

shooting
Problem to solution:he suicides

community service
problem to solution: those toddler get very aggresive and raape him as a team

join a club
problem to solution: she has a gun.
User avatar #172 to #170 - girlonfire (06/17/2012) [-]
How does one drop a bowling ball on their hand?
User avatar #218 to #206 - thrillville (06/17/2012) [-]
seriously type that link in and you will go to samsung.com xD
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#178 to #172 - anon (06/17/2012) [-]
Actually more common than you think. BUT you have to be acting like a retard about it, happend to a friend of mine so I laughed at the stupidity. I think they actually broke their hand O.o not sure. Dropping a bowling ball on a foot is more common than the hand though.
#183 to #181 - anon (06/17/2012) [-]
XD Nice drawing. Haha. Well the way my friend did it was holding the bowling ball in the finger hole things (Oh god that does not sound right) and the holes were a bit too big and her fingers slipped out and the bowling ball landed on another friends hand while my friend was sitting and waiting her turn, (woops my bad as I remember it was my other friends had she dropped it on.) Yeah. That is how a bowling ball can break someone's hand. As for dropping a bowling ball on your own hand, I guess it could fall off the rack and onto your hand.
#171 to #170 - anon (06/17/2012) [-]
Meh the other guy was funnier.
#166 to #163 - anon (06/17/2012) [-]
That is clever, THUMBS FOR YOU.
#117 - allnamesexist (06/16/2012) [-]
**allnamesexist rolled a random image posted in comment #5638754 at FJ Pony Thread **

her face when
User avatar #204 - dtcrawl (06/17/2012) [-]
"I want you home as soon as you get home"

wut
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User avatar #242 - killerblue (06/17/2012) [-]
> be me
> mother asks me do something else besides video games
> I ask what I am suppose to do, I can't do anything
> suggests going out with friends and the other options
> I can't go to my friends because they live to far away
> she suggests community service
> "ok"
> my school needed help building a blacktop
> I sigh up thinking friends of mine will be there
> nope
> When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
>Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
>I got in one little fight
> and my mom got scared
>And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"


User avatar #259 to #242 - clownsplosion (06/17/2012) [-]
>So you whistle for a cab.
>It comes near
>License say FRESH and there's dice in the mirror
> If anything you'd say that this cab was rare
>but nah forget it "Yo homes to Bel Air!"
#244 to #242 - bdowns (06/17/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #5679243 at FJ Pony Thread **
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#252 to #242 - theskidkid **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#249 to #242 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#138 - feenixfan (06/17/2012) [-]
**feenixfan rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at Morbid for pc gamers ** this is as productive as i can be
#168 to #138 - joshiebooh (06/17/2012) [-]
MFW i have that keyboard :3
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#169 to #148 - anewerbeggining (06/17/2012) [-]
I don't know what's wrong with me but the first thought that came to mind was "How the **** do you hold that thing?"
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#62 - thee (06/16/2012) [-]
I don't get it... wouldn't OP enjoy that?
#286 to #262 - anotherponyaccount (06/17/2012) [-]
an untir roo doo roo rill be calle herp
#217 - nathanthefatman (06/17/2012) [-]
How do you get raped at community service? Pic unrelated.
User avatar #220 to #217 - heroicvenom (06/17/2012) [-]
******* from prison could also be doing community service as part of punishment
User avatar #221 to #220 - nathanthefatman (06/17/2012) [-]
I guess your right.
#271 - tetragramozoid (06/17/2012) [-]
Who the **** gets raped at community service?
User avatar #276 to #271 - iRetaliate (06/17/2012) [-]
I think that OP was trying to make a ****** joke about "servicing the community"...
#272 to #271 - ninaf (06/17/2012) [-]
**ninaf rolled a random image posted in comment #5564544 at FJ Pony Thread ** Apparently OP
**ninaf rolled a random image posted in comment #5564544 at FJ Pony Thread ** Apparently OP
#268 - Jigglejellow (06/17/2012) [-]
*******		 hate when my mom does this 			****		..
******* hate when my mom does this **** ..
User avatar #283 to #270 - fuzzy lumpkins (06/17/2012) [-]
It's from a movie called "Gentleman Bronco's". It's an amazing movie.
User avatar #284 to #283 - zigarello (06/17/2012) [-]
lets have a look than eh
#21 - oddygnak (06/16/2012) [-]
"I want you home as soon as you get home from school"
"I want you home as soon as you get home from school"
#288 - tippidyt (06/17/2012) [-]
Bitch please..
Bitch please..
#177 - creamy (06/17/2012) [-]
It is blistering ******* hot out, my mom constantly belittles me and refuses to let me go into any sports because I'm "too weak", no one will employ me, meaning that I can't waste time or get any money to spend, my town has nothing enjoyable to go to except for a public pool that is always full and gross, and I hardly have any friends because they all drifted away from me and don't try to keep in contact with me anymore.

That's why I don't go out.
#184 to #177 - anon (06/17/2012) [-]
Maybe if you got all the spaghetti out of your pockets and started to lift weights your mother wouldnt think you were too weak. Also if that's her reasoning, she is a ******* idiot.
User avatar #189 to #184 - creamy (06/17/2012) [-]
I'm not really weak. At all. I've never been scrawny or frail and I can carry twice my weight on my back for a good half hour. Problem is my mom takes the time to pick at me to make me feel bad about myself, often calling me out on things that I'm not.
#191 to #189 - anon (06/17/2012) [-]
Aww what? You reply to that anon but not too me :( NO THUMBS.
#192 to #191 - anon (06/17/2012) [-]
*to
#180 to #177 - anon (06/17/2012) [-]
Because I feel bad, THUMBS FOR YOU. Good luck with the rest of your life, hang in there and you will be fine ^.^ I have the same problem with friends and I ended up being alright. Again good luck.
Because I feel bad, THUMBS FOR YOU. Good luck with the rest of your life, hang in there and you will be fine ^.^ I have the same problem with friends and I ended up being alright. Again good luck.
#17 - anon (06/16/2012) [-]
Another **** comic, thank you.
#165 to #164 - cakezs (06/17/2012) [-]
No sir, that man is getting sexual with this black guy.
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