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User avatar #231 - herrdouchebag (06/16/2012) [-]
A neutron walks into a bar.
It orders a drink.
It gets a drink.
Neutron finishes drink
Neutron asks, "How much?
Bartender says "For you, no charge".
User avatar #268 to #231 - mandalorehero (06/16/2012) [-]

Two atoms are walking down the street and they bump into each other. The first one says, "Barney! How the heck are you doing?
The second one says, "Aw, gee... not too good. I lost an electron the other day."
The first one says, "Oh wow - are you sure?"
The second one says, "Yeah, I'm positive."
User avatar #233 to #231 - rupturedpelvis (06/16/2012) [-]
My friend and I went to a local diner. To drink, I ordered some H2O. My friend asked for H2O too. He promptly died upon sipping his drink.
#237 to #233 - anonymous (06/16/2012) [-]
Hydrochloric acid doesn't taste very good.
#241 to #237 - anonymous (06/16/2012) [-]
Hydrochloric acid is HCl. H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide, a very potent and therefore toxic cleaning agent.
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