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#7 - drcookiemonster (06/15/2012) [+] (5 replies)
One of my close girl friends was in this situation. I was getting gas while she was in the car with me and she asked if I would buy condoms for her and her boyfriend, something about how shes 16 and the store clerk would judge her or whatever. I didn't understand why it was a big 						*******					 deal to buy condoms so I went in, tryin to be cool, pulled some condoms off the rack. They got stuck on the metal bar they were hanging on, and the whole rack fell down with condoms. Needless to say the condom rack was right by the checkout counter and they spilled all over the counter and floor. I tried to buy the condoms and walk out but the lady said I better help her pick up the condoms on the part of the floor she couldn't reach before I go. So everyone behind me is watching me as I slowly pick up condoms and they cant buy their 						****					 cuz they're all over the counter.    
Finally get to the car.   
"What took so long?'"    
"Don't worry about it."   
   
>mfw I developed an anxiety of buying condoms in public places
One of my close girl friends was in this situation. I was getting gas while she was in the car with me and she asked if I would buy condoms for her and her boyfriend, something about how shes 16 and the store clerk would judge her or whatever. I didn't understand why it was a big ******* deal to buy condoms so I went in, tryin to be cool, pulled some condoms off the rack. They got stuck on the metal bar they were hanging on, and the whole rack fell down with condoms. Needless to say the condom rack was right by the checkout counter and they spilled all over the counter and floor. I tried to buy the condoms and walk out but the lady said I better help her pick up the condoms on the part of the floor she couldn't reach before I go. So everyone behind me is watching me as I slowly pick up condoms and they cant buy their **** cuz they're all over the counter.
Finally get to the car.
"What took so long?'"
"Don't worry about it."

>mfw I developed an anxiety of buying condoms in public places
#27 - tehphire (06/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#65 - Metallicock (06/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I've never bought condoms before, but I think I would enjoy it

Staring down the person as they ring it up

and eventually get thrown out by security
#66 to #65 - Metallicock (06/16/2012) [-]
"plastic please"
#135 - winniedawho (06/16/2012) [+] (6 replies)
guys... how do you buy condoms on a convenient store? you ask the lady or point the condom or what? (yeah, I'm a virgin)
#138 to #137 - winniedawho (06/16/2012) [-]





hey I would like some penis rubbers please














am i doin it right?
User avatar #10 - neoexdeath (06/15/2012) [-]
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But I have no condoms
So Anal maybe?
#120 - AnFour (06/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Put it in her butt.
#140 - semisane (06/16/2012) [-]
**semisane rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Brock's Best Line **
mfw I buy condoms
#4 - ScottishMinor (06/15/2012) [+] (5 replies)
MFW no sex.
#1 - potatomike (06/15/2012) [-]
A male AND female Socially Awkward Penguin? By God, this may be the first original concept I've ever seen on FunnyJunk. TO THE FRONTPAGE!
#69 - lacsi (06/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Condoms?
Condoms?
#182 - Jameshaich (06/16/2012) [-]
My friend was getting his lady for the night, and wanted to get condoms. Since I was hanging about with him, I would accompany him to the self service isle.
No, instead he buys the condoms, and a cucumber. Then we both walk up to a cashier and he squeezes my ass and says "That'll be all, honey. I couldn't find the vaseline." to the cashier.
mfw
#133 - crythunder (06/16/2012) [-]
**crythunder rolled a random image posted in comment #5518347 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw buying condoms
#142 - sparkyfetchest (06/16/2012) [-]
expectation: cashier makes some joke about you buying condoms and embarrasses you.

reality: cashier rings you up, takes your money and not a single **** is given.
User avatar #63 - johnlemon (06/16/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>implying that SOP would ever have a girlfriend or any girl willing to have sex with him.

Learn to use memes people.
#73 to #63 - darthacerbus (06/16/2012) [-]
Socially Owkward Penguin?
Socially Owkward Penguin?
#119 - residentevilfan (06/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**residentevilfan rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Army ** mfw buying condoms
#60 - stripeygreenhat (06/16/2012) [-]
I'm overjoyed that Socially Awkward Penguin has someone to be with. He was probably very lonely before.

Dammit I'm happy for a fictional internet character.

Maybe it's because he gives me hope.
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