Condoms. . BUT“ WANT TO HAVE SEX autumn» Blur cannons ,. One of my close girl friends was in this situation. I was getting gas while she was in the car with me and she asked if I would buy condoms for her and her boyf
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#71 to #27 - anon (06/16/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #5880161 at FJ Pony Thread ** who i am going to buy condoms with
#76 to #27 - captainrattrap (06/16/2012) [-]
I am a God amongst mere ms paint mortals.
#7 - drcookiemonster (06/15/2012) [-]
One of my close girl friends was in this situation. I was getting gas while she was in the car with me and she asked if I would buy condoms for her and her boyfriend, something about how shes 16 and the store clerk would judge her or whatever. I didn't understand why it was a big 			*******		 deal to buy condoms so I went in, tryin to be cool, pulled some condoms off the rack. They got stuck on the metal bar they were hanging on, and the whole rack fell down with condoms. Needless to say the condom rack was right by the checkout counter and they spilled all over the counter and floor. I tried to buy the condoms and walk out but the lady said I better help her pick up the condoms on the part of the floor she couldn't reach before I go. So everyone behind me is watching me as I slowly pick up condoms and they cant buy their 			****		 cuz they're all over the counter.    
Finally get to the car.   
"What took so long?'"    
"Don't worry about it."   
   
>mfw I developed an anxiety of buying condoms in public places
One of my close girl friends was in this situation. I was getting gas while she was in the car with me and she asked if I would buy condoms for her and her boyfriend, something about how shes 16 and the store clerk would judge her or whatever. I didn't understand why it was a big ******* deal to buy condoms so I went in, tryin to be cool, pulled some condoms off the rack. They got stuck on the metal bar they were hanging on, and the whole rack fell down with condoms. Needless to say the condom rack was right by the checkout counter and they spilled all over the counter and floor. I tried to buy the condoms and walk out but the lady said I better help her pick up the condoms on the part of the floor she couldn't reach before I go. So everyone behind me is watching me as I slowly pick up condoms and they cant buy their **** cuz they're all over the counter.
Finally get to the car.
"What took so long?'"
"Don't worry about it."

>mfw I developed an anxiety of buying condoms in public places
User avatar #139 to #7 - glasgowrangers (06/16/2012) [-]
yes.... i hear every shop have those 'condom rack ladies'
#8 to #7 - nlreturns (06/15/2012) [-]
**nlreturns rolled a random image posted in comment #472 at New Idea ** mfw reading that comment
#15 to #7 - suckmyass (06/16/2012) [-]
Am I the only one that heard "Life is unfaaaaiir" while looking at that .gif?
User avatar #161 to #15 - hemming (06/16/2012) [-]
The gif is too fast, i can only make it to "Life is un-blob blobblob*
#109 to #15 - jolesty (06/16/2012) [-]
I thought, "You're not the boss of me now" would play in the intro?
User avatar #10 - neoexdeath ONLINE (06/15/2012) [-]
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But I have no condoms
So Anal maybe?
#120 - AnFour (06/16/2012) [-]
Put it in her butt.
#122 to #120 - anon (06/16/2012) [-]
but i poop from there
+3
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#140 - semisane (06/16/2012) [-]
**semisane rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Brock's Best Line **
mfw I buy condoms
#65 - Metallicock (06/16/2012) [-]
I've never bought condoms before, but I think I would enjoy it

Staring down the person as they ring it up

and eventually get thrown out by security
#134 to #65 - robertozz (06/16/2012) [-]
your 			*******		 username....
your ******* username....
#66 to #65 - Metallicock (06/16/2012) [-]
"plastic please"
#4 - ScottishMinor (06/15/2012) [-]
MFW no sex.
#14 to #4 - anon (06/15/2012) [-]
*roll image*
#23 to #22 - anon (06/16/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #602 at I just thought of this. **
#24 to #23 - mvtjets (06/16/2012) [-]
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#69 - lacsi (06/16/2012) [-]
Condoms?
Condoms?
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#182 - Jameshaich (06/16/2012) [-]
My friend was getting his lady for the night, and wanted to get condoms. Since I was hanging about with him, I would accompany him to the self service isle.
No, instead he buys the condoms, and a cucumber. Then we both walk up to a cashier and he squeezes my ass and says "That'll be all, honey. I couldn't find the vaseline." to the cashier.
mfw
#133 - crythunder (06/16/2012) [-]
**crythunder rolled a random image posted in comment #5518347 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw buying condoms
#170 - Goldenhawk (06/16/2012) [-]
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#119 - residentevilfan (06/16/2012) [-]
**residentevilfan rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Army ** mfw buying condoms
User avatar #123 to #119 - TheFixer (06/16/2012) [-]
silly 9fag your army of kittens wont do **** , we have cat crossbows, cats > kittens.
User avatar #124 to #123 - residentevilfan (06/16/2012) [-]
you can't kill cute things
User avatar #125 to #124 - TheFixer (06/16/2012) [-]
i can corrupt them, also the rest of the internet has the cat crossbows and all 9fag has are kittens, kittens cant fly their aerodinamically flawed, now cats, cats are purrfectly aerodinamic
#60 - stripeygreenhat (06/16/2012) [-]
I'm overjoyed that Socially Awkward Penguin has someone to be with. He was probably very lonely before.

Dammit I'm happy for a fictional internet character.

Maybe it's because he gives me hope.
#165 - anon (06/16/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at TO MANY FEELS ** mfw when I don't need condoms because my hand can't get pregnant
#135 - winniedawho ONLINE (06/16/2012) [-]
guys... how do you buy condoms on a convenient store? you ask the lady or point the condom or what? (yeah, I'm a virgin)
User avatar #149 to #135 - nycdood (06/16/2012) [-]
You pull out your dick, point down at it (with both index fingers) and say "I need to rap this **** up, bitch. Where're the ************* rubs"

That is the proper etiquette when purchasing contraceptives of the condom form.
#148 to #135 - sevensixtwo (06/16/2012) [-]
go to walmart, buy them (theyre cheaper) then pay at the jewelry center or service desk. they can still ring you up, but theres no line of people staring at your purchase. its faster too.

convienence store, just ask if theyre behind the counter. if youre nervous, make a joke about condoms being cheaper than diapers, thatll make the cashier laugh and the ice will be broken.

pic related.
User avatar #137 to #135 - Harkonnen (06/16/2012) [-]
You whisper to the lady: hey I would like some penis rubbers please
#138 to #137 - winniedawho ONLINE (06/16/2012) [-]





hey I would like some penis rubbers please














am i doin it right?
User avatar #141 to #138 - biograde (06/16/2012) [-]
yep do that
#143 to #137 - dbanks (06/16/2012) [-]
Penis rubbers...
#42 - psestabber (06/16/2012) [-]
**psestabber rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at dump in the comments ** mfw first time buying condoms
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