Condoms. . BUT“ WANT TO HAVE SEX autumn» Blur cannons ,. One of my close girl friends was in this situation. I was getting gas while she was in the car with me and she asked if I would buy condoms for her and her boyf Condoms BUT“ WANT TO HAVE SEX autumn» Blur cannons One of my close girl friends was in this situation I getting gas while she the car with me and asked if would buy condoms for her boyf
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#7 - drcookiemonster
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(06/15/2012) [-]
One of my close girl friends was in this situation. I was getting gas while she was in the car with me and she asked if I would buy condoms for her and her boyfriend, something about how shes 16 and the store clerk would judge her or whatever. I didn't understand why it was a big ******* deal to buy condoms so I went in, tryin to be cool, pulled some condoms off the rack. They got stuck on the metal bar they were hanging on, and the whole rack fell down with condoms. Needless to say the condom rack was right by the checkout counter and they spilled all over the counter and floor. I tried to buy the condoms and walk out but the lady said I better help her pick up the condoms on the part of the floor she couldn't reach before I go. So everyone behind me is watching me as I slowly pick up condoms and they cant buy their **** cuz they're all over the counter.    
Finally get to the car.   
"What took so long?'"    
"Don't worry about it."   
   
>mfw I developed an anxiety of buying condoms in public places
One of my close girl friends was in this situation. I was getting gas while she was in the car with me and she asked if I would buy condoms for her and her boyfriend, something about how shes 16 and the store clerk would judge her or whatever. I didn't understand why it was a big ******* deal to buy condoms so I went in, tryin to be cool, pulled some condoms off the rack. They got stuck on the metal bar they were hanging on, and the whole rack fell down with condoms. Needless to say the condom rack was right by the checkout counter and they spilled all over the counter and floor. I tried to buy the condoms and walk out but the lady said I better help her pick up the condoms on the part of the floor she couldn't reach before I go. So everyone behind me is watching me as I slowly pick up condoms and they cant buy their **** cuz they're all over the counter.
Finally get to the car.
"What took so long?'"
"Don't worry about it."

>mfw I developed an anxiety of buying condoms in public places
#8 to #7 - nlreturns
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**nlreturns rolled a random image posted in comment #472 at New Idea ** mfw reading that comment
User avatar #139 to #7 - glasgowrangers
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(06/16/2012) [-]
yes.... i hear every shop have those 'condom rack ladies'
#15 to #7 - suckmyass
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(06/16/2012) [-]
Am I the only one that heard "Life is unfaaaaiir" while looking at that .gif?
User avatar #161 to #15 - hemming
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(06/16/2012) [-]
The gif is too fast, i can only make it to "Life is un-blob blobblob*
#109 to #15 - jolesty
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(06/16/2012) [-]
I thought, "You're not the boss of me now" would play in the intro?
#3 - thepiratemonkey
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(06/15/2012) [-]
#27 - tehphire
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#76 to #27 - captainrattrap
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(06/16/2012) [-]
I am a God amongst mere ms paint mortals.
#71 to #27 - anon id: febc6eb5
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(06/16/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #5880161 at FJ Pony Thread ** who i am going to buy condoms with
#65 - Metallicock
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(06/16/2012) [-]
I've never bought condoms before, but I think I would enjoy it

Staring down the person as they ring it up

and eventually get thrown out by security
#134 to #65 - robertozz
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(06/16/2012) [-]
your ******* username....
your ******* username....
#72 to #65 - naggerbatch
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#66 to #65 - Metallicock
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(06/16/2012) [-]
"plastic please"
#132 - sleepinginsomnia
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#91 - chinocochino
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#59 - HunterAsesino
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#135 - winniedawho
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(06/16/2012) [-]
guys... how do you buy condoms on a convenient store? you ask the lady or point the condom or what? (yeah, I'm a virgin)
User avatar #149 to #135 - nycdood
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(06/16/2012) [-]
You pull out your dick, point down at it (with both index fingers) and say "I need to rap this **** up, bitch. Where're the ************* rubs"

That is the proper etiquette when purchasing contraceptives of the condom form.
#148 to #135 - sevensixtwo
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(06/16/2012) [-]
go to walmart, buy them (theyre cheaper) then pay at the jewelry center or service desk. they can still ring you up, but theres no line of people staring at your purchase. its faster too.

convienence store, just ask if theyre behind the counter. if youre nervous, make a joke about condoms being cheaper than diapers, thatll make the cashier laugh and the ice will be broken.

pic related.
User avatar #137 to #135 - Harkonnen
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(06/16/2012) [-]
You whisper to the lady: hey I would like some penis rubbers please
#138 to #137 - winniedawho
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hey I would like some penis rubbers please














am i doin it right?
User avatar #141 to #138 - biograde
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(06/16/2012) [-]
yep do that
#143 to #137 - dbanks
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(06/16/2012) [-]
Penis rubbers...
User avatar #10 - neoexdeath
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(06/15/2012) [-]
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But I have no condoms
So Anal maybe?
#120 - AnFour
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(06/16/2012) [-]
Put it in her butt.
#122 to #120 - anon id: 9681bb5e
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(06/16/2012) [-]
but i poop from there
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