I almost died tonight. I didn't want to sleep ever again anyways. Me in the dark, browsing the interwbs like nermal. Suddenly, the hem my pants brush my feet. b
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I almost died tonight

I didn't want to sleep ever again anyways

Me in the dark, browsing the interwbs like nermal.
Suddenly, the hem my pants brush my feet.
brush hem eff .'
tether :Photot,: t: , browsing*
The hem brushes my feet again
elsker my tees.
HOLY ;
OF ******* **** DAMN
****** **** FROM
HELL GOING TO EAT
ME WHILE I SLEEP
******* HELL I' M
GONNA DIE ****
SOMEONE HELP PLEASE
KILL THE BITCH WITH
NUCLEAR WARFARE ****
BITCH ******* ****
HOLY ******* HELL
I' LL **** BRICKS
IF IT *******
FLIES ****
IT' S GOTTA
BE FROM A
BOUNTY HUNTER
TU ******* KILL
ME WHILE I SLEEP
HOLY **** I' M
GOING TU DIE
THIS BITCH
IS IMMORTAL
******* **** ,
DAMN **** .
BASTARD ATE J:
MY FOOT OFF
HOLY GOAT BALL
MOTHER OF **** I' M 'd
GONNA DIE DAMN BITCH
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User avatar #7 - avastbluesky (06/14/2012) [+] (7 replies)
i ******* hate that **** !
i had one of those ******* on the back of my door when i closed it.
smacked the **** out of it with a wooden plank.

also, similar story.
few nights ago, laying in bed. left bicep is a little itchy.move my arm.feel it again.
all the lights are off so i use my phone light and look at my arm.
******* big brown spider.
flip **** , jump up, turn light on, bust out plank, kill that ****** .
#64 - Nickdowgg (06/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I have a story kinda like this   
> fapping one lonely night   
> feel itch on back   
> scratch that 						****					   
> almost done fapping   
> feel itch again but lower   
> scratch that 						*****					   
> finish fapping and get ready to shower   
> forget towel and no ones in the house   
> trying to find one while nude   
> don't notice the blinds are open and crystal clear windows to neighbors house   
> feel that damn itch again but near my ass   
> look in mirror   
> BIG ASS 						*******					 SPIDER CHILLING ABOVE MY ASS   
> flip 						****					 trying to get that bitch off   
> hit lamp, picture frame, vase   
> see neighbors looking in disgust   
> spider is gone   
> calmly walk back to shower   
> get done and look at floor where I had a battle with the 						******					   
> the spider splattered all over the floor   
> laugh   
My neighbors never liked me anyway.
I have a story kinda like this
> fapping one lonely night
> feel itch on back
> scratch that ****
> almost done fapping
> feel itch again but lower
> scratch that *****
> finish fapping and get ready to shower
> forget towel and no ones in the house
> trying to find one while nude
> don't notice the blinds are open and crystal clear windows to neighbors house
> feel that damn itch again but near my ass
> look in mirror
> BIG ASS ******* SPIDER CHILLING ABOVE MY ASS
> flip **** trying to get that bitch off
> hit lamp, picture frame, vase
> see neighbors looking in disgust
> spider is gone
> calmly walk back to shower
> get done and look at floor where I had a battle with the ******
> the spider splattered all over the floor
> laugh
My neighbors never liked me anyway.
#76 - zash (06/14/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Isn't that a Silverfish? they're harmless from what I know, there all over my area. Woke up with one on my arm and freaked though. Thumb for you.
#59 - azsolii (06/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Holy crap guys, calm the **** down!

First off, that's not a silverfish. A silverfish is the creature on the left. They're usually about an inch long at most and are often found in old books nomming on the pages.

The creature on the right (which is in the OC) is a house centipede. This little guys actually are GOOD to have in the house. They nom on spiders, silverfish, cockroaches, ants, and so forth. They're not often seen out in the open unless they're hunting for prey. Else, they're usually hidden in the shadows. Also? They usually don't bite, because they usually can't penetrate human skin. In the cases when they do (and you'd have to literally PUSH THE DAMN THING AGAINST YOUR SKIN), it's usually no worse than a bee sting.

TL;DR: Calm the **** down. House Centipedes are not only good, they're fairly harmless if you leave them alone.
#67 to #59 - pupito (06/14/2012) [-]
Harmless if left alone?
I took that advice once, and left the house centipede in our kitchen alone.
Because I let it live, it had babies.
I then had not only one, but hundreds.
#204 - skuser (06/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You lost a glorious opportunity to add "the game" on that text....
User avatar #244 - muffinsauce (06/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be chopping wood for my grandparents
>feel a little brush on my leg
>tell myself it's just a leaf or something
>feel another brush higher up on my leg
>decide to actually look
>it's one of those *************
>immediately take all of my clothes off
>run into my grandparents house completely naked
>jump into the shower
>grandma comes outside to check on me while I'm in the shower
>sees my clothes on the ground and me nowhere to be found
>calls the police
>they arrive and find me in the kitchen
>they completely understood and we laughed it off
#140 - mistyfyx (06/15/2012) [-]
That moment when your pooping, and one of those little dickheads come scuttling out from under your feet.
So you akwardly start flailing on the toilet like a roaring thunder cunt, because you cant move due to your excrement-covered bottom.
#197 - rachaelalana (06/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
My first OC and it's front page?? Thank you so much :D I love you all!!!

....As long as you aren't that creepy ****** that crawled over my foot
#276 - evanistheman (06/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Did anyone else read the entire slue of curse words at the end?
Did anyone else read the entire slue of curse words at the end?
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#286 - moneybag (06/15/2012) [-]
Made me raise my feet off the floor..........
#216 - deepfatfries (06/15/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Have any of you guys experience the horror of waking up and somehow some way a praying ******* mantis is right there in front of you? At the time i was about 11 and We were at vacation in puerto rico and I spent the first night on a mattress on the floor at my uncle's relatives house. Well we found a pray mantis earlier and we kept it in a box away from adults, so they had no idea. I dont consider it a box really, it was just a piece of folded cardboard -the "wall" of the box (for the pray mantis's point of view) was barley taller then the lil ****** , and so it came out (there was also a opening that it could of got out of, but we tried to cover it before hand , dont know if thats how the mantis came out) . So i wake up ready to go, put on my glasses and then bam
this is what i see
<--------------
Just staring at me, and i thought it wanted to eat my head off because i had saw what a female does to the male mantis after they mate.
i still have chills to this day...ugh....
What did i learn: DAMN! nature - you scary!
User avatar #203 - spacefield (06/15/2012) [-]
I read allllll of the rant on the last picture. God dammit


btw I lost it at "I'll **** bricks if it ******* flies."
#145 - Mrrofl (06/15/2012) [-]
you just made a huge deposit
+9
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#83 - xXDisturbedXx (06/14/2012) [-]
oh hell no
User avatar #16 - metalguitarest (06/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
There has been a recent increase in good OC lately. You kick ass my friend
User avatar #260 - keybladeking (06/15/2012) [-]
Saw one of those on the wall while I was playing Mass Effect 3. Nearly threw my couch at the ****** ..
#116 - RamboTrucker (06/15/2012) [-]
I ******* HATE THOSE BASTARDS
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