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Bad Pickup line Paul

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Submitted: 06/14/2012
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#2 - biaeen (06/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I like my women how I like my scotch, girl...
On rocks
User avatar #18 - HeartOfTheDL (06/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Diablo pick up line:

how bout you come over to my temple and I'll show you how to really exorcist a demon
User avatar #26 to #18 - CapnInterwebz (06/15/2012) [-]
Secondary Diablo pick up line:

User avatar #5 - specialday (06/14/2012) [-]
That woman's eyes and smile is oddly close looking to the new Stalker Girlfriend Meme
User avatar #7 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (06/14/2012) [-]
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm on bath salts
Your face looks tasty.
#25 - notalfewtag (06/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> mfw when there's a "funny" channel on FunnyJunk.
User avatar #14 - qazzuiop (06/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I wish I was DNA helicase, so then I could unzip your genes.
#13 - lukemeadows (06/15/2012) [-]
if i could rearrange the alphabet

id put my dick in your ass
#32 - rambearclaw (06/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
60% of the this works. Everytime.
User avatar #24 - Xeirky (06/15/2012) [-]
well **** you too my name is paul
#29 - midnightcity (06/15/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open your legs
And give me an hour
#27 - kvnkvn (06/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
MFW she looks like Overly Attached Girlfriend
#23 - Womens Study Major (06/15/2012) [-]
My mom keeps calling me special, but I still can't figure out who Ed is
#17 - tonybony (06/15/2012) [-]
Girl let's go back to my place so I can treat you like my pinkie toe and bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
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#12 - roarflmao (06/15/2012) [-]
No, but your parents are most likely siblings Paul...
#10 - Womens Study Major (06/14/2012) [-]
Does this smell like chloroform?
User avatar #6 - wazapdude (06/14/2012) [-]
I remember hearing this on the Robin William comedy show he did recently.
User avatar #16 - drcroccer (06/15/2012) [-]
Forced meme is forced.

We already got that Filipino guy a few posts back, why do people need to make different variants of the same joke every time?
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