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#283 - kickinbluntz (06/14/2012) [-]
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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User avatar #293 to #283 - airveil (06/14/2012) [-]
this **** is so ******* old. reposted from 4chan
#291 to #283 - anonymous (06/14/2012) [-]
Even Anon hate you :I faggot
User avatar #289 to #283 - tehlulzbringer (06/14/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot.
#292 to #289 - commentking (06/14/2012) [-]
>I am trained in gorilla warfare
>Gorilla warfare
>Gorilla
User avatar #296 to #292 - tehlulzbringer (06/14/2012) [-]
Yes, that's the joke, I think
User avatar #288 to #283 - unrealsurfer (06/14/2012) [-]
send this kid to 4chan. oh hell be sorry
User avatar #286 to #283 - Sammiches (06/14/2012) [-]
What a nice plate of copypasta
#284 to #283 - anonymous (06/14/2012) [-]
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