2 dollar bill.. . The 2 Dollar Bill reissues“ Q - I ille, in: filth mum The 32 are . eeryone should start carrying tatami lam STILL i think we need to quit savi
Click to expand

2 dollar bill.

The 2 Dollar Bill
reissues“ Q -
I ille, in:
The 32 are . eeryone should start carrying tatami
lam STILL i think we need to quit saving our its bins and bring them out in public, The younger generation absent know they
On my way home that were at Taco son for e sures bite to set. in my birthed are a see our and s as our timers that with a so -'
are acen get something to eat and not have to may about anyone getting imitated at me for trying to break a 350 out
Q Tii, to this one burrito please, to "
Haiti be aif, 04, Est tit?‘
Tha, its to this point, i open my ' oid and hand him the its bin. He testis at it kind of many
server; ‘Uh. neng on a sec, in be nant been .
He goes to rain to his manager, who is **** within my earshot. The kowtowing conversation occurs between the two ofthem:
Server: ‘Hey, you ever see a so bill?"
Mt A What?"
t Server: as are This guy Just gave it to me. .
Manager: Mat for something eras. There' s no such thing as a bib. .
I Gigs; "roan, thought so. R
He comes back to me and says, We dent fake these Do you have anything ates?‘
hits; "Just this Mr Ted dent tetra Wits? Why?''
Server: ‘i dent know R -1.
Q "See hem where it says legal tender?‘
server: math.''
hie: "So, why wont you tetra it?‘
Server, Mee, hang on a sec. "
He goes been to his manager, who has been watching me this i' m a enemies: and says to him, ‘He says i have to tetra it. R
Mane an ‘ have anything eisa t"
server; "rose. a titty. i' ii get it and you can open the sets and get change I s'
Main Tm not opening the safe with him in here. R
Manager: ‘Teri him to come been tater when he has rest money.‘
i Senior? "i cant tab him then You tab hmmf
dust our him.,"
e. We we y? This is weird. going in beer. -
The manager approaches me and says, Tm sorry, but we dent tetra big bins this time at night. .
ii are only seven : loceri Wait then, here' s a two dollar bib. .
We dent tetra those, either.‘
r, "l you Jotos why.‘
Mg: ready, why.‘
Malay Thease teams before Matt mart
s htat; ‘Excuse me?"
Manager: 'Please leave before Mair mart security. q
ME: ‘iterates earth for?‘
Manager: ‘Hesse. sir.‘
his "tht, go ahead, call them,"
wouid you pisses just move?‘
s Maggy: ‘Fine - have it your way then. .
Hey. that' s Burger King, isn' t ?'
At this point, he Backs awe y item me and carts mall security on the phone around the corner. i have two people staring at me item the
dining area. and i begin laughing out loud, just tor attest. A few minutes tater this - guy
Comes in.
Guard: “teen, Mitre, when up?‘
t Manager : "This guy is trying to give me some {pause} funny money.‘
Manage "Get this .- A two donor our -
were too us J ‘why some a guy tetra e two donor bird‘
Manager: "f dent mow. He' s kinda weird. iota says the only other thing he has is a tny.''
Guard: on, so tits tiers reiter-
Egg "No, the Mm miter bib is. -
Guard: may wouid he fake a two donor bill?"
Maggi; "l dent moist can you more to him. and get him out others?‘
Security Guard walks over to ms and .... ..
Georg: ‘Mitre hers tetra his you have some tetra this were trying to use.‘
Guard.‘ "Lemme see 'em."
I Guard: its you want me to get the caps in here?"
errors point ism ready to soy, ‘sure. please?" out i user to set, so issy "tweet trying to tray a some and as y not it with this two donor
f put the our up near his face, and he tranches titre Fro taking a swing at him. He takes the bin, turns it over a me times in his hands, and
says, Tter, Mitre, whats wrong with this bin?‘
Maggy: ‘it' s tetra.‘
t Guard: doesn' t toes tetra to his q p;
Manager: "But its a two miter his -
Main "Well, there' s no such thing, is there?"
The security guard and i both took at him this has an idiot, and it dawns on the guy that he has no clue,
so it turns out that my burrito was has and he threw in a smart drink and some entrees cinnamon , too.
Made me want to get a whore stack of Mo donor bins Just to see what happens when thy to buy stub’. it i got the right group of peopie, i
come probabky and up in fan. We get free mad there, too.
  • Recommend tagsx
Views: 23621
Favorited: 81
Submitted: 06/13/2012
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to ferrum submit to reddit


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#63 - datfeel (06/14/2012) [-]
I once sold a $2.00 bill for $5.00. Joked around that I'd give it to her for 5 dollars, turns out, she really wanted that $2.00 bill.
User avatar #95 - The Last Templar (06/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The lady running the cash register at my school called over one of the cops that monitor the cafeteria and claimed that the kid was trying to give her counterfeit money. After a brief inspection, the cop told her that it wasn't fake and it was just a 2 dollar bill. She then proceeded to argue with him for several minutes about whether or not 2 dollar bills were real or not.
#97 to #95 - rprol ONLINE (06/14/2012) [-]
Probably why she works in a cafeteria
#4 - grimbaker (06/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
....mfw someone doesn't know 2 dollar bills exist
#41 - juggernaughtgod (06/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm from Canada and i knew this god dammit ..........probably gonna get thumbed down
#57 - makujensi (06/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I just saw an add in the paper to buy a $2 bill for $3.95.
I just saw an add in the paper to buy a $2 bill for $3.95.
User avatar #44 - spacefield (06/14/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I didn't know $2 were still in circulation.
P.S. Aren't $2 worth a bit of money?
User avatar #21 - forevermonkeys (06/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm 15, my dad loves to give my allowance in two dollar bills. Once he gave me $170 in two dollar bills -.- its quite annoying.
User avatar #100 - RyanTheLeet (06/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My little sister spent my $2 bill because she thought it was just another type of dollar.
So I spent all of my ammunition.
User avatar #34 - xfostbytex (06/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I buy the two dollar bills that I collect at my arbys.
#40 to #37 - Alchemyst ONLINE (06/14/2012) [-]
Oh, don't be so contrary. Here, go buy yourself some more money!
User avatar #25 - bandoslootshare (06/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I remember when I first say this post 7 years ago on 4chan..
#29 to #28 - bandoslootshare (06/14/2012) [-]
*saw. should probably replaced "post" with picture.
#22 - thunderbirdbass (06/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
The first dollar bill I found when I was little was a 2 dollar bill, it's looks ancient now like 14 years later.
#32 to #27 - kirafivefoursix (06/14/2012) [-]
When I was little I went to the mall with my grandpa and I found a wallet with a lot of money in it and no ID cards of any sort. My grandpa took it and kept most of the money, leaving me with like 5 dollars. Made me mad, man...
User avatar #7 - dangalo ONLINE (06/13/2012) [+] (11 replies)
I live in europe and don't know if this is real.
User avatar #9 to #8 - generic (06/13/2012) [-]
It is, US just took the 2$ out in like the 50's
User avatar #61 - toomas (06/14/2012) [-]
Strip club in my hometown gives $2 bills as change. Before 8PM, a $5 charge paid with a $20 gets you $10, 2x$2, $1; as the night progresses they give more and more 2s in a hope that you will mistake them for ones in your drunken horn and double your tips.

Clever bastards, I still have about eight of them in my wallet.

I'm kind've a jew at the strip club
#103 - dinopoopsicle (06/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My dad gave me a 2 dollar bill when I was 10 and I thought it was so cool and promised my dad I would never spend it.9 years later its still in my desk drawer
User avatar #16 - theresetbutton (06/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You know im still fairly young, but I always make sure to try and expand my knowledge every day so **** like this doesn't happen and I don't end up looking like a ******* idiot in front of my elders. I don't even know how the hell that guy got to be manager.
User avatar #19 to #18 - theresetbutton (06/13/2012) [-]
True, a mall taco bell.
#108 - bugattigriefers (06/14/2012) [-]
*******		 RETARD
******* RETARD
#69 - killingalice ONLINE (06/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
On my 16th birthday I asked my grandparents to just give me money. They gave me 10 numbered envelopes. #1 had one $2 bill in it, #2 had two $2 bills in it and so on. In the end I had 55 $2 bills. Most of the people I gave them to didn't know they're still being made. Luckily nobody kicked me out, questioned me (other than "How did you get so many?"), or called the cops.

Picture actually kind of related.
User avatar #23 - torchrose ONLINE (06/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The thing that gets me, is that stupid people buy $2 bills at the flea market for $3. When I see it, I wonder if this town was built on retards.
User avatar #26 to #23 - jokeface (06/14/2012) [-]
yea but they're not just buying 2 dollar bills, they're buying the amusing anecdotes that go along with them, like this one.
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)