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#144 - mrbeefyness (06/26/2012) [-]
thats just like the old £5 coins in england. They look at you like you just dropped a dead cat on the counter :/
User avatar #122 - wrought (06/14/2012) [-]
Canadafag here, we use a coin for it instead
#127 to #122 - mrmanman (06/14/2012) [-]
Well we used to have a 2 dollar bill but they scrapped it
User avatar #125 to #122 - bizzarenight (06/14/2012) [-]
think we had both $1 and $2 bills , not sure why it was changed over to coins...
User avatar #136 to #125 - wrought (06/14/2012) [-]
The lifetime of a coin is longer than that of a bill
User avatar #128 to #125 - penisalphanugnut (06/14/2012) [-]
I hate that we have the Loonie and Twoonie. ******* change makes me pants heavy.
#130 to #128 - bizzarenight (06/14/2012) [-]
i was born when they change it over to coins... never had the experience of using $1 or $2 bills..

although i have a $1 bill but it is completely worthless ( worth only $1 )
User avatar #131 to #130 - bizzarenight (06/14/2012) [-]
* forgot to add this

only because of the condition it is in
User avatar #112 - scndl (06/14/2012) [-]
I don't really get it, I'm from Australia so can anyone fill me in :(
User avatar #119 to #112 - giggidyy (06/14/2012) [-]
The $2 bill is a very rare form of currency these days in the US. It is the least printed bill. I actually was under the impression that they were no longer being made until a few minutes ago when I googled it and actually found out there are some still being printed. When I was growing up in the 90's I remember them being pretty common. But other then the 1 $2 bill that I have had forever, i have not seen one in well over a decade.
User avatar #118 to #112 - scndl (06/14/2012) [-]
Oh alright, thanks alot guys :)
User avatar #115 to #112 - eyelaughdahame (06/14/2012) [-]
$2 bills aren't in circulation in the US and haven't been for a while so using them in transactions is quite uncommon.
#116 to #115 - anonymous (06/14/2012) [-]
they are in circulation, they are just no longer printed, but yeah
#117 to #116 - eyelaughdahame (06/14/2012) [-]
Thank you, that's what i meant to say.
#114 to #112 - anonymous (06/14/2012) [-]
they don't print 2 dolla bills anymore, but they are still legal tender. So it is possible to never have seen one, even though they are legit currency
User avatar #113 to #112 - chevah (06/14/2012) [-]
$2 dollar bills aren't really seen a lot I'm guessing, and this guy must have never seen one before. Kinda like £1 bills over here
#106 - GeneralLeeInsane ONLINE (06/14/2012) [-]
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#103 - dinopoopsicle (06/14/2012) [-]
My dad gave me a 2 dollar bill when I was 10 and I thought it was so cool and promised my dad I would never spend it.9 years later its still in my desk drawer
#109 to #103 - anonymous (06/14/2012) [-]
My grandmother gave me one for my tenth birthday, I still have it in my wallet under my license.
User avatar #102 - zhahje (06/14/2012) [-]
I guess it's like 200 euro bills, it just seems it's an awkward quantity or something. I've literally only seen one of those twice: when euros came into circulation and we got the "new money" from the bank and were all like "oh lol it looks like monopoly money", and when a teacher showed one to us as a rarity.
User avatar #121 to #102 - fuzzyballs (06/14/2012) [-]
....I have one in my wallet right now
User avatar #134 to #121 - zhahje (06/14/2012) [-]
Congratulations
User avatar #135 to #134 - fuzzyballs (06/14/2012) [-]
that means I'm richer than you, did you know that?
User avatar #100 - RyanTheLeet (06/14/2012) [-]
My little sister spent my $2 bill because she thought it was just another type of dollar.
So I spent all of my ammunition.
#143 to #100 - kaiwan (06/16/2012) [-]
Sucks. They aren't even rare. Just ask for 'em at a bank.
User avatar #99 - hazardman (06/14/2012) [-]
I didn't know 2 dollar bills were rare like that. We always have a few in my house. We try to keep them for good luck, but we always spend them. We never run out of them though...
User avatar #107 to #99 - Esplosions (06/14/2012) [-]
They aren't that rare. My grandparents got me 10 of them for Christmas because they say me printing one for a Halloween costume. They said you can get them from any bank if you ask.
User avatar #95 - The Last Templar (06/14/2012) [-]
The lady running the cash register at my school called over one of the cops that monitor the cafeteria and claimed that the kid was trying to give her counterfeit money. After a brief inspection, the cop told her that it wasn't fake and it was just a 2 dollar bill. She then proceeded to argue with him for several minutes about whether or not 2 dollar bills were real or not.
#97 to #95 - rprol (06/14/2012) [-]
Probably why she works in a cafeteria
User avatar #94 - johngun (06/14/2012) [-]
its a REPOST
User avatar #82 - theninjaboy (06/14/2012) [-]
are they still in circulation? if so i wanna get some when i go to the states
User avatar #110 to #82 - nameles (06/14/2012) [-]
last i knew you could ask any bank for them
#91 to #82 - anonymous (06/14/2012) [-]
kind of. they don't print them anymore
User avatar #81 - xanaga (06/14/2012) [-]
I have around 50 of them that my dad left me, i figure instead of spending them on food, they may be worth something some day.
User avatar #124 to #81 - bizzarenight (06/14/2012) [-]
sort of like the Canadian $1 bill?
User avatar #89 to #81 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (06/14/2012) [-]
They only worth about $2 each right now...
User avatar #90 to #89 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (06/14/2012) [-]
They are*
#93 to #90 - xanaga (06/14/2012) [-]
I'm aware. When i said "something" I meant something of greater value. Though i'm sure you know that
I'm aware. When i said "something" I meant something of greater value. Though i'm sure you know that
#98 to #93 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (06/14/2012) [-]
Yes I did. I was attempting(And failing somewhat) to make what some people call a "joke"... And because of my failure of being funny, I shall post a .Gif...
Yes I did. I was attempting(And failing somewhat) to make what some people call a "joke"... And because of my failure of being funny, I shall post a .Gif...
User avatar #101 to #98 - lordhasta (06/14/2012) [-]
Gif accepted.
#80 - anonymous (06/14/2012) [-]
this was the most boring story ever thank you
#76 - HelloPandy (06/14/2012) [-]
If you're Asian, then you often get these on Chinese New year and birthdays. It's considered lucky money.
#75 - leawesomesauce ONLINE (06/14/2012) [-]
#74 - anonymous (06/14/2012) [-]
not in circulation but canada did have a 1 dollar and 2 dollar bill for a while, and yes pennies are accepted but no longer made cause it cost more then 1 cent to make them.
User avatar #105 to #74 - theblastradius (06/14/2012) [-]
Mostly true, but they aren't going to stop making pennies until September.
User avatar #73 - lunasmidnight **User deleted account** (06/14/2012) [-]
This has to be one of the funniest things I've found on FJ in a long time, a shame it's not getting too many thumbs yet.

Here's to hoping this gets more!
User avatar #70 - TheCerealKiller (06/14/2012) [-]
I'm 17, I work at Taco Bell, and I do in fact know what a two dollar bill is, am in possession of one. There's is actually this elderly man who eats their often, and for no reason what so ever he gives everyone working there that night a two dollar bill when he eats their.

The weird thing is that most people aren't aware that they are in still in circulation.
User avatar #71 to #70 - TheCerealKiller (06/14/2012) [-]
Completely mixed my there/their around.
#69 - killingalice (06/14/2012) [-]
On my 16th birthday I asked my grandparents to just give me money. They gave me 10 numbered envelopes. #1 had one $2 bill in it, #2 had two $2 bills in it and so on. In the end I had 55 $2 bills. Most of the people I gave them to didn't know they're still being made. Luckily nobody kicked me out, questioned me (other than "How did you get so many?"), or called the cops.

Picture actually kind of related.
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