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#63 - datfeel ONLINE (06/14/2012) [-]
I once sold a $2.00 bill for $5.00. Joked around that I'd give it to her for 5 dollars, turns out, she really wanted that $2.00 bill.
User avatar #95 - The Last Templar (06/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The lady running the cash register at my school called over one of the cops that monitor the cafeteria and claimed that the kid was trying to give her counterfeit money. After a brief inspection, the cop told her that it wasn't fake and it was just a 2 dollar bill. She then proceeded to argue with him for several minutes about whether or not 2 dollar bills were real or not.
#97 to #95 - rprol (06/14/2012) [-]
Probably why she works in a cafeteria
#4 - grimbaker (06/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
....mfw someone doesn't know 2 dollar bills exist
#41 - juggernaughtgod (06/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm from Canada and i knew this god dammit ..........probably gonna get thumbed down
#57 - makujensi (06/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I just saw an add in the paper to buy a $2 bill for $3.95.
I just saw an add in the paper to buy a $2 bill for $3.95.
User avatar #44 - spacefield (06/14/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I didn't know $2 were still in circulation.
P.S. Aren't $2 worth a bit of money?
User avatar #21 - forevermonkeys (06/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm 15, my dad loves to give my allowance in two dollar bills. Once he gave me $170 in two dollar bills -.- its quite annoying.
User avatar #100 - RyanTheLeet (06/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My little sister spent my $2 bill because she thought it was just another type of dollar.
So I spent all of my ammunition.
User avatar #34 - xfostbytex (06/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I buy the two dollar bills that I collect at my arbys.
#40 to #37 - Alchemyst (06/14/2012) [-]
Oh, don't be so contrary. Here, go buy yourself some more money!
#106 - GeneralLeeInsane ONLINE (06/14/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #25 - bandoslootshare (06/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I remember when I first say this post 7 years ago on 4chan..
#29 to #28 - bandoslootshare (06/14/2012) [-]
*saw. should probably replaced "post" with picture.
#22 - thunderbirdbass (06/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
The first dollar bill I found when I was little was a 2 dollar bill, it's looks ancient now like 14 years later.
#32 to #27 - kirafivefoursix (06/14/2012) [-]
When I was little I went to the mall with my grandpa and I found a wallet with a lot of money in it and no ID cards of any sort. My grandpa took it and kept most of the money, leaving me with like 5 dollars. Made me mad, man...
User avatar #7 - dangalo ONLINE (06/13/2012) [+] (11 replies)
I live in europe and don't know if this is real.
User avatar #9 to #8 - generic (06/13/2012) [-]
It is, US just took the 2$ out in like the 50's
User avatar #61 - toomas (06/14/2012) [-]
Strip club in my hometown gives $2 bills as change. Before 8PM, a $5 charge paid with a $20 gets you $10, 2x$2, $1; as the night progresses they give more and more 2s in a hope that you will mistake them for ones in your drunken horn and double your tips.

Clever bastards, I still have about eight of them in my wallet.

I'm kind've a jew at the strip club
#103 - dinopoopsicle (06/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My dad gave me a 2 dollar bill when I was 10 and I thought it was so cool and promised my dad I would never spend it.9 years later its still in my desk drawer
#74 - Womens Study Major (06/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
not in circulation but canada did have a 1 dollar and 2 dollar bill for a while, and yes pennies are accepted but no longer made cause it cost more then 1 cent to make them.
#56 - Womens Study Major (06/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Just to clear this up... $2 bills are not even rare, they are still printed in 2005, 61 million of them were printed the only ones worth significantly more than $2 are the ones printed before prior to the creation of Federal Reserve Notes.
User avatar #16 - theresetbutton (06/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You know im still fairly young, but I always make sure to try and expand my knowledge every day so **** like this doesn't happen and I don't end up looking like a ******* idiot in front of my elders. I don't even know how the hell that guy got to be manager.
User avatar #19 to #18 - theresetbutton (06/13/2012) [-]
True, a mall taco bell.
User avatar #23 - torchrose (06/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The thing that gets me, is that stupid people buy $2 bills at the flea market for $3. When I see it, I wonder if this town was built on retards.
User avatar #26 to #23 - jokeface (06/14/2012) [-]
yea but they're not just buying 2 dollar bills, they're buying the amusing anecdotes that go along with them, like this one.
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