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I‘ Anonymous C) 1/ 29/ 12( Sun) 09: 19 No. 127158613
3: 2012
awata and Reggie are up en the stage announcing Wii ' s new name and giving the presentation and such
Chearing end of presentation, all guests, games and underthings have been shown
Spuddenly Reggie says Nintendo have ene mere thing to shew
lights dim
as rotund man bursts forth from the shadows
sits Swen
Drolls towards the centre ofthe stage
that the will have Steamworks
One mere thing..."
it appears en the screen
Rise and shine, Mr Freeman..."
announced as launch title to be packaged along with Elma 2 and CS: SD as part ofthe Elm Box
crowd gs wild
yht/ explodes
tthe gaming community soils themselves collectively
golden age of gaming is upen us, where valve and Nintendocore forces
and Sony fail completely
MDC) Gaming is ever, with its buddy Nintendo releasing games for PC and
Sagan is brought back to life and elected President ofthe USA
Realigion disappears from the face ofthe Earth peacefully, as peeple are enlightened
private space industry takes off and we establish several O' Neill space cylinder felonies and meen felonies and start mining
Jupiter' s meens
Huemanity is united under ene federal nation, in a fair system with good education, perfect equality of opportunity and political
enfranchisement among its citizenry. There is no war.
the ripe age , Swen sits en his golden throne at the top ofthe valve , and Ulises his eves forthe last time, uttering
his final werds...
HI hope... it was worth the wait."
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User avatar #8 - foelkera (06/13/2012) [-]
>Gaben on stage
>Big "3" appears on screen
>"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman."
>Gaben picks up megaphone
>"I hope it was worth the wait! Because now, on steam as we speak..."
>Crowd going completely insane, people cheering and dancing
>Gaben continues, "Are three new half life themed hats for Team Fortress 2!"
>Gabe shot to death on stage, corpse dismembered and dragged through streets by hordes of angry somalians
>General population refuses to give back his corpse until Half Life 3 is made
User avatar #9 - tenfinnvo (06/13/2012) [-]
>Huge 3 on Valve screen
>everyone around go insane clap and dance and ****
>Gabe goes on stage
>he says Since the last E3 i lost 3 pounds!
>goes away
#4 - derak (06/13/2012) [-]
#2 - anon (06/13/2012) [-]
Seems legit.
No, seriously, that is most likely what would happen should they do that.
#1 - nitrojoe (06/12/2012) [-]
Greatest story ever? I think so.
#3 - LowerThanDirtt (06/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #10 - kietzu (06/13/2012) [-]
That just gave me more feels than all the feels on front page put together.
#11 - lightingeagle (06/13/2012) [-]
Please.... Please...
#6 - anon (06/13/2012) [-]
Of course, even with perfect equality of opportunity, there will be those too lazy to seize. then, when those who have taken a hold of their own lives stand above the others, bright and successful, those who let their chances slip by will blame those who did not, and will claim that the system put them at a disadvantage.
#14 - anon (06/18/2012) [-]
Nintendo and Vavle, Eh, no thanks, just release it for the pc then the consoles...
User avatar #13 - akhilleus (06/13/2012) [-]
I don't know, personally - while I did love pokemon etc... when I was younger - I don't like how Nintendo normally only tries to exploit the casual gamer market. While I'm aware they occasionally produce something meaty, it's not like on Xbox, PS3 and PC where there's a much larger selection of Hardcore games (FPS, Darker RPGs etc...)
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