Lady farts. . I don' t fart. I whisper in my panties.. yea sure. and my dick has a milk spitting problem.
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User avatar #5 - monsterking (06/13/2012) [-]
yea sure. and my dick has a milk spitting problem.
#79 to #5 - anon (06/13/2012) [-]
When I lost my virginity I accidentally (It was doggy) shoved my penis into her butthole, when she specifically told me before we started that I was to stay away from her ass.

When I pulled my penis out she let out the meanest, loudest and driest gas-bomb I have ever heard my entire life.

She was hot too, so I find it hard to believe that it was actually possible.

Mfw

Logged out because humiliation.
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#8 - rfeliz (06/13/2012) [-]
Tell me your secrets
#51 to #8 - tehfawkess (06/13/2012) [-]
Her secrets when you've just went out for thai food.
User avatar #7 - shadowfox (06/13/2012) [-]
Too bad you have **** to say
#68 to #31 - anon (06/13/2012) [-]
Im a girl. And when a bunch of girls are together, we fart all the time. We claim them to. They are usually LOUD and STANKY. And vagina farts, ohmygosh those feel soo good. Like the energy of a thousand sun is flowing out of your vag. But what is better is farting while on your period. You Have all this pressure inside your uterus, so when you fart, everything is released.

Tl:dr?: Girls enjoy farting. Alot.
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#76 to #68 - thewordoftruth (06/13/2012) [-]
ummm......
#75 to #68 - anon (06/13/2012) [-]
well that doesnt change the fact that your mum has a dick
#11 - schroedman (06/13/2012) [-]
im gona pretend i didnt see that post
im gona pretend i didnt see that post
#15 - curbed (06/13/2012) [-]
My mom screams in hers...
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User avatar #2 - yentabear (06/12/2012) [-]
"Gerrard, listen.."
"What is it?"
"PRRFFFF"
User avatar #3 to #2 - xXFairyXx (06/12/2012) [-]
Tehehe
#14 - dachief (06/13/2012) [-]
I think you get the idea.
I think you get the idea.
User avatar #16 - mrkanyeeast (06/13/2012) [-]
Does anyone else think that if a girl farted while your dick was in her ass, it would actually feel even better because of the vibration of the fart?
#46 to #16 - anon (06/13/2012) [-]
what about if ur in the pussy and they queef really hard
#77 to #16 - MisfitsFan (06/13/2012) [-]
That just might be crazy enough to work!
That just might be crazy enough to work!
User avatar #34 to #16 - eonsmashface (06/13/2012) [-]
dafuq is wrong with you?
#39 to #16 - herpaherp (06/13/2012) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHA
#61 to #16 - romar (06/13/2012) [-]
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#20 to #16 - candora (06/13/2012) [-]
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#47 to #16 - natedimes (06/13/2012) [-]
Not if she farts like this...
#23 to #16 - holyshitcake ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
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#81 to #23 - anon (06/13/2012) [-]
Okay, enough, someone HAS to make a better version of this...   
Here, have my work and...   
use it.
Okay, enough, someone HAS to make a better version of this...
Here, have my work and...
use it.
#27 to #16 - xkxixnxdx (06/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #57 to #42 - embennett (06/13/2012) [-]
Read in his voice. Made me laugh harder than the content
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#56 - masterboll (06/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #58 to #56 - krogstrup (06/13/2012) [-]
I'm just started
#59 to #58 - epiknarwhalz (06/13/2012) [-]
I think you accidentally that whole sentence
I think you accidentally that whole sentence
#55 - norwegiansnowman (06/13/2012) [-]
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#91 to #55 - lordhasta (06/13/2012) [-]
party hard thread?
party hard thread?
#84 to #55 - thoreon (06/13/2012) [-]
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#74 - pineapplechunks (06/13/2012) [-]
PANTIES

TELL ME YOU'RE SECRETS
User avatar #80 to #74 - LookinHereWhy (06/13/2012) [-]
I'm secrets.
User avatar #9 - silverflame (06/13/2012) [-]
Stinky whisper
#72 - anon (06/13/2012) [-]
What really happens in girl's panties
What really happens in girl's panties
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