Keanu feels. sorry grammar nazis. This guy reading the newspaper on the subway is Keanu Reeves. He is from a problematic family. His father was arrested when he keanu sad feels

Keanu feels

This guy reading the newspaper on
the subway is Keanu Reeves.
He is from a problematic family. His
father was arrested when he was "
for drug dealing and his mother was a
stripper. His family moved to Canada
and there he had several step dads.
He watched his girlfriend die. They
were about to get married, and she
died in a car accident. And also
before that she had lost her baby.
Since then Keanu avoids serious
relationships and having kids.
He' s one of the only Hollywood stars
without a Mansion. He said: ''I live in
a flat, I have everything that I need
at anytime, why choose an empty
One of his best friends died by
overdose, he was River Phoenix
Joaquin Phoenix' s brother). Almost
in the same year Keanu' s father was
arrested again.
His younger sister had leukemia.
Today she is cured, and he donated
70% of his gains from the movie
Matrix to Hospitals that treat
In one of his birthdays, he got to a
little candy shop and bought him a
cake, and started eating alone. " a fan
walked by he would talk to them and
offer some of the cake.
He doesn' t have bodyguards, and he
doesn' t wear fancy clothes.
When they asked him about "Sad
Keanu", he replied: "You need to he
happy to live, I don' t"
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#84 - anon (06/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #196 at Four Dimensional "Cube" **
#108 to #84 - jokersaysamuseme (06/12/2012) [-]
Best and most relevant roll I've seen on FunnyJunk so far...
#92 to #84 - Pikles [OP](06/12/2012) [-]
sweet roll!
User avatar #21 - samjstapes (06/12/2012) [-]
What if he only seems sad because he's realised that none of this is real.
User avatar #25 to #21 - schroedman (06/12/2012) [-]
hahah your such a dick but still funny
#162 to #21 - anon (06/12/2012) [-]
#4 - VICTORx (06/12/2012) [-]
and that's just from his most recent incarnation
User avatar #586 to #4 - lordmoldywart (06/13/2012) [-]
1875 looks like sirius black
#61 to #4 - sahakid (06/12/2012) [-]
There can be only one....
#34 to #4 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#37 to #4 - togay (06/12/2012) [-]
thats why hes sad, hes lived long enough to watch everyone he loves die, and he knows its coming to the time when they start to die again. see what your picture is missing is the last panel....pic related
<the missing pannel
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User avatar #20 to #4 - ajperry (06/12/2012) [-]
I wonder where he parks his tardis.
#2 - linksfriend (06/12/2012) [-]
IT's ALWAYS A CAR accident!
IT's ALWAYS A CAR accident!
User avatar #534 to #2 - admiralen (06/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #9 to #2 - DrGordon (06/12/2012) [-]
that's the most amazing GIF i've ever seen
#662 to #9 - carbondioxide (06/13/2012) [-]
It's obvious you haven't seen this one.
It's obvious you haven't seen this one.
User avatar #783 to #662 - DrGordon (06/13/2012) [-]
sorry yours is good, but i can't watch it repeatedly for 20 minutes
#784 to #783 - carbondioxide (06/13/2012) [-]
This maybe?
This maybe?
User avatar #785 to #784 - DrGordon (06/13/2012) [-]
entertaining, but not to the point where i can't breathe
#786 to #785 - carbondioxide (06/13/2012) [-]
****		, i give up &gt;_&lt;
**** , i give up >_<
#787 to #786 - carbondioxide (06/13/2012) [-]
One last try?
One last try?
User avatar #788 to #786 - DrGordon (06/13/2012) [-]
It was a valiant effort
User avatar #47 - Dincorta ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
I guess his life has been one huge bogus journey.
#52 to #47 - unforgivenfive (06/12/2012) [-]
am I te only one that got your joke....I guess so
User avatar #105 to #52 - ericbeagles ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
I got it too ya know :(
User avatar #58 to #52 - schmitty (06/12/2012) [-]
I got it, and lol'd thoroughly.
#57 to #47 - bausch ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
#64 to #47 - donkeybong (06/12/2012) [-]
That made me laugh like a madman in the middle of class. Thank you sir.
#38 - bertyhell (06/12/2012) [-]
immortality comes at a high cost
#62 to #38 - varrensage (06/12/2012) [-]
Yes, it does.
User avatar #81 to #62 - varrensage (06/12/2012) [-]
What? I am just agreeing with him that it sucks to be him.
#23 - iRoflcopterU (06/12/2012) [-]
I really want to give him a hug
I really want to give him a hug
#91 to #23 - anon (06/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #15 - savioz (06/12/2012) [-]
He`s going in my "People i give a **** about" list
#7 - thechosentroll (06/12/2012) [-]
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Hm, interesting. This is the first feel post all week to qactually make me feel this weird tingling inside.
User avatar #190 to #161 - mofka (06/13/2012) [-]
wow, that was intense. sad and beautiful, thanks for posting it
#179 to #7 - turtlewithashotgun ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
i hate it when feel posts make me qactually tingle.
User avatar #8 to #7 - thechosentroll (06/12/2012) [-]
Oh, wait, nevermind. It was just gas.
#419 - deeznutss (06/13/2012) [-]
mfw next time i watch one of his movies
#401 - xxdangerouspiexx (06/13/2012) [-]
MFW people make fun of him from now on.
User avatar #1 - skatebug (06/12/2012) [-]
it pisses me off when people like justin beiber and paris hilton are talked about like they're the best people on earth, and they're all over the news, when really they were born into their fame. we should pay more attention to humble people like keanu, he's a really good role model
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#139 to #1 - sniipersaurus (06/12/2012) [-]
Actually that is a pretty ignorant, and stupid statement. First off nobody talks about Paris Hilton like she is the best person on earth. Second Justin Beiber is a very talented singer, I don't care how much people hate him. He deserves what he has, maybe not all of his money but more than some singers who just use auto-tune I understand your point, but blindly striking 2 famous people that came to your mind.. Come on bro..
#604 to #139 - matfield **User deleted account** (06/13/2012) [-]
Justin Bieber is useing auto-tune too
#470 to #139 - xuberpwnagex (06/13/2012) [-]
Justin Beiber uses autotune. No one who uses autotune deserves any money/fame.
#519 to #470 - nightraider **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#698 to #1 - unemployeddonkey (06/13/2012) [-]
but then again. that's what he doesn't want. and if we would start having his everyday-life in our local newspaper, than we might turn him into one Justin Bieber himself. He'd have to begin using bodyguards and the peace would be destroyed. So in order to prevent this from happening, sadly, we'll just have to let him be invisible.

And because this was some long opinion, have my irrelevant short story!
User avatar #3 to #1 - thelastprothean (06/12/2012) [-]
Justin Beiber wasn't born into fame. He was discovered on youtube.
#5 to #3 - lackofcareingerer (06/12/2012) [-]
he doesnt deserve the fame tho. he was only picked because he wears dushy skater cloths and can pull a song out of his ass, provided there is 10 other people helping
User avatar #101 to #5 - ericbeagles ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
And the computer software to edit his voice, don't forget the computers.
User avatar #157 to #101 - jacobroan (06/12/2012) [-]
You know... Because computers ruin music.. I bet you there hasn't been a hit single in the past 8 years that hasn't been produced with music programs and vocal pitch correction.
User avatar #599 to #157 - milthyfoustache (06/13/2012) [-]
Newest Foo Fighters album wasn't recorded digitally. It was recorded on tape.
User avatar #585 to #157 - lordmoldywart (06/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #176 to #157 - ericbeagles ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
Wouldn't be surprised... Oh well, at least we still have bands like Korn, Slipknot, A Day To Remember, Foo Fighters, Skindred, all that jazz to keep good music alive... Even if it's barely breathing.
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User avatar #528 to #234 - mindlessmindless (06/13/2012) [-]
Do you have a problem with his taste in music?
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User avatar #795 to #654 - mindlessmindless (06/13/2012) [-]
I'm not going to sit here and defend those bands because I don't need to validate a reason over why he and I, think they are good bands. What every you just said is completely fine as you are entitled to your own opinion. I'm just trying to make you realize how dumb you're sounding as you put someone down as you tell them why their music is **** . It's really easy to find something negative about any type of music. Which is why I don't understand why I constantly see people get thumbed down for liking bands like The Devil Wears Prada, and A Day To Remember. If you don't like them, oh well. Get over it. Not everyone is going to share your taste in music.

And about the "keeping music alive" thing he mentioned, he's not wrong. Music is a very vast subject. Hundreds of genres and subgenres. Keeping "music" alive, while implying a certain band, only means that they're keeping their specific genre alive. In other words, Metallica is not keeping country alive in anyway, but it is keeping metal alive. Country is music though, and people like Taylor Swift and Tim McGraw are keeping it alive.
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User avatar #799 to #797 - mindlessmindless (06/13/2012) [-]
I understand my motives are pretty hopeless, but for someone who shares the same opinion in music as he does, and for us both to be thumbed down every time we say anything about it, is a little infuriating, but you're right. No one is ever going to thumb us up for sharing our opinions in music whether they be different or not right? That's just how ignorant everyone is. His opinion of those bands keeping their genre alive is for him to describe, not me, personally I think there are better bands that lie under that genre. (mind you, I don't consider any of the bands he stated to be straight "Metal", ADTR is metalcore, Slipknot is numetal, etc etc)

When it comes to "keeping the music alive", I believe that it's exactly as it states. Sometimes genres are so over powered by countless bands that all sound the same, and that's how it dies. It doesn't seem like it to people who don't pay attention to the music to begin with, but it does happen.

Either way, you're right. I'm wasting my efforts because there are retards on this site everywhere. I'm not really that worked up, I'm just putting more effort into my explanations because this **** happens all the time. Someone mentions a band like We Came As Romans and everyones like " *************************** ". I'd like to see the alternative universe where bands like Foo Fighters and Metallica are considered **** , and bands like A Day To Remember, and Attack Attack, are constantly praised.
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User avatar #803 to #801 - mindlessmindless (06/13/2012) [-]
Yea, I've noticed all that too. **** does happen. This site does have a lot of issues even past the ****** subconsciousness of our community.
User avatar #796 to #176 - mindlessmindless (06/13/2012) [-]
I thumbed you up dude. Sorry everyone has to be so butthurt that you don't like their music, and if they have a problem with you saying that the music you stated is keeping music alive, they're obviously autistic because I'm pretty sure Foo Fighters isn't keeping rap alive, Eminem is. Those bands are keeping their genre alive. People say music because hey, who's gonna dislike you for having an opinion right? Oh wait. everyone.
User avatar #798 to #796 - ericbeagles ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
Thanks for understanding what I meant... People seem take things very seriously at the moment
User avatar #800 to #798 - mindlessmindless (06/13/2012) [-]
No problem. It's just how most of the world works. I like this, if you don't like this too, **** you.
User avatar #802 to #800 - ericbeagles ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
And there's the age old "Believe what I believe or I ******* hate your guts you inconsiderate cunt."
User avatar #607 to #176 - spideyqueen (06/13/2012) [-]
FF and Korn and Slipknot are good bands (haven't heard the other)... And he didn't say they are the only good, just that bands LIKE them are good. And I agree with that. So I don't see why that comment gpt so many red thumbs.
#675 to #176 - fukkendragonite (06/13/2012) [-]
I like all those bands except a day to remember. I freaking love Skindred.

But you were thumbed down for your opinion. Ignore that **** .
User avatar #767 to #675 - iisammehii (06/13/2012) [-]
No, he was thumbed down for saying it was keeping music alive, when in reality, no.
User avatar #772 to #767 - fukkendragonite (06/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, that was a bit stupid... But no need for so many thumbs down. I mean can you say ANYONE is keeping music alive? What's keeping music alive is your opinion. I could name bands that keep me from disillusionment from music but that's not gonna be someone elses opinion. He asserted his opinion as truth, which was wrong, but no need for 40 thumbs down.
User avatar #790 to #772 - iisammehii (06/13/2012) [-]
No, that's the point. I don't know why I'm getting thumbed down, because anyone that says that ONLY the music they listen to is keeping music alive is a moron.
User avatar #791 to #790 - fukkendragonite (06/13/2012) [-]
I agree with that, maybe it's because you're being hostile. I'm sure that he just worded it badly and he doesn't genuinely believe that A Day To Remember are saving music for everyone, following in the footsteps of the music legends.
#751 to #176 - bennynjunk (06/13/2012) [-]
Wow so many thumbs down for no real reason, take my salvage thumb up.
#184 to #176 - anon (06/13/2012) [-]
You did not just use the term "good music" in the same sentence as Korn, Slipknot, A Day to Remember, Foo Fighters, and skindred.....
#226 to #184 - xzillerationer (06/13/2012) [-]
...Foo Fighters are good...
#322 to #184 - theninjakai (06/13/2012) [-]
Are you saying the Foo's are bad?
User avatar #517 to #322 - dopoqob (06/13/2012) [-]
the guy kinda looks like the drummer from Nirvana
#521 to #517 - libejenkins (06/13/2012) [-]
Is the drummer of Nirvana.
#683 to #521 - libejenkins (06/13/2012) [-]
woah, **** you all, 12 red thumbs just for don´t understand a joke.
User avatar #712 to #683 - Ranpu Dentro (06/13/2012) [-]
**** you for hurting my head trying to read your crappy comments.
#562 to #521 - kroger (06/13/2012) [-]
You guys do realize that Dave Grohl was the drummer in Nirvana AND is the vocalist in Foo Fighters, right?
#566 to #562 - libejenkins (06/13/2012) [-]
That´s what I´m triying to say, it´s Dave Grohl, anyway.
#792 to #322 - fukkendragonite (06/13/2012) [-]
Ikr? The Foos 			*******		 rule.
Ikr? The Foos ******* rule.
User avatar #394 to #184 - TheRealBabyJesus (06/13/2012) [-]
I don't see a problem with those bands either. But maybe that's just because i'm a Slipknot fan. And let's be real guys, there's no such thing as "good music" only what YOU think sounds good to YOUR ears.
#335 to #184 - cherro (06/13/2012) [-]
FF are a very good band
FF are a very good band
User avatar #315 to #184 - nasavvy (06/13/2012) [-]
What's wrong with the bands he listed? I like them IMO
User avatar #524 to #184 - mindlessmindless (06/13/2012) [-]
I'm sure all of us can sit back and listen to your definition of "good music", but I'd rather just live on thinking everyone has a different opinion on things, and that no one in the world will agree with you on everything. In other words, **** you.
#778 to #101 - ericbeagles ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
Wow, 			*********		 much! I meant that they were keeping music alive for me, not in general. My bad. There are loads of other good, even brilliant bands/artists out there, but was I going to mention every single one? Pic is MFW I'm reading through this thread.
Wow, ********* much! I meant that they were keeping music alive for me, not in general. My bad. There are loads of other good, even brilliant bands/artists out there, but was I going to mention every single one? Pic is MFW I'm reading through this thread.
User avatar #135 to #5 - corkscrew (06/12/2012) [-]
dushy? what are you 12?
It's douchey
#208 to #5 - qazaibomb (06/13/2012) [-]
*though *douchey *clothes *there are. normally i dont bitch about grammar, but this one was just annoying to read.
also, he is a good singer. dont believe me? look on youtube at his acoustic acts. i dont like his music either, but come on. you think he doesnt deserve fame because you dont care for his music? newsflash: a lot of people like his songs. so **** off you 12 year old.
User avatar #253 to #208 - nogphille (06/13/2012) [-]
26 years old here and the only 2 people i know, are my 2 cousins, one is 8 years of age, the other, 16, with a mental disability...

his acoustics are worse than other youtube artists i've seen.

just because he sings better than me, doesn't make him a good singer. atleast i have no aspirations towards becoming a singer.
User avatar #259 to #253 - qazaibomb (06/13/2012) [-]
his music is geared at young kids, so only kids will like it. the only people i know that like it are young kids and some teenage girls. but that doesnt mean he doesnt deserve fame
User avatar #270 to #259 - nogphille (06/13/2012) [-]
justin bieber - ladies love me

now, how is this geared at kids?

like i said, i've heard people on youtube with way more talent. his fame is unjust.
User avatar #360 to #270 - qazaibomb (06/13/2012) [-]
1. that song is by chris brown and features justin

2. hes trying to gain a more adult audience like chris brown did by rapping

look, i dont care if there are more talented kids out there. if we are going by that standard, then nearly everyone doesnt deserve their fame because there is someone out there thats better. but i say anyone famous with a talent deserves fame, and that includes beiber.
User avatar #254 to #253 - nogphille (06/13/2012) [-]
the only 2 people i know that like justin...

apologise the high content of alcohol running through my bloodstream...
User avatar #11 to #5 - slootyslooot (06/12/2012) [-]
he's actually a pretty good kid. I met him in the beggining before Usher 'discovered' him and we just chilled I don't neccisarilly like his music but he's not a 'fag'....
#13 to #11 - captnpl ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
are you sure he wasn't hitting on you
User avatar #14 to #13 - slootyslooot (06/12/2012) [-]
maybe, but it wouldn't bother me much, I am a girl....
User avatar #27 to #14 - arsenymous (06/12/2012) [-]
nice save there, i noticed a gain in thumbs from your last comment
User avatar #125 to #27 - slootyslooot (06/12/2012) [-]
well I obviously didn't do it for thumbs... If I did I would have posted as anonymous
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User avatar #74 to #14 - thedarkdefender (06/12/2012) [-]
And that's why you like him....
User avatar #745 to #11 - lusir (06/13/2012) [-]
as I have have no idea who is on funnyjunk:D
User avatar #677 to #11 - fukkendragonite (06/13/2012) [-]
I don't like him, but all you did was express an opinion. The ******* childish retard on this site just thumb up whatever is trending at the time and thumb down what they are told is bad at the time. Like ******* sheep.
User avatar #808 to #677 - slootyslooot (06/14/2012) [-]
I don't really like him either, but whatever.
User avatar #435 to #5 - huskycreeper (06/13/2012) [-]
HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED NEVER SAY NEVER?!?!?! he ******* deserves it you little cunt!
#111 to #5 - anon (06/12/2012) [-]
you are just jeleous
User avatar #804 to #111 - thelastprothean (06/13/2012) [-]
Of what?
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#735 to #3 - lusir (06/13/2012) [-]
Paris hilton- Born in fame
Justin Bieber- Born on youtube
Lady gaga was BORN THIS WAY!!!!!!!
#239 to #3 - elguso (06/13/2012) [-]
don't act like he was discovered on accident, they went with intentions to make that a popular back story.
User avatar #611 to #3 - thedippestofshits ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
his youtube videos were made by professional cameracrews, made to look like amateur footage on purpose. they started this after he finished second in a singing contest and someone recognized his cute playboy capabilities. so it's not to say he can't sing, just that most of his life from then is a fake fed by the producers
User avatar #640 to #611 - Crocodile (06/13/2012) [-]
No they werent...
User avatar #399 to #3 - GoodGood (06/13/2012) [-]
not much of a difference when you really think about it.
User avatar #68 to #1 - gradualbillcosby (06/12/2012) [-]
Just because we can compliment a celebrity doesnt mean that we have to tear others down.

By all accounts, Justin Bieber is a nice and seemingly humble young man considering the amount of publicity he receives.

Imagine if you were a teenager with a camera in front of your jello puddin 24/7?

Do you think that you would say or do things that you might regret.

A lot of us did (and still do) act foolish as teenagers. In fact, 100 percent of us were zippity ping pang as teenagers.

You may not like his music, but that does not make him a Theo pudding sweater.
User avatar #123 to #68 - FJrulez (06/12/2012) [-]
I wish I could subscribe to your comments. They're ****** hilarious!
User avatar #229 to #123 - meganinja ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
send him a friend request. I just got to my profile every night to see if he left any new comments. He probably thinks i'm a stalker by now though because i comment on almost all of them.

BTW I love you Bill.
User avatar #458 to #229 - FJrulez (06/13/2012) [-]
Oh great idea! Thank you bro :D.
User avatar #628 to #68 - TardytheTurtle ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
i wish i could subscribe to your comments
this is like the fourth one that has put me in stitches
User avatar #570 to #68 - ilcecchino (06/13/2012) [-]
JB is far from nice and humble... he played a concert for a highschool that won a contest... his hat fell off on stage and a girl grabbed it. he canceled the show
#490 - kingantichrist (06/13/2012) [-]
New found respect for Keanu
#457 - idelki (06/13/2012) [-]
I searched up most of this information to make sure it was legit.   
I confirmed most of it.   
I searched up most of this information to make sure it was legit.

I confirmed most of it.

User avatar #266 - aturransky (06/13/2012) [-]
you would be sad too if you were immortal and watched everyone die for centuries.
User avatar #277 to #266 - kensislayer (06/13/2012) [-]
like a time lord
User avatar #214 - thefloppinater (06/13/2012) [-]
We should write him a letter.
I'll start.

Dear Mr. Reeves:
User avatar #810 to #214 - lordderpington (06/14/2012) [-]
isn't it ******* easier to rape?
#219 to #214 - anon (06/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #222 to #219 - tehlulzbringer (06/13/2012) [-]
Sincerely, the FunnyJunk community
User avatar #233 to #222 - elise (06/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #241 to #233 - mushrooooms (06/13/2012) [-]
#670 - kvnkvn (06/13/2012) [-]
the last paragraph got me
#104 - balafas (06/12/2012) [-]
I want to send that dude a cake now....and not some ****** cake, I'm talking straight up ice cream cake from DQ.
#129 to #104 - zepplien (06/12/2012) [-]
Im with you on that ****
#624 - foshizzlefriend (06/13/2012) [-]
It's not all bad...He is immortal after all.
#659 to #624 - savioz (06/13/2012) [-]
Think about all the people he know that have died, probably why he is so sad :(
User avatar #661 to #659 - foshizzlefriend (06/13/2012) [-] According to him, he isn't actually sad...
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