Keanu feels. sorry grammar nazis. This guy reading the newspaper on the subway is Keanu Reeves. He is from a problematic family. His father was arrested when he
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Keanu feels

sorry grammar nazis

This guy reading the newspaper on
the subway is Keanu Reeves.
He is from a problematic family. His
father was arrested when he was "
for drug dealing and his mother was a
stripper. His family moved to Canada
and there he had several step dads.
He watched his girlfriend die. They
were about to get married, and she
died in a car accident. And also
before that she had lost her baby.
Since then Keanu avoids serious
relationships and having kids.
He' s one of the only Hollywood stars
without a Mansion. He said: ''I live in
a flat, I have everything that I need
at anytime, why choose an empty
house'?"
One of his best friends died by
overdose, he was River Phoenix
Joaquin Phoenix' s brother). Almost
in the same year Keanu' s father was
arrested again.
His younger sister had leukemia.
Today she is cured, and he donated
70% of his gains from the movie
Matrix to Hospitals that treat
leukemia.
In one of his birthdays, he got to a
little candy shop and bought him a
cake, and started eating alone. " a fan
walked by he would talk to them and
offer some of the cake.
He doesn' t have bodyguards, and he
doesn' t wear fancy clothes.
When they asked him about "Sad
Keanu", he replied: "You need to he
happy to live, I don' t"
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Submitted: 06/12/2012
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User avatar #1 - skatebug (06/12/2012) [+] (82 replies)
it pisses me off when people like justin beiber and paris hilton are talked about like they're the best people on earth, and they're all over the news, when really they were born into their fame. we should pay more attention to humble people like keanu, he's a really good role model
#2 - linksfriend (06/12/2012) [+] (9 replies)
IT's ALWAYS A CAR accident!
IT's ALWAYS A CAR accident!
User avatar #21 - samjstapes (06/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
What if he only seems sad because he's realised that none of this is real.
#4 - VICTORx (06/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
and that's just from his most recent incarnation
#84 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #196 at Four Dimensional "Cube" **
User avatar #47 - Dincorta (06/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I guess his life has been one huge bogus journey.
#7 - thechosentroll (06/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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Hm, interesting. This is the first feel post all week to qactually make me feel this weird tingling inside.
#38 - bertyhell (06/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
immortality comes at a high cost
User avatar #15 - savioz (06/12/2012) [-]
He`s going in my "People i give a **** about" list
#23 - iRoflcopterU (06/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I really want to give him a hug
I really want to give him a hug
#419 - deeznutss (06/13/2012) [-]
mfw next time i watch one of his movies
#401 - xxdangerouspiexx (06/13/2012) [-]
MFW people make fun of him from now on.
#490 - kingantichrist (06/13/2012) [-]
New found respect for Keanu
#215 - monkeywithafez (06/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#500 - skumbaner (06/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#457 - idelki (06/13/2012) [-]
I searched up most of this information to make sure it was legit.   
   
I confirmed most of it.   
   
ALL MY FEELS.
I searched up most of this information to make sure it was legit.

I confirmed most of it.

ALL MY FEELS.
User avatar #214 - thefloppinater (06/13/2012) [+] (7 replies)
We should write him a letter.
I'll start.

Dear Mr. Reeves:
User avatar #222 to #219 - tehlulzbringer (06/13/2012) [-]
Sincerely, the FunnyJunk community
User avatar #266 - aturransky (06/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
you would be sad too if you were immortal and watched everyone die for centuries.
#670 - kvnkvn (06/13/2012) [-]
the last paragraph got me
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