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#136 - shamefulhumor
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(06/13/2012) [-]
➢ Be me 4 weeks ago
➢ At buddies party after a night of fighting and drinking
➢ Stop drinking at midnight and play Gears of War like a good Antisocialite
➢ Fast forward to 5AM
➢ Friend is Catatonic after hours of binge drinking,
➢ Claims to be Ezekiael from the Bible
➢ Attempts multiple times to escape the house
➢ “I must go to the river! My people Need me!”
➢ Decide to intervine
➢ Get the big bastard in a headlock
➢ Tries to stall me with conversation
➢ Begins to talk like yoda
➢ As I am attempting to calm him down he says “hey do you hear that?”
➢ I begin to look around
➢ This ***** Bolts for the door
➢ >Falls face first into his dogs food bowl
➢ Falls asleep until 3pm
➢ I got punked by a guy who peed on himself
➢ Mfw
User avatar #137 to #136 - akhilleus
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(06/13/2012) [-]
He's scarcely catatonic if he's doing all that...