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Couples. The amount of sense this makes is none.. Popular Boys Unpopular Boys In the Middle Boys In the Middle Girls Will only accept a male with a 6 pack, supe

The amount of sense this makes is none.

Popular Boys Unpopular Boys In the Middle Boys In the Middle Girls
Will only accept a male
with a 6 pack, super tan,
Popular Girls Unpopular Girls and very attractive male
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#467 - austinschut (06/13/2012) [-]
90% of the guys on FJ who consider themselves "average"
#519 to #467 - commontroll (06/13/2012) [-]
I consider myself pretty good looking (not that great I don't think, but there's always things we could want different about ourselves) I'm pretty popular, blah blah blah, treat girls well and I'm funny, can dance, can sing, can play instruments, can't paint for my life, athletic, and I don't want in their pants (I'm abstaining for religious purposes) and I have never had a girlfriend. It's whatever.

But, to be honest, I don't think I'm quite ready for a serious relationship, I've got some maturing to do first. Anyway, as always my fellow citizens, stay cool in the friendzone guys (and ladies).

Pic related, it's me at my sister's wedding with my awesome grandparents.
User avatar #468 to #467 - xsap (06/13/2012) [-]
**** YO COLOR TEXT!
#469 to #468 - austinschut (06/13/2012) [-]
I'm part of a colored text sub-human master race, you wouldn't know anything about it.
#470 to #469 - xsap (06/13/2012) [-]
my text are white... ur text are brown....   
   
whos the master race now!
my text are white... ur text are brown....

whos the master race now!
#473 to #470 - austinschut (06/13/2012) [-]
It's actually orange so I suppose I'm under the same racial category as oompa loompas and Snooki.
#478 to #470 - Sorrowscythe (06/13/2012) [-]
Well, clearly he is. His grammar and spelling are better than your's.
#481 to #478 - austinschut (06/13/2012) [-]
It is his ignorance to the master race that makes him illiterate.
#505 to #481 - Sorrowscythe (06/13/2012) [-]
Dear God.. That face nearly made me fall out of my chair.
User avatar #502 to #478 - xsap (06/13/2012) [-]
wats ur taking abut? my spilling is goud
#165 - athey (06/12/2012) [-]
#BroTips

Get your confidence up
The only thing that works is going to the gym.
You'll feel way more happy about yourself, and the ladies see that.

Don't be a creeper
Bitches hate creepers.

Suit up!
At least make it seem like you've tried putting together a ******* outfit.

Watch your hygiene
Shower every morning and use deoderant.
Shave your dick/balls and get that ******* mustache and goat beard off.
Use shampoo for your hair, not soap, or your hair will get greasy, something most girls notice real fast.

And last but least: be yourself! (Unless you're some emo ******* or ********* )





#193 to #165 - anon (06/12/2012) [-]
being yourself never works with getting girls. You want to act cocky funny, which means you act arrogant, but you make people laugh with stories and such.
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#247 to #193 - huffandpuffagus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#198 to #165 - anon (06/12/2012) [-]
Be yourself = The worse advice you can ever give someone
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User avatar #188 to #165 - satoshileex (06/12/2012) [-]
i don't have a brofist pic but you deserve one.
#192 to #188 - xkxixnxdx (06/12/2012) [-]
Here. He deserves it.
User avatar #449 to #165 - whiteyswag (06/13/2012) [-]
"emo ******* or ********* "

you sir are funny
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#174 to #165 - huffandpuffagus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#197 to #165 - anon (06/12/2012) [-]
I thought all of that was common knowledge.
#184 to #165 - anon (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm a girl, I consider myself in the middle, and this is completely accurate.
#24 - ieatbengay (06/12/2012) [-]
Ok so, you probably know the 'popular kids' are pretty much hated by everyone that is not in the 'popular group' ok yes? the popular kids are therefore not actually popular. the popular kids are actually just confident meaning you notice them more and assume they are more popular. this being said the popular girls are actually attracted to confidence, not popularity so if you want the popular girls, be confident. also popular girls are generally just good looking and not confident or actually popular but i've said enough.



but then again what do i know.
User avatar #62 to #24 - akneegrow (06/12/2012) [-]
That's true but it's hard to be confident without being a cocky asshole.
Girls aren't attracted to assholes as much as most guys think they are.
User avatar #398 to #24 - TheBarneyStinson (06/13/2012) [-]
It's really simple: the popular kids are the attractive one. If you're hot (for girls at least) it doesn't matter in the slightest if you're confident. And I know tonnes of confident unpopular people, who everyone notices regularly. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but confidence isn't some secret tool that guarantees a girlfriend. There is none. Confident or not, if you're single, you're single.
User avatar #445 to #24 - whiteyswag (06/13/2012) [-]
but I've noticed when one of the "populars" approach an "unpopular" in class to say, ask for a pencil, the "unpopular" will more likely give said "popular" person a pencil to feel welcomed by someone who is more "popular" than them.

Me on the other hand, will say " **** off" and go about my day
User avatar #446 to #24 - theninjakai (06/13/2012) [-]
Not in my case, pretty much everyone was popular besides myself and a few other kids during highschool.

And I am confident...they were just over-egotistical assholes.
#563 to #24 - blindkungfumasta (06/13/2012) [-]
It's hard to be confident when you're really socially awkward lol. It's the same cycle over and over again, feel confident one day, go to school, everything is going well until I say or do one stupid thing, confidence=gone. Next day go to school unconfident and feeling like **** , then someone talks to me and I start feeling better and better until I feel confident again. Then repeat step one. Maybe I'm just bipolar
#43 to #24 - anon (06/12/2012) [-]
True, for example I go to a small private school(400 kids total) and mostly everyone knows each other. However, to be considered popular you have to play lacrosse or hang out with the laxers( who are confident ass holes). The only way the guys **** the girls is by getting them drunk or ******* a freshman. Its quite sad when a girl knows a guy is trying to get them wasted and **** them or a person changing themselves just to fit in.
#35 to #24 - anon (06/12/2012) [-]
exactly, the girls aren't very confident themselves and only stay with the dudes really because the dudes like them and accept them (whether or not they are douche bags to them in relationships is another thing) it's all about how you act and talk to those girls that allow you to charm them, so yes, any unpopular guy can get an unpopular girl, just play it cool
User avatar #44 to #35 - rhinoafterbirth (06/12/2012) [-]
i know this from personal experience to be true. last year i left my old school, which was a private school, and switched to a very large public high school. i was pretty nervous at first because i didn't know anybody. on the first day of school i didn't go all headphones-in-head-to-the-ground, no. i walked in, confident with my chin up, but thats not the best part. at lunch, i immediately walked over to the table with all the popular girls and guys at it and with a smile asked if this seat was taked. they said no and i started talking to the girl sitting next to me who was obviously taken aback by my forwardness, but in a good way. we were hitting it off and then her boyfriend came over and punched me in the face. i fought him and won and now everyone thinks im a badd ass. confidence.
User avatar #31 to #24 - kiricy (06/12/2012) [-]
or find someone you like rather than have a relationship to make you have a good image? why would you want someone whos hated by what would be your in the middle friends? but your idea is still pretty good if you want companionship from some girl
#437 to #24 - brennanx (06/13/2012) [-]
Unpopular people should give it a try. If you're somewhat attractive but shy, 90% of "popular" people will accept you. Reason why you weren't accepted before is because you aren't confident, declaring you shy. Give it a try, it will work.
#34 to #24 - kaukasus (06/12/2012) [-]
okay i'm gonna fav this, because that's a good damn well formulated at well thought argument and i might wanna use it in a discus ion some time in the statistically 59years i have left to live.
User avatar #65 to #34 - Xedan (06/12/2012) [-]
hmm. A discus ion? I've never heard of that element.
User avatar #66 to #65 - kaukasus (06/12/2012) [-]
nah, you know, things ate just different here in Europe.
#50 to #24 - herefortheporno (06/12/2012) [-]
I had to dig through my reaction folder to find this.
#26 to #24 - DicloniusDaWn (06/12/2012) [-]
that is true, you only have to be confident. Or drink alcohol to be confident
#20 - kanali (06/12/2012) [-]
I never really got highschool popularity. In my experience people just barely cared about popularity when we were like 12-13. Then everyone stopped giving a **** . Then again I'm from the Socialist Republic of Sweden where people go to highshool to learn.
User avatar #373 to #20 - bernardolima (06/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, in Brazil, everybody likes everyone in High School and the only important thing there is education, not popularity contests.
#49 - mrpond (06/12/2012) [-]
>will only accept a male with a...very attractive male
User avatar #79 to #49 - enclavesoldier (06/12/2012) [-]
2 for the price of one...
#39 - worldkiller (06/12/2012) [-]
It's funny because i don't think half of you guys would go out with a fat girl.
User avatar #40 to #39 - angelassassin (06/12/2012) [-]
Depends probably not i feel bad to think like this but it's true, but those girls are absured
they are asking too much at times not always
#55 to #39 - theonlymedicine (06/12/2012) [-]
well I'm good looking, so I'm not limited to fat girls.
User avatar #74 to #39 - Kajekillz (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm not fat but have a friend who is a girl who is fat, when she tried advances on me i friend zoned her..... i'm a terrible person
User avatar #448 to #39 - whiteyswag (06/13/2012) [-]
Nope.

at least i'm honest
User avatar #158 to #39 - mrvalane ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
To some degree but i dont think i could.
Its not my fault just my preference.
Ok its my fault
Anyways im in love with someone else even if she doesn't know... NO SYMPATHY Wanted and **** off before telling to stop being a pussy
#52 to #39 - realyboredguy (06/12/2012) [-]
What's wrong with going out with somebody similar to you? If you're not fat, do you have the right not to go with a whale, even if you're a guy?
User avatar #63 to #39 - FuckYouFatBen (06/12/2012) [-]
I've actually been turned down by fat chicks...And i'm chubby...
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#41 to #39 - anon (06/12/2012) [-]
Fat, I would.
Morbidly obese, no.
#54 to #39 - lecherouslad (06/12/2012) [-]
of course i'd date a fat girl,Fat girls **** like there's no tomorrow.
#353 to #54 - Zaxplab (06/13/2012) [-]
More cushion for the pushin'.
#503 to #54 - MrMeatStick (06/13/2012) [-]
thats true!   
   
somebody must understand...
thats true!

somebody must understand...
User avatar #47 to #39 - irondog (06/12/2012) [-]
It depends. How fat we talking here, Fluffy or ************* Godzilla?
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#126 to #95 - anon (06/12/2012) [-]
if all girls say that they aren't all different..........
#96 to #95 - anon (06/12/2012) [-]
YES! FINALLY! A brother(or sister) with some sense!

Also, Picture kinda related
#452 - newrockerkid (06/13/2012) [-]
**newrockerkid rolled a random image posted in comment #318 at Black People ** mfw ******* arent in there
#486 to #452 - mrjizzman (06/13/2012) [-]
what a sweet roll!
what a sweet roll!
User avatar #460 to #452 - NotUpInHere (06/13/2012) [-]
is that Tyler The Creator?

great roll by the way
#2 - unemployeddonkey (06/12/2012) [-]
i bet OP thinks he is a middle-boy. and thinks he is the only one
i bet OP thinks he is a middle-boy. and thinks he is the only one
#544 to #2 - thebaker (06/13/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#3 to #2 - cptnjosh (06/12/2012) [-]
says the homeless donkey.
says the homeless donkey.
User avatar #4 to #3 - unemployeddonkey (06/12/2012) [-]
i live with my mom- you got nothing on me
#5 to #4 - cptnjosh (06/12/2012) [-]
irrelevant picture is irrelevant
irrelevant picture is irrelevant
#6 to #5 - cptnjosh (06/12/2012) [-]
*.gif
User avatar #319 to #4 - georgeapg (06/13/2012) [-]
i got something on you
your a job-less ass
User avatar #382 to #319 - nogphille (06/13/2012) [-]
you're a jobless ass
User avatar #432 to #382 - georgeapg (06/13/2012) [-]
thank you
#443 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
#436 - OMGCAA (06/13/2012) [-]
I'm just a lost cause and completely given up on trying to get a woman and am not attracted to men. So I'm pretty much "asexual" now...
I'm just a lost cause and completely given up on trying to get a woman and am not attracted to men. So I'm pretty much "asexual" now...
User avatar #515 to #436 - lecherouslad (06/13/2012) [-]
my "friends" burlesque me because i haven't been laid. I just believe sex should be something more than physical; so I know your Feel, because I've chosen to abstain from sex until marriage.
User avatar #548 to #515 - OMGCAA (06/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, I never understood how virginity is an insult. Having sex doesn't prove anything at all. To me, what makes you a man, is when you've taken responsibility for your actions and learn to be a good person.
User avatar #518 to #515 - lecherouslad (06/13/2012) [-]
* "laid"
#456 to #436 - anon (06/13/2012) [-]
******* faggots
#441 to #436 - xplosiivez (06/13/2012) [-]
So what do you fap to?????????
#454 to #441 - newrockerkid (06/13/2012) [-]
**newrockerkid rolled a random image posted in comment #435 at How to provoke a gamer ** bacteria splitting asexually
User avatar #444 to #441 - OMGCAA (06/13/2012) [-]
Not asexual in the sense that I'm not attracted to either men or women, hence the quotations. I still fap to women, I've just have lost all hope to even want to go out with them.
#453 to #444 - anon (06/13/2012) [-]
But I thought asexual means you have no desire for sex, not a relationship.
#455 to #453 - xplosiivez (06/13/2012) [-]
I think thats called just being a loser
User avatar #465 to #455 - OMGCAA (06/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, perhaps.
User avatar #466 to #453 - OMGCAA (06/13/2012) [-]
Well I don't really have a desire for either to tell you the truth.
User avatar #463 to #453 - katiekat (06/13/2012) [-]
Asexual is a sexual orientation. Asexual people may still desire to have romantic or intimate relationships. It's kind of a spectrum and some asexuals maybe a little bit sexual where others may not be sexual period.
#439 to #436 - thepsycho (06/13/2012) [-]
Welcome to the club, son. Pic not related in the slightest.
#420 - niceasswaiteww (06/13/2012) [-]
as for fapping....
#360 - avatarsarefornoobs (06/13/2012) [-]
It seems funnyjunk is almost completely devoid of funny or even interesting content.




These are dark times indeed
#411 - slowbrowen (06/13/2012) [-]
I'm in the middle, and I have no girlfriend, so it makes some sense.
I'm in the middle, and I have no girlfriend, so it makes some sense.
#369 - draycora (06/13/2012) [-]
A Male with a 6 Pack, Super Tan.
AND A very Attractive man?

That makes her a cheating whore.
#435 - gardenjustice (06/13/2012) [-]
**gardenjustice rolled a random image posted in comment #392 at blondes ** MFW middle girls.
#270 - helenwheels (06/12/2012) [-]
Thats why I can't get a girl! I'm just not popular or unpopular enough!   
   
and its still the girls fault!   
   
Well see you guys latter I'm off to go make sexiest jokes and jack off....Then tomorrow I'll talk about it.
Thats why I can't get a girl! I'm just not popular or unpopular enough!

and its still the girls fault!

Well see you guys latter I'm off to go make sexiest jokes and jack off....Then tomorrow I'll talk about it.
#268 - wildberk (06/12/2012) [-]
The trickiest part is asking them out. If you are confident and show that you can hold your own you have nothing fear. I have been rejected quite a few time but hey, it's all good. It's not going to end the world. If a girl completely breaks off with you because you have some feelings towards her then obviously she either to immature or there wasn't much between you two to begin with. There are always exceptions to this rule but never the less I digress.

Another tip for those of you who think women only like attractive men. Actually spend a minute to make yourself look clean. Try working out, now I don't mean turn into hulk hogan. Actually work out sometime. Go on a run, try to cut down on bad foods and all that stuff. We are biologically programmed to look for the healthiest mates. By working out consistently you will become healthier. You will also gain confidence when the results of your hard work pay off. When you start to feel good about yourself you carry yourself differently...you get my point.
Most people have great potential, it's up to you to make the most of it. If you want something you WORK for it. Sometimes you get lucky and catch a break, but you still have to work towards what you want everyday! Take everything in stride and understand that everyone has problems in life...

And that is my rant
#308 to #268 - whackywonka (06/13/2012) [-]
Dude, I completely agree. After me and my girlfriend broke up, I got really pissed all the time, and i gained about 5 lbs from stress eating. I realized that if i ever wanted to be happy again, I have to change. I cut all sodas, cakes, excess sweets, and started busting my ass at the gym. With the combination of the change in my diet, working out regularly, and a rough gym class, I went from 155, 8:14 mile, max bench 60, curling 15 lbs 5 times at max, to 135, 7:12 mile, max bench 110, and curling 25lbs for 24 reps a set, in about 4 months. I got my confidence back, i feel better, and now even though I'm single, I turn girls heads more than i ever though possible.
Dude, I completely agree. After me and my girlfriend broke up, I got really pissed all the time, and i gained about 5 lbs from stress eating. I realized that if i ever wanted to be happy again, I have to change. I cut all sodas, cakes, excess sweets, and started busting my ass at the gym. With the combination of the change in my diet, working out regularly, and a rough gym class, I went from 155, 8:14 mile, max bench 60, curling 15 lbs 5 times at max, to 135, 7:12 mile, max bench 110, and curling 25lbs for 24 reps a set, in about 4 months. I got my confidence back, i feel better, and now even though I'm single, I turn girls heads more than i ever though possible.
User avatar #345 to #308 - wildberk (06/13/2012) [-]
I am glad to hear that you pushed yourself into what you want to become. It takes a certain amount of dedication to stick to something when your feeling down. I salute you and anyone else that can stick to this. It's hard work and we all slip up at some point.
User avatar #354 to #268 - wildberk (06/13/2012) [-]
And this is my story of Hope

My friend has a case of Aspburgers with some serious psychological problems and has a hard time with social situations. He is also not easy on the eyes and suffers weight problems. He was also a big anime fan and EXTREMELY awkward. The kind of kid that no one wanted to be around, even the other outcasts. Everyone just treated him like he was a child or like **** .

This start back when I meet him in High school freshmen year. I was his first real friend, but I sort of pushed him away as I became popular in school. I still talked to him and hung out with him from time to time but I never knew how bad his problems were until Junior year.
On my Junior year he tried to kill himself after several heated discussions with bullies. The sad part is when he tried to jump out of the window he was too fat. I then realized as a friend. I took time out of my day to learn more about him and his family. One day he told me he didn't know how to like himself and he looked up to me because I always "seemed" to be "universally liked". He also said he was tired of trying to get better and repeatedly failing.I looked at him and I said I am no more special than you are, in fact I used to be just like you when I was younger. I didn't know how to communicate properly or anything.
He looked at me and said, how did you get better? I replied, I found inspiration. Inspiration to live life, experiance the world. So I made myself play sports, read books, and tried taking care of myself while exposing myself to new enviorments." He looked down at the ground "Well I can't do that, I don't have the skills to play a sport or the money to go out and try new things.
I am a human like you, nothing more, nothing less. We are full of potential, each and one of use. The problem is that we don't always know how to use it.

I then helped himset up a schedule to help his figure. Flash to today. He now has alot of friends and just recently got a girlfriend.

#415 to #354 - whackywonka (06/13/2012) [-]
You remind me a lot of this guy, the world needs more people like you.
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User avatar #442 to #415 - wildberk (06/13/2012) [-]
I just try to help when I can. Though I am flattered you would think that.
As my mentor said to many times "By helping others they will help you. At the end of the day we all want to know that someone cares."

"When someone else loses hope give them your hope to show all is not lost."

Rest his soul.
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