Long, but worth it. i don't know what to do for a description. so its tth grade, 1 was average but alone. but yet 1 didnt give a 11 year old me but 1 wasnt popu sad Life Love Cassie
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Long, but worth it

Long, but worth it. i don't know what to do for a description. so its tth grade, 1 was average but alone. but yet 1 didnt give a 11 year old me but 1 wasnt popu

i don't know what to do for a description

so its tth grade, 1 was
average but alone. but yet
1 didnt give a ****
11 year old me
but 1 wasnt
popular, and
subject to
constant bullying
any
i allways spent my tame
alone during recess
Untill 1 met her. the girl
of my dreams.
over a game of tag
Her name was Cassie, she was
skinny, small, and beautifui..
well for an 11 yearold Re
we hung out all of the tine,
every day 1 would spend the
afternoon at her house
I was no longer alone.
had a friend. a best
friend
But 1 just didnt know it
at the tine.
It was June, 1 dont
remember the exact day.
all 1 remember is we were
messing around laughing
our asses off.
And then it hit me.
it was like a brick
******* wall rushing
at me at speeds
faster than any
recorded by man
1 was have
I thought
about telling
her. 1
pondered it
for months.
almost a full
year.
And then 1 maned the **** up
and toad her. I wrote her a
poem, I bought some flowers,
and wrote a speech that
revealed my feelings for her.
I toad her everything. my
feelings, my love.
but 1 was to late” about 3
some douche bag from our school
had asked her out 3 hours
before, she was going to tell me
as soon as she saw me. but 1
toad her everything before she
could tell me.
she tried to tell me that she
had feelings for me at one
point, but 1 should of toad
her. she would of said yes. it
was her atempt to comfort me.
but 1 was already dead inside.
and quite frankly, what she
said made me feer worse
friend
zoned
no rage face for this
part. we are going to
I bitched out. i was a love
struck teenager. quite
possibly the stupidest type
of person on the planet. my 3
year old brother had more
sense than me at the tame.
i went home, grabbed a gallon
of bleach, wrote myself a sad
suicide note. and downed
of Clorox bleach, mays
would be proud.
and guess who 1 saw first
sitting a
chair, at the
end of my bed
crying.
it was Cassie
I woke up the next day a
hospital bed, with 3 iv' s and
hooked up to a whale **** load
of monitors
WHEN} HIGH all] R"
she saw me, and it was like
the weight of the world was
lifted off her back
first she was
suprised to see me
alive
then she was
happy
an my gud, thank
we Tou' re alive.
thank one thank we
thank gas"
And then she was mad
What the an are
yen think van were
as yen have
any idea what the
**** Van an ta
Then the disapointment
kicked
what an T guru: ta as
with yen"
And 1 just stood
there, taking
what l deserved
But a couple hours we
were back to normal.
besides the fact 1 was
a hospital bed. it was
like nothing happened
tta
but, since 1 was stable my
throat had gnd degree burns,
but 1 was stable) 1 had to
bel
I dont know about
you. but where 1
live, when you
try to Kill
yourself. you
have to go to a
mental health
institute.
For Three Months.
But Cassie
met me
every day
she could,
twice a
week. on
thursdays
she would tell me about
fights with her boyfriend
she would make fun of my
hospital gown and scrubs.
joking of course
jokes on her
though, those
scrubs were
comfy as ****
I would tell her stories about
how 1 got trouble with the
therapists and my french doctor
that 1 had fun messing with, as
a joke of course
Etti (it
And soon, 1
was out of
the hospital.
it was my
final day
that god damn
hospital.
and guess who
was there to
pick me up.
mother ******* Cassie.
why the **** are you
still wearing the
scrubs"
she toad me she broke up
with her Dang boyfriend
and she said she wanted to
I was happy. 1
1 was love.
was
girl.
1 was put the friendzone.
and now 10 years later we are married, with a beautifui baby
and 1 got out. the friendzone
isnt a tine sentence. things change, people change,
feelings change. because trusts . is change.
1 hope everything works out for you like it did for me
unthinkable.
oh yeah. one more thing.
have always prevails
But listen. do not think killing yourself will get you the
girl you want. because 9999999991 of the tine, be
****** . my shot was 1 a million.
1 went full retard. dont do what 1 did, dont do the
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#6 - lemonpepsiking (06/12/2012) [-]
to get out of friendzone you have to drink bleach eh? It seems it really turned the "tide" of the battle?
#410 to #6 - ohgodwaitimatheist (06/12/2012) [-]
I readed the comic because your comment.
I readed the comic because your comment.
User avatar #813 to #410 - nikelove (06/13/2012) [-]
You should have "readed' an english textbook first.
#881 to #813 - ohgodwaitimatheist (06/13/2012) [-]
Damn, I am sorry, but I'd rather read a book from my main language.
Damn, I am sorry, but I'd rather read a book from my main language.
#242 to #6 - Rascal (06/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #478 to #6 - lordfaggotmaster (06/12/2012) [-]
Well,did the bleach taste good?
User avatar #290 to #6 - memeticman ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
SOMEONE GIVE THE MAN A MEDAL!!!!
#486 to #6 - pokemonstheshiz (06/12/2012) [-]
Just take this thumb to go
#14 to #6 - wakawakax (06/12/2012) [-]
Your comment made me laugh more than   the entire frontpage. Take this thumb and be proud of yourself.
Your comment made me laugh more than the entire frontpage. Take this thumb and be proud of yourself.
#41 - ponieswererolled (06/12/2012) [-]
Moral of the story: Kill yourself to get your girl.
User avatar #350 to #41 - severepwner (06/12/2012) [-]
So either
A) You die, the pain ends, happy afterlife.
B) Get the girl of your dreams.
It's a win/win.
User avatar #427 to #350 - marinepenguin ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
Unless the afterlife ******* suuuuuuuucks.
+3
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#36 - traviver (06/12/2012) [-]
I've recently been friendzoned. By a lesbian.   
I don't know how this happened; I'm confused now.
I've recently been friendzoned. By a lesbian.
I don't know how this happened; I'm confused now.
User avatar #76 to #36 - Xedan (06/12/2012) [-]
professoroak.jpg

are you a boy or a girl?
#88 to #76 - traviver (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm a guy.

That's the fun part.
User avatar #206 to #88 - Xedan (06/12/2012) [-]
but it's not really friendzoning if you can't possibly have a shot with her. unless she's bi I guess.
User avatar #48 to #36 - Hyoukin (06/12/2012) [-]
....maybe because she's a lesbian?
User avatar #53 to #48 - traviver (06/12/2012) [-]
I know, but how it should even be necessary.

It's a redundant friendzone, if you will, is what I was saying.
User avatar #56 to #53 - Hyoukin (06/12/2012) [-]
Yeah, I get what you're saying. If she felt the need to point it out, then yeah that's a bit redundant. :P

I wouldn't sweat it though, some of my best friends are lesbians and they have all the great qualities of hanging out with girl friends without all the drama.
User avatar #58 to #56 - traviver (06/12/2012) [-]
Exactly.

I'm not sweating it, I just found it more funny than anything.
User avatar #479 - fuckthepolice (06/12/2012) [-]
Moral of the story.
>Get friendzoned
>Drink bleach
> **** bitches
#254 - metalreignsupreme (06/12/2012) [-]
Great story but:
"billy mays would be proud"
I lol'd
#232 - vinnyd (06/12/2012) [-]
Drink bleach, get bitches.

I think I misunderstood your moral of your story...
#337 - finni (06/12/2012) [-]
I want a Cassie
I want a Cassie
#218 - frozo (06/12/2012) [-]
Downing bleach is a great way to stay in shape

User avatar #106 - nimme (06/12/2012) [-]
So the moral of the story is, you attempt to kill yourself and psychologically manipulate the girl into being with you to prevent you from trying to kill yourself again?
#124 to #106 - anothergun (06/12/2012) [-]
Exactly how i read it too...
#643 - Senior Bob (06/13/2012) [-]
good thing you told us not to down a jug of bleach. that was the first thing i was gonna do to get the ladies.

pic semi-related
#150 - stripeygreenhat (06/12/2012) [-]
I think attempting suicide was kind of selfish. You disregarded the pain that you would bring your parents and that girl to satisfy your own desire to not have awareness.    
   
Bring on the red thumbs.
I think attempting suicide was kind of selfish. You disregarded the pain that you would bring your parents and that girl to satisfy your own desire to not have awareness.

Bring on the red thumbs.
#156 to #150 - Rascal (06/12/2012) [-]
No, I agree, because I have had suicidal feelings before. One day when I was thirteen, I was going to cut my wrists to die, but then my mom called me to dinner, so I went and afterwards my mother, as always, said she loved me. If she didn't say that I probably wouldn't be here, as when you are depressed it's hard to think of others, but once I did I thought I was being selfish too.
Btw, great story OP, glad you survived.
User avatar #165 to #150 - runeception (06/12/2012) [-]
it's true, but being really sad or in depression makes you blind, I've tried to kill myself several times, and just about this subject, friend zoning, being bullied getting in trouble and **** , but im still alive, and still being bullied, friend zoned and getting in trouble... but since I magically got a really high self-esteem (not cocky) I just dont give a **** anymore, Im giving funnyjunk most of the honor for that, all the laughs, but now at this time funnyjunk CAN be very boring at times.
#345 to #165 - nwn (06/12/2012) [-]
I've always thought killing yourself would be easy, but I'm starting to doubt that now that i see all these people trying to kill themselves and failing.
Does that mean I'm wrong, or that most people suck at killing themselves?
Well, it might be unfair to say "most people", since those that succeeded are... unable to write about it. And human genetics might try to stop you from it, since it would halt reproduction slightly...
User avatar #885 to #345 - runeception (06/13/2012) [-]
well i tried to kill myself with a knife, multiple times, i never actually cut myself.
anyhow the reason why ''most'' people fail is because they think about people they love, and people that loves them, also i had some weed which helped me through that fase of life.
not implying weed is a healthy thing (even thought research say so)
#734 to #345 - Rascal (06/13/2012) [-]
basically it's how you kill yourself, if it's by a razor blade or bleach or something similar you have to be mentally prepared for death and not knowing what will happen, you also need to be ready to die.
If you use a gun or jump of a building, it will be quick and quite painless.
however other people may find you and save you by taking you to a hospital.
so you're most likely wrong, it's hard to kill yourself with bleach or a razor blade, however a gun or jumping off a building would be sufficient.
User avatar #488 to #345 - corkscrew (06/12/2012) [-]
If you wanted to kill yourself, it would be easy
If you didn't, then you would attempt to kill yourself, and ultimately fail

If you truly didn't think you could live anymore then you would just go blow your brains out or something
and admittedly, some people "try to kill themselves" simply because they are attention seeking and want people to know they tried to kill themselves (generally women)
#888 - onlmusha (06/13/2012) [-]
So.... the only way out of the friendzone is to try and kill yourself?!
I dont think i can do that.
**** it smoke weed errday
User avatar #678 - phisohex (06/13/2012) [-]
Moral of the story: Drink bleach, acquire bitches.
#514 - gemnesys (06/12/2012) [-]
You're wrong. England prevails.
#521 to #514 - Kentaru (06/13/2012) [-]
i started chuckling
thumb for you
#324 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/12/2012) [-]
Wait, so I don't kill myself, but do I still drink the bleach?
+10
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#749 to #732 - Rascal (06/13/2012) [-]
* attempt to kill yourself
#494 - pacoseago ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
#434 - jaycipia (06/12/2012) [-]
you were 11 in the fourth grade?
#438 to #434 - ddylann (06/12/2012) [-]
my first thought to
#245 - ZenMacros (06/12/2012) [-]
>4th grade   
>11 years old
>4th grade
>11 years old
User avatar #248 to #245 - Unholyken (06/12/2012) [-]
my family moved around alot. my dads job made us move like once every quarter year, so some of my school years were messed up
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