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zombie OC

illillillillillill, lli' l, is Pil
Expectation Reality
Finally its Oh god I' m gonna die!!!
Time to go fuel: up Some I' m joist gonna bunker down
****** Hell Yeyah. ll. l here in my house and hope
the zombies dont find me
were the army. we are
to stop the tom bles. we
advise that you stay in your
home until furthur notice
zombies. the
streets are now
safe to walk on
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User avatar #1 - LordZebedee (06/11/2012) [-]
Depends on the type of Zombie really
User avatar #2 to #1 - norwegianwaffles (06/11/2012) [-]
zombies=walking dead
when people are dead their blood gets freezes (or what you want to call it) so they can't move.
#17 to #2 - Rascal (06/12/2012) [-]
you mean congeals, not freezes. And this has been addressed in many zombie theories
#12 to #2 - musicman (06/12/2012) [-]
what?????
User avatar #8 to #1 - bokkos (06/11/2012) [-]
I always liked the solanum model, but only because in any other scenario I`d be doubly ****** .
User avatar #328 to #1 - mrmariomike (06/12/2012) [-]
Left 4 Dead zombies would be the worst...
#101 to #1 - Nickdowgg (06/12/2012) [-]
I know its probably impossible, but imagine this ************ .
User avatar #366 to #101 - lmaopwnt (06/12/2012) [-]
Actually it just might be possible.
You see at any given time humans are only using 1/3 of their muscles for any kind of task, whether it be heavy lifting or writing, it almost never changes, this is to be efficient in the use of your bodies energy.
But if you were to obtain a virus that makes your body ignore this rule, then you average zombie would seem 3 times stronger than your average human, they'd be able to punch clear through a wooden door and rip it off it hinges with one hand and without breaking a sweat.
#3 to #1 - newmainman (06/11/2012) [-]
My thoughts exactly. If we're dealing with some Dawn of the Dead **** .......we're pretty ****** .
#4 to #3 - Rascal (06/11/2012) [-]
Or those from the 28's. Worse: animal zombies like in resident evil!
#58 to #4 - randomlunchbox (06/12/2012) [-]
28 days later Zombies, you do not wanna **** with them.
User avatar #5 to #4 - newmainman (06/11/2012) [-]
Oh man, if i see zombie dogs prowling my neighborhood, i'm going to off myself..
#16 to #5 - Rascal (06/12/2012) [-]
get on the roof with a hunting rifel some how and hope they cant climb
User avatar #223 to #16 - JoshBauer (06/12/2012) [-]
Don't forget zombie monkeys.
User avatar #334 to #223 - killerliquid ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
If those are gonna happen...giant zombie spiders? OH **** NO!
#27 to #4 - bukkakeninja (06/12/2012) [-]
If something other than the T-virus got out everyone is screwed when zombies are armed with ******* rocket launchers and ak-47's
#43 to #27 - Rascal (06/12/2012) [-]
in res 6 they reverted back to the original zombies but they still use bricks and stuff to break wondows
#57 to #3 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
What were Dawn of the Dead zombies like?
#67 to #57 - Rascal (06/12/2012) [-]
slow dumb. fell for the ole "human pretending to be a zombie" bit
User avatar #159 to #67 - karolinajigglypoof (06/12/2012) [-]
That's Shawn of the dead, it's a mock up of Dawn of the Dead.
#384 to #57 - newmainman (06/12/2012) [-]
The dawn of the dead zombies weren't dumb ha, they were fast and knew what they wanted. They couldn't open doors and climb, but they were fast....
User avatar #130 to #57 - exoh (06/12/2012) [-]
when you cut them up or ripped parts off the parts still lived
#339 - raberintodesu (06/12/2012) [-]
What, you threw a pinned grenade to the zombies, hoping they would unpin it themselves?
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User avatar #236 to #185 - oxan (06/12/2012) [-]
Haha, reminds me of Zombie Land, how Bill Murray pretends to be a zombie ^.^
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#64 - User (06/12/2012) [-]
what i expect....

probably would happen too
#341 - flomosho (06/12/2012) [-]
You gonna attack a human? Probably your only hope for teamwork?
#355 to #341 - crankii (06/12/2012) [-]
If i had a grenade, i would do the same...
especially if they're not zombies
#163 - badthing (06/12/2012) [-]
My face during a zombie apocalypse
My face during a zombie apocalypse
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User avatar #21 to #19 - sleevesofwizard (06/12/2012) [-]
Then be made into a feel post
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#85 to #21 - jupiterjazz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#112 to #85 - Rascal (06/12/2012) [-]
yes
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User avatar #342 to #333 - deathlordgusta (06/12/2012) [-]
camp searchlight in the basement of the church.
User avatar #344 to #342 - shitshitshit (06/12/2012) [-]
you, you are awesome and you should feel awesome
#289 - ktulu (06/12/2012) [-]
fixed it for ya.
#123 - hauntzor (06/12/2012) [-]
Am I really part of the select few that really really really doesn't want one?

I'm terrified of any apocalyptic situation, really.
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User avatar #118 - demondiger (06/12/2012) [-]
my plan Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
User avatar #119 to #118 - ThAReApEr (06/12/2012) [-]
you sir, just earned a new friend and subscriber, i ******* love that movie
User avatar #120 to #119 - demondiger (06/12/2012) [-]
*ma'am
User avatar #121 to #120 - ThAReApEr (06/12/2012) [-]
i am sorry, ma'am
User avatar #125 to #121 - demondiger (06/12/2012) [-]
no problem in fact i will be watching this movie tonight with some curry and a lollipop

hardcore
User avatar #127 to #125 - ThAReApEr (06/12/2012) [-]
i will probably be watching that movie tomorrow, while smoking some dank ****

mellow
User avatar #128 to #127 - demondiger (06/12/2012) [-]
dude thats cool
#327 - JASEYBOIONE (06/12/2012) [-]
How i'd survive the apocalypse....
How i'd survive the apocalypse....
User avatar #263 - zytherman (06/12/2012) [-]
I always wondered why in all zombie films the Army seemed to be over run. The would have more than enough firepower to stop the infection getting to them
#272 to #263 - thecrazyonedf (06/12/2012) [-]
that's what the super zombies are for, like in resident evil 2 and 3, umbrella released mass produced tyrants into the city to fight the military.
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#347 to #245 - ndiliciousa (06/12/2012) [-]
1) Linkin Park - When They Come For Me
2) Linkin Park - The Catalyst
3) Paramore - Looking Up
4) Linkin Park - The Messenger
5) Linkin Park - Blackout
6) Paramore - All I Wanted
7) Paramore - Turn It Off
8) Of Monsters And Men- Six Weeks
9) Linkin Park- Iridescent
10) Of Monsters And Men - Little Talks

MFW Shuffle mode loves Linkin Park and Paramore
User avatar #318 to #245 - DeathclawRulez (06/12/2012) [-]
1 Seek and Destroy- Metallica
2 Get Ready to Die- Andrew W.K
3 Be Quick or be dead- Iron Maiden
4 Fade to Black-Metallica
5 Children of the Damned- Iron Maiden
6 Prowler- Iron Maiden
7 Fight 'em til you can't- Anthrax
8 Peace Sells, but Who's Buyin'?
9 Painkiller0 Judas Priest
10 Hell Awaits- Slayer
User avatar #321 to #318 - DeathclawRulez (06/12/2012) [-]
no. 8 by megadeth
#265 to #245 - Rascal (06/12/2012) [-]
The Underwear Song - Rodney Carrington
I Like Big Butts - MC Hammer
The Imperial March - Star Wars
Simple Man - Lynyrd Skynyrd
Burn The Earth - Dethklok
TNT - AC/DC
Country Song - Seether
Fixxxer - Metallica
Dawn Over A New World - Dragonforce
All Nightmare Long - Metallica
User avatar #269 to #245 - BioWarfarePanda (06/12/2012) [-]
1.Bassnectar&Jantsen-Blast off
2.Kryptic minds-Alone
3.Bassnectar-Churn of the century
4.Alein pimp & Datacode-Residual Groove
5.Bassnectar & Satr-enter the chamber
6.Serj Tankain-Falling stars
7.Serj Tankain-Gate 21
8.Dominic Ridgeway-We R The Ppl of The Revolution
9.Skism-Power
10.Bassnectar-Voodoo(Bassnectar & ill.gates remix)
#294 to #245 - morbidreborn (06/12/2012) [-]
1) Monster - Metal Church   
2) Sempiternal Embers - Eluveltie   
3) Act One, Scene One - The Fall Of Troy   
4) No Shelter - Rage Against the Machine   
5) Level Five - King Crimson   
6) Sheer Heart Attack - Queen   
7) Throw Away Children - Dio   
8) Dreamer - Apocalyptica   
9) In The Arms Of Sleep - The Smashing Pumpkins   
10) Perfect Strangers - Dream Theater
1) Monster - Metal Church
2) Sempiternal Embers - Eluveltie
3) Act One, Scene One - The Fall Of Troy
4) No Shelter - Rage Against the Machine
5) Level Five - King Crimson
6) Sheer Heart Attack - Queen
7) Throw Away Children - Dio
8) Dreamer - Apocalyptica
9) In The Arms Of Sleep - The Smashing Pumpkins
10) Perfect Strangers - Dream Theater
User avatar #297 to #245 - ktulu (06/12/2012) [-]
1.Death - Evil Dead
2.Venom - Black Metal
3.Brain Drill - Sadistic Abductive
4.Dismember - Skin Her Alive
5.Entombed - Revel in Flesh
6.Radiohead - How to Disappear Completely
7.Nile - Annihilation of The Wicked
8.Municipal Waste - Sadistic Magician
9.Death - Voice of the Soul
10.Bloodbath - Buried by the Dead
#312 to #245 - crilleballe (06/12/2012) [-]
1: Slipknot - .execute
2: Turisas - Hunting Pirates
3: Dragonforce - Inside the Winter Storm
4: Slipknot - Tattered & Torn
5: Psycadelic - From the gaping Cavity
6: Bullet for my Valentine - Eye of the Storm
7: Pinkie Guy - Loco
8: CommandSpry - Live to Fly
9: Eddie van Halen - Eruption (??)
10: MachinimaSound - Remember the Dreams
#253 to #245 - Rascal (06/12/2012) [-]
1. Insomnium - Every hour wounds
2. Nightwish - Ghost love score
3. Slipknot - Gently
4. Kalmah - One of fail
5. Nightwish - Nemo
6. Stratovarius - Start
7. Swallow the sun - Fragile
8. Slipknot - Coleslaw
9. Amorphis - Soothsayer
10. Nightwish - Fantasmic
User avatar #256 to #245 - MaverickZero ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
1. Believe in Nothing - All That Remains
2. Neurotica Rampage - Soilwork
3. Home to Me - All That Remains
4. American Wedding - Frank Ocean
5. Bonfire - Childish Gambino
6. Bitch Suck Dick - Tyler, The Creator feat. Jasper Dolphin & Taco
7. Derezzed - Daft Punk
8. Orange Juice - OFWGKTA (EarlWolf)
9. No Church in the Wild - Jay-Z & Kanye West feat. Frank Ocean
10. Transylvania - Tyler, The Creator
#266 to #245 - Rascal (06/12/2012) [-]
1. Gerudo valley - LOZ 25th anniversary symphony
2. Lune noir - Sonitis Vir
3. You're Gonna Go Far Kid - The Offspring
4. DARK TONY HAWK IS BORN - Renard
5. Funk Blaster - KOAN Sound
6. GirlFriend (Subdue Remix) - Tim Ismag
7. Super Soaker (Culprate Remix) - Standard Push
8. Takes You Back - Darwin
9. Dinural - Jackal Queenston
10. The Grand Cross - The Queenstons
#295 to #245 - meiwenti (06/12/2012) [-]
1: Rise against - Savior
2: Led zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven
3: Dream theater - The root of all evil
4: Modestep - Feel good (the Prototypes remix)
5: Metallica - Broken, beat and scarred
6: Netsky - Prisma
7: Cutline - Alive
8: Alter bridge - Metallingus
9: Joe Syntax - Fire engine
10: Rise against - The strength to go on
User avatar #311 to #245 - daboomee (06/12/2012) [-]
Dark Funeral - Angel Flesh Impaled
Dimmu Borgir - Gateways
Bloodbath - Eaten
Disturbed - My Child
Dethklok - Go in to the water
Dying Fetus - Kill your mother, rape your dog
Cannibal Corpse - Evisceration plague
Decapitated - Lying and weak
Dream Evil - Kill, Burn, Be evil
Dream Evil - Bang your head
#315 to #311 - thebitcher (06/12/2012) [-]
Not bad.
Not bad.
#300 to #245 - thebitcher (06/12/2012) [-]
As the Palaces Burn - Lamb of God.   
Make Them Suffer - Cannibal Corpse.   
Heartwork - Carcass.   
Cry My Name - Bloodbath.   
Walk with Me in Hell - Lamb of God.   
Addicted to Vaginal Skin - Cannibal Corpse.   
Mysterium Coniunctionis (Hermanubis) - Behemoth.   
Sick Salvation - Bloodbath.   
Eaten - Bloodbath.   
Glory to the Brave - Hammerfall.
As the Palaces Burn - Lamb of God.
Make Them Suffer - Cannibal Corpse.
Heartwork - Carcass.
Cry My Name - Bloodbath.
Walk with Me in Hell - Lamb of God.
Addicted to Vaginal Skin - Cannibal Corpse.
Mysterium Coniunctionis (Hermanubis) - Behemoth.
Sick Salvation - Bloodbath.
Eaten - Bloodbath.
Glory to the Brave - Hammerfall.
#307 to #300 - daboomee (06/12/2012) [-]
Dude, Nice taste in music bro!
#308 to #307 - thebitcher (06/12/2012) [-]
Right back at ya, bro.
User avatar #304 to #300 - thebitcher (06/12/2012) [-]
Everything is so violent, I'm not sure the tender moments are really that "tender". Also, I love the Addicted to Vaginal Skin part. Fits perfectly.
#331 to #245 - nathanbacon (06/12/2012) [-]
1.Lullaby- Nickelback
2.Feliz Navidad- Jose Feliciano
3.You've got a friend in me- Randy Newman
4.One step at a time- Jordan sparks
5.Animal I Have Become- Three Days Grace
6.Lola- The Kinks
7.Firework- Katy Perry
8.This Close- Flyleaf
9.Down To My Last- Alter Bridge
10.Party Hard- Andrew Wk
User avatar #325 to #245 - zhitman (06/12/2012) [-]
1) Klaypex - Double Vision
2) SkisM - Elixir
3) Sharam - Our Love (Dirtyloud Remix)
4) Felguk - All Night Long (Darth & Vader Remix)
5) Feed Me - Relocation
6) Porter Robinson - Unison
7) deadmau5 - FML Again
8) L'Amere Conspiration - Fallen (The Clamps Remix)
9) Candyland - Koyote
10) Tim Berg - Seek Bromance (Porter Robinson Remix)
User avatar #309 to #245 - xsnowbanex (06/12/2012) [-]
1. Kanye West - Mercy (feat. Big Sean, Pusha T, 2 Chainz)
2. Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
3. Chiddy Bang - Opposite of Adults
4. Ca$h Out - Cashin Out
5. Lupe Fiasco - Around My Way
6. Childish Gambino - So Fly
7. Mac Miller - Loud
8. Drake - Purple Flowers(feat. Wiz Khalifa)
9. Adele - Rumour Has It
10. Drake - Lust For Life
#310 to #309 - xsnowbanex (06/12/2012) [-]
Yup, Im Black
Yup, Im Black
#298 to #245 - lickmyteabag ONLINE (06/12/2012) [-]
1. The Chosen - Loop Stepwalker & Sinister Souls   
2. Out of Control - Vital Techniques & Buchan   
3. Fist of Fury - Liquid Stranger   
4. Eating Cats - Culprate   
5. Dead to Me - Timeline   
6. Stay With Me - Owsey & CoMa   
7. A Digital Frontier - Adroa   
8. Children - Komonazmuk   
9. Hollow - Hizzleguy   
10. Gorilla Flex (Roksonix King King Remix) - Funtcase
1. The Chosen - Loop Stepwalker & Sinister Souls
2. Out of Control - Vital Techniques & Buchan
3. Fist of Fury - Liquid Stranger
4. Eating Cats - Culprate
5. Dead to Me - Timeline
6. Stay With Me - Owsey & CoMa
7. A Digital Frontier - Adroa
8. Children - Komonazmuk
9. Hollow - Hizzleguy
10. Gorilla Flex (Roksonix King King Remix) - Funtcase
#306 to #245 - Rascal (06/12/2012) [-]
Nyan Cat
Nyan Cat
Nyan Cat
Nyan Cat
Nyan Cat
Nyan Cat
Nyan Cat
Nyan Cat
Nyan Cat
Nyan Cat
#296 to #245 - Rascal (06/12/2012) [-]
1. Dateless Losers - Reel Big Fish
2. Crazy Little Thing Called Love - Queen
3. Lose Yourself - Eminem
4. Hot for Teacher - Van Halen
5. Chop Suey (The Living Tombstone Remix) - The Living Tombstone
6. Prayer - Disturbed
7. Happiness is Not a Warm Scalpel - Cast of "Repo! The Genetic Opera"
8. The Middle - Jimmy Eat World
9. Genetic Emancipation - Cast of "Repo! The Genetic Opera"
10. Cannibal - Reel Big Fish

Not sure if Gusta..?
#292 to #245 - idevious (06/12/2012) [-]
1: Your Dead - The Brains
2: Ladtage - Unknown Artist
3: Its okay ( one blood ) - The Game
4: Carmen - Lana Del Rey
5: Banner - Lights
6: Tryna Change Me - J.Reyez
7: Kyoto - Skrillex Ft Sirah
8: Life goes on - 2PAC
9: If i die 2 nite - 2PAC
10: Dragon Born comes - Malukah

OK im not gunna lie o-o this fits perfectly.
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#375 to #245 - maikrob (06/12/2012) [-]
1. Three Days Grace - Get out alive
2. Dope - Die ************ Die
3. Girl Generation - Run Devil Run (idontevenknow)
4. Skillet - Monster
5. Skillet - Awake and Alive
6. Rise Against - The Good Left Undone
7. Pendulum - Propane Nightmares
8. Rise Against - Survive
9. Linkin Park - In the End
10. Legend of Zelda - Song of Healing


Yeah i dont even know why.





User avatar #268 to #245 - SunshineCabbage (06/12/2012) [-]
1. Andrew W.K. - Party Hard
2. Serj Tankian - Lie Lie Lie
3. Otep - Confrontation
4. Papa Roach - Never Enough
5. Lordi - Blood Red Sandman
6. Rob Zombie - Living Dead Girl
7. Cradle of Filth - Tonight in Flames
8. Avenged Sevenfold - Bat Country
9. Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar On Me
10. Within Temptation - Angels
#359 to #245 - responsibletim (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm only doing the 7th:

Don't stop me now- Queen.
(most of you should get this.)
#260 to #245 - Rascal (06/12/2012) [-]
1. Thrice - Hold Fast Hope
2. Funeral for a Friend - Novella
3. Biffy Clyro - This Conversation Is...
4. Mumford & Sons - Winter Winds
5. Avenged Sevenfold - Bat Country
6. Passion Pit- Sleepyhead
7. Band of Horses - I Go To The Barn Because I Like The
8. City and Colour - What Makes a Man
9. Gavintoo - Si Je T'aime ft. Muxito (Moleman Drumstep Remix)
10. Frightened Rabbit - My Backwards Walk
User avatar #349 to #245 - CptnSoapMcTavish (06/12/2012) [-]
1. Afterhours - Deadmau5
2. Drain You - Nirvana
3. A Gentlemen's Coup - Rise Against
4. Suiri - Taniuchi Hideki (from Deathnote..)
5. The Approaching Curve - Rise Against
6. Dancing for Rain - Rise Against
7. X Amount of Words - Blue October
8. House of Wolves - My Chemical Romance
9. The Man Who Sold The World - Nirvana
10. Citizen Soldiers - 3 Doors Down

My zombie apocalypse has some gay music XD
#291 to #245 - penismunching (06/12/2012) [-]
1. Metallica - Master of Puppets
2. Rise Against - Injection
3. Disturbed - Stricken
4. Red - Lost
5. Avenged Sevenfold - M.I.A
6. Linkin Park - What I've Done
7. Metallica - The Unforgiven
8. Lamb Of God - Redneck
9. Above This - Through My Words
10. Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife
User avatar #301 to #291 - thebitcher (06/12/2012) [-]
Thumbed just for the username. Lol.
#302 to #301 - penismunching (06/12/2012) [-]
LOL, thanks
#7 - smercenary (06/11/2012) [-]
In reality you would be a zombie...
#326 - soaped (06/12/2012) [-]
**soaped rolled a random image posted in comment #353 at top answer **

ax
User avatar #357 to #326 - sodapops (06/12/2012) [-]
Your username and picture are too relevant for words.
#87 - colegaleener (06/12/2012) [-]
Dont worry i've played enough DayZ to know what the hell i'm doing.
User avatar #93 to #87 - nretam (06/12/2012) [-]
hey, i was watching dayz on a stream, it was destiny, do you by any chance know what im talking about?
User avatar #94 to #93 - colegaleener (06/12/2012) [-]
yeah i only watched the video where he hijacked a car and ran over some people
User avatar #97 to #94 - nretam (06/12/2012) [-]
aha yea that one was pretty funny haha i wanna get that game
User avatar #100 to #97 - colegaleener (06/12/2012) [-]
man, i wish some people from like valve or maybe even treyarch would just make a DayZ videogame, with cool ass graphics and more weapons, vehicles, tools, and put it on 360 and ps3.. i'd play that **** all the time
User avatar #150 to #100 - nretam (06/12/2012) [-]
ya man i agree it looked so sick
#90 to #86 - Rascal (06/12/2012) [-]
I enjoy seeing retards on FJ and in real life that actually prepare for a zombie apocalypse. Even if something like that DID happen, it would be taken care of in under a day. It's nice to see people with reasoning skills here...
#103 to #86 - Rascal (06/12/2012) [-]
Read the first one on that post

Animals such as bears and coyotes would hunt and eat them, as well as maggots and flys etc.

Great... Now we have zombie bears and Coyotes running around, thats much better.
#126 to #103 - hauntzor (06/12/2012) [-]
Because human viruses always transfer over to animal immune systems.

/sarcasm

If I have the flu and my dog sleeps in bed with me during the whole thing he would never catch it because there are major differences in human and animal strains.
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#59 - xxxpunosxxx (06/12/2012) [-]
it's lucky the three green shower capped men showed up!    
   
Pic unrelated.
it's lucky the three green shower capped men showed up!

Pic unrelated.
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