Goats & Dolphins. . Mares All you I. _. If you ever, EVER put the punchline in the title again, you will end up like this parrot. Goats & Dolphins Mares All you I _ If ever EVER put the punchline in title again will end up like this parrot
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#1 - kampi
Reply +24
(06/10/2012) [-]
If you ever, EVER put the punchline in the title again, you will end up like this parrot.
If you ever, EVER put the punchline in the title again, you will end up like this parrot.
#2 to #1 - DemonMatt
Reply +43
(06/10/2012) [-]
You might have an issue if you looked at "Goats & Dolphins" and without seeing the content said "it's about the vaginas."
You might have an issue if you looked at "Goats & Dolphins" and without seeing the content said "it's about the vaginas."
#3 to #2 - kampi
Reply +5
(06/10/2012) [-]
But it said that that goats and dolphins have human-like vaginas.   
That was the funny.   
He said it in the title.   
It wasn't as funny as I hoped it would be when I read the text.   
   
Conclusion: I didn't laugh as much as I was meant to do.
But it said that that goats and dolphins have human-like vaginas.
That was the funny.
He said it in the title.
It wasn't as funny as I hoped it would be when I read the text.

Conclusion: I didn't laugh as much as I was meant to do.
#16 - lookitdatass
Reply +21
(06/11/2012) [-]
I just googled "Dolphin vagina"

I don't know why
#14 - McBalls
Reply +18
(06/11/2012) [-]
If you **** a dolphin, the muscles that squeeze the vagina can rip your penis off.
#19 to #14 - baryonyxer
Reply 0
(06/11/2012) [-]
where the **** do you hear something like that
#22 to #19 - kingpongthedon
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(06/11/2012) [-]
History Channel, actually, from back in the day when they actually taught us useful information. Several Amazonian tribes were known to **** those pink dolphins that look like they'd only exist on posters in an 8yr old girls room. To get free they would stab the dolphins, usually resulting in the dolphin's death. At one point it was so rampant that it was believed that if the practice were outlawed, the resulting dolphin boom would destroy the ecosystem.
#20 to #19 - McBalls
Reply +10
(06/11/2012) [-]
/b/
#23 to #14 - theinsanitymanitee
Reply +5
(06/11/2012) [-]
That's my fetish...
#33 - blockman
Reply +16
(06/11/2012) [-]
******** DOLPHIN!
#30 - acvirtutis
Reply +16
(06/11/2012) [-]
**** you dolphin!... Softly




You have no I idea how ashamed I was when I typed in hot asian man to find this picture.
#8 - xxmalachaixx
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(06/11/2012) [-]
**xxmalachaixx rolled a random image posted in comment #213 at welcome to area 51 ** mfw my mom has 2 goats..
#5 - jokeface
Reply +8
(06/10/2012) [-]
this is what i say to all animal rights activists: dolphin ******* should be legal. because it's been proven that dolphins are smarter than humans, which means that if a human does **** one, then that human is more of a victim than the dolphin, who clearly should have known better.
#7 to #5 - ahj
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(06/11/2012) [-]
#9 to #7 - jokeface
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(06/11/2012) [-]
i laughed harder at that than id be proud enough to admit...
#26 to #5 - anon
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(06/11/2012) [-]
"Dolphins are smarter than humans"
"Dolphins are smarter than humans"
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#11 to #10 - jokeface
Reply +8
(06/11/2012) [-]
that level of danger only makes it sound more enticing
#12 to #11 - alapazam **User deleted account**
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#13 to #12 - jokeface
Reply +5
(06/11/2012) [-]
i've seen enough hentai...but not enough to be ready for this.

WHAT THE ACTUAL ****??

okay now that i got that out of my system...who shall be making this into a movie?
#43 - awkwardsauce
Reply +7
(06/11/2012) [-]
I may still have a chance...
#42 - padrerebelscumole
Reply +2
(06/11/2012) [-]
Is the laptop in the background an Acer 5738 ? I have the same one
Is the laptop in the background an Acer 5738 ? I have the same one
#46 to #42 - daghost
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(06/11/2012) [-]