Fatty. . Derp, I' m really tired, can you carry me upstairs like the big muscle man you Okay here we gal 1... 2... are? IOU JUST TRAP CARD. "No sweety, I'm just weak, that's all. I've been feeling kind of sick today." (Sure that's mean but minor dishonesty is far better than unleashing the Fatty Derp I' m really tired can you carry me upstairs like the big muscle man Okay here we gal 1 2 are? IOU JUST TRAP CARD "No sweety I'm just weak that's all I've been feeling kind of sick today " (Sure mean but minor dishonesty is far better than unleashing
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#1 - stripeygreenhat
Reply +19
(06/11/2012) [-]
"No sweety, I'm just weak, that's all. I've been feeling kind of sick today."

(Sure that's mean but minor dishonesty is far better than unleashing the wrath of an insecure female)
#3 to #1 - DoctorAnus
Reply +2
(06/11/2012) [-]
******* genius! What do you if she tries this again in a week when you are "all better" though? D:
#18 to #3 - stripeygreenhat
Reply 0
(06/11/2012) [-]
You could say various things, but make sure you put the blame on yourself, not her. Like, you tripped and stumbled because you're a clumsy person. Something along those lines.

If she keeps asking, perhaps you should start working out so you'd be more successful the next time.
#7 to #1 - ianclimber ONLINE
Reply +2
(06/11/2012) [-]
today i was about to atempt the walk of shame when this girl i liked asked me to pick her up. To my surprise she flew like a feather and my confidence was boosted :D. humans are light.
#16 - falgabird
Reply +3
(06/11/2012) [-]
Stupid ******. You can't play trap cards from your hand.
#12 - trolliosis
Reply 0
(06/11/2012) [-]
**trolliosis rolled a random image posted in comment #83 at total bull crap! **

Silly OP. You can't play traps from the hand.
<----MFW i play yugioh to this day
#13 to #12 - elbrysobrony
Reply +3
(06/11/2012) [-]
Orly?
#17 to #13 - falgabird
Reply +1
(06/11/2012) [-]
well played....
#6 - profarnsworth
Reply +2
(06/11/2012) [-]
trap card you say?
#2 - tsoper
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#5 to #2 - lilmoka
Reply +2
(06/11/2012) [-]
And you people always ask why you're lonely?...Men these days
#15 - anon
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(06/11/2012) [-]
#14 - anon
Reply 0
(06/11/2012) [-]
When I had a boyfriend he offered me a piggyback ride I said no because I weigh about 30 more pounds than I look.
I really wanted one though.