Colorblind. this is from Reddit. i usually never repost things unless i loved the original post and its been a good long time since the internet has seen it. ev Colorblind this is from Reddit i usually never repost things unless loved the original post and its been a good long time since internet has seen it ev
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Colorblind. this is from Reddit. i usually never repost things unless i loved the original post and its been a good long time since the internet has seen it. ev

this is from Reddit. i usually never repost things unless i loved the original post and its been a good long time since the internet has seen it. everybody else is doing it anyway, they just never give creddit.

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#1 - thefunnyside
Reply +136
(06/09/2012) [-]
I'm gonna thumb you up for to reasons:
1. this is facking funny
2. You admitted this was reddit, not like all the other assholes
#110 to #1 - spyronos
Reply -4
(06/10/2012) [-]
#5 to #1 - ramirex
Reply +48
(06/09/2012) [-]
"for to reasons"
"for to reasons"
#102 to #5 - thefunnyside
Reply +21
(06/10/2012) [-]
Sorry, my W key is sort of broken.I have to smash it for it to work.
#151 to #102 - electrohouseftw
Reply -7
(06/10/2012) [-]
It seemed to be working fine for 'was'
#155 to #151 - thefunnyside
Reply +9
(06/10/2012) [-]
Like I said, It works, but I have to press it really hard
#188 to #155 - mikkeh
Reply +41
(06/10/2012) [-]
Can you spell "Where"?
#221 to #155 - dylanmart
Reply +5
(06/10/2012) [-]
You could just type the number : "2"
#296 to #221 - thefunnyside
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#158 to #155 - electrohouseftw
Reply -1
(06/10/2012) [-]
sounds like a pain.
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#160 to #158 - electrohouseftw
Reply -1
(06/10/2012) [-]
here you go [url deleted]
#154 to #151 - thefunnyside
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#12 to #5 - lncognito
Reply -26
(06/09/2012) [-]
You missed a couple;
This* and ********
And I highly doubt this comic has ever been or is ever going to be Reddit, considering Reddit isn't a picture!
#129 to #12 - kidel
Reply +7
(06/10/2012) [-]
Are you 12 or something?
#142 to #129 - bloodyspy
Reply -5
(06/10/2012) [-]
I don't see how that's connected to being twelve, as twelve year olds usually can't spell or use any sort of grammar whatsoever... but yeah it's pretty unnecessary.
#117 - oxan
Reply +76
(06/10/2012) [-]
I'm red-green colourblind, and I **** you not, I managed to convince a girl that red and green are totally invisible to me. For example, I convinced her I don't actually see grass, just the dirt under it, or that when someone wears a red shirt, I can see their bare skin.
#164 to #117 - jokersaysamuseme
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#229 to #117 - pistro
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
Ehm... One question good sir..

As you said, you're red-green colorblind, so it means that when you look to monething with that color, what do you see? Grey?

Sorry if it looks like a dumb question...
#234 to #229 - floydrose
Reply +3
(06/10/2012) [-]
No. I also have red green color blindness. We have trouble differentiating those colors from others. For example, once I was throwing away some trash at my friends house, he said "throw it in the brown trash can, not the green". I had no ******* idea which trashcan to use lmao.
#242 to #234 - pistro
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
So it means that if you see a red ball, you will see it like the color of an object near at it?
#279 to #242 - oxan
Reply +1
(06/11/2012) [-]
At first glance I'll occasionally see the wrong colour. But after a second or two I can see it.

The example I like to use is this: if there's red flowers in a green tree, I won't be able to see them unless I'm very close.
#293 to #279 - pistro
Reply 0
(06/11/2012) [-]
Uhm... Rather clear, thanks my good sir..!
#247 to #242 - floydrose
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
Ehh, somewhat. Red is an easy one for me.
Just not I looked at my notifications sign. I have 1 notification, I looked at it for a second and now I can't tell if it's green or red! D: I always thought it was red but now it looks very green. Pistro, what color is the notification symbol when you have an alert?
#248 to #247 - floydrose
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
now*
#292 to #248 - pistro
Reply 0
(06/11/2012) [-]
The color is orange, or at least seems like this to me...
Even this bigger version isn't helpful for you?
I don't want absolutely look like an ass...
#240 to #117 - tope
Reply +1
(06/10/2012) [-]
:)
#278 to #240 - oxan
Reply 0
(06/11/2012) [-]
**** colourblind people or something?

I can make out faint marks, but I can't make out what they really are.
#123 to #117 - dnblighton
Reply +25
(06/10/2012) [-]
your face soon after...
your face soon after...
#124 to #123 - oxan
Reply +9
(06/10/2012) [-]
I felt bad so I told her I was lying, lol.
#147 to #124 - yaarun
Reply +5
(06/10/2012) [-]
WHY????
you could make sure she never wears red/green clothes EVER AGAIN..
#165 to #147 - oxan
Reply +9
(06/10/2012) [-]
Whenever she wore green or red I should've given her a rapeface look ^.^
#178 to #165 - spinsser
Reply +12
(06/10/2012) [-]
you know what would be ****** up ?
if she liked you and started wearing red/green clothes afterwards (just for you),, and all you do is just pretend that you are aroused, but it's killing you inside, and you keep pretending and then you start dating for a while and then you fall in love and get married and after 10 years you slip up and tell her that you can't actually see through red/green, then she feels betrayed and disappointed, and the distance grows greater between you day by day until you can't take it anymore and you get divorced, and all that because you lied,, are you happy now ?!

(MFW I realized you're a girl, megusta.jpg)
#280 to #178 - oxan
Reply 0
(06/11/2012) [-]
I'm not a girl. Where did that come from?

Otherwise, nice story ^.^
#281 to #280 - spinsser
Reply 0
(06/11/2012) [-]
I saw the gif you posted of nigiri and for a weird reason I thought you were that FJ girl who had her own reaction gifs,, sorry for the mistake,, but I would like it better if you were,, (can we pretend that you are,, pretty please with a cherry on top :) )

and I'm glad you enjoyed the story :)
#282 to #281 - oxan
Reply 0
(06/11/2012) [-]
I'd like to be a girl. So much free **** for being a slut.
I'd like to be a girl. So much free **** for being a slut.
#283 to #282 - spinsser
Reply 0
(06/11/2012) [-]
I'm disappointed in you -_-
#284 to #283 - oxan
Reply +1
(06/11/2012) [-]
No, no. I'd be a classy girl. Dresses and hats and long gloves and ****.
#285 to #284 - spinsser
Reply 0
(06/11/2012) [-]
it'd be good enough as long as you aren't a whore :P
seriously I'm starting to get fed up with all that whorishness in the media and in real life,, it's ******* annoying..
#286 to #285 - oxan
Reply 0
(06/11/2012) [-]
>that feel when you like the only non-whore girl in your grade
>that feel when she's transforming into a bitch and starts going for generic alpha guys

I'd never be an actual whore. Nor would I want to date a whore. If I saw a girl who was dressed like my last picture in a genuine classy way (not a hipster I'm actually a whore way) I would fall in love instantly.
#287 to #286 - spinsser
Reply 0
(06/11/2012) [-]
I wish you the best, but I kinda hate how people use the word "love" loosely, I'm not trying to be all romantic or a fag about this, but people often confuse attraction with love, and there is NOTHING as love from first sight, that's the a stupid meaningless attraction (NOT LOVE), I have never fell in love, so I wouldn't really know, hopefully it will happen someday :)
#288 to #287 - oxan
Reply 0
(06/11/2012) [-]
I was falling in love with this girl. But yeah, she told me one day that she'd actually started liking this other guy. He's alpha, not really a douche, but still alpha. It was the closest thing I've had to a girlfriend.
#289 to #288 - spinsser
Reply 0
(06/11/2012) [-]
sorry mate :S
hopefully things will get better.
#290 to #289 - oxan
Reply 0
(06/11/2012) [-]
Trying to build confidence and ask out some girl that works nearby that'll smile at me on occasion and just see where it goes to get over this other girl. But yeah, we'll see what happens ^.^
#291 to #290 - spinsser
Reply 0
(06/11/2012) [-]
the least you can do is try,, what's the worst that can happen ?! it's exactly the same as not taking the chance to begin with :)
#244 to #178 - anon
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #65 at unfair justice? ** mfw but no picture? fj-users how do they work??
#273 to #244 - spinsser
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
I didn't want to put Megusta as the picture, it would have ruined the flow of the story

so I just put "megusta.jpg"
#125 to #124 - dnblighton
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
noooooooooooooooooo
#126 to #125 - oxan
Reply +4
(06/10/2012) [-]
I'm too nice sometimes...   
   
Pic unrelated.
I'm too nice sometimes...

Pic unrelated.
#127 to #126 - dnblighton
Reply +2
(06/10/2012) [-]
LAWL!!
LAWL!!
#128 to #127 - oxan
Reply +3
(06/10/2012) [-]
^.^
^.^
#172 to #128 - copponex
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
Who is she!??
#181 to #172 - pentle
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
i belive its jessica nigiri
i think im wrong though
#195 - isneep **User deleted account**
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#163 - boxdrop
Reply +24
(06/10/2012) [-]
#204 - MrDoomBringer
Reply -44
(06/10/2012) [-]
rage comics are only funny if you are 12.
rage comics are only funny if you are 12.
#206 to #204 - anon
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
I bet you feel like a big big man right now in your parent's basement
#209 to #206 - MrDoomBringer
Reply -24
(06/10/2012) [-]
Not finding overused ****** images funny = basement dweller
It's ok, just because you're a dribbling down-syndrome who eats his own ****, it doesn't mean you have to say that others live the way you do.
#254 to #209 - suhp **User deleted account**
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#269 to #209 - rymes
Reply +1
(06/10/2012) [-]
mate, all your comments were deleted before i could see them, but even i can tell you're dumb mother ******
#270 to #209 - anon
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
Nah just thinking that you're superior on the internet is enough to prove that you're a basement dweller, and you pretty much said that you are one by raging so hard at my comment with all those insults, might i suggest calming the rage and getting friends?
#211 to #209 - anon
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#297 to #204 - toxicdisorder
Reply +1
(06/15/2012) [-]
Actually, you're pretty right on that one. They aren't really funny anymore.
#208 to #204 - RockoBOOM
Reply +15
(06/10/2012) [-]
Then, why are you reading it?
#210 to #208 - MrDoomBringer
Reply -28
(06/10/2012) [-]
When did I say I did?
#212 to #210 - RockoBOOM
Reply +16
(06/10/2012) [-]
Well, you're on a site made up of mostly rage comics and you're also on a page, which is a rage comic
#213 to #212 - MrDoomBringer
Reply -30
(06/10/2012) [-]
...Which is exactly why I stopped visiting this site months ago.
#216 to #213 - RockoBOOM
Reply +21
(06/10/2012) [-]
Well you're still on it now
#218 to #216 - MrDoomBringer
Reply -31
(06/10/2012) [-]
No ****.
No ****.
#227 to #218 - aboondocksaint
Reply +18
(06/10/2012) [-]
try making sense
#294 to #213 - bronysrule
Reply -1
(06/12/2012) [-]
Then ******* stay off and delete your account.
Then ******* stay off and delete your account.
#223 to #204 - trolololing
Reply +20
(06/10/2012) [-]
#162 - chasis
Reply +21
(06/10/2012) [-]
*Colour
#183 to #162 - anon
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
Is it bad that im english and i use american spellings? Lol btw in england... Its also ass...
#187 to #183 - chasis
Reply +4
(06/10/2012) [-]
1. Yes, it is bad...In my dictatorship you would be sent before the firing squad
2. It's only "ass" because of illiterate fools like you insisting on blindly following our colloquial cousins...
#193 to #187 - hpnerd
Reply +2
(06/10/2012) [-]
Unless he is talking about a literal ass (in which case I hope he doesn't kiss people's asses as bestiality is illegal
#205 to #162 - spazzanator
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
i could spell so much better if america spelt this way. or maybe not damn you disylixa
#246 to #162 - meganinja ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
I didn't know 'tyre' was one of them. I saw some guy spell it that way and just thought he made a typo.

iwasnotawareofthat.jpg
#170 to #162 - imahugecunt
Reply +3
(06/10/2012) [-]
- and some different words used?

Lift - Elevator
Nappy - Diaper
Rubbish - Garbage
Garden - Yard
Tap - Faucet
Pavement - Sidewalk
#196 to #162 - cartbordbocks
Reply +3
(06/10/2012) [-]
#179 to #162 - pentle
Reply +5
(06/10/2012) [-]
i use both for some reason
#166 to #162 - jakesterify
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(06/10/2012) [-]
#167 to #166 - chasis
Reply +2
(06/10/2012) [-]
Indeed!! That one is like nails on a chalkboard when I hear Americans pronounce it =P
#176 to #167 - hehehehhehehehe
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
A-loo-mi-num....*barfs*
#192 to #176 - anon
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
I hate to speak up here but the Americans aren't completely wrong in that the author (British) of the first written description did call it aluminum. This was protested and changed to fit in with the -ium ending most elements had at the time. If it was discovered and named today, with platinum as the precedent, we all would probably call it aluminum. The Americans almost certainly don't know this and the first official international name was, the better sounding, aluminium but i just thought it was ironic that they do spell it how it was first written.
#253 to #166 - anon
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
So it's A-loo-min-ium?
If I'm going to say it the "right way" I want to say it right.
#171 to #166 - AnonsForSure
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
Oh my Jesus, yes, that's been bugging me forever!
#93 - masteropcc
Reply +21
(06/10/2012) [-]
**masteropcc rolled a random image posted in comment #192 at 4chan ** MFW im not colorblind
**masteropcc rolled a random image posted in comment #192 at 4chan ** MFW im not colorblind
#191 - Crispin
Reply +20
(06/10/2012) [-]
I'm red-brown colour blind, and the school gives me a A+ on any course I take involving art.
I'm red-brown colour blind, and the school gives me a A+ on any course I take involving art.
#194 to #191 - azsx
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
sorcue?
#203 to #194 - gladco
Reply +1
(06/10/2012) [-]
TV show called Misfits
#201 to #194 - Crispin
Reply +1
(06/10/2012) [-]
I don't know what movie it's from... but it's just David Tennant's face over it..   
It's called Tennantface   
   
Like this.
I don't know what movie it's from... but it's just David Tennant's face over it..
It's called Tennantface

Like this.
#199 to #191 - thechosentroll
Reply +1
(06/10/2012) [-]
The teacher who taught me how to use Photoshop a while back was colorblind.
#88 - ragingbrony
Reply +18
(06/10/2012) [-]
This image has expired
His shirt is clearly Grey.
Trust me, I'm an expert on color blindness.
#138 to #88 - anon
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
its green
trust me
i'v seen this on youtube
#40 - ryeguy
Reply +16
(06/10/2012) [-]


i actually am colorblind:
"the sky is blue, the pencil is yellow"

"you're lying man, you can see fine"

******* idiots.
#46 to #40 - ferrettamer
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
Is it possible to become colourblind after birth? Cause apparently my friend thinks red is blue, etc... but I don't believe him, as he would have been taught that what is red but looks different for him is still called red? Am I right, or crazy?
#76 to #46 - xinsai
Reply +1
(06/10/2012) [-]
eh, it works a bit like this.... Go stare at one of those images that makes you stare at it for 30 seconds and look at the wall (making you see the image in opposite colors).

Basically, the cone ( i think this is the term, science peeps help me out here) does not function and can only render the other color. Red/Blue is on one cone. The red is recognized as being blue, because he cannot differentiate between red and blue, it looks like the same color due to the cone not functioning properly
#77 to #76 - xinsai
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
I forgot to include what I was talking about in the first part --

The cone "burns out" and cannot see the color you were originally staring at and can only see the opposite color of the relating cone. If staring at blue, you'd see red in its place because the blue cone was "burned out"
#250 to #40 - meganinja ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/10/2012) [-]
even if the guy was completely colorblind, he wouldn't be retarded, as everybody knows that the sky is blue, even if he doesn't know what blue is.