Mechanic win. . halter event ', FEDEX pilots fill out a form. known as a "gripe sheet" to tell mechanic: about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics its the
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Mechanic win

halter event ', FEDEX pilots fill out a form. known
as a "gripe sheet" to tell mechanic: about problems
with the aircraft. The mechanics its the problem. and
then document their regain on the form.
Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted
by the pilots [marked with in "P" l and the solutions
recorded [marked by an "s" Yry maintenance
engineers, who by the way have a sense of humor:
Pt Left HEN! main the almost needs replacement.
S: Len inside main the almost replaced.
P: Test toight tilt, except dutchland very rough.
S: Dutchland not installed on this aircraft.
Pt Something loose in cockpit
St something tightened in cockpit
Pt Dead bugs on windshield
5: Live bugs on but order.
is Auto pilot In mode produces a 200
feet per minute descent.
St that reproduce problem on the ground.
to Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
Sr, Evidence removed.
Pt DME volume unbelievably loud.
St Bill volume set more believeable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
St That' s what friction locks are for.
Pt IFF inoperative In EFF mode.
to IE alvays inoperative in OFF mode.
Pt Suspect crack in windshield.
St suspect vou‘ re right.
p, Number it engine missing.
St Engine found on right wing after brief search.
F: Aircraft handles funny.
is Aircraft warned to straighten up, flit right and
be serious.
In Target radar hunts.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with was
Pt House in cockpit
s, in hastened In cockpit.
Pt noise coming from under instrument panel.
Sounds like I midget on something
with a hammer,,
Took hammer midget.
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#18 - Mememaster (06/10/2012) [-]
This is probably my 5th time seeing this. This is the 5th time I've laughed like a retarded seal.
#2 - eetukka (06/09/2012) [-]
The midget wants his hammer back
#42 - dyllygaf (06/10/2012) [-]
took the hammer away from the midget
#6 - thexiled (06/10/2012) [-]
I don't even care that this is a repost, I laugh every time.
#9 - Laddie (06/10/2012) [-]
"Took hammer away from midget."
#47 - dexterwho (06/10/2012) [-]
Evidence removed
Evidence removed
#11 - siberiantigershark (06/10/2012) [-]
Haha, I work as an engineer on merchant ships and we do stuff like this to the deckies (ppl who drive and navigate the ship) all the time.
2nd Mate (Deckie): "I see that generator #1 is locked out whats going on down there?"
1st Engineer: "I see that the rudder changed angles from 0 to 10 degrees, what's going on up there?"
#4 - couriersix (06/10/2012) [-]
I fly planes and this is hilarious.
the plane to the left is a 162 cessna skycatcher its a trianing plane havn't got my licence but I still find this funny.
#7 to #4 - anon (06/10/2012) [-]
Those are some nice planes. I got my license in a Diamond DA-20. I love the stick (yeah yeah feel free to make a joke there lol) Good luck on getting your license, its awesome.
#46 - gjah (06/10/2012) [-]
I must 've seen this like 200 times
User avatar #51 to #46 - vetis (06/10/2012) [-]
Seriously? I've been on here for about a year, and this is the first I've seen of it. Must not have gotten close to front page before.

Any repost I've never seen is a good repost to me~
#37 - anon (06/10/2012) [-]
This joke has been around for years (under Qantas, not FedEx)

Making OC by renaming companies



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#16 - anon (06/10/2012) [-]
The last one was the best.
User avatar #10 - itjusthappened (06/10/2012) [-]
The first thing i've acctually lol'd at all the way from front page. :'D Thankyou.
User avatar #24 - monsterking (06/10/2012) [-]
took hammer away from midget LMAO!
#17 - anon (06/10/2012) [-]
saw this YEARS ago only it was about military plane mechanics
#26 to #17 - yunonomynameeh (06/10/2012) [-]
I've been in the military ...and I'd have believed these in that scenario.
#13 - duchessofcorn (06/10/2012) [-]
When I was 10, I got to pilot a plane. My uncle was a pilot, and he let me fly it for a while, god knows why. It was actually really easy.   
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When I was 10, I got to pilot a plane. My uncle was a pilot, and he let me fly it for a while, god knows why. It was actually really easy.
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#45 to #13 - anon (06/10/2012) [-]
Sure, it's easy to fly around for a couple seconds doing nothing. What's harder is knowing your aircraft's limits so you don't stall and crash, and understanding what all the instrumentation means, so you also don't crash, and understand proper procedures for landing and all that, so you also don't crash.
User avatar #48 to #45 - duchessofcorn (06/10/2012) [-]
I know, I'm not saying I could have been a proffesional. I'm sure my uncle was doing most of the work for me, but it was fun nonetheless.
User avatar #23 to #13 - mcstorms (06/10/2012) [-]
auto pilot
#8 - drroxxo (06/10/2012) [-]
lol i work at fedex...i love working at fedex lol
lol i work at fedex...i love working at fedex lol
User avatar #21 - timforthewin (06/10/2012) [-]
And then the problems remained and everyone died.
User avatar #22 to #21 - timforthewin (06/10/2012) [-]
Funny, though.
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