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#206 - smokinbluntzzz
Reply -28
(06/09/2012) [-]
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
#269 to #206 - jupiterjazz **User deleted account**
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#268 to #206 - harddick
Reply +2
(06/09/2012) [-]
lol at all the newfags who don't know this is a copypasta
#262 to #206 - anon
Reply 0
(06/09/2012) [-]
S'goin' on man,

Dang ol', name's Boomhauer n' tellyawhat, hate erry single oneayou, knowudimsayin? All ya'll fat, dang ol', dumbusdoorknobsyankees, talkinabout, spend errydamnsecondoftheday checkin out du du dumb pictures. Talkinabout, damnwaste atime, yaskme, knowimsayin'?. For realman, anyo'ya'll even, talkinabout, goin out to the club, getwhatimean, get somudatyaknow, WHOO WHOO, knowimsayinman? Talkinabout, y'know it IS purdyfun gettinon dang ol' computer, and just click-click-click-click-click, thateasyman, gettinon the dang ol' websites and just lookinatda dang ol' picshas and bein' like hehelookadis, man, knowimsayin, but tellyahwut, ya'll takinittoofar man, tellinya, too far.Don't be, talkinbout, beatinaroun a bush, juslike, bestraightuptalkinabouttellitlikeitis. Dangol', juslookatme,man. Gotnoproblemso'erhere,man, tellyouhwut. Gotmeset o' weights, knowimsayin, jusgetonthatb-b-benchpress, knowimsayin, juslike twohunderdthreehundered pounds, justbelike SOOPSOOPSOOP, dangol, like40repsaintnothin, turnarounddangol, getouttomyridesallyman, revituplike VROOMVROOMVROOM, dangol, built hermuhself, knowimsayinman? Watyou uptoman, dangolgettinonthecomputer, justlike, typetytype, talkinbout, nakedcartoonsman. Tellyuhwutman, dangol, gotme3rdgirlthisweek, tookherhome, knowimsayinman. (Talkinabout, gettindownandirtywiththatmouthaction, knowimtalkinboutman? Justlikedangol, talkinbout, just like.. damn). Dangol, shouldbeashamed ayourselves. Tellyouhwutman, justtellinitlikeitis.

Dang'oltellinyahwut, clickclickchoosefilesearchpicture, itsme an'myrideman, knowimsayin?
#272 to #262 - jupiterjazz **User deleted account**
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#260 to #206 - teoberry
Reply +1
(06/09/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#257 to #206 - bizengaust
Reply 0
(06/09/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#253 to #206 - blondedylan
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(06/09/2012) [-]
#252 to #206 - bunchofsillies
Reply -1
(06/09/2012) [-]
Your girl looks like a plum and you look like a horses asshole. 0/10 Troll harder, faggot.
#227 to #206 - sasquatchjc
Reply +5
(06/09/2012) [-]
i love howq you copypasta'd this on nearly every picture on front page. i hope you know that all you will troll is newfags, which don't count for ****
#225 to #206 - AngryPlatypus
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(06/09/2012) [-]
#223 to #206 - thebritishguy
Reply +2
(06/09/2012) [-]
he copy and pasted this, lazy troll
#221 to #206 - kabammo
Reply -3
(06/09/2012) [-]
people are actually proud of their douchiness now?!
#239 to #221 - ZakyNine
Reply +2
(06/09/2012) [-]
this is just some really old, overused copypasta
#244 to #239 - kabammo
Reply 0
(06/09/2012) [-]
still sad
#245 to #244 - ZakyNine
Reply 0
(06/09/2012) [-]
Nobody is actually like this, this **** is older than than FJ
#218 to #206 - MNYAH
Reply +3
(06/09/2012) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious.
#217 to #206 - spaaaaaacemarine
Reply +12
(06/09/2012) [-]
0/10 Try harder next time.
#216 to #206 - hillbillyninja
Reply -1
(06/09/2012) [-]
good for you wop
#215 to #206 - anon
Reply 0
(06/09/2012) [-]
the fail of the day whoever that is might wanna pull back on the faggotry he looks more like a chick than the chick herself and that bitch is just plain ugly
#212 to #206 - youmadeguise
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(06/09/2012) [-]
#210 to #206 - anon
Reply 0
(06/09/2012) [-]
Fayl
#209 to #206 - nicnac
Reply -2
(06/09/2012) [-]
you are one conceited little bitch who needs a reality check
#213 to #209 - anon
Reply 0
(06/09/2012) [-]
And you need to realize that this is a copy pasta that is older than gandalf's sweaty balls.