Germans. Do you remember those retarded language posts?. How Germans see Germans talking to each other.. RITTEN REES STEUBEN GREEN mean. German thread! Germans Do you remember those retarded language posts? How see talking to each other RITTEN REES STEUBEN GREEN mean German thread!
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - happybutler
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German thread!
#8 to #3 - conversion
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#9 to #3 - conversion
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#15 to #3 - redwolfradolf
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this is a Doofenshmirtz

He Shmirtzes Doofen.
#189 to #3 - dicksneezewilly
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This is an M16   
   
It jams.
This is an M16

It jams.
#234 to #189 - redwolfradolf
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This is a hatchet.

It doesn't jam.

It doesn't run out of ammo either.
#393 to #234 - anon id: 1b62d85d
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and its from germany.
User avatar #429 to #393 - redwolfradolf
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actually, Oregon.
#4 to #3 - happybutler
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#5 to #4 - happybutler
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#6 to #5 - happybutler
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#7 to #6 - happybutler
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#10 to #7 - comradegeneral
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#20 to #10 - RequieminMortis
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#40 to #20 - dethrey
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Okay, this almost huhrts my logical grammar sense
#50 to #40 - RequieminMortis
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#207 to #50 - thepsycho
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#334 to #207 - RequieminMortis
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#399 to #334 - holyknighthun
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#410 to #399 - comradegeneral
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User avatar #14 to #5 - redwolfradolf
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No THAT is a "Really **** up your day-inator"
#67 to #14 - jimati
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mfw i read this thread
#368 to #4 - mattbeee
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#367 to #4 - mattbeee
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#366 to #4 - mattbeee
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#248 to #4 - anon id: 2ce18c11
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Whats the name of this Meme? Ive been looking everywhere for it and cant find **** :/
#135 - NigJames
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>be me (american) visiting friend in Germany.
>terrible at speaking German.
>go to southside festival 2011 (massive 3 day music fest, everyone *********)
>accidently bump into random girl
>not bad.jpg
>ask friend to tell me how to apologize and invite over for some becks.
> "hallo, meine namen ist Jimmy, Ich mochte Sie einladen, uber einen schonen Fick und Wagenrad"
>immediatley get bitch slapped
>friend dying of laughter
> "hello my name is jimmy, i would like to invite you over for a nice ******* and cartwheel"
>mfw
#274 to #135 - EdwardNigma
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Have your 47th thumb and first favourite from me.
#61 - zacyzacy
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but germans are foreigners
#69 to #61 - ExorArgus
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in Germany they aren't
#71 to #69 - stuggen
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#291 - howdydoodle
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>Be 14   
>Be first year of High school   
>Halfway through the school year I have a regular group at my table   
>Half of them took German   
>I took Spanish   
>I have huge Jewish heritage and look Jewy as ****   
>They all begin speaking German and stare at me   
>Freak the **** out   
>"What the **** do you want?!"   
>"I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 6 million. Guess which ones yours!"   
>I've never been the same
>Be 14
>Be first year of High school
>Halfway through the school year I have a regular group at my table
>Half of them took German
>I took Spanish
>I have huge Jewish heritage and look Jewy as ****
>They all begin speaking German and stare at me
>Freak the **** out
>"What the **** do you want?!"
>"I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 6 million. Guess which ones yours!"
>I've never been the same
#303 to #291 - creaturecat
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best thing ever i just saw your gif and i was listening to requiem by mozart... most dramatic epic ******* thing ever lol
#323 to #303 - TheInvader
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OMFG that is exactly what i am doing right now too, when i read your comment, i freaked out......Thumbs for you
#325 to #323 - creaturecat
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thanks bro it was like the most amazing experience ever right and foryour thumb i raise you another brofist
#326 to #325 - TheInvader
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**** YEA!!!!
**** YEA!!!!
#327 to #326 - creaturecat
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omg best thing ever i was just doing the requiem with the gif again and then i see your brofist right when it gets really framatic and loud so ****** amazing
User avatar #329 to #327 - TheInvader
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nice, i am right now hearing Beethoven - Moonlight but i download Requiem for my Ipod
#330 to #329 - creaturecat
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never heard moonlight yet so once requiem is done ill check it out
User avatar #331 to #330 - TheInvader
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it's pretty alright
#332 to #331 - creaturecat
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yeah its really nice but just a little hint of sadness still very nice though
User avatar #333 to #332 - TheInvader
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that is true
#335 to #333 - creaturecat
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yeah it seems like they use it a lot in movies when its like a sad ending with rain and someone dieing
User avatar #337 to #335 - TheInvader
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yea, i felt like i did hear it before
#338 to #337 - creaturecat
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yeah yeah i know what you mean it definetly was used in something i saw before
User avatar #341 to #338 - TheInvader
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yup, but i don't know which films though
#343 to #341 - creaturecat
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same here but his is what google is for lol
User avatar #344 to #343 - TheInvader
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hahah that is very true
#345 to #344 - creaturecat
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hooray google apparently they used it in pyshco 2 and k19 and some other random movies
User avatar #348 to #345 - TheInvader
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Google the God of the Internet
#350 to #348 - creaturecat
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yes it will become a religion within the next few years if it isnt already
#352 to #303 - anon id: 4546b1a5
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Wtf bro, thats exactly what im doing right now!
Strange coincidence.
#431 to #352 - creaturecat
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lol what the hell are the odds also i saw you had 1 thumb down so i thought i pull a good guy greg and give you a thumb up :)
#47 - rappinboutsnacks
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I'm German and i love how most people in school are scared of me..
I'm German and i love how most people in school are scared of me..
#277 to #47 - EdwardNigma
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I'm Australian and I imagine if I went to your school, I'd be seen as a badass, crocodile wrestling hero.

And yeah I am that, totally...I'm not lying.
#112 - kusherboy
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its not german unless you're yelling
#38 - dethrey
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I´m german and i find it ******* amusing, how foreign people interpret our language, lol´d hard XD
I´m german and i find it ******* amusing, how foreign people interpret our language, lol´d hard XD
#41 to #38 - anon id: 0019abd7
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Man, I agree. And I can't stop laughing at that gif.
User avatar #42 to #38 - dorikki
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haha its really funny. because we germans dont really talk like that haha :D
User avatar #46 to #38 - zuperbacon
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seriously like im in German 2 right now and i just got done testing and the conversations sounded like it was recorded with american actors i need to go to germany to see this for myself
User avatar #143 to #46 - cshp
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They don't sound like those recordings. I was in Germany three weeks ago. Es war viel spass.
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#357 - kitsunemochalite
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But I love Germany and their silly antics!
#226 - potatopenis
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how i see /b/ talking
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User avatar #87 to #74 - zerodate
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Isn't Germany's "black, red, then yellow?"
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User avatar #148 to #89 - zerodate
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Honestly the only comments I really ever heard over LIVE on CoD was "You're a fag" and "******* CAMPERS, YOU GUYS ARE SUCH NOOBS" and both are loud enough for me to be able to hear when their pubescent voices crack.
User avatar #79 to #74 - lovetolol
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isnt that belgiums flag?
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User avatar #82 to #81 - lovetolol
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okay i thought so, thanks for confirming