Germans. Do you remember those retarded language posts?. How Germans see Germans talking to each other.. RITTEN REES STEUBEN GREEN mean. German thread!
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Do you remember those retarded language posts?

How Germans see Germans
talking to each other..
RITTEN REES STEUBEN
GREEN
mean
...
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Submitted: 06/08/2012
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#3 - happybutler (06/08/2012) [+] (26 replies)
German thread!
#135 - NigJames (06/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be me (american) visiting friend in Germany.
>terrible at speaking German.
>go to southside festival 2011 (massive 3 day music fest, everyone shitfaced)
>accidently bump into random girl
>not bad.jpg
>ask friend to tell me how to apologize and invite over for some becks.
> "hallo, meine namen ist Jimmy, Ich mochte Sie einladen, uber einen schonen Fick und Wagenrad"
>immediatley get bitch slapped
>friend dying of laughter
> "hello my name is jimmy, i would like to invite you over for a nice fucking and cartwheel"
>mfw
#61 - zacyzacy (06/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
but germans are foreigners
#291 - howdydoodle (06/09/2012) [+] (21 replies)
>Be 14   
>Be first year of High school   
>Halfway through the school year I have a regular group at my table   
>Half of them took German   
>I took Spanish   
>I have huge Jewish heritage and look Jewy as fuck   
>They all begin speaking German and stare at me   
>Freak the fuck out   
>"What the fuck do you want?!"   
>"I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 6 million. Guess which ones yours!"   
>I've never been the same
>Be 14
>Be first year of High school
>Halfway through the school year I have a regular group at my table
>Half of them took German
>I took Spanish
>I have huge Jewish heritage and look Jewy as fuck
>They all begin speaking German and stare at me
>Freak the fuck out
>"What the fuck do you want?!"
>"I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 6 million. Guess which ones yours!"
>I've never been the same
#47 - rappinboutsnacks (06/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I'm German and i love how most people in school are scared of me..
I'm German and i love how most people in school are scared of me..
#112 - kusherboy (06/09/2012) [-]
its not german unless you're yelling
#38 - dethrey (06/08/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I´m german and i find it fuckign amusing, how foreign people interpret our language, lol´d hard XD
I´m german and i find it fuckign amusing, how foreign people interpret our language, lol´d hard XD
#357 - kitsunemochalite (06/09/2012) [-]
But I love Germany and their silly antics!
#226 - potatopenis (06/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
how i see /b/ talking
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#165 - fourswordsvio (06/09/2012) [-]
See, I like to fuck with people. When I go to any store, what I'll do is stand in the middle of the reception area, and shout "ICH LIEBE DICH" at the top of my lungs. I follow a rule; being "Tell someone you love them today. But shout it at them in German, because it's both terrifying and confusing, and it's fun to watch mothers hide their children from yourself!"
See, I like to fuck with people. When I go to any store, what I'll do is stand in the middle of the reception area, and shout "ICH LIEBE DICH" at the top of my lungs. I follow a rule; being "Tell someone you love them today. But shout it at them in German, because it's both terrifying and confusing, and it's fun to watch mothers hide their children from yourself!"
#114 - ragingbrony (06/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#134 - byposted (06/09/2012) [+] (58 replies)
All Germans should kill themselves. They bring shame to the rest of European Europe.

Pic related. Typical "Germans."
#136 to #134 - uratowelie (06/09/2012) [-]
A shame to "European Europe"?   
   
You sir, are a cretin
A shame to "European Europe"?

You sir, are a cretin
#11 - machinemaster (06/08/2012) [-]
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#355 - kidmorbid (06/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#90 - enkmaster (06/09/2012) [+] (6 replies)
You have no idea how much I want to learn German.
You have no idea how much I want to learn German.
#293 - twasmelool (06/09/2012) [-]
Get ready for the Hitler posts.
Get ready for the Hitler posts.
#249 - canadianism (06/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I find the German language sexy just like its people.
#83 - bknob (06/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#1 - funnyserious (06/08/2012) [-]
"The Shitler" - To get shit upon ones finger and create a Hitler Mustache on ones sleeping friend.
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