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#3 - happybutler
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(06/08/2012) [-]
German thread!
#8 to #3 - conversion
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#9 to #3 - conversion
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#15 to #3 - redwolfradolf
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(06/08/2012) [-]
this is a Doofenshmirtz

He Shmirtzes Doofen.
#189 to #3 - dicksneezewilly
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(06/09/2012) [-]
This is an M16   
   
It jams.
This is an M16

It jams.
#234 to #189 - redwolfradolf
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(06/09/2012) [-]
This is a hatchet.

It doesn't jam.

It doesn't run out of ammo either.
#393 to #234 - anon
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(06/09/2012) [-]
and its from germany.
#429 to #393 - redwolfradolf
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(06/09/2012) [-]
actually, Oregon.
#4 to #3 - happybutler
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#5 to #4 - happybutler
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#6 to #5 - happybutler
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#7 to #6 - happybutler
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#10 to #7 - comradegeneral
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#20 to #10 - RequieminMortis
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#40 to #20 - dethrey
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(06/08/2012) [-]
Okay, this almost huhrts my logical grammar sense
#50 to #40 - RequieminMortis
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#207 to #50 - thepsycho
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#334 to #207 - RequieminMortis
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#399 to #334 - holyknighthun
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#410 to #399 - comradegeneral
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#14 to #5 - redwolfradolf
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(06/08/2012) [-]
No THAT is a "Really **** up your day-inator"
#67 to #14 - jimati
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(06/08/2012) [-]
mfw i read this thread
#368 to #4 - mattbeee
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#367 to #4 - mattbeee
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#366 to #4 - mattbeee
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#248 to #4 - anon
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(06/09/2012) [-]
Whats the name of this Meme? Ive been looking everywhere for it and cant find **** :/
#135 - NigJames
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(06/09/2012) [-]
>be me (american) visiting friend in Germany.
>terrible at speaking German.
>go to southside festival 2011 (massive 3 day music fest, everyone *********)
>accidently bump into random girl
>not bad.jpg
>ask friend to tell me how to apologize and invite over for some becks.
> "hallo, meine namen ist Jimmy, Ich mochte Sie einladen, uber einen schonen Fick und Wagenrad"
>immediatley get bitch slapped
>friend dying of laughter
> "hello my name is jimmy, i would like to invite you over for a nice ******* and cartwheel"
>mfw
#274 to #135 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(06/09/2012) [-]
Have your 47th thumb and first favourite from me.
#61 - zacyzacy
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(06/08/2012) [-]
but germans are foreigners
#69 to #61 - ExorArgus ONLINE
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(06/08/2012) [-]
in Germany they aren't
#71 to #69 - stuggen
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#291 - howdydoodle
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(06/09/2012) [-]
>Be 14   
>Be first year of High school   
>Halfway through the school year I have a regular group at my table   
>Half of them took German   
>I took Spanish   
>I have huge Jewish heritage and look Jewy as ****   
>They all begin speaking German and stare at me   
>Freak the **** out   
>"What the **** do you want?!"   
>"I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 6 million. Guess which ones yours!"   
>I've never been the same
>Be 14
>Be first year of High school
>Halfway through the school year I have a regular group at my table
>Half of them took German
>I took Spanish
>I have huge Jewish heritage and look Jewy as ****
>They all begin speaking German and stare at me
>Freak the **** out
>"What the **** do you want?!"
>"I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 6 million. Guess which ones yours!"
>I've never been the same
#303 to #291 - creaturecat
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(06/09/2012) [-]
best thing ever i just saw your gif and i was listening to requiem by mozart... most dramatic epic ******* thing ever lol
#323 to #303 - TheInvader
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(06/09/2012) [-]
OMFG that is exactly what i am doing right now too, when i read your comment, i freaked out......Thumbs for you
#325 to #323 - creaturecat
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(06/09/2012) [-]
thanks bro it was like the most amazing experience ever right and foryour thumb i raise you another brofist
#326 to #325 - TheInvader
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(06/09/2012) [-]
**** YEA!!!!
**** YEA!!!!
#327 to #326 - creaturecat
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(06/09/2012) [-]
omg best thing ever i was just doing the requiem with the gif again and then i see your brofist right when it gets really framatic and loud so ****** amazing
#329 to #327 - TheInvader
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(06/09/2012) [-]
nice, i am right now hearing Beethoven - Moonlight but i download Requiem for my Ipod
#330 to #329 - creaturecat
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(06/09/2012) [-]
never heard moonlight yet so once requiem is done ill check it out
#331 to #330 - TheInvader
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(06/09/2012) [-]
it's pretty alright
#332 to #331 - creaturecat
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(06/09/2012) [-]
yeah its really nice but just a little hint of sadness still very nice though
#333 to #332 - TheInvader
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(06/09/2012) [-]
that is true
#335 to #333 - creaturecat
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(06/09/2012) [-]
yeah it seems like they use it a lot in movies when its like a sad ending with rain and someone dieing
#337 to #335 - TheInvader
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(06/09/2012) [-]
yea, i felt like i did hear it before
#338 to #337 - creaturecat
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(06/09/2012) [-]
yeah yeah i know what you mean it definetly was used in something i saw before
#341 to #338 - TheInvader
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(06/09/2012) [-]
yup, but i don't know which films though
#343 to #341 - creaturecat
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(06/09/2012) [-]
same here but his is what google is for lol
#344 to #343 - TheInvader
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(06/09/2012) [-]
hahah that is very true
#345 to #344 - creaturecat
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(06/09/2012) [-]
hooray google apparently they used it in pyshco 2 and k19 and some other random movies
#348 to #345 - TheInvader
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(06/09/2012) [-]
Google the God of the Internet
#350 to #348 - creaturecat
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(06/09/2012) [-]
yes it will become a religion within the next few years if it isnt already
#352 to #303 - anon
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(06/09/2012) [-]
Wtf bro, thats exactly what im doing right now!
Strange coincidence.
#431 to #352 - creaturecat
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(06/09/2012) [-]
lol what the hell are the odds also i saw you had 1 thumb down so i thought i pull a good guy greg and give you a thumb up :)
#47 - rappinboutsnacks
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(06/08/2012) [-]
I'm German and i love how most people in school are scared of me..
I'm German and i love how most people in school are scared of me..
#277 to #47 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(06/09/2012) [-]
I'm Australian and I imagine if I went to your school, I'd be seen as a badass, crocodile wrestling hero.

And yeah I am that, totally...I'm not lying.
#112 - kusherboy
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(06/09/2012) [-]
its not german unless you're yelling
#38 - dethrey
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(06/08/2012) [-]
I´m german and i find it ******* amusing, how foreign people interpret our language, lol´d hard XD
I´m german and i find it ******* amusing, how foreign people interpret our language, lol´d hard XD
#41 to #38 - anon
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(06/08/2012) [-]
Man, I agree. And I can't stop laughing at that gif.
#42 to #38 - dorikki
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(06/08/2012) [-]
haha its really funny. because we germans dont really talk like that haha :D
#46 to #38 - zuperbacon
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(06/08/2012) [-]
seriously like im in German 2 right now and i just got done testing and the conversations sounded like it was recorded with american actors i need to go to germany to see this for myself
#143 to #46 - cshp
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(06/09/2012) [-]
They don't sound like those recordings. I was in Germany three weeks ago. Es war viel spass.
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#357 - kitsunemochalite
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(06/09/2012) [-]
But I love Germany and their silly antics!
#226 - potatopenis
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(06/09/2012) [-]
how i see /b/ talking
#395 to #226 - anon
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#87 to #74 - zerodate ONLINE
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(06/08/2012) [-]
Isn't Germany's "black, red, then yellow?"
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#148 to #89 - zerodate ONLINE
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(06/09/2012) [-]
Honestly the only comments I really ever heard over LIVE on CoD was "You're a fag" and "******* CAMPERS, YOU GUYS ARE SUCH NOOBS" and both are loud enough for me to be able to hear when their pubescent voices crack.
#79 to #74 - lovetolol
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(06/08/2012) [-]
isnt that belgiums flag?
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#82 to #81 - lovetolol
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(06/08/2012) [-]
okay i thought so, thanks for confirming