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creepy myths 4 (rp)

A guy named Blazeone has been reposting my myths posts with my permission, because so many new people have not seen them, and he hasnt reposted one in a while, so and they have been doing well, so I thought I would go ahead.
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Creepy Myths 4
The well to hell
While drilling the world' s deepest hole in Siberia, the geologists
noticed the drill bit began to rotate abnormally, among other
strange happenings, when they reached a depth of ten miles. They
measured temperatures up to 2000 degrees at the deepest part, and
then lowered a microphone into the pit. After hearing the sounds of
all the suffering souls in hell, they stopped the project in the hope
that what is down there will stay down there.
Roommate
A young coed was returning from a night out with her friends and
she didn' t want to disturb her sleeping roomate, so she crept into
the room and found her way in the darkness, undressed and slid
into bed. The next morning as she awoke and turned to say
something to her friend, she saw her mangled body on the
bed, and written in her roomate' s blood on the wall
were the words: "AREN' T YOU GLAD YOU DIDNT TURN ON
THE LIGHT?"
The soldier
A story is told about a soldier who was coming home after having fought
in Vietnam. He called his parents from San Francisco. "Mom and Dad, Pm
coming home, but I' a favor to ask: I have a friend I' d like to bring home."
Sure," they replied, "we' d love to meet him."
There' s something you should know" the son continued, "he was hurt pretty
badly in the fighting. He stepped on a land mine and lost an arm and a leg. He
has nowhere else to go, and I want him to come live with us."
I' m sorry to hear that, son. Maybe we can help him find somewhere to live."
No, Mom and Dad, I want him to live with us."
Son," said the father, "you don' t know what you' re asking. Someone with such a
handicap would be a terrible burden on us. We have our own lives to live, and we
can' t let something like this interfere with our lives. I think you should just come
home and forget about this guy. He' ll find a way to live on his own."
At that point, the son hung up the phone. The parents heard nothing more from
him. A few days later, they received a call from the San Francisco police. Their
son had died after falling from a building they were told. The police believed it
was suicide. The parents flew to San Francisco and were taken to
the city morgue to identity the body of their son. They recognized him, but to
their horror they also discovered something they didn' t know, their son had only
one arm and one leg.
Scuba Divers
To help put out a helicopters sometimes scoop large
containers of water out of lakes and oceans to dump on the blazes.
During one such occasion a man enjoying a bit of was
accidently scooped up and dropped into the burning trees.
Kill position
BRACE POSITIONS
Head cradled on seat in from
Head down. hug knees
The purpose of the brace or "crash" position that we' re told to
assume in the event of a plane crash is to make the passengers die
quickly.
Shadow cross
An atheist who was training for the olympics had been given special
pool priveliges at the university he was attending. Late one night he
was considering the arguments a religious friend had been
confronting him with as he climbed the rightgive for a little
waterfight practice. He stood on the board and prepared for a
backward taip when he noticed the shadow he was casting on the
wall formed a perfect cross in the room. Shaken, he sat
down on the board to think. As he sat there a custodian came into
the pool area and turned on the rest of lights and the diver saw that
the pool had been drained for maintenance.
God took them
When a little girl' s cat had kittens they disappeared after a couple
of days, she asked her mother what happened to them and her
mother said "God took them." Months later the cat again had a
litter of kittens. Her mother sent her out to run some errands, but
before she left she wanted to play with the kittens again. She heard
her father coming carrying a bucket and hid from him. She
watched while her father put the kittens in a sack and drowned
them in the bucket. Later the girl again asked her mother what
happened to the kittens. Her mother said "God took them."
Several days later the mother asked the girl to watch her brother
in the bath tub while she answered the phone. The mother
screamed when she came into the bathroom after a few minutes.
The girl told her "God took him."
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#12 - bizengaust (06/08/2012) [+] (9 replies)
oh god..... the solider one filled me to the brim with feel ):
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#115 - thatmetalguy (06/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I feel like the soldier one could of gone differently. I mean, as a parent i would assume you would love your child unconditionally, the parents probably wouldn't of cared too much about their son having lost the limbs. But when you say a friend, someone they don't know at all, having lost the limbs and then having the son ask if they can take care of him... idk it seems like two different kind of situations. Either way it filled me with feels
I feel like the soldier one could of gone differently. I mean, as a parent i would assume you would love your child unconditionally, the parents probably wouldn't of cared too much about their son having lost the limbs. But when you say a friend, someone they don't know at all, having lost the limbs and then having the son ask if they can take care of him... idk it seems like two different kind of situations. Either way it filled me with feels
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#188 - rockmanneos (06/08/2012) [-]
>military family   
>live on base   
>next door neighbor was sent to Afghanistan during one of the worst parts of the war   
>makes it through all of it for almost a year   
>comes home   
>is crossing the street to his house   
>gets hit by car   
>mfw
>military family
>live on base
>next door neighbor was sent to Afghanistan during one of the worst parts of the war
>makes it through all of it for almost a year
>comes home
>is crossing the street to his house
>gets hit by car
>mfw
#165 - themoe (06/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Don't worry about the soldier guys.... God took him

I crack my self up
#238 - enlil (06/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>2000 degrees
>a microphone
>mfw

also, religious propaganda (shadow cross)
User avatar #27 - xenophaigus (06/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**** yea. You never kill kittens and get away with it
#263 - lieutenantderp (06/08/2012) [-]
Goes out for a swim

Gets dumped in to a burning forest
#412 - vivashy (06/08/2012) [+] (5 replies)
The mythbusters tested the "death position" myth. It actually does increase your chances of survival.


SOOOOOOO...... MYTH BUSTED!
#628 - gnifle (06/08/2012) [-]
Myth Busted

Mythbusters season 2 (2004), episode 7
#175 - lordderpington (06/08/2012) [-]
The soldier...
that wasn't scary
that was ******* caring
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#368 - thebigsteev (06/08/2012) [-]
STRIKE ****** AGAIN ...
#681 - Moar (06/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
-facepalm-

The plane crash position is to reduce intense forces, not to snap the passengers' neck up against the seat in front of them. That's a conspirators theory.

Most conspirators are idiots.

They even did an experiment on Myth Busters, and Buster was able to prove that the position reduced the forces of an intense plane crash.
#93 - conagheraxe (06/08/2012) [-]
MFW when the soldier and the kittens.
MFW when the soldier and the kittens.
#80 - gayjunk (06/08/2012) [-]
the soldier
#512 - aakn (06/08/2012) [+] (9 replies)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=91fNJ6CVASs





Siberian Sounds from Hell , warning it's really SCARY
#710 - batassassin (06/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)
GET
GET
#715 to #712 - bananaleaves (06/08/2012) [-]
**bananaleaves rolls 22**
#500 - supername (06/08/2012) [-]
the soldier one was really depressing to read
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