Become a tree. 1. Kill and incinerate yourself. 2. Grow weed from your ashes. 3. Smoke that ! 4. ??? 5. PROFIT!. This biodegradable Urn contains fl' tree seed t
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Become a tree

Become a tree. 1. Kill and incinerate yourself. 2. Grow weed from your ashes. 3. Smoke that ! 4. ??? 5. PROFIT!. This biodegradable Urn contains fl' tree seed t

1. Kill and incinerate yourself.
2. Grow weed from your ashes.
3. Smoke that **** !
4. ???
5. PROFIT!

This biodegradable Urn contains fl' tree seed
that gets its nutrients from your ashes
I in
You can become a Tree when you die!
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#36 - rockmanneos (06/08/2012) [-]
When I die, I want to be cremated and have my ashes jettisoned into space where they will eventually join a bunch of other space dust that will, by the law of Gravitational Attraction, become a planet.
After billions and billions of years, the DNA within my remains will eventually give rise to a new form of life, and populate the planet I helped create In this way, my essence will be within everything and everyone on the planet. By definition, I will be a god to this planet.
#48 to #36 - hewenttojareds (06/08/2012) [-]
by god your a genius
#43 to #36 - JACKtheChompion (06/08/2012) [-]
you, sir, are a genius
#44 to #36 - anon (06/08/2012) [-]
Or you may become a star, giving heat to nearby planets therefore becoming the god of an entire solar system
#49 to #44 - anon (06/08/2012) [-]
or even potentially a black hole, becoming the god of an entire galaxy that revolves around you
#122 - jakols (06/08/2012) [-]
Old Man Hipster tree, became a tree before it was cool
#159 - biomedic (06/08/2012) [-]
<MFW I'm be shocked I became a tree
#180 to #159 - mrhazzy (06/08/2012) [-]
You've been waiting to properly use this for a long time haven't you?
You've been waiting to properly use this for a long time haven't you?
User avatar #187 to #180 - biomedic (06/08/2012) [-]
you have no idea how satisfying this was ;)
#117 - whateverdude (06/08/2012) [-]
Growing weed from your ashes,   
   
the best chance for ugly guys to get blowed...
Growing weed from your ashes,

the best chance for ugly guys to get blowed...
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#37 - anon (06/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #196 - ashpsycho (06/08/2012) [-]
Doesn't this mean by technical term you live forever?
I mean:
1. You Die
2. You Become Tree
3. You live for approx 300+ years.
4. You will bear a flower or fruit of some sort
5. They contain seeds
6. They are part of YOU
7. They spread
8. You are more Trees.
DEATHHACK.
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User avatar #218 to #196 - gavinchase (06/08/2012) [-]
Well technically speaking no, because what if you are cut down for paper or whatever. Or there is a forest fire. Or someone just really doesn't like you and stepped on you while you were still small.
User avatar #219 to #196 - MrAwesomee ONLINE (06/08/2012) [-]
Had too many typos in that last post, here it goes again:

Then comes modern man, cuts you down and builds a housing unit over you (Now twice) dead body.

#Feelsbadman
#130 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (06/08/2012) [-]
Awesome!
#106 - wiljones (06/08/2012) [-]
can we pick the seed cause i want to be a ************* redwood those things are ******* immortal
User avatar #121 to #106 - mylifeasacomic (06/08/2012) [-]
bigthink.com/ideas/38299

Says here you can choose what plant you want to be :) No specifics on what though...
User avatar #9 - rainbronydash (06/07/2012) [-]
fluttershy will love this.
#12 to #9 - emobarbie (06/07/2012) [-]
NO. FLUTTERSHY WILL NEVER DIE.
NO. FLUTTERSHY WILL NEVER DIE.
#62 - anon (06/08/2012) [-]
One of my biggest childhood questions has just been answered.
#53 - minimii (06/08/2012) [-]
I became a tree...

Before it was cool.
#139 - manirock ONLINE (06/08/2012) [-]
#67 - epsterminator (06/08/2012) [-]
So if an atheist does this does that mean he'll become aTREEist?



Anyone?
#69 to #67 - ExorArgus (06/08/2012) [-]
What you did there, i saw it.
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#66 - pkmnmastersteve **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#78 - epicwafflez (06/08/2012) [-]
Fluttershy approves
#85 - denbaby (06/08/2012) [-]
Or, you can get sent off into space and hope to be resurrected by aliens.
#10 - pretzelz (06/07/2012) [-]
ya-
ya-
#81 - anon (06/08/2012) [-]
I am actually crying right now. From a very young age i knew i wanted to be a tree in my next life. Thank you OP, a thousand times, thank you.
#83 to #81 - anon (06/08/2012) [-]
YOLO
#132 to #83 - anon (06/08/2012) [-]
No, **** you.
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