Become a tree. 1. Kill and incinerate yourself. 2. Grow weed from your ashes. 3. Smoke that shit! 4. ??? 5. PROFIT!. This biodegradable Urn contains fl' tree se
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Become a tree

1. Kill and incinerate yourself.
2. Grow weed from your ashes.
3. Smoke that shit!
4. ???
5. PROFIT!

This biodegradable Urn contains fl' tree seed
that gets its nutrients from your ashes
I in
You can become a Tree when you die!
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Submitted: 06/07/2012
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#3 - Bohya (06/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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#36 - rockmanneos (06/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)
When I die, I want to be cremated and have my ashes jettisoned into space where they will eventually join a bunch of other space dust that will, by the law of Gravitational Attraction, become a planet.
After billions and billions of years, the DNA within my remains will eventually give rise to a new form of life, and populate the planet I helped create In this way, my essence will be within everything and everyone on the planet. By definition, I will be a god to this planet.
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#39 - chibikeaton **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#122 - jakols (06/08/2012) [-]
Old Man Hipster tree, became a tree before it was cool
User avatar #9 - rainbronydash (06/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
fluttershy will love this.
#78 - epicwafflez ONLINE (06/08/2012) [-]
Fluttershy approves
#124 - rousefj (06/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
becoming a tree? nice
#159 - biomedic (06/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
<MFW I'm be shocked I became a tree
#37 - devout feminist (06/08/2012) [-]
#117 - whateverdude (06/08/2012) [-]
Growing weed from your ashes,   
   
the best chance for ugly guys to get blowed...
Growing weed from your ashes,

the best chance for ugly guys to get blowed...
User avatar #196 - ashpsycho (06/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Doesn't this mean by technical term you live forever?
I mean:
1. You Die
2. You Become Tree
3. You live for approx 300+ years.
4. You will bear a flower or fruit of some sort
5. They contain seeds
6. They are part of YOU
7. They spread
8. You are more Trees.
DEATHHACK.
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#156 - animepost has deleted their comment [+] (15 replies)
#163 to #156 - mmajunkie (06/08/2012) [-]
>Copy Dane Cook's joke
>Pretend to be funny
>fail
>red thumbs
#130 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (06/08/2012) [-]
Awesome!
#106 - wiljones (06/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
can we pick the seed cause i want to be a motherfucking redwood those things are fucking immortal
#89 - imadethistofap (06/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
what happens when the tree dies?
#90 to #89 - spycheckingpyro ONLINE (06/08/2012) [-]
you get cut down and made into a book.
#74 - sninjaman (06/08/2012) [-]
I'd like to be a tree
#10 - pretzelz (06/07/2012) [-]
ya-
ya-
#81 - devout feminist (06/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I am actually crying right now. From a very young age i knew i wanted to be a tree in my next life. Thank you OP, a thousand times, thank you.
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