Become a tree. 1. Kill and incinerate yourself. 2. Grow weed from your ashes. 3. Smoke that ! 4. ??? 5. PROFIT!. This biodegradable Urn contains fl' tree seed t
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Become a tree

1. Kill and incinerate yourself.
2. Grow weed from your ashes.
3. Smoke that **** !...more »

1. Kill and incinerate yourself.
2. Grow weed from your ashes.
3. Smoke that **** !
4. ???
5. PROFIT!

This biodegradable Urn contains fl' tree seed
that gets its nutrients from your ashes
I in
You can become a Tree when you die!
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User avatar #224 - gullsmeden (06/13/2012) [-]
The tree only collects nutrition from you, you don't become the tree. Event though you eat fish, cow, vegetables and other things you don't become these objects. YOU will never become the plant. You will simply become food for the tree.

KA POWW!

#225 to #224 - anonymous (06/20/2012) [-]
you are what you eat?
#226 to #225 - gullsmeden (06/20/2012) [-]
I knew i was i vulnerable for such comment.

User avatar #222 - fourtwentt (06/09/2012) [-]
does it have to be a tree...can it be trees instead
#214 - whyisthepatiosowet (06/08/2012) [-]
Cool! I can be a super hero!
#212 - imjustcyan (06/08/2012) [-]
If I am a tree, can I also be the leaf?
If I am a tree, can I also be the leaf?
User avatar #209 - masterboll (06/08/2012) [-]
how is this any different from natures original process??
#215 to #209 - blandknight (06/08/2012) [-]
It's faster and more contained
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#204 - potatotown (06/08/2012) [-]
Ok, so you die, you are incinerated, have your close friends or family grow weed from your soil, have them replant the seeds in the same soil (or take the ashes and mix them with soil) for generations to come, be reincarnated, somehow come into contact with the weed plants, smoke some of them, you are smoking your past self
mfw
User avatar #205 to #204 - potatotown (06/08/2012) [-]
soil ashes
#202 - rangerofthesea (06/08/2012) [-]
fluttershy is pleased
User avatar #200 - SweTommy (06/08/2012) [-]
When I die, I'm gonna be dead
#198 - BlueWaffleGringe (06/08/2012) [-]
Get high

Study High

Get Highscores
#201 to #198 - mufdvr (06/08/2012) [-]
Nuh man... THATS the ivory
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#197 - theprking (06/08/2012) [-]
cause 						****					 you that's why
cause **** you that's why
User avatar #196 - ashpsycho (06/08/2012) [-]
Doesn't this mean by technical term you live forever?
I mean:
1. You Die
2. You Become Tree
3. You live for approx 300+ years.
4. You will bear a flower or fruit of some sort
5. They contain seeds
6. They are part of YOU
7. They spread
8. You are more Trees.
DEATHHACK.
User avatar #219 to #196 - MrAwesomee (06/08/2012) [-]
Had too many typos in that last post, here it goes again:

Then comes modern man, cuts you down and builds a housing unit over you (Now twice) dead body.

#Feelsbadman
User avatar #218 to #196 - gavinchase (06/08/2012) [-]
Well technically speaking no, because what if you are cut down for paper or whatever. Or there is a forest fire. Or someone just really doesn't like you and stepped on you while you were still small.
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User avatar #190 to #186 - fuzzyballs (06/08/2012) [-]
someone else beat ya to it
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User avatar #192 to #191 - fuzzyballs (06/08/2012) [-]
you're
#206 to #192 - vasilis (06/08/2012) [-]
lol grammar Nazi.. congratulations do you feel fulfilled?
User avatar #221 to #206 - fuzzyballs (06/08/2012) [-]
geez, sorry
User avatar #193 to #192 - theprking (06/08/2012) [-]
anything else you want to correct me on?
User avatar #185 - littlenish (06/08/2012) [-]
what is so ******* great about smoking weed?
User avatar #223 to #185 - mrgadams (06/10/2012) [-]
well its only fun sometimes....if you do it too much its not fun anymore. happens to me
User avatar #216 to #185 - Noah (06/08/2012) [-]
Nothing, Funnyjunk is just a bunch of kids that think its cool
User avatar #203 to #185 - mrblueftw ONLINE (06/08/2012) [-]
Never post that on a stoner channel.
ever.
its in the rules of funnyjunk channel ********
User avatar #184 - anderslugter (06/08/2012) [-]
I want to become a ********* plant, then when people smoke me, i get in on it
#182 - anonymous (06/08/2012) [-]
I'm not even going to bother looking through to comments for the millions of Fluttershy images that are bound to spawn from this content
I'm not even going to bother looking through to comments for the millions of Fluttershy images that are bound to spawn from this content
#189 to #182 - canihascheezburger (06/08/2012) [-]
Thought you might like this home made gif, it seems to suit
Thought you might like this home made gif, it seems to suit
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#171 - anonymous (06/08/2012) [-]
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