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#88140 - kingofdogs (08/02/2013) [-]
/Advice/, I need help.
>Go to party yesterday
>Get drunk
>Hang out with girl, she's cute, sensible, sweet etc.
>We talk alot
>She leans her head on my shoulder, I lean mine on her head, we hold hands
>Kissing, fuck yeah.
>Still kissing
>ten minutes pass
>I go to drink some more liquid
>Don't see her for a while
>She comes back. apparently she shagged my ultimate nemesis
>Nemesis is a fucking cunt, he gives me the victory look, he got the looks
>I cry, my love life sucks dick cause of trouble in my brain
>Beta as fuck.
>Go home
>Fukn sad.

Wat do?

Should I try talking to her?

Pic related, it's her.
User avatar #88545 to #88140 - domitius (08/04/2013) [-]
She's a slut.
Best thing to do forget that shit as soon as possible find a decent girl and don't waste another second thinking about her.
User avatar #88245 to #88140 - warrenzthehero (08/03/2013) [-]
Well, she was willing to shag a guy she just met, especially after 'talking' to someone else for a long period of time.
She's clearly not worth your time.
User avatar #88237 to #88140 - ThePhysGun (08/03/2013) [-]
I know jack shit about women, but I do now a lot about getting back at people.

If you're interested, let me know.
#88230 to #88140 - randomuserything (08/03/2013) [-]
She was drunk. She wanted to kiss somebody, you went away, she found another one. It doesn't sound like there was any betaness going around you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time and nemesis was there when you walked away. The only thing to be sad about is not getting laid I guess, but it means more when you actually care about the person anyways. Doesn't make her a slut/him an awful person though.
User avatar #88219 to #88140 - bladebites (08/03/2013) [-]
Dude, she was I assume) drunk, you were drunk, it's a drunk thing. No point in making it worse, this sounds like one of those things that just sucks.
User avatar #88206 to #88140 - advicedude (08/03/2013) [-]
Probably just from being drunk. Wouldn't get into it.
User avatar #88199 to #88140 - luiselvergas (08/03/2013) [-]
she is a bitch forget about her there are more bitches around i know it sounds harsh but i've been in your situation. just forget about her dont even talk to her or text her and relax whatever you do dont drink for a while, it will only give you nostalgia (this happened to me). go with your friends and bullshit around that will help you out

User avatar #88188 to #88140 - Leopard (08/03/2013) [-]
She must have been really drunk to make out with you.
User avatar #88190 to #88188 - kingofdogs (08/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, she was.
User avatar #88191 to #88190 - Leopard (08/03/2013) [-]
If you fucked her, she could have claimed rape. Good thing you didn't.
User avatar #88192 to #88191 - kingofdogs (08/03/2013) [-]
Nah, as silverzepher said, she can't claim rape if we were both drunk.
User avatar #88193 to #88192 - Leopard (08/03/2013) [-]
Nothing proves that you were drunk too. She's a woman, she'd win everything.
User avatar #88302 to #88193 - silverzepher (08/03/2013) [-]
bac, depending on how much you had and when the cops show up. the numerous eye witness accounts from the said party.
User avatar #88194 to #88193 - kingofdogs (08/03/2013) [-]
There were plenty of eyewitnesses.
User avatar #88195 to #88194 - Leopard (08/03/2013) [-]
I sense you know nothing about laws. heh..
#88196 to #88195 - kingofdogs (08/03/2013) [-]
Well, there are probably different laws around the world.
Well, there are probably different laws around the world.
User avatar #88197 to #88196 - Leopard (08/03/2013) [-]
I'm talking about North America.
User avatar #88204 to #88197 - herbolifee (08/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, in europe that kinda shit actually makes sense. Not trying to bash america but, yeah.
User avatar #88198 to #88197 - kingofdogs (08/03/2013) [-]
I don't happen to live there.
#88187 to #88140 - sadawedsa **User deleted account** (08/03/2013) [-]
I'm going to be blunt. If you're going to be beta, your chances are very fucking slim.
I'm going to be blunt. If you're going to be beta, your chances are very fucking slim.
#88156 to #88140 - John Cena (08/02/2013) [-]
holy shit shut the fuck up
my fucking asshole bled just reading this, you pussy phanact
User avatar #88158 to #88156 - kingofdogs (08/02/2013) [-]
Well, we can't all be pussydestroyers like you.
User avatar #88150 to #88140 - theantidote (08/02/2013) [-]
Okay..first off I just wanna know, do you wanna sleep with her or looking for something serious here?
Seeing as she was kissing one guy then slept with another not too long after doesn't seem to be very appealing for a relationship, but hey each to their own (it was a party after all and she is single)
Anyway, you just need to talk to her but you can't care about it, she doesn't need to know about your love life present or past. You need to get her on her own with just the two of you were you can connect, if you aren't very good at talking to girls then I recommend taking her to the cinema or something first then getting something to eat because then you will have something to talk about (trying to avoid the awkward silences) Chances are she is enjoying the party lifestyle and isn't interested in anything serious, in that case give her an incredible night..maybe try your luck if you feel confident enough then simply move on. She will always remember how much of a great guy you were on that night out and will either tell friends or try to look you up when she has left her little 'party phase'
User avatar #88153 to #88150 - kingofdogs (08/02/2013) [-]
Well, she just seemed so nice, she didn't seem like "one of those girls" at all, she was fucking awesome, I guess I'll just wait a few years again, no worries. Shame, though.
User avatar #88144 to #88140 - awesomerninjathing (08/02/2013) [-]
should've done her first
#88145 to #88144 - kingofdogs (08/02/2013) [-]
Too bad only douchebags utilize girls when they're drunk.
User avatar #88186 to #88145 - Timmietim (08/03/2013) [-]
If she wants the D you gotta give the D
User avatar #88189 to #88186 - kingofdogs (08/03/2013) [-]
Oh timmietiiim, U so silly
User avatar #88148 to #88145 - awesomerninjathing (08/02/2013) [-]
do you think she cares? she's drunk, she's asking for it

saying that just tacks on to your beta-ness

she probably only kissed you because she was drunk too, not because she likes you
#88151 to #88148 - kingofdogs (08/02/2013) [-]
I suppose, it was that look from mr.douchebag that bothered me the most, though.
User avatar #88159 to #88151 - silverzepher (08/02/2013) [-]
just remember she can't claim rape if your both intoxicated, wouldn't have been a problem in the scenario, but just a forewarning.
#88160 to #88159 - kingofdogs (08/02/2013) [-]
She can't claim rape if she can't remember it.
User avatar #88161 to #88160 - silverzepher (08/02/2013) [-]
but the burns will lead to questions, and if you don't remember to wrap your willy you'll be put in jail silly. but for that an aerosol is preferred method of delivery for that nowadays.
User avatar #88164 to #88161 - kingofdogs (08/02/2013) [-]
You scare me
User avatar #88165 to #88164 - silverzepher (08/02/2013) [-]
you just got to know your shit. chloroform leaves burns when applied on skin, an aerosol would only leave minor burns in the nose and throat, and everyone gets nosebleeds from time too time so when she wakes up you could play it off like it is nothing special. and unless she has a pedigree you should keep your Trojan inside his horse.
#88141 to #88140 - sundip (08/02/2013) [-]
Just because this dude slept with her doesn't mean it's game over. Just wait for another house party, or maybe invite her out some time. You're still in with a chance of eventually getting with her. Talk to her, but don't sound too needy to get her out with you. Get a coffee, walk in the park, do womanly shit like buying clothes.

It's not game over yet man. Some dude may have slept with her, but that doesn't mean she wants to get with him.
User avatar #88142 to #88141 - kingofdogs (08/02/2013) [-]
I love you, thank you, but I honestly don't know, as I said, betafag here.
User avatar #88143 to #88142 - sundip (08/02/2013) [-]
Y'know, if you're shy or just generally a quiet person, some girls actually find that kind of cute, so being a betafag has its perks. I'd try talk to her, but obviously have something to say. Surely you can think of something which will get her talking back.

You're still in with a chance. And I'd say she's a rather attractive girl, so congrats on attaching your face to hers.
#88146 to #88143 - kingofdogs (08/02/2013) [-]
Before yesterday, I hadn't kissed a girl in like three years, very rusty indeed, I don't try my luck with the girls, I'm so afraid of what they'll do, I prefer just to lurk around giving friendly compliments to everyone, even the ones I hate.
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