America and England. A couple of humorous stories from 4chan's board that likes to debate about pizza, /v/!. I Anonymous (( leled)' 16: 45 some friends in Ameri
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America and England

A couple of humorous stories from 4chan's board that likes to debate about pizza, /v/!

I Anonymous (( leled)' 16: 45
some friends in America
at a restaurant in New York
Wrench Fries and Burgers are the onlything on the menu
finally gets there alter the waiter warned the sheathe Americans in my group had arrived
our ketchup on french fry
WHAT ARE "FOO DOING?" shouts my fat American comrade
U' RE DOING IT WRONG WATCH" He says as he squirts the whole bottle into a bowl
Scrabs a fistful offeres and flies them around the table making airplane sounds
his entire fist right into the bowl of ketchup splattering the table
Behoves it all into his mouth
Papits out "THAT AINT NOT HOW NC) FAGGET EATS FREEDOM FRIES"
theregent says "God bless America" as the restaurant applauds him clapping at magnitude
short man in a ten gallon hat walks upto the table and starts popping six shooters into the ceiling while yelling ""
Cl Anonymous (( leled) 17: 02
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relatives in England
at a restaurant in London
for a burger and some french hys
EDI WANKER WOTG A FRENCH FRY, WE HAVENT GOT ANY FRENCH FOOD ERE"
Cornfused, Walkthrough menu
Aalright, I' ll have it with some chips then
RIGHT C) GUV' NA"
minutes arrives with a ****** burger and a bowl zefrench his with so much vinegar on them it may as well be soup
spot some ketchup on hys
OI WOT ARE YA DOIN" MATE, THATS NOT HOW YOU EAT CHI-"
spuddenly big ben starts to chime
OI EVERYBO) YATS T DONG
sweeps all the food offere table and places tea and crumpets down
stands upto the live broadcast ofthe queen drinking tea
GGOD SAVE THE QUEEN
wmm
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User avatar #54 - matthewfuckingmain (06/08/2012) [-]
Oh God. Both were so ******* funny.
#50 - leredspy (06/07/2012) [-]
Jolly good show! Well I'm off to bed now, I have work at 9 BONG in the morning. Goodnight chaps!
User avatar #49 - thebritishguy (06/07/2012) [-]
pretty much how it is
#48 - lolzponies (06/07/2012) [-]
not really
User avatar #47 - tomhefailin (06/07/2012) [-]
lol i ****** wish there were guys shooting celebratory six shooters in the air sceamin yeehaw..sigh better days
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#41 - failedfrontflip (06/07/2012) [-]
MFW 7 Bong
MFW 7 Bong
User avatar #38 - Jotcham (06/07/2012) [-]
I'm English and I found the bottom one so much funnier
#37 - flobbubuckett (06/07/2012) [-]
<Sums up London
#36 - straken (06/07/2012) [-]
Mmmmm, chips with vinegar. Delicious.
Mmmmm, chips with vinegar. Delicious.
#35 - hargleblarg (06/07/2012) [-]
I'm so British I survive on a diet of tea and top hats.
#26 - Onemanretardpack (06/07/2012) [-]
******* lost it at "OI EVERYBODY IT'S 7 BONG!"
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#16 - rjgnal ONLINE (06/07/2012) [-]
"live broadcast of queen drinking tea" ****** lost my **** . excuse me while i go look for it
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User avatar #14 - natanhiel (06/07/2012) [-]
The English one is almost completely true.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN, WANKERS.
User avatar #17 to #14 - yesimagirlgamer (06/07/2012) [-]
The vinegar bit is certainly true for me, I have an unhealthy love for that stuff on my chips...
User avatar #18 to #17 - natanhiel (06/07/2012) [-]
I'm not a massive fan of vinegar, but I do like a splash or two.
User avatar #19 to #18 - yesimagirlgamer (06/07/2012) [-]
My love for it actually came back to bite me on the arse... I once got a ******** of mouth ulcers after having too much :(
User avatar #20 to #19 - natanhiel (06/07/2012) [-]
Oh lawd, you plonker. This is why less vinegar is good.

Then again, I love tomato sauce. LOVE it. Love it too much. I would eat it with lots of things.
User avatar #22 to #20 - yesimagirlgamer (06/07/2012) [-]
SO DO I! My mum doesn't understand my passion for Heinz tomato sauce- ours is a forbidden love ;__;
User avatar #23 to #22 - natanhiel (06/07/2012) [-]
When I have it on pizza my Mum and Dad just look at me funny while I eat. It's really weird.
User avatar #24 to #23 - yesimagirlgamer (06/07/2012) [-]
When we went to McDonald's once, I dipped my chips in my McFlurry and then dipped them in tomato sauce... ******* DELICIOUS!
User avatar #25 to #24 - natanhiel (06/07/2012) [-]
Well... That's a bit... Too far...
I'm not a huge fan of McFlurry unless it's coated in chocolate. COATED. COATED.
User avatar #28 to #25 - yesimagirlgamer (06/07/2012) [-]
I've always held a special place in my heart for Smarties McFlurries (99p? **** YEAH)
User avatar #30 to #28 - natanhiel (06/07/2012) [-]
BROWNIES MCFLURRY.
They're about £1.29 where I am.
User avatar #33 to #30 - yesimagirlgamer (06/07/2012) [-]
I've always been a Smarties girl, you'll never take me away from them. unless it's a Cadury Dairy Milk one, I do like those...
User avatar #51 to #33 - natanhiel (06/08/2012) [-]
CHOCOLAAATE.
I do enjoy smarties. Just for cracking the shell open and licking the chocolate out.
User avatar #53 to #51 - yesimagirlgamer (06/08/2012) [-]
So I'm not the only one that does that? :D
Sometimes I just stuck all the colouring off the shell so I can feel like I can manipulate colours
User avatar #56 to #53 - natanhiel (06/08/2012) [-]
Haha, when I try that my tongue goes a funny colour and I can taste nothing but colours for hours. I don't like to eat anything after smarties because I KNOW everything will taste like a ****** infusion of whatever I'm eating and smarties.
User avatar #57 to #56 - yesimagirlgamer (06/08/2012) [-]
It's just because you have a ************* RAINBOW in your mouth! :D
User avatar #58 to #57 - natanhiel (06/08/2012) [-]
Your profile picture is so related to that.
Skittles are my FAVOURITEST sweet ever. I try to crack the shell off without damaging the frail, yet tasty inside.
User avatar #59 to #58 - yesimagirlgamer (06/08/2012) [-]
Plus it has Sherlock in it, so it's a win/win :D
I haven't had skittles in so long, since I got braces...I really love the sour ones
User avatar #60 to #59 - natanhiel (06/08/2012) [-]
Heh, I like the sour ones, but not too many of them. They start to taste strange after quite a few.
Maltesers.
THEY are a fun thing to eat.
User avatar #61 to #60 - yesimagirlgamer (06/08/2012) [-]
I love the pink sour ones... I could eat them all day...
I love sucking the chocolate off and then just nibbling the inside of Maltesers :3
User avatar #62 to #61 - natanhiel (06/08/2012) [-]
Green and yellow are the skittles master races.

I love sucking the chocolate off then crushing the honeycomb bit with my tongue :3
User avatar #34 to #33 - yesimagirlgamer (06/07/2012) [-]
*Cadbury...
User avatar #44 to #34 - potatot (06/07/2012) [-]
WHAT IS GOING ON?! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
User avatar #55 to #44 - Spavaloo (06/08/2012) [-]
The UK is happening.

Just let it.
User avatar #13 - FelipeRuiz (06/07/2012) [-]
******* lost it at 7 bong.
#12 - anonymous (06/07/2012) [-]
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