male logic comp. found on /b/ and compilated some are made, some are stolen from /b/. edel.- tatt idiiot? ' i GIRLS WENT HIRE [HITS EH BITE]! III THE Mill MERE
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male logic comp

found on /b/
and compilated
some are made, some are stolen from /b/

Tags: Male | logic | comp
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Submitted: 06/06/2012
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User avatar #1048 - cadencee (06/27/2012) [-]
At first this post irritated me as i could only relate to one of these.

Then i remembered that it was a joke and my butthurtness slowely faded.
#1024 - cabbagemayhem (06/07/2012) [-]
1. Smart guys. Best to avoid eye-contact even. The longer you can stay single, the longer you can keep your dreams. Women will begin the hunt if they detect this though.
2. There are two different types of ******** . The hot kind, and the real kind.
3. That's not gender related, women do that too.
4. Nuh uh.
5. Who are you calling ugly?
6. Those are two different categories of guys, the ones who say "make me a sandwich," and the ones who can't get girlfriends.
7. Research shows stress hormones send women's emotions in a whirl. Men, immune to even high doses of the chemical, remain calm and tend to take a more laid-back view to potential crises.
8. (skipping)
9. (skipping)
10. I don't understand any of this male-vs-female. Men do men things. Women make sandwiches. Why are we fighting?
11. (skipping)
12. Instruction manuals ARE for the weak.
13. (skipping)
14. It works.
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#1019 - tundertail (06/07/2012) [-]
what about the sock gnomes that eat our socks?
#1018 - modify (06/07/2012) [-]
Well, OP, if that's the kind of guys you meet, you need to get out more...
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User avatar #1015 - stanislaw (06/07/2012) [-]
lol i do none of those things, guess i can keep making fun of women
User avatar #1005 - picamix (06/07/2012) [-]
well its good to see what people think male logic is like, but i disagree with 5 of them
#1003 - oxan (06/07/2012) [-]
I'm just socially awkward. Like today, I was talking to two friends and one of their girlfriends, who I'm comfortable with. The moment her friends arrive, I just shut up and focused on taking regular sips from my drink and avoided eye contact.

I can only talk to girls at work and that's because I know they won't say anything that requires me to continue the conversation from, "hey, how are you going? Can I help you at all?"

I never joke about women and kitchens and sammiches, either. I just can't talk to girls.
User avatar #1002 - jokervsbat (06/07/2012) [-]
Well, that guy doesn't seem to be be fat or ugly...
#998 - nakedclothes (06/07/2012) [-]
instruction manuals are for the weak! I will walk in not knowing what I'm doing and be a stronger man afterwards because of it
#997 - wafflelord (06/07/2012) [-]
At least we don't have HUNDREDS OF PANTS
#995 - rokhan (06/07/2012) [-]
"If two objects don't fit. force them together"    
   
Haha you got me there, OP.
"If two objects don't fit. force them together"

Haha you got me there, OP.
#992 - anonymous (06/07/2012) [-]
Just spitballing here, but I'm guessing a woman made this?
#987 - professormeatwad (06/07/2012) [-]
"I will arrive in 15 minuts...   
   
...Shows up one hour later"   
   
Bull 						****					 men are always on time.   
   
   
"Instruction manuals...   
   
Are for the weak"   
   
-Correction...Video game manuals are for the weak.   
   
All the other ones I agree with and I have a penis.
"I will arrive in 15 minuts...

...Shows up one hour later"

Bull **** men are always on time.


"Instruction manuals...

Are for the weak"

-Correction...Video game manuals are for the weak.

All the other ones I agree with and I have a penis.



#994 to #987 - spikereynolds (06/07/2012) [-]
At least it's not as bad as woman logic.

"I just gotta put some makeup on and I'll be right over"

...Two hours later...
User avatar #989 to #987 - nogphille (06/07/2012) [-]
meh..
if i have to put together an ikea table, bed or armoire, i'd rather figure it out myself (not that hard), rather than reading the manual (harder)

"i will arrive in 15 mins" for me, equals "i'm already there", or "you'll see me when you see me"
(depends who i'm saying it to)
#985 - anonymous (06/07/2012) [-]
Not a single one applies to me.
User avatar #982 - DisgruntledTomato ONLINE (06/07/2012) [-]
Don't you mean "beta ****** logic" sorry but you are not a man if you don't have the balls to talk to a woman.
User avatar #1047 to #982 - jirichi (06/14/2012) [-]
Finally someone who isn't a social retard.
#979 - sissywoo (06/07/2012) [-]
to the first one

its called self-conciousness, the inability to control it sucks.
#996 to #979 - spikereynolds (06/07/2012) [-]
Here, you might need some of these.
User avatar #975 - jnbwk (06/07/2012) [-]
Everyone swears when playing video games, girl included. Invalid.
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