Idea. . fia: yte day, I' m going to coat rny penis in Nicotine right before rny girlfriend gives rale a blowjob. She will then become addicted to sucking rrly d
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#6 - sarc (06/06/2012) [-]
Not only is Nicotine super toxic, its also easily absorbed by the skin.
This comic should read:
Some day, I'm going
to coat my penis in
Nicotine right before
my girlfriend gives
me a blow job. She
will then watch me
die because I am
retarded and put pure
nicotine on my dick.
#95 to #6 - Rascal (06/06/2012) [-]
I'm dissapointed no-one made the joke yet... But OP won't die because his dick is too small to absorb enough
User avatar #99 to #95 - sarc (06/06/2012) [-]
Well they didnt in this thread because everyone already made that, lame, joke.
#64 to #6 - lynchdude (06/06/2012) [-]
put a condom on then nicotine on top? I'd take a bunch of bj's with a condom over a few without
#19 to #6 - imamawesome (06/06/2012) [-]
and she would also just become addicted to nicotine not your small dick op
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#46 to #19 - awesomefacepalm **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#207 to #46 - kouzan (06/06/2012) [-]
Doesn't matter, had sex.
User avatar #246 to #19 - generaljosh ONLINE (06/07/2012) [-]
But she wouldn't know she was addicted to nicotine, she would just have a craving for dick
#20 - lordhasta (06/06/2012) [-]
then she finds out she can fulfill her addiction by just smoking cigarettes.
#32 to #20 - Rascal (06/06/2012) [-]
oorrr by sucking someone elses dick
User avatar #23 to #20 - frohtastic (06/06/2012) [-]
well.
at the end of the day she sure ends up sucking at something a lot
User avatar #65 - freshapplepies (06/06/2012) [-]
Isn't this kinda like that 4chan story where the guy puts nicotine patches on his ex girlfriend after they've had sex?
User avatar #96 to #65 - iizsimon (06/06/2012) [-]
do you have a pic? id like to see that lol
User avatar #78 to #65 - kirisaki (06/06/2012) [-]
I was thinking the same thing... sucks when people shorten and ruin a perfectly good story from a /b/ro. This content should be deleted
User avatar #151 - wutangconspirator (06/06/2012) [-]
even if she got addicted to sucking dick, it doesn't mean it's always going to be yours
#171 to #151 - hippymofuka (06/06/2012) [-]
but if she goes and sucks another dick, it's not gonna have nicotine on it? so she would go back to the original
but if she goes and sucks another dick, it's not gonna have nicotine on it? so she would go back to the original
User avatar #175 to #171 - wutangconspirator (06/06/2012) [-]
the normal one won't be either, your picture is irrelevant, she would go cock hungry just like your mother

PS. thats not your dad at home
#178 to #175 - hippymofuka (06/06/2012) [-]
i didn't had a more fitting reaction.

ps.my dad is dead and i have a step-dad so you are right
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User avatar #109 to #102 - mrmcdubley (06/06/2012) [-]
Original Concept right here.
User avatar #63 - Silver Quantum (06/06/2012) [-]
he says "some day" because he doesn't actually have a girlfriend yet
#34 - madroxjobe (06/06/2012) [-]
related.
#51 - iamphoenix (06/06/2012) [-]
No, she'd die from a toxic dose of nicotine and you'd die from covering your junk in nicotine. Then again you wouldn't have to use much nicotine to cover your junk completely, so maybe she'll survive.
User avatar #69 to #51 - floydrose (06/06/2012) [-]
How would the nicotine on your dick kill you?
#70 to #69 - iamphoenix (06/06/2012) [-]
That high of a dose absorbed through the skin would kill you. Nicotine is highly deadly.
#54 to #51 - xanaga (06/06/2012) [-]
You sound like you genuinely know what you're talking about
#56 to #54 - iamphoenix (06/06/2012) [-]
I'm not allowed in Denmark or a very large part of Finland.
#93 to #72 - iamphoenix (06/06/2012) [-]
The Danes and Finnish have translated my name to 'violent asshole'. I guess Jack Daniel's, a fruit cart and bottle rockets don't mix well with me.
User avatar #106 to #93 - shitshitshit (06/06/2012) [-]
what the **** did you do, because it sounds ******* amazing
User avatar #17 - boeka (06/06/2012) [-]
And then you both die of nicotine overdose. Congrats.
User avatar #1 - therealpokemon (06/05/2012) [-]
Word of warning, my slightly retarded friend:
Direct exposure to skin will cause it to become absorbed easily. You will be addicted too unless you use a condom. Also, it takes only 1 gram of nicotine to kill you.
User avatar #2 to #1 - puppybiscuit (06/05/2012) [-]
Now everybody go to pornmd and lookup smoking BJ...
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#25 - PlagueDoctor (06/06/2012) [-]
You will die before she even gets to touch your junk
User avatar #26 to #25 - PlagueDoctor (06/06/2012) [-]
Rather unpleasntly, by the way
#197 - robbayyy (06/06/2012) [-]
All joking aside , could this work?
User avatar #216 to #197 - Happytreefriend (06/06/2012) [-]
no not at all... pure nicotine can kill you...
#204 to #197 - Rascal (06/06/2012) [-]
You would absorb all of the nicotine and probably OD though.
User avatar #200 to #197 - Nihatclodra (06/06/2012) [-]
Technically, yes... but you could very easily be arrested for doing this. and she would likely notice that it tasted strange.
User avatar #206 to #200 - Nihatclodra (06/06/2012) [-]
also, your dick would absorb the nicotine, so you'd also get addicted to it.
#217 to #197 - Rascal (06/06/2012) [-]
There was a story I read where a guy and girl were going out, and she broke up, left him for a douchebag, they broke up and she came back to the first guy. The man then proceeded to put a nicotine patch on her arm every night after they had sex, and didn't put a patch on her when they didn't have sex.

Long story short she was addicted to his sex.
#227 to #217 - robbayyy (06/06/2012) [-]
Jesus anon , a helpful comment? I'm proud.
Jesus anon , a helpful comment? I'm proud.
#134 - samtell (06/06/2012) [-]
hahah thats really funny. mostly because the membrane on your dick is porous enough to absorb the nicotine. especially when all the blood is flowing to it.
#39 - dubator (06/06/2012) [-]
No, she'll die... Nicotine is toxic in big doses...
#145 to #39 - Rascal (06/06/2012) [-]
It's acctualy a very potent poison. You need like a drop of pure nicotine to kill a human being.
#40 to #39 - Rascal (06/06/2012) [-]
I don't think op's girlfriend has to worry about "big doses", if you know what I mean.
#43 to #40 - orendil (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh my god, I love you for that one.
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User avatar #18 to #4 - herberto (06/06/2012) [-]
If a girl doesn't like sucking your cock then you need to clean it or some **** .
Pro tip: Girls really do like cock.
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User avatar #27 to #4 - renzard (06/06/2012) [-]
onedoesnotsimply.jpg

They can't be all that common.
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#187 - whereistherumgone (06/06/2012) [-]
No. She will then become addicted to nicotine.
User avatar #189 to #187 - richardastley (06/06/2012) [-]
If he does it enough, he'll reinforce the addiction with blow jobs, so she'll think she needs to blow him anyway.
User avatar #193 to #187 - mavericjones (06/06/2012) [-]
In a medical sense. In a psychological sense, assuming she doesn't notice, the positive reinforcement that the nicotine provides will work to reinforce the behavior. Operant conditioning ftw. However, while I'm being a dick about this, pardon the pun, the nicotine, if pure, would be a very unpleasing thing to put on your dick or in your mouth.
#141 - taterstrike (06/06/2012) [-]
Nicotine is deadly in high doses, just put a nicotine patch people use to quit smoking on her, after sex, while she sleeps and take it off in the morning...    
   
problem solved.
Nicotine is deadly in high doses, just put a nicotine patch people use to quit smoking on her, after sex, while she sleeps and take it off in the morning...

problem solved.
User avatar #163 to #141 - uppercasename (06/06/2012) [-]
ops dick isnt big enough to give a deadly dose
#7 - Onemanretardpack (06/06/2012) [-]
The amount of nicotine needed to coat your dick would kill her, and since it is absorbed in the skin, you
#44 to #7 - Rascal (06/06/2012) [-]
You have to remember, this is OP's dick... It cant be that much nicotine.
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