Creepy Myths 2 (rp). A guy named Blazeone has been reposting my myths with my permission, because so many new people have not seen them, and he hasnt reposted o
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A guy named Blazeone has been reposting my myths with my permission, because so many new people have not seen them, and he hasnt reposted one in a while, so and they have been doing well, so I thought I would go ahead.
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A guy named Blazeone has been reposting my myths with my permission, because so many new people have not seen them, and he hasnt reposted one in a while, so and they have been doing well, so I thought I would go ahead.
And yes of course I am advertising my business, so if you wanna buy a custom made pokemon card wallet, go here:
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Creepy Myths 2
These are myths that have been around for years, with different
variations, i didn' t know what to call them so i decided creepy.
The Hook
Two teenage ****** were parked at a local maxedout spot when the
music on the radio was interrupted by a Special Bulletin. A
dangerous Lunatic had escaped from the nearby Insane Asylum, he
could be identified by the Hook he had in place of his right hand.
The girl insisted she be taken home immediately. When they arrived
at her house, the frustrated boy marched over to open her door for
her, and hanging from the handle was a bloody hook.
Backseat killer
A woman was leaving her work and was preparing to go home. She
jumped into the car and drove away, but before long she saw the man
was following her in another car with his highbeams on. The lights
would turn off, and then they would turn on again. She panicked and
drove home as quickly as she could, swerved into the driveway and
screamed for her husband. Her husband ran out just as the following
man pulled up, Jumped from his car and yelled "Lady, there' s someone
hiding in your back seat with a knife'." The man was arrested.
Everytime the killer stood up, the man in the car would turn on his
highbeams.
Coin Slots
drug users are disposing of their used needles by putting them into
coin return slots of public telephones, thereby infecting
unsuspecting victims with hepatitis and HIV.
Happy Halloween
Every Halloween children die from eating candy poisoned by
sadistic "Heaters". Razor Blades and needles are also hidden in
apples or candy,
Gang Members
As an initiation into a street gang, potential members hide under
peoples cars at night, and when the unsuspecting owners start to get
in, they slash their ankles and when they fail they steal a shoe for
proof.
Hollow Baby
A couple arrived back home to the US from a trip to South
America. When they got off the plane, the wife insisted her husband
drag the luggage because she was holding the baby. As they were
exiting the airport, they were greeted by the FBI. They handcuffed
the husband, took the baby from the wife, and cuffed her also.
When unwrapping the baby from it' s blanket, they saw it was dead.
It had been hollowed so that the couple could easily smuggle
cocaine inside it.
Toilet Guillotines
A terrorism group called "No More" has
been setting up little guillotines under the rims of public toilet
seats. When a pressure sensor senses someone sitting on the toilet a
blade slashes across the front half of the toilet with the
purpose of damaging/ removing the victims testicles.
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User avatar #273 - xxxsweetingxxx (05/19/2013) [-]
I got last comment
#274 - gongthehawkeye (06/21/2012) [-]
None of this scares me because:   
I don't go out (I'm forever alone   
I don't drive, and I always sit in the back seat like a champ   
I don't trick or treat (I just scare little kids with my friends   
Again, don't drive, so the slashing thing can't happen   
The baby one is kinda funny   
And I don't use public restrooms, for fear of getting incurable ass STDs, or public phones, because I have no 						*******					 clue how to work those things (I'm retarded like that)   
I love all your other posts though.
None of this scares me because:
I don't go out (I'm forever alone
I don't drive, and I always sit in the back seat like a champ
I don't trick or treat (I just scare little kids with my friends
Again, don't drive, so the slashing thing can't happen
The baby one is kinda funny
And I don't use public restrooms, for fear of getting incurable ass STDs, or public phones, because I have no ******* clue how to work those things (I'm retarded like that)
I love all your other posts though.
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User avatar #272 - patriotpenguin (06/15/2012) [-]
what would the backseat killer gain from killing a woman while she drove on a highway at like 30 to 40 mph
#270 - mrbull (06/13/2012) [-]
Really? The beackseat killer was going to try and off her as she drove?
User avatar #269 - Patheos (06/13/2012) [-]
Another reason to never **** in a public stall.
#267 - alameusername (06/13/2012) [-]
the first one..
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User avatar #271 to #267 - spacedeputy (06/14/2012) [-]
the gang one is not that uncommon, sometimes people hide under cars while the owners are getting groceries or something and when they come back they cut through the car owners Achilles tendon so they wont be able to stand up just to steal their car
#266 - deathbatdude (06/12/2012) [-]
the first one reminds me of that episode from supernatural
the first one reminds me of that episode from supernatural
User avatar #265 - LocoJoe (06/12/2012) [-]
It's a good think I wear leather work boots. My Achilles heel is safe.
User avatar #257 - pwnfrnzy (06/08/2012) [-]
Why I'm glad i never use public toilets, even in the most dire situations.
User avatar #256 - jbthegiant (06/08/2012) [-]
That second myth is pretty smart actually, highbeams when ever the dude with the knife would stand up, its clever. but i doubt it would keep a dude from stabbing another person
User avatar #258 to #256 - nmaster (06/08/2012) [-]
but maybe the killer didnt wanna be seen doing it, because he knew that they would probably call the cops and have him arrested.
User avatar #260 to #258 - jbthegiant (06/09/2012) [-]
Either way the guy was going to end up in jail. The person following in the other car could obviously tell the guy in the back of the car had a knife, and was planning on killing the driver. So once the would be ******** was seen, either way he was going to go to jail, either it would work out the way it did in the story, or he would have stabbed the driver, and the other driver would have called the cops. So I see no reason to not stab the driver, either way the dude in the back seat was going to prison, might as well do something so deserve going there
User avatar #255 - idividedbyzero (06/08/2012) [-]
Never ******** again.
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User avatar #275 to #245 - caesarslegion (06/26/2012) [-]
I remember, and I also remember the first two being the category; "Real Scary Stories"
User avatar #246 to #245 - whomadewho ONLINE (06/07/2012) [-]
the book didnt make them they used them, i remember reading those books
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User avatar #254 to #249 - flamyras (06/08/2012) [-]
Traditionally a guillotine was an execution device used most-famously in France. Effectively, a large blade would drop directly onto the head of the prisoner, beheading them. In this case, instead of gravity and the neck, it's a machine and the testicles.
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User avatar #262 to #261 - flamyras (06/10/2012) [-]
In this situation, that's what it's for. Apparently this group is against reproduction of humans, so they remove the easiest part to damage, the male testicles.
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User avatar #248 to #247 - whomadewho ONLINE (06/07/2012) [-]
scary stuff man, scary stuff
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User avatar #251 to #250 - whomadewho ONLINE (06/07/2012) [-]
it was an execution devise used by putting one's head in between two pieces of wood, and then a blade falls to cut off the head
#244 - anonymous (06/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #228 - Loppytaffy (06/06/2012) [-]
Good Guy High Beam Guy.
#227 - thefasrdog (06/06/2012) [-]
I can never use public toilets again...
I can never use public toilets again...
User avatar #253 to #227 - trollchildxy (06/07/2012) [-]
I will, just cup my balls first LOL
User avatar #252 to #227 - logsnackers (06/07/2012) [-]
Never thought a small penis would become helpful.
User avatar #233 to #227 - steamwhistler (06/06/2012) [-]
Thats probably for the best anyway...
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User avatar #230 to #227 - BowChickaBowWow (06/06/2012) [-]
You used them to begin with?
#225 - anonymous (06/06/2012) [-]
To be honest I don't find these disturbing at all. The halloween one was getting to me, nut then I realised we don't trick or treat in my country.

Also, why are there no ******* SCP's yet?
User avatar #239 to #225 - pukingrainbows (06/06/2012) [-]
That's not a myth, it's not even an urban legend. It's just a story.
#224 - anonymous (06/06/2012) [-]
the hook in the picture is in his left hand while the text says it is in his right hand
#223 - subzeromk (06/06/2012) [-]
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User avatar #264 to #223 - robogandalf (06/10/2012) [-]
...I just watched this episode!
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