Creepy Myths 2 (rp). A guy named Blazeone has been reposting my myths with my permission, because so many new people have not seen them, and he hasnt reposted o whomadewho myth
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Creepy Myths 2 (rp). A guy named Blazeone has been reposting my myths with my permission, because so many new people have not seen them, and he hasnt reposted o

A guy named Blazeone has been reposting my myths with my permission, because so many new people have not seen them, and he hasnt reposted one in a while, so and they have been doing well, so I thought I would go ahead.
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Creepy Myths 2
These are myths that have been around for years, with different
variations, i didn' t know what to call them so i decided creepy.
The Hook
Two teenage lovers were parked at a local maxedout spot when the
music on the radio was interrupted by a Special Bulletin. A
dangerous Lunatic had escaped from the nearby Insane Asylum, he
could be identified by the Hook he had in place of his right hand.
The girl insisted she be taken home immediately. When they arrived
at her house, the frustrated boy marched over to open her door for
her, and hanging from the handle was a bloody hook.
Backseat killer
A woman was leaving her work and was preparing to go home. She
jumped into the car and drove away, but before long she saw the man
was following her in another car with his highbeams on. The lights
would turn off, and then they would turn on again. She panicked and
drove home as quickly as she could, swerved into the driveway and
screamed for her husband. Her husband ran out just as the following
man pulled up, Jumped from his car and yelled "Lady, there' s someone
hiding in your back seat with a knife'." The man was arrested.
Everytime the killer stood up, the man in the car would turn on his
highbeams.
Coin Slots
drug users are disposing of their used needles by putting them into
coin return slots of public telephones, thereby infecting
unsuspecting victims with hepatitis and HIV.
Happy Halloween
Every Halloween children die from eating candy poisoned by
sadistic "Heaters". Razor Blades and needles are also hidden in
apples or candy,
Gang Members
As an initiation into a street gang, potential members hide under
peoples cars at night, and when the unsuspecting owners start to get
in, they slash their ankles and when they fail they steal a shoe for
proof.
Hollow Baby
A couple arrived back home to the US from a trip to South
America. When they got off the plane, the wife insisted her husband
drag the luggage because she was holding the baby. As they were
exiting the airport, they were greeted by the FBI. They handcuffed
the husband, took the baby from the wife, and cuffed her also.
When unwrapping the baby from it' s blanket, they saw it was dead.
It had been hollowed so that the couple could easily smuggle
cocaine inside it.
Toilet Guillotines
A terrorism group called "No More" has
been setting up little guillotines under the rims of public toilet
seats. When a pressure sensor senses someone sitting on the toilet a
blade slashes across the front half of the toilet with the
purpose of damaging/ removing the victims testicles.
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#11 - awesomenesss
Reply +132
(06/05/2012) [-]
#1
#172 to #11 - tcald
Reply +7
(06/06/2012) [-]
#32 to #11 - niggerlips
Reply +19
(06/06/2012) [-]
backflingingmasher?
#41 to #11 - legacywolf ONLINE
Reply +19
(06/06/2012) [-]
Crashdingingmasher?
#21 to #11 - jbarca
Reply +29
(06/06/2012) [-]
Sackslashinghasher?
#86 to #11 - findtheanswer
Reply +30
(06/06/2012) [-]
******?
#59 - decisivelemon
Reply +89
(06/06/2012) [-]
The last one.
#19 - westonbeast
Reply +70
(06/06/2012) [-]
THE LAST ONE.
OLAWD.
#127 to #19 - oliphan
Reply +8
(06/06/2012) [-]
NEVER. ********. IN. PUBLIC. TOILETS. AGAIN.
#181 to #127 - flomosho
Reply +12
(06/06/2012) [-]
WHO ***** IN PUBLIC TOILETS
#236 to #181 - oliphan
Reply +2
(06/06/2012) [-]
Not me. NOT ANYMORE!

<-- MFW public toilets
#238 to #236 - flomosho
Reply 0
(06/06/2012) [-]
WHY WOULD YOU ANYWAY
#29 - xentacle
Reply +63
(06/06/2012) [-]
Bitch please razors in candy isnt sadistic

people giving apples on hallow e'en, that's sadistic
#34 to #29 - elise
Reply -7
(06/06/2012) [-]
whats more sadistic is passing out almond joy.
#179 to #34 - tomthedj
Reply +17
(06/06/2012) [-]
DONT TALK **** BOUT ALMOND JOYS
#62 - freefan
Reply +48
(06/06/2012) [-]
#141 - sutrakama
Reply +44
(06/06/2012) [-]
#274 to #141 - anon
Reply 0
(08/11/2013) [-]
psssssst
i might be a little late
but hiv can only survive on a syringe thats open to the air for 2 hours
so the only way you would catch hiv would be if you went in straight after a junkie put the syringe in it
#74 - thenewnuggubler
Reply +35
(06/06/2012) [-]
serves you right for eating an apple on halloween
#227 - thefasrdog ONLINE
Reply +33
(06/06/2012) [-]
I can never use public toilets again...
I can never use public toilets again...
#230 to #227 - BowChickaBowWow
Reply 0
(06/06/2012) [-]
You used them to begin with?
#232 to #227 - thefasrdog
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#233 to #227 - steamwhistler
Reply 0
(06/06/2012) [-]
Thats probably for the best anyway...
#253 to #227 - trollchildxy
Reply +3
(06/07/2012) [-]
I will, just cup my balls first LOL
#252 to #227 - logsnackers
Reply +22
(06/07/2012) [-]
Never thought a small penis would become helpful.
#12 - TheMagian **User deleted account**
Reply +25
(06/06/2012) [-]
made me think of these
#14 to #12 - cachorro
Reply +16
(06/06/2012) [-]
The first two stories where from those series
#15 to #14 - TheMagian **User deleted account**
Reply +7
(06/06/2012) [-]
oh. thank you kind sir
#18 to #15 - whomadewho [OP]
Reply +3
(06/06/2012) [-]
the first two were featured in the books, they used myths as well
#147 - frozo
Reply +24
(06/06/2012) [-]
mfw Hook Killer
#160 to #147 - dustypengwin
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