Job here. . me, filling out jcole application T , tats thin : slat. 1) Why do you want to work at Derp n Co? ? more than WE e.. Nice try OP. Derp and Co. doesn't offer the job "Sandwich Making"
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#80 - gmarrox (06/05/2012) [-]
>Be 18
>Be in sore need of a job
>Happen to live blocks away from a pizza place literally desperate for delivery guys.
>Run by Mexicans who barely speak English and can't read it.
>Get application
>"Why do you want this job?"
>"My lap needs a dance and I ain't got no one dollah bills."
>Still get job
>Mfw
User avatar #83 to #80 - mistressluna (06/05/2012) [-]
Wow how has no one thumbed this up yet it actually made me laugh
#74 - TrollfaceLawl (06/05/2012) [-]
Nice try OP.

Derp and Co. doesn't offer the job "Sandwich Making"
#79 to #74 - jeej ONLINE (06/05/2012) [-]
saw what you did there
saw what you did there
#85 to #82 - semiseirous (06/05/2012) [-]
Ani? Why are you smiling like that?
#91 to #85 - shairou (06/05/2012) [-]
MFW u though James franco played anakin skywalker
MFW u though James franco played anakin skywalker
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#88 to #85 - TrollfaceLawl (06/05/2012) [-]
That's James Franco. Anakin Skywalker was played by Hayden Christiansen.
That's James Franco. Anakin Skywalker was played by Hayden Christiansen.
#102 to #88 - semiseirous (06/05/2012) [-]
Cool, I thought it was Harry Osborn!
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#99 to #30 - shaggyhaze (06/05/2012) [-]
The problem is, however, that with funnyjunk's thumb system, it becomes like a competition for thumbs. When people who make good old OC see reposts ******* everywhere on the frontpage they loose their reason to make OC. Why make OC when they can just repost and get thumbs? And thumbs are worthless yes, but the attention you get from it is what people enjoy.
#182 to #99 - captainrattrap (06/05/2012) [-]
Well the power is in our hands to thumb oc.
#139 to #30 - Rascal (06/05/2012) [-]
Well he is a reposting whore who never gives credit, ergo it's plagiarism and illegal.
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#147 to #141 - Rascal (06/05/2012) [-]
Well I'm pretty sure the TOS or whatever the **** we have to write "I agree" in says to report anything plagiarized, so it is implied that everything should be OC. I think I speak on behalf of everyone when I say I don't want to see the same **** on here over and over again.
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#67 to #25 - GoodGood (06/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #86 to #58 - anderslugter (06/05/2012) [-]
I sence some negative vibrations in this thread, we are all brothers, take it easy, spread the love <3 no homo
User avatar #112 to #86 - SamsesfourQ (06/05/2012) [-]
massi is no brother lol
User avatar #117 to #112 - anderslugter (06/05/2012) [-]
I am not a bible fan, but i like the qoute 'let he who is without sin, cast the first stone'
User avatar #128 to #117 - SamsesfourQ (06/05/2012) [-]
you mean,"If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her." ?
User avatar #132 to #128 - anderslugter (06/05/2012) [-]
I am sorry, did you not understand what i ment? I do apologise for not knowing my bible verses corectly, but was that really nescessary?
User avatar #153 to #132 - SamsesfourQ (06/05/2012) [-]
that's not my point. the point is that verse has nothing to do with how much of a cunt massi is.
User avatar #195 to #153 - anderslugter (06/05/2012) [-]
Ofcourse it has something to do with it! You are claiming that this massi guy is a cunt, i am implying that you should not call eny one a cunt, because you are infact yourself a cunt, we all are sometimes!
#230 to #195 - SamsesfourQ (06/05/2012) [-]
you have yourself a point. My apologies my good lad.
you have yourself a point. My apologies my good lad.
User avatar #236 to #230 - massi (06/05/2012) [-]
May I ask why all hate just come now?
User avatar #242 to #236 - anderslugter (06/06/2012) [-]
Btw... Just an advice, deleting your own comments does not make you more popular
User avatar #241 to #236 - SamsesfourQ (06/06/2012) [-]
you started becoming less popular and people started to realize that you repost on almost 100% on your content. hence there are like 10 posts of that picture saying "look that faggot massi is reposting from reddit again".
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User avatar #165 to #25 - sweateagle (06/05/2012) [-]
Jeez! Why the **** are you getting thumbed down so damn much?! I've seen dumbass users comment on content saying that it's a repost and there are always some mature users who exactly quote "I don't see where it says OC" and everybody thumbs them up as well as agreeing with him. But when you say that, everybody just ******* unleashes their hate and thumbs you down like you're a new user making a stupid, cheesy comment. Either everyone is a hypocrite, or a bunch of newfags just decided to pick on ol' massi since he's always been hated on. It's a funny post! If it makes someone laugh, they should thumb it up. If it doesn't, they should leave it alone; not thumb it down and leave hateful comments.
User avatar #228 to #165 - massi (06/05/2012) [-]
:) Finally someone who can figure out how to express themselves. Continue with this way of thinking / openness.
User avatar #231 to #228 - sweateagle (06/05/2012) [-]
Notice how they thumb you down and don't even do that my comment. It's as if they don't care what you post; they just want to thumb you down.
User avatar #232 to #231 - massi (06/05/2012) [-]
Yub I can see, they really hate me. There's not much I can do, because even if I talk properly they send back words like "faggot, cunt, **** you, etc."

I really dont know?
User avatar #233 to #232 - sweateagle (06/05/2012) [-]
I don't know either, ive never seen FJ exert so much serious hate on a user's comments.
User avatar #234 to #233 - massi (06/05/2012) [-]
Yes same here and so much hate on one single user! I do not understand?
User avatar #235 to #234 - sweateagle (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh well. Hope this doesnt go on much longer.
User avatar #237 to #235 - massi (06/05/2012) [-]
I think this continues until I stop and leaves FJ :S
User avatar #238 to #237 - sweateagle (06/06/2012) [-]
Most of FJ gets extremely pissed when content isn't OC, and this is how they react. We all need a new perspective on the true reasons for thumbing up content. Like many users say: It's FunnyJunk; not OCJunk.
User avatar #239 to #238 - massi (06/06/2012) [-]
Yub this is not OCjunk and First of all, people come here to get a laugh, not only OC!
#157 to #22 - Jameshaich (06/05/2012) [-]
This is FunnyJunk not OCjunk.
Who cares if they made something or not, about 99% of FJ's post isn't OC.
User avatar #39 to #22 - muffinsauce (06/05/2012) [-]
Unfortunately, half of the front page of FJ is usually exactly what was on the front pagre of reddit the previous day. He's not the only one.
#188 - norbit (06/05/2012) [-]
1/10 comic.
1/10 comic.
#202 to #188 - Rascal (06/05/2012) [-]
agreed
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#51 - ggfj (06/05/2012) [-]
why she really got the job
User avatar #52 to #51 - trollchildxy (06/05/2012) [-]
Hired.
#63 - savyx (06/05/2012) [-]
**savyx rolled a random image posted in comment #255 at Lemon key face **
User avatar #72 to #63 - dotterbox (06/05/2012) [-]
That is probably the second most related roll I have ever seen.

There's 'le' on the content, which probably implies that it came from 9fag.
User avatar #14 - theseanse ONLINE (06/05/2012) [-]
Posted from Reddit.
Without giving Creddit.
OP is a Feggit.
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User avatar #17 to #16 - theseanse ONLINE (06/05/2012) [-]
OH NO. DON'T LEAVE US. WE NEED YOU SO BADLY HERE. DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE US. Psch, bet 99% of your content is reposts.
User avatar #18 to #17 - massi (06/05/2012) [-]
I think you´re a very funny man, I know you miss me!
User avatar #19 to #18 - theseanse ONLINE (06/05/2012) [-]
There is even a reaction pic saying that "that fag massi is reposting from reddit again." Don't have it on this computer though. So yeah, some people will miss you, maybe.



Try to make some OC next time.
User avatar #76 to #57 - theseanse ONLINE (06/05/2012) [-]
Thanks, Lol
User avatar #20 to #19 - massi (06/05/2012) [-]
Take it easy and enjoy life!
User avatar #21 to #20 - theseanse ONLINE (06/05/2012) [-]
Sure. Have a nice summer.
User avatar #24 to #21 - massi (06/05/2012) [-]
Thanks and nice summer to you!
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User avatar #186 to #181 - knickfury (06/05/2012) [-]
Stop Le bitchin about Le Le
#215 to #212 - Rascal (06/05/2012) [-]
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#207 - PKBoii (06/05/2012) [-]
MFW I actually do a meaty paragraph and never get a response about my application
#94 - skatehead (06/05/2012) [-]
>Uses 'le'
>Is a girl
>Unfunny content

Thumbs down, get the **** out. Have a nice day.
#62 - yukarma (06/05/2012) [-]
Okay, im a bit confused as to how this made it so far.
1) There is a "Le" in it. Which is somewhat acceptable in "The" place, but its not there. You dont say the me.
2)This is probably a repost from reddit or 9gag. Most likely 9gag.
3) Its probably not a true story like in the bottom left corner, because massi is a boy. And he probably became a Demigod by ripping off other peoples comics. Whether they're from 9gag or Reddit.
#203 - IncarceratedNinja (06/05/2012) [-]
is it just more of does everyone else feel that there is no need for the OP to specify if they are male or female. I think the part of the internet that consists of posting content and it getting voted should have no gender. everyone should be asexual and not specify their gender... that's just my thoughts to end thumb whoring and bitching about girls...
is it just more of does everyone else feel that there is no need for the OP to specify if they are male or female. I think the part of the internet that consists of posting content and it getting voted should have no gender. everyone should be asexual and not specify their gender... that's just my thoughts to end thumb whoring and bitching about girls...
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User avatar #61 to #53 - neutralgray (06/05/2012) [-]
My local Kroger's has a manager with a rather thick moustache for a woman. It makes me shudder.
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